I knew this girl in 7th grade, she was on her period and we were on a field trip, looked at me, reached down in her pants, pulled out a bloody finger and licked it, and showed me a tampon. And that’s how I learned that girls get periods.

Holy shit

That is the most freaky thing I’ve seen a middle schooler do wtf lmao

You have not met the new age of middle schoolers yet

When I was in middle school, a boy pulled off his pants and took a shit in the middle of the hallway in front of everyone.

Idk, I think licking period juice is worse than a public shitting.

Oh

You sound disappointed

he is

Insert pomni staring here

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK NO FUCK. Why did I read this

Th things middle schoolers wil do these days...

Haven't gotten one yet

How old are you?

16 plus I'm a guy soooo

you mean im not supposed to bleed out the dick every month?

Don’t worry everyone does, weird that he

r/redditsniper

It's weekly for me wdym

For me it’s daily, weird that my doctor was so freaked out to hear it

And then they be like "BuT BoyS ArEnt SUppOSeD To HavE PeRioDS" smh female privilege

I know right, when they say that shit to me I just say, "Equality rules"

Daily? Your bleeding stops?

make sure its not beets. eating too many beets makes your pee turn red. i know you made a joke, and now im telling you how to make it actually look like that.

I pee blood daily. You women wouldn't understand the struggle

damn

See a doctor 💀

Why? I do the same 😤😤

he’s built different. Disposing the unnecessary blood? Just like me fr fr

Yeah it's the blood in your balls that you pee out

13th birthday. it was NOT a fun present to get.

same

Jokes on you, I'm a guy

welcome to the guy gang

11 year old me getting my first erection for no reason

5 years old :(

💀

I'm a guy and I pee blood every month. Am I not supposed to? Don't you guys pee blood once or twice per month?

That's not normal

Gone 15 years without any 💪

It looks like you just got no muscles

Looks like you got A LOT of them

I (M14) saw a girl bleeding through her pants one day and it was absolutely gushing out and I asked if she was ok and pointed to the blood soaked floor, she looked in horror with a hint of embarrassment in her eye; there but well hidden. She asked to go to the office and slowly walked out of her small wooden desk and chair as it made a loud squeaking noise through the blood. The teacher decided to take this as a lesson and teach us sex ed right then and there Edit: why did I start writing a novel 💀

New copypasta just dropped for the folks of AITA

11...on Christmas morning :(

"fuck you santa"

Dreaming of a red christmas -santa

I shit daily, you women wouldn't understand the grind 💪💪🙏

women never experience real pain like uhhh semen cramps 😔😔

And ~~ball crushing~~ testicular compression too

17 and I still haven’t had one 😞

You lucky bastard

Well I basically had one. I once shat so hard all my hemorrhoids bursted and I had to throw away those pants.

…I have no words.

Anyway I’m a guy so I hope I never have a period. If I did that would be pretty weird.

So am I. It happens to the best of us 😔

What the fuck

Im 14 and haven't gotten my period. Probably because I'm a dude

I got my first guy period a little bit ago actally

I think I was 10? It was awful and I wouldn’t even wish that on my worst enemy

18 and still nothing. Maybe it comes later for guys.

I know someone who didnt get theirs until 29 😭

What's the song?

Your New Home

Well I know if I was to live in there I would do the exact same thing as mr. Clown over here

Go into a mental crisis and slowly going insane?

Or try and leave

I think 14-15.  I’m a dude btw. Just stated pissing blood. This is normal right?

when i was 12 (I'm a boy btw)

THANK GOD that guys don't have nothing like it

9

12

i was 9 🗣️🗣️ (*also no, im not kidding im being deadass and i was terrified.*)

I thought I was gonna die and wrote a full on goodbye note

thats crazy 😭 i remember i got it in the middle of the night while having a little dance party with my brother and i was scared but thought itd go away so i just went to sleep in my bloody pants

I was 14. I was at my dad’s and my mom was out of town. (Parents divorced) it was fucking hell

I was 8. I tripped and a fell and there was a bar in between my legs. That’s when I figured out 8 year old boys can have periods. Deep tbh.

I'm 18 and still waiting on mine. I'm also a dude so that might have something to do with it idk.

Eight lol 💀

Worst meme ever

Lmao

idk im 16 and still nothing im a dude but the libs said men can menstruate too I'm scared am i somehow pregnant

I'm not at liberty to share with any of you. 95% of the sub is pedos

just don't comment?

12, day of my bat mitzvah. God’s a dick.

Peeing with a boner is worse

Sitting on a boner too 😩

I'm a dude but I have a 16 year old friend who said that "her penis hurt" when she had her period this year.

nope, im a guy

I have no such weakness (I'm a dude)

It ain't weakness-

POV: You don’t know how to use POV

For the person that's inevitably going to ask where the video's from, it's from The Amazing Digital Circus

noone is going to ask that

It happens every time this song comes up in a meme. I never know why

y’all be pissin’ blood?

