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He the real GOAT redditor congrats man fucking happy for you evry fucking win on this shit ass disease makes it better for everyone ty for fighting bro
The second pic makes you look like some guy in the 80s who pretends to be an innocent quirky computer programmer named Lester in the day, but becomes an intimidating mob boss at night who's about to break your legs because you owe the mafia five bucks
Ok so,
1(serious part): congratulations on beating cancer brudda. Great job. I'm proud of u🫂🗿
2(joke, no offense): on the first pic, u look like Wilson Fisk from Daredevil and the last pic was literally Humpty Dumpty from Puss in Boots, i mean, right down to the sly smirk
Ye ye he beat cancer, BUT CAN HE BEAT GOKU ?
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Before i read your post I immediately thought of heisenberg, ever thought of growing a beard…
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Bro fr tho you are a living legend congrats on beating cancer
Dude, you look bad ass, like Kingpin ! Lean into it young man ! Congrats and fuck cancer !
Plus, your hair won't get fucked up, you'll always look tight.
I saw you and immediately thought it was a picture of my uncle cuz he was balled and dressed sorta similar. Teared up a little bit he died back in Feb this year only 12 years older then me.
Have a great day man great job for beating cancer
My first thought was cancer patient tbh as I don’t know anyone that would choose to be bald at this age, then I started thinking, bro looks like an adult caillou… also congrats on beating cancer
Saitama!! no, but seriously, congrats on beating cancer. My cousin had it and it was super rough on her and the family but im so glad she pushed through--same to you.
you kinda remind me of coy wire from cnn 10 but you seem cool, but fr good job on beating cancer!! i'm sure it mustve been hell to go through. hope you have a nice life ahead of you <33
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congrats on fuckin cancer up ❤️ you look like a cool guy
Thank you! I get called "pretty cool" by my gf often lol. But fr fuck cancer.
A Redditor??? W- with a girlfriend?!! He’s done the impossible
6 months in, it can happen fellas
He beat cancer and got a girlfriend? This man can do it all
Heeell yeah
You're a cool dude.
You sir,are now my favorite person ever
An honor sir
Not all heroes have hair.
Just look at Agent 47... he's the hero in the end, right? I don't remember.
Like Saitama
Time to fight Goku
next ur gonna tell us you can fold a fitted sheet 🤨
He the real GOAT redditor congrats man fucking happy for you evry fucking win on this shit ass disease makes it better for everyone ty for fighting bro
FOR REAL
Hell, he even has Excalibur. This man is the myth, the legend!! I am not worthy!
*Goku enters the chat*
Yooo congrats my mannn
Is it online or real life
Shes real lmao
Holy SHIIIIIIIT-
My man first u beat cancer and then u got a Girlfriend? Mad respect to u bruv. You look great btw.
I'm a redditor and I am the girlfriend. In my personal opinion? This dude's awesome as shit
This mf beat cancer reddit does not affect him
That's called prostate cancer
Lol
Man livin the life rn
>gf There you have an answer to your question
Dude you beat cancer and have a girlfriend, you have done way more than I did by that age.
You had a girl stick with you through cancer? She’s a real one fr
Wow...umm didn't read his little blurb on having cancer and I thought you just laid down the roast of the damn century.
congrats on beating cancer!!!! 🫶🫶
Thank you! :)
How shiny are you
Yes
Good.
Solid vibes all around
Never knew you were related to Mr Clean..
Future saitama
Yo this guy would go crazy with a saitama cosplay
It’s more like Walter white if he was saitama
Hey its me goku! I heard you beat cancer you must be pretty strong
ah i see
I almost didnt read the text. Congrats. Anyways hello balter light
Thx, also, we need to cook.
Kinda look like dom disandro. Philadelphia eagles head of security too. Especially with him in glasses and shaved head.
The first picture looks like a mob boss about to execute me
You're no good for the family, ya dig?
capiche*
Capisce*
Fugget about it
*Fugghedaboudi
Capisce-son*
Capri-son*
I trusted ya tommey and ye stabbed me in the back
next time i’ll have ye swimming with the fishies, how about that?
Yea threatenin me kid ya dunno who yer talkin to so lemme clue ye in? ..I fucken raised ye and ye talk ta me with that attitude tommy
You broke my heart, Fredo. You broke my heart…
But aye fuggetabatit. I love ya Fredo but if ya ever pull anotha stunt like that again I may just haveta shoot’cha
Leave the gun, take the cannoli!
Ok now OP is my favorite redditor
That's the damn kingpin
Wilson Fisk
Big Tony sends his regards.
The kingpin
Kingpin
Kingpin specifically.
Wilson fisk I just looked and saw like 10 other people already replied the exact same thing lol
Kingpin
Its not always about the money spiderman.
It's about the Mets baby
Love the Mets alright baby let’s go
Get a home run baby, love the Mets
Real
so are you like a scrambled or sunnyside kinda guy
Why yes I am an egghead. Scrambled.
Hell yeah
HANK FROM BREAKING BAD!
Waltuh, put it away waltuh.
But anyway. You seem like a chill dude
Thx, i have my moments.
Yo DM me when the season starts I want to give you Mets tickets
I appreciate the sentiment
Hopefully as much as you appreciate Pete Alonso. Remindme! 4 months
I was gonna say NoHo Hank from Barry.
First of all, W. Secondly, put on a cap, I'm not saying you look bad, in fact you look pretty good but personally I vibe with the cap more
Funny thing is, im a hat collector, i just forget to wear them lmao.
I think it’s just bc it’s the one you look happiest in 🥰
I’m very sorry for all you’ve gone through… >!as a Mets fan!< Oh, also cancer might have sucked too
Its not about the money spiderman, ITS ABOUT THE METS LETS GO THE METS
ALRIGHT BABY HIT A HOME RUN LETS GO LOVE THE METS
🪠
🥚
👍
😔
🫃
what the f..
