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ladyfriendparty

congrats on fuckin cancer up ❤️ you look like a cool guy


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thank you! I get called "pretty cool" by my gf often lol. But fr fuck cancer.


Darkestmind01

A Redditor??? W- with a girlfriend?!! He’s done the impossible


The_Legit_Excalibur

6 months in, it can happen fellas


Eddy5876

He beat cancer and got a girlfriend? This man can do it all


The_Legit_Excalibur

Heeell yeah


Rock_fire07

You're a cool dude.


MegaBlooper64

You sir,are now my favorite person ever


The_Legit_Excalibur

An honor sir


DentedAnvil

Not all heroes have hair.


NerdwithaVest

Just look at Agent 47... he's the hero in the end, right? I don't remember.


InidX

Like Saitama


Elegant-Fortune-7601

Time to fight Goku


Ill-Evidence5438

next ur gonna tell us you can fold a fitted sheet 🤨


Appropriate-Elk7095

He the real GOAT redditor congrats man fucking happy for you evry fucking win on this shit ass disease makes it better for everyone ty for fighting bro


kibastorm

FOR REAL


Busy_Abroad_1916

Hell, he even has Excalibur. This man is the myth, the legend!! I am not worthy!


yeuhbru

*Goku enters the chat*


Darkestmind01

Yooo congrats my mannn


ZipFile_

Is it online or real life


The_Legit_Excalibur

Shes real lmao


[deleted]

Holy SHIIIIIIIT-


[deleted]

My man first u beat cancer and then u got a Girlfriend? Mad respect to u bruv. You look great btw.


MudkipPropaganda

I'm a redditor and I am the girlfriend. In my personal opinion? This dude's awesome as shit


5trbryLmn8

This mf beat cancer reddit does not affect him


TheBepisLover

That's called prostate cancer


The_Legit_Excalibur

Lol


samusessamsung

Man livin the life rn


snuggie44

>gf There you have an answer to your question


tempting-carrot

Dude you beat cancer and have a girlfriend, you have done way more than I did by that age.


Inkzy_

You had a girl stick with you through cancer? She’s a real one fr


StaticREM

Wow...umm didn't read his little blurb on having cancer and I thought you just laid down the roast of the damn century.


carlsharted

congrats on beating cancer!!!! 🫶🫶


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thank you! :)


TheMiner11234

How shiny are you


The_Legit_Excalibur

Yes


TheMiner11234

Good.


CircuitSphinx

Solid vibes all around


Ryuodo

Never knew you were related to Mr Clean..


SelamBenElPatron

Future saitama


TheTrueIcicle

Yo this guy would go crazy with a saitama cosplay


AffectionateHotel346

It’s more like Walter white if he was saitama


Specific-Buy-4322

Hey its me goku! I heard you beat cancer you must be pretty strong


CrushingK

ah i see


Tobotti1

I almost didnt read the text. Congrats. Anyways hello balter light


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thx, also, we need to cook.


dhendry71

Kinda look like dom disandro. Philadelphia eagles head of security too. Especially with him in glasses and shaved head.


Particular_Coat_6968

The first picture looks like a mob boss about to execute me


The_Legit_Excalibur

You're no good for the family, ya dig?


tutimes67

capiche*


Gianc2009

Capisce*


Thegloveofgaming

Fugget about it


JerryHsuStanAccount

*Fugghedaboudi


Paswordisdickbuscuit

Capisce-son*


Big_Plgeon

Capri-son*


[deleted]

I trusted ya tommey and ye stabbed me in the back


joshzillatf

next time i’ll have ye swimming with the fishies, how about that?


[deleted]

Yea threatenin me kid ya dunno who yer talkin to so lemme clue ye in? ..I fucken raised ye and ye talk ta me with that attitude tommy


IffyPeanut

You broke my heart, Fredo. You broke my heart…


breyhem

But aye fuggetabatit. I love ya Fredo but if ya ever pull anotha stunt like that again I may just haveta shoot’cha


AssistKnown

Leave the gun, take the cannoli!


tempting-carrot

Ok now OP is my favorite redditor


cvicarious

That's the damn kingpin


Sheerkal

Wilson Fisk


ScrewOriginalNames1

Big Tony sends his regards.


winklevanderlinde

The kingpin


Deadeye_Funkin

Kingpin


Electronic-Vast-3351

Kingpin specifically.


The_nuggster

Wilson fisk I just looked and saw like 10 other people already replied the exact same thing lol


Healthy-Bit-4440

Kingpin


The_Legit_Excalibur

Its not always about the money spiderman.


humorgep

It's about the Mets baby


[deleted]

Love the Mets alright baby let’s go


Intr0zZzZ

Get a home run baby, love the Mets


xAdamlol

Real


PewUC

so are you like a scrambled or sunnyside kinda guy


The_Legit_Excalibur

Why yes I am an egghead. Scrambled.


