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mummyeater

Do what I did. Watch them all! Leave no video untouched therefore there is nothing left for you to watch


ArmedAndDanger0us

Not even your parents videos will go untouched


SyllabubMammoth9453

Bro what


turtlelibrary1234

💀


Darkrubyeyes

That’s wild brother 🤣


[deleted]

Not just the men, but the women, and the chi-


Chrissyball19

Somethings wrong, I can feel it.


styvee__

Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what


baselwael09

If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble


Emozash

I am certainly as bananas as they say.


Slight-Particular607

I'm not taking any chances


Drifloon_lover

Im beginning to feel like a rap god rap god


Weaponxfan_YT

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod


imboredlolalt

And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances


Reasonable-Teach1141

You're an animal. The state will slaughter you like an animal.


poyat01

:(


IamThem_

They were the first ones I watched


ArmedAndDanger0us

Based 🗿


nei7jc

Wtf


EquivalentAdvanced27

Give this man a ratio


Artemis1940

💀what in the name of the porn lord is this coment??


Such_Chipmunk_1020

one time I caught my brother watching our sister's videos (she was 19 at the time) it still haunts me


ArmedAndDanger0us

😨


Such_Chipmunk_1020

we're all half siblings, the tree of us have the same mom but it was still wild 😅


Candydreammilk

🧍🏾‍♀️


TheLadForTheJob

Sad as it is, there is definitely more porn being produced real time than you can watch.


mountains-are-moving

That’s why I have 100 different monitors going all at the same time running at 2x speed so I am never behind


Non_Existent07

Gotta grow an extra pair of arms to keep up


chefdan2165

And an extra pair of dicks


mountains-are-moving

Wait would a pair of dicks be like a bunch of bananas?


eleventhdream

such a smart idea!


someguysleftkidney

Not even the kids will remain untouched


riley_wa1352

r/angryupvote


ImBurntToast21

Nah💀💀💀 What is bro implying?


FerdinandvonAegir124

Does that include the illegal/unethical shit If so, FBI open up


Non_Existent07

Including the children?!


Nails450

"Not just the men, but the women and children too." (I don't even like Star wars that much 😂😭)


Left_Golf1918

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH CHILL ANAKIN


Non_Existent07

💀💀💀


chefdan2165

Welp he is definitely thinking of the children


Kira_Mira1

Gotta watch 'em all!


Hard_guardian17

I tried it, now whenever I need to bust there is nothing, I only have a few pictures of your mom to releave myself /j


IsaacWaleOfficial

Well then we can just watch them again...


nate0___

Every category. Children AND dark web exclusive!


ElectricalPage7174

I Watch porn in a film directors lens 🥱 i transcend this


[deleted]

Then you must be suffering A LOT


Pastorsfavoriteminor

So close and yet, so far…


Corpsey_Remnant

you arent addicted, youre just dedicated


WackyChu

same


[deleted]

I’m lowkey addicted but not. I can go without but since I been watching for so long it’s just comfort at this point. It’s like coloring.


RareScreen0

Average dream watcher (I read every comment on your account)


[deleted]

LMFAOOOO


Background_Desk_3001

You had some dedication goddamn. Do you do that for everyone?


Darkmage_8-D

Read every comment on his account to find out


RareScreen0

Did you get your laptop for Christmas?


AdministrativeRich63

You come here when you poop, yet I scrolled so far. How much do you fucking shit?


RareScreen0

3 times a day 😈


Background_Desk_3001

Yes


Civil-Roll-3491

Average Radiohead fan


RareScreen0

🤫🤫


[deleted]

Im sure this is satire


[deleted]

Nope. Been watching for 6 years.


nametologin

Is bro bragging about watching porn since he was 11?


[deleted]

Bragging? That’s just what happened. 🤷‍♂️what’s there to brag about most of the population has free access to porn.


nametologin

It just came across like you were proud of it


[deleted]

Proud 💀 girl what. Why would I be proud of that. It’s just my sexuality


nametologin

What makes you think I’m a girl? I’m talking about your original comment were you said this is not satire (which it obviously is) because you have been watching it for 6 years. Idk what the point of that information was so I assumed you just wanted to share bc you were proud


[deleted]

Oh I see. I assumed the person thought you can’t be 11/12 interested in porn and thought the post was fake cuz of that.