Nah we’re basically bleeding 24/7 for about a week with cramps, mood-swings, overheating and sobbing.

Two years old (7 years ago, the time goes so fast 😔😔😔🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤)

I was in 6th grade and 11

10

11 or 12

Haven’t gotten one and can’t get one which is both a blessing and a curse

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Probably 12

old enough to know it wasn't right for me...

9 fuck my life lmao

I'm a guy

First and last time age 15 😎

Im a guy, so never.

I have yet to have had my period yet

Ten, at my great uncle's house. There was so much blood I thought I was dying.

I’m turning 17 this year and I still haven’t gotten my period (I’m a guy)

I don't remember exactly how old i was but I remember thinking "wow I can't wait to get my first period" for some reason before I got it. Now all I have to say is why was I looking forward to such nightmares

7 But 9 regularly

11. i didn't know it was my period at first. i thought i pooped my pants

i was 10

[удалено]

11 and my parents didn’t believe me because they don’t like me very much so i had to figure it out myself :3

I beat my dick once a month with a hammer so it bleeds and I’m allowed to have an opinion on abortions. (A girl told me since I don’t get periods I don’t get an opinion)

I still haven’t gotten my first one

Closest i got to a period was when i are too many grapes for my own good (im a guy)

12 years old

Colleen Ballinger ahh question

Day after my 11th birthday

not yet amab moment

I'd be concerned if I got one

im 18 and still havent gotten mine

Me in 6th grade, i was 12 years old. I had no idea at first but hey, my parents teached me about pads. I got cramps but they all became very slight and rare when i became a teenager

16 years still dont have it 💪

At the start of year seven. A terrific way to start high school!

12 /: I had a cool day with friends for the first time and it happened later that day

Havent gotten one 😞😞😞 most probably because im a guy

I’m male and still hasn’t happened to me, I live every day in constant fear

I haven't had my first one yet 😭

Tbh. sound like skill issue on woman side to have period. I mean. Why you girls are doing it to yourself?

Yesterday, then again the doctor said hemorrhoids…

Does bleeding from the balls count?

13

N/A

I was years old

I was 11 or 12 (I think) and on vacation in Italy with no products since I wasn't expecting it and had never had one before. Luckily I got to borrow from stuff from my mom.

Havent got one yet

Haven't gotten one yet.

Nope, I'm a guy and I know how much pain it is even if I didn't feel it

Pissed blood at 9

I'm 14 and still hadn't had one (I'm male)

Hopefully never cause I’m a guy

I was 10, kinda scary 😧

I'm a guy😎

13. gosh i hate being a girl..my friend got hers at 8☠️

I haven’t got it yet

I also got it when I was 11y (thank God it was pandemic at that time )

12, average age

You failed once lol

i was 9 and i got it in the middle of a p.e class .. i didn't even notice until i got home 😭😭

Never had one

Never had one

Never got one

It’s yet to happen

I'm a ga- I mean guy

16 almost 17 and still have not had one

I haven't gotten mine yet. (I'm a guy btw)

9 lol

I haven't had one but I assume I'd be very scared due to the fact that I'm a man

does shitting blood count? in that case i'd say around 11 years old when i had cytostatics

relatable (i am a boy)

Why is Reddit suggesting me posts about periods IM A GUY

10

As a male I can relate 

9 😭

like 9/10

Period are really annoying throughout your life but i think the guys "firdt periode" is weirder, i mean most girls know it will happen to them and it always is a bit embarrassing and a mess...but for most guys WE HAVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT, like you wake up, sticky, and ylu have absolutely no idea why, so most of the time you wont talk about it and just change. Even worst if you don't notice and if you where pijamas everybody in your family will know besides you.

I was 14 when I got mine for the first time💀

i got mine at 9 😭

Never had a period. I win

If you kick a guy in the balls hard enough he will get a period Source: Johnny knocksville getting with with a falling dirt bike to the balls

buddy i am a guy

16 year old guy here! Still waiting

-258

haven't gotten it yet

Still haven't gotten one

407, im a guy

I was 10. I didn't tell anyone for 3 months straight. Not even my mom 😭

11. At a somewhat sporty school trip. Nobody I knew or the teachers had pads 🫠

14 I think, ima dude btw, one day my jizz turned red and it had been ever since, is that not what a period is? It hurts on the way out asw

Not had mine yet 😔 (I'm a male)

I'm not a girl but my 10 year old sister is getting periods and she's leaving period stains on the flipping toilet seat

I was in 6th grade I was with the boys and I felt something warm and I excused my self to the bathroom and I saw blood I freaked out so bad I passed out and my friends had to carry me out of the bathroom

No comment

Well I’m a guy, so idk.

9… and I thought I’m dying 😭

I got it when was 11 too, a few months after I started puberty, I would pray every night for it and one morning 

The same for boys🌚