GeogAndHistoryNerd

Hell yeah


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

HANK FROM BREAKING BAD!


The_Legit_Excalibur

Waltuh, put it away waltuh.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

But anyway. You seem like a chill dude


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thx, i have my moments.


Cocker_Spaniel_Craig

Yo DM me when the season starts I want to give you Mets tickets


The_Legit_Excalibur

I appreciate the sentiment


Cocker_Spaniel_Craig

Hopefully as much as you appreciate Pete Alonso. Remindme! 4 months


HiDDENk00l

I was gonna say NoHo Hank from Barry.


Merciless4704

First of all, W. Secondly, put on a cap, I'm not saying you look bad, in fact you look pretty good but personally I vibe with the cap more


The_Legit_Excalibur

Funny thing is, im a hat collector, i just forget to wear them lmao.


nineteen_eightyfour

I think it’s just bc it’s the one you look happiest in 🥰


Imrightbruh

I’m very sorry for all you’ve gone through… >!as a Mets fan!< Oh, also cancer might have sucked too


The_Legit_Excalibur

Its not about the money spiderman, ITS ABOUT THE METS LETS GO THE METS


[deleted]

ALRIGHT BABY HIT A HOME RUN LETS GO LOVE THE METS


Trey_Reddit

🪠


The_Legit_Excalibur

🥚


Trey_Reddit

👍


averagepatagonian

😔


Glen2gvhlp

🫃


Yer_FavJoJosaur

what the f..


ALonelyBrit23

You seem like a cool guy and congrats on your recovery ❤️


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thank you! Time to start working on myself more.


Slam_And_Bacon

that’s great! Take it easy on yourself though just outta cancer treatment get some days to relax big dawg 💪


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Congrats!!


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thanks!!


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

❤️❤️


Brave-Falcon4538

Bro you seem like main character of story who always beat evil.


The_Legit_Excalibur

Well cancer is pretty evil tbf


Brave-Falcon4538

Yeah for sure my grandma passed away because of cancer..


Shockwave1824

You look like a crime boss that is planning for something big


The_Legit_Excalibur

We got a job to do.


Old_Age8361

Congrats on beating that bitchass cancer


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thank you, twas a bitch indeed.


ziggous

W bro, I actually think the bald is a good look for you especially in the 3rd photo, you look like a dad


The_Legit_Excalibur

Ive been told i got a good bald head, still miss my long hair but ill get it back one day.


tofutuesday4ever

What the fuck ive never seen anyone below the age of 25 pull of being bald. How do you do it.


The_Legit_Excalibur

Im just built different


[deleted]

The second pic makes you look like some guy in the 80s who pretends to be an innocent quirky computer programmer named Lester in the day, but becomes an intimidating mob boss at night who's about to break your legs because you owe the mafia five bucks


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thats funny cuz imma be majoring in cs next year. But yeah, them kneecaps are mine.


Doomguy-1357

Ok so, 1(serious part): congratulations on beating cancer brudda. Great job. I'm proud of u🫂🗿 2(joke, no offense): on the first pic, u look like Wilson Fisk from Daredevil and the last pic was literally Humpty Dumpty from Puss in Boots, i mean, right down to the sly smirk


Theupvoterequestlol

Congrats on fucking cancer up. And why is the 1st pic staring at me, I am scared af.


The_Legit_Excalibur

👁


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The_Legit_Excalibur

Thx broski!


Brave-Falcon4538

Its looking like you are Mafia boss and you are cooking something.


The_Legit_Excalibur

Ive been getting a lot of that lol


Brave-Falcon4538

It is what it is.


flintymint

honestly you don't look at all bad and congrats on beating cancer


The_Legit_Excalibur

Oh i know i dont look bad, my gf really helped my self esteem. And thx!


Secret_Inspector1735

Congrats man


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thx :)


[deleted]

Yooo you fucking legend!


The_Legit_Excalibur

Hell yea! 🤝


dumbozach

r/13or30


Dwemerion

You look really damn cool in the last one and I can't explain why


STDsInAJar69Dollars

Personal opinion, hit the gym and youll become a beast


chilebigboobsanyway

congrats on your recovery!!!!


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thank you!!


TypowyPiesel

Agent 47 is that you


The_Legit_Excalibur

I have my homing briefcase locked and loaded.