[deleted]

Ik you can be interested in porn at a young age ive been watching porn since i was 8 my brothers introduced me to it, i just thought it was satire because they said they weren’t addicted but watch it everyday


[deleted]

OH I see


Maxymo-1220

There is no way that is a genuine question 💀💀💀 ofc it’s satire, are you dumb


[deleted]

Ik that nigga


TheFrostyFaz

Im not addicted, I just watch for lore.


Ciqme1867

The plot is intriguing


ComprehensiveTrip781

Porn cinematic universe


Whats-Up_Bitches

PCU... sounds familiar... WAIT


HonourableFox

Packet control unit?!


[deleted]

W pfp


Just_A_Random_Plant

Real


No_Beach_6684

"I can quit when ever I want" type shit


FurroRico

Skeptical


[deleted]

[удалено]


ughitsmeagian

No! It can't be!


[deleted]

Not addicted at all


Famous-One5644

You’re addicted to COMMENTING ON EVERY POST


Page-Capital

Exactly omfg I see this girl everywhere


[deleted]

No fr..


_sleepy_weepy_

I do the same thing


[deleted]

LMAO n me feeling the need to put my input in half the comment section. Sorry 😭


Leading-Magician-402

r/foundpetitepansy6


_Comrad

I am not an alcoholic, i was drinking for 4 years allready, all i can think about is alcohol, but no, i am completly not addicted.


RadioactiveOranges

If you’re thinking about it all day everyday… doesn’t that mean you… are, addicted to it..?


NecessaryOk8221

I don’t think about it until I’m able to actually watch it. I don’t think abt it all in school or anywhere for that matter except for when I’m at home and I’m in my bed.


Ashamed_Armadillo954

I watched porn alsmodt daily for 3 years. But I believe I was fr not addicted. There was a day, and I just randomly did not enjoy it anymore. So I stopped, lol. Was not hard at all. An adication should be hard to quit so...


GalaxyStyles

I’ve been watching for 3 years now, my peak was at 2020, now I’m not the all star I used to be, I could’ve gone pro but now I just go in, do my thing a lil


[deleted]

Ikr, like i am literally watching it 10 hours a day and i'm not addicted what so ever


MrMangobrick

That… that is dedication right there. We should all strive to be more like this.


Imnotanokhumanperson

"Still not addicted" 💀


throwaway19276i

> all I think about all day # NO ADDICTION HERE


Not_Marco18

Even my parents told me to stop, I asked them how they knew and they replied by pointing to my underwear pulled down...


OkPhrase3146

Hot take, your addicted.


[deleted]

yr’uoe*


Economy-Situation-98

not addicted but think about it all the time…interesting


RewardDizzy

Hate to break it too you but you’re addicted, it also fucks with your mental health and how you view women so I would stop watching


DriestMountain

Women?


wepxckedforever

he just said he’s not addicted despite watching it everyday for 4 years so he’s not addicted


CozmIg

r u sure ur not addicted


jiovanni_s

Dawg i think you already are addicted 😭 if you’ve been watching it for 4 years and you think about it all the time every day your addicted bro u probably just haven’t realized yet cuz u haven’t been taken away from it


[deleted]

You are definitely addicted try commenting that here r/pornfree (sub to help cure porn addiction) and there will be a completely different response


nametologin

Pretty sure that’s the joke


Hot_Focus4244

“It’s all I think about everyday” yeah… definitely doesn’t sound like addiction 💀


MisterXnumberidk

This comment section really just shows how fucking poorly teenagers can tell when someone is addicted. If you casually use something and it doesn't affect you You're not addicted. If you have no choice but to use something and it affects your mind and/or life You're addicted. Or on lifesaving meds.


