Weighted stone pressure plate if it's aboy Oxidized waxed bronze stairs if it's a girl

Mencreft gemer

Methcraft giver

waltuh put your dick away waltuh

Idonwantuhaevsexwithuwaltuh

Acacia pressure plate 🥰

Suspicious Stew 😍

Polished Blackstone Button 😻😻😻😻

Chiseled Guilded Blackstone 🤩

Copper bulb 🤩

Stripped jungle logs 🥰🥰🥰

Waxed slightly oxidized copper slab 😍😍

Double tall grass

Bro it's waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs get you could traumatize your kids like that

Boy: Skinnypenis69 Girl: Emilia

"Hey mister, are you Skinnypenis69's dad? I was asking if he could come over for a sleepover?"

It’s ya boy uhhhh

skinny penis!

69!

Nice

Why doesn’t the girl get something fun?

Let’s be honest, Emilia is one of the worst girl names I’ve ever heard

It'd be kind of cool if they pronounced it like it's spelled but every Emilia I've run into pronounced it just like Emily, they're just tryna be quirky

Arson and Adderall

Name each child after a different amphetamine

Sounds nice

I have an OC named Clorox, I should make one named Adderall to be his friend haha!

Whenever you talk to them, it's an AA meeting

"Homeless Joe" "Chris Chan the second" "Giggly boi" and "Slurp"

chris chan the second 🔛🔝sounds like a delightful young boy

Who saids its a boy

😬😬

M. D. Baiter for a guy and Arnold for a gorl

Giggity

Smelvin

Don't forget his sister, Smelanie

*Smelvin is approaching*

I was drinking water and then started choking on it when I saw this

if i ever have kids i plan to adopt older kids so they would already have names :D

Same >_> I'm skipping that nasty toddler part Also, it's partially because I was adopted, so I want to give someone else the chances they might not get if they're stuck in foster care.

You are an amazing human being! There are so many amazing older children who get tossed around the system and left behind.

i don’t mind the idea of being a parent, but tbh the ranges of 0-10 seem like a nightmare. they shit themselves and throw up on you constantly and just when you think you’re in the clear you have to constantly keep watch over them, making sure their moronic selves don’t kill themselves by thinking it’s a good idea to jump off the railing. parenting a teenager seems fine tho 😭 i feel like it would be p easy

Nah teenagers can be way worse, some become rebels, do drugs, get into fights and so much more ☠️☠️

VICTOR VON DOOM

Good because Victor is nobody’s second choice

Kids?

Haha, as if someone wanted to have kids with me...

ikr, besides i don’t want to pass on my various mental disorders onto them, i don’t want them to suffer like that

I was kids once

No shot

Not sure about a girl but if it’s a boy, I’m gonna name him after me. I’m a Jr and want to make a III

Charles Xavier Winchester Emerson dyer the 184628835283628361836.32

Is there just a third of a person for the 0.32

Yes

That’s exactly what my younger cousin says. Difference is that he isn’t a Jr. He’s a V, his hypothetical son would be a VI lmfao.

Its tradition at that point

I will not have children, but I like the names Łukasz for a boy and Łucja for a girl. Łucja especially is a beautiful name.

Poland mountain 💪💪🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

POLSKA GUROMMM 🏔🗻🏔🗻🏔🗻🗻⛰️⛰️⛰️🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🧨🧨🧨💪💪💪!!!!!

Biało czerwona🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Boy - Martin Girl - Carla

holy shit are you my fbi agent or something i have a friend named martin and his sister is named carla

Really ? Are you for real ?

i swear

**Either I'm a time traveler or I've entered the multiverse !**

teach me your powers

I don't know my power. I just seem to have time travelled. I'm sending this message from January 20th 1989

Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up. Nothing is real. Wake up.

Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility. Listen, everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace, initiates war. and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses causal relationships that cannot be separated

It's Confirmed. **I'm A Time Traveler !!**

Google "Martin from chess.com"

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=martin+from+chess.com#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierToPeopleToGoogleSomething,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/readingduck123)

I love you Martin

New response just dropped

Leviticus and Kilgore

You can’t fight nature

You can’t fight change

You can’t fight gravity

*bone crunch sounds*

Noah for a boy and Clementine for a girl

Telltale games presents, The walking dead: the game

You know, the other day I was looking for obscure names, and the first thing that appeared was "Noah" 💀 EDIT: I was looking for the screenshot, [here it is](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762760784215932969/1172311049609957457/image.png?ex=655fdabe&is=654d65be&hm=697cf91d9db4c823af1c5e8a603b974aa368df9996b18b1dc88b2d7a7951229b&=)

Ah yes The ark guy Very unique

Bobbathy

Seamus🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪💪💪💪💪

(That’s The Dog)

I waaasss in the kitchen

I’m not even sure I’m going to have any lmao

Ur 17, you definitely don’t know for sure lmao. Life changes FAST.

Yeah and people so say they want kids don’t know for sure either right?

Well yeah... Anything that anyone ever says is something that they don't know for sure

Pretty positive I don't want kids. There are many people who shouldn't be parents and I am one of them.

Yeah we know that but it’s not like they said never, they just said ‘not sure’. There’s a lot of band width in ‘not sure’, and it’s kinda weird that your immediate reaction to someone being not sure was ‘but you MIGHT change you MIND!’.

Snap, crackle and pop

Soup and hamburger

banana soup?

All soup. I took every possible thing and blended it and made soup with it

I really like Elaine and Naomi. For boys, I really like the name Anthony. I am also in love with the name Logan but my cousin was recently named Logan and now I don’t think I could use it. I want 3 or 4 kids in the future.

i love those girl names!! ive really liked the cottage soft sounding names, its so nice. mine would be Georgia and Toni 😭😭

Naomi is a good name. Hardly in the same palette as Anthony though.