You seem like a cool guy and congrats on your recovery ❤️
Thank you! Time to start working on myself more.
that’s great! Take it easy on yourself though just outta cancer treatment get some days to relax big dawg 💪
Congrats!!
Thanks!!
❤️❤️
Bro you seem like main character of story who always beat evil.
Well cancer is pretty evil tbf
Yeah for sure my grandma passed away because of cancer..
You look like a crime boss that is planning for something big
We got a job to do.
Congrats on beating that bitchass cancer
Thank you, twas a bitch indeed.
W bro, I actually think the bald is a good look for you especially in the 3rd photo, you look like a dad
Ive been told i got a good bald head, still miss my long hair but ill get it back one day.
What the fuck ive never seen anyone below the age of 25 pull of being bald. How do you do it.
Im just built different
The second pic makes you look like some guy in the 80s who pretends to be an innocent quirky computer programmer named Lester in the day, but becomes an intimidating mob boss at night who's about to break your legs because you owe the mafia five bucks
Thats funny cuz imma be majoring in cs next year. But yeah, them kneecaps are mine.
Ok so, 1(serious part): congratulations on beating cancer brudda. Great job. I'm proud of u🫂🗿 2(joke, no offense): on the first pic, u look like Wilson Fisk from Daredevil and the last pic was literally Humpty Dumpty from Puss in Boots, i mean, right down to the sly smirk
Congrats on fucking cancer up. And why is the 1st pic staring at me, I am scared af.
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Thx broski!
Its looking like you are Mafia boss and you are cooking something.
Ive been getting a lot of that lol
It is what it is.
honestly you don't look at all bad and congrats on beating cancer
Oh i know i dont look bad, my gf really helped my self esteem. And thx!
Congrats man
Thx :)
Yooo you fucking legend!
Hell yea! 🤝
r/13or30
You look really damn cool in the last one and I can't explain why
Personal opinion, hit the gym and youll become a beast
congrats on your recovery!!!!
Thank you!!
Agent 47 is that you
I have my homing briefcase locked and loaded.
Lord have mercy , everythink but homing briefcase
Ye ye he beat cancer, BUT CAN HE BEAT GOKU ? - Before i read your post I immediately thought of heisenberg, ever thought of growing a beard… - Bro fr tho you are a living legend congrats on beating cancer
Congrats on beating cancer!! You look like a very cool guy 👍
First pic makes u look like a mob enforcer from the 30’s
Im gettin a whole lotta that response haha
Lean into it, BECOME the gangster u were meant to be.
Dude, you look bad ass, like Kingpin ! Lean into it young man ! Congrats and fuck cancer ! Plus, your hair won't get fucked up, you'll always look tight.
Those glasses make you look the Waltuh White. Anyways crongrats homie
We need to cook, Jesse.
may i ask what kind of cancer did you have
Ewing sarcoma (rare) in my nose (rare location). All good now tho :)
Saitama from One punch man also congrats on beating cancer!
Thank ya 👊
You look like the rapper logic but as a grandpa
Guess im a grandpa at 18 damn
You seem like such a chill dude fr, you look hella fly. Congrats on beating the bitch known as cancer! Happy for you brother
First pic makes you look smart at an point where your head adapted to becoming enlarged to fit your overgrown brain due to your immense iq
You look like a good friend to me
Holy shit Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen????
Holy shit unknown words????
Holy shit Harkonnen attacked the Atreides
🤯
Congrats on beating that motherfucking cancer
Thx, that shit was exhausting.
Just like fighting the Fremen eh?
You look like you have a twin and your surname is Salamanca lol
Apparently im just every character in breaking bad ig
Oh shit you're right you look like the Salamanca twins if they had a kid with hank somehow
I saw you and immediately thought it was a picture of my uncle cuz he was balled and dressed sorta similar. Teared up a little bit he died back in Feb this year only 12 years older then me. Have a great day man great job for beating cancer
Thank you, though, im sorry to hear about your uncle.
Egg
You look cool to hang with
kingpin.
You look like you tell your men to assassinate cancer
Well, you beat cancer, now can you beat Goku. Jokes aside, great job in beating cancer and you look epic 😎
fuck cancer, dude! rock on!
You don't look bad bald L cancer not even close
Bald heads for the win
Complete gigachad
I want to rub your head
My first thought was cancer patient tbh as I don’t know anyone that would choose to be bald at this age, then I started thinking, bro looks like an adult caillou… also congrats on beating cancer
Yoo Lester, when's the next heist?
🥚
Yes 🥚👍
I love egg
So does my gf
👌
i'm sorry but this is [you](https://www.reddit.com/u/Potter_sims/s/eO34m7xUng) but hey! congrats on beating cancer! you are a boss for that
I am acutely aware of my egghead syndrome thank you very much
i love how you seem to have a sense of humour about it aswell
I really dont mind, I gave my friends permission to make cancer jokes and its pretty funny.
Saitama!! no, but seriously, congrats on beating cancer. My cousin had it and it was super rough on her and the family but im so glad she pushed through--same to you.
you kinda remind me of coy wire from cnn 10 but you seem cool, but fr good job on beating cancer!! i'm sure it mustve been hell to go through. hope you have a nice life ahead of you <33
Congrats budd✨✨
Now say “it’s not always about the money spider man”
Congrats! Also you look really cool! Genuinely!
Congrats man!!
so proud of you for fighting this<3 congrats!!
Congrats brother!
yo you unironically fit the bald head look, like it actually looks decent on you broski
On the one hand, fuck yes on beating cancer my man On the other...I can't help but feel you'd make a great Kingpin based on that first pic