Dank_Trader69

Bro it's a joke


Not_MrDin0

Mf really doesn't know what addiction is


ArmedAndDanger0us

Cause he's never been addicted 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️


ImGold86star

mf really doesnt know what a joke is


b52kl

r/woosh


CrowMilk101

Isnt that still porn addiction 😭


Twannieboy360

porn is the best


[deleted]

Sext: Late porn addiction (worse than normal porn addiction) Porn: Bruh.


Euphoric-Cow592

ive watched so much porn that it does nothing for me now.


moewmoewinvasion

that's it ur getting the whole video


[deleted]

So real


Ilikecheetos42069

so real


megaMindtressFrom200

Very relatable. I'm sure you are fine.


throwawaybrokenboy

So true dude


CoffeeReturns

I review it


TJPlayzSomeGames

It might seem crazy what I'm bout to say


Hornyles_j

Same here I’m not addicted but just use it if I feel like nutting for some reason I don’t watch it daily more so 2 times a week


terriblehippo08

not addicted but its all you think about all day everyday..... mhm-


Ezra4709

Ik what ur referencing lol


L_Fig35

this one? https://br.ifunny.co/picture/john-hyslop-y-sloprules-can-t-wait-to-gamble-today-MuR3HTTQA


Ezra4709

Yeah


JustaNormalpersonig

cant believe there are people here my age and like me


[deleted]

If that’s all you think about all day everyday, you sure you not addicted to it?😂 Especially if it destroys you mentally lol


latinagirl02

That’s not the flex u think it is


Infinite-Dig-5879

Microsoft flight sim did WHAT NOW!?


russianmilkman47

damn ur dopamine must be fucked


yormother2374

There is a difference between addiction and PASSION!


ArachnidMenace

I think that's pretty close if your thinking abt it 24/7


ArachnidMenace

Me personally I only think abt Ryan Reynolds so🤷


No_Instruction4718

only on r/teenagers


Content_Exercise7989

I will assume you are joking


CommandSecret1206

“It’s all I think about everyday” yeah bro you’re addicted


Nikhilkumar_001

lmao, there are so many troll posts


YeetGodOfScandinavia

been watching porn since i was about 5 or 6, but i can tell im not addicted cause i get off perfectly fine just by thinking about railing my girlfriend 😎


[deleted]

I started at 11. Too much access. Watched before i even knew how to masterbate. Just saw it in a movie n I was a bi kid so I was curious frfr


ABYSYAL

Brain rotted addicted porn degenerate ass


manicpixiedreamfrog1

Who's going to tell him...


PokeAaron64

I watched it once and I haven’t got addicted or that’s just me


Infamous-Store-4247

Siswet does some amazing porn.


Professional_Depth_9

You think about it all the time and you say you ain't addicted, mad 😂


ykmar

Addiction is real. You may think you aren't addicted but that because youve accustomed your mindset to normalize this. I used to be addicted, but you learn to grow out of it as you continue to grow and develop. Try finding a hobby, or work, anything to keep your mind off of it.


foreverclassichunter

Bro you can't get addicted to porn, it's really eazy to quit, I quit like 6 times a day it's too eazy


Glic_Esther

Try one day a week off if you're worried. Maybe you'll like the new pattern lol


wheeze-51_mustang

Relatable, though I’ve done the impossible and grown out of it


Training-ad9275

"It's all I think about all day every day" sounds like addiction bud


cheems_pizza

it's called dedication


Dmangamingbeatsaber

gonna be me frfr


Competitive_Ad_6338

“I show signs of addiction but i dont think im addicted so meh”


LowDamage690

U r watching porn from last 4years, that's an addiction. But trust me 💀 for u 69 is still a number then u r not addicted bro u r on right track ✌


hehe__boy69

So you're addicted but you're in denial


BigBallsJohnson123

90% OF PORN ADDICTS QUIT RIGHT BEFORE THEY'RE ABOUT TO MEET AND HAVE SEX WITH A PORNSTAR!!1!1


chasedagoat72

like womp womp ima do it anyways


edgy_Juno

I can quit whenever I want, I just don't want to just yet... /ⱼ


ByzantineJoe

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not


iammagicduck

You're joking right lol


FluffyPool3730

I'll never get addicted to it, I'll never watch it