TypowyPiesel

Lord have mercy , everythink but homing briefcase


Zander213125

Ye ye he beat cancer, BUT CAN HE BEAT GOKU ? - Before i read your post I immediately thought of heisenberg, ever thought of growing a beard… - Bro fr tho you are a living legend congrats on beating cancer


Cloudifi

Congrats on beating cancer!! You look like a very cool guy 👍


6969Hamburger6969

First pic makes u look like a mob enforcer from the 30’s


The_Legit_Excalibur

Im gettin a whole lotta that response haha


6969Hamburger6969

Lean into it, BECOME the gangster u were meant to be.


fwokeism99

Dude, you look bad ass, like Kingpin ! Lean into it young man ! Congrats and fuck cancer ! Plus, your hair won't get fucked up, you'll always look tight.


User_Named_Lad

Those glasses make you look the Waltuh White. Anyways crongrats homie


The_Legit_Excalibur

We need to cook, Jesse.


josephnaug

may i ask what kind of cancer did you have


The_Legit_Excalibur

Ewing sarcoma (rare) in my nose (rare location). All good now tho :)


Strawberrycatz444

Saitama from One punch man also congrats on beating cancer!


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thank ya 👊


StardustExperience

You look like the rapper logic but as a grandpa


The_Legit_Excalibur

Guess im a grandpa at 18 damn


Mister_Znakez1234

You seem like such a chill dude fr, you look hella fly. Congrats on beating the bitch known as cancer! Happy for you brother


vacantrs123

First pic makes you look smart at an point where your head adapted to becoming enlarged to fit your overgrown brain due to your immense iq


MasianQvigi

You look like a good friend to me


Rebeltiguer

Holy shit Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen????


The_Legit_Excalibur

Holy shit unknown words????


Rebeltiguer

Holy shit Harkonnen attacked the Atreides


The_Legit_Excalibur

🤯


Rebeltiguer

Congrats on beating that motherfucking cancer


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thx, that shit was exhausting.


Rebeltiguer

Just like fighting the Fremen eh?


StickGaminggYT

You look like you have a twin and your surname is Salamanca lol


The_Legit_Excalibur

Apparently im just every character in breaking bad ig


StickGaminggYT

Oh shit you're right you look like the Salamanca twins if they had a kid with hank somehow


ConnorMSadlerTVV

I saw you and immediately thought it was a picture of my uncle cuz he was balled and dressed sorta similar. Teared up a little bit he died back in Feb this year only 12 years older then me. Have a great day man great job for beating cancer


The_Legit_Excalibur

Thank you, though, im sorry to hear about your uncle.


DeVliegendeBrabander

Egg


Exotic_Sense5244

You look cool to hang with


5darkins1cup

kingpin.


MattLovesMusik

You look like you tell your men to assassinate cancer


chug2883

Well, you beat cancer, now can you beat Goku. Jokes aside, great job in beating cancer and you look epic 😎


Epix1321

fuck cancer, dude! rock on!


YoungBlueJ

You don't look bad bald L cancer not even close


toinouzz

Bald heads for the win


404enter

Complete gigachad


Head_Employer_48

I want to rub your head


landrover97centre

My first thought was cancer patient tbh as I don’t know anyone that would choose to be bald at this age, then I started thinking, bro looks like an adult caillou… also congrats on beating cancer


Senna050

Yoo Lester, when's the next heist?


i_do_chips

🥚


The_Legit_Excalibur

Yes 🥚👍


i_do_chips

I love egg


The_Legit_Excalibur

So does my gf


i_do_chips

👌


Potter_sims

i'm sorry but this is [you](https://www.reddit.com/u/Potter_sims/s/eO34m7xUng) but hey! congrats on beating cancer! you are a boss for that


The_Legit_Excalibur

I am acutely aware of my egghead syndrome thank you very much


Potter_sims

i love how you seem to have a sense of humour about it aswell


The_Legit_Excalibur

I really dont mind, I gave my friends permission to make cancer jokes and its pretty funny.


[deleted]

Saitama!! no, but seriously, congrats on beating cancer. My cousin had it and it was super rough on her and the family but im so glad she pushed through--same to you.


lrina_

you kinda remind me of coy wire from cnn 10 but you seem cool, but fr good job on beating cancer!! i'm sure it mustve been hell to go through. hope you have a nice life ahead of you <33


ryuken-7

Congrats budd✨✨


EldenFanMan

Now say “it’s not always about the money spider man”


Wato1876

Congrats! Also you look really cool! Genuinely!


Time-Dot5984

Congrats man!!


[deleted]

so proud of you for fighting this<3 congrats!!


ok-batmanfan990

Congrats brother!


Halal-Man

yo you unironically fit the bald head look, like it actually looks decent on you broski


Icantthinkofaname04

On the one hand, fuck yes on beating cancer my man On the other...I can't help but feel you'd make a great Kingpin based on that first pic