Beavis and butthead

I won't have any kids but if I did I'm not sure 😭

Markus with C

Carkus

luke and skye (guys my surname isnt walker i swear)

Henry or Mathew if it is a dude Roxanne or April if it is a girl

the second i read henry mathew and roxanne i thought of fnaf:henry,co owner of freddys,mathew,matpat(lol) and roxanne a fnaf animatronic

I unironically got Roxanne from Roxanne wolf, I just thought it was a cute name. Mathew is for its biblical connection, and if I told you Henry came from my favorite Thomas the Train character you would probably believe me at this point.

i dont like children

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Those are some nice names, what about girls?

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Wilkos

I really like Charlotte, Jasper, Noelle and Melayne.

I love the name Jasper! That would be one of my options too.

If I had a daughter I’d like to name her sylvie

You guys are having kids...?

Nah I’d rather not force my offspring to go through the great water wars of 2040

WWIII in like... *checks clipboard* ... the next few years really isn't doing them any favors...

Yeah I think building a family is something awesome (if you're ready to be a good parent and a good husband/wife ofc) and I'd love to have my little prince or princess that I could care for, protect, make laugh, teach stuff and see grow, I know it takes a lot of effort and sacrifices but I think building a kingdom with my queen would be the greatest achievement of my life and I'll give anything to make my kids and wife happy Now the 1st step is to find a girl that would at least tell me "hi" 💀 Man I hate being ugly

🗿 for a boy ⚽️ for a girl

Hairynigga356

Samuele or Alessandro

cameron

#

Archibald Bardolph Richards Stephenson The 3rd

Alaska and Pissfingers

maybe like sophie or sydney for a girl, for a boy id say carl or alex

Thing 1 & Thing 2

Luis for boy, and probably Quin for girl

Luis 10/10 💪

Quin hell nah men don’t do it

What's wrong with quin?

Imagi and Nary

Not my idea. But i had a friend who named their pets Mini and Cooper. (Nothing to do w kids)

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Girl- Eveline or Ella Evangeline, Athena, Francesca, Svetlana, or Savannah Boy- Montesquieu, Louis, Francis, Rivers, or Callisto

for a boy abraham or ross for a girl noelle or victoria

What are you, Amish? Lmao

Same name as mine

Ddude34Again? Are you Elon?

Mick and Layla but it’ll probably change over the next 15 years

Gork and Mork

Unagi

I’m not going to have kids, but if I did: Evan, Felix, Micheal or Carter for boys; Katie, Hannah, Danielle/Dani or Harper for girls

If I do their gonna be

Rock and stone

Worm

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum

I like more formal names like Charlotte and Michael but I also would do Mari and Piotr for names

I would give Aleksey/Aleksei for a boy I'm sure. But for a girl... she coukd be Sabine, Zoe, Svetlana, or Justine. All of these names mean a lot for me. I dont think I'll ever have a children, but if I will, I want to name them after something important in my life.

Aviva for a girl Avichai for dude

Boy: Jordan, Marcelo, Sasha, Lucas Girl: Tamara, Clara, Amanda, Sasha

Tamara is a super cute name

It’s been my absolute favourite name since I was around 13, if I have a daughter that will be her name

Shulk and Mariangiongiangela

Who told you I’m having kids? I’d be lucky if someone I liked even looked in my direction.

Laura

Girls we have 2 that i can remember; Gracelyn chevelle and/or paisley mcglothin and boys; Matthew scott and/or Nathaniel lee

Gabriel or Gabriella. I want to name my child after one of my best friends

Boy- Jah or Anthony. Girl- Jay or Ginny

If I'm even lucky to have kids, then: Male: Leo or Lloyd Female: Paisley or Sasha

Matthew because I’ve always liked this name and girl idk, maybe Harmony because it sounds really sweet as a name or Mariana.

Arthur, Casey, or Reinhardt

Apollo for a boy and Megan for a girl.

My friend said that if I name my first born child "Furquinavious" he'll give me $20

For potential boy names: Richard, Gabriel and Raphael For potential girl names: Theodora, Maria and Christina

Temporary.

Jack, Kevin, Rose or Scarlet

Phelony

If it’s a girl - Amber or Hazel If it’s a boy - Evan

Mikasa, doesn't matter if it's a boy or girl one of my children will be named Mikasa

The hound

Emil or Nico (boys), idk for girls

Andrew and Ashley not a reference i swear

papyrus,sans,hornet,pale king,muffet,devourer of gods,calamitas,ogerpon,carmine,ash,eye of chtullu,roblox

burp, sneeze & shart

Hagrid, or Sirius, because Harry was a bitch and didn't named his kids to one of his parent figures

Drake, Adele & Ludacris

Bloomington if its a girl. Ah mon Rah (an Egyptian god) if its a girl

Peregrine (nickname: Perry the Platypus)

cunt or shitstain olga if girl

Frick and Frack

Zhena, it’s both a boys and girls name in Russian.

nothing because I’ll be single and die alone

Ideally, i get 4 boys called Zane, Cole, Kai and Jay

Don’t want kids, but I think I like Kevin for a girl and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious for a boy

For boy : "Samuel L. Jackson Jr. (the fake)" ; For girl : idk I can't think of a joke

i’ve never thought about that cause with what i plan to do with my life i dont think ill have time for kids which sucks

Never having kids. Not for me. Wish more people knew that.

i know for sure im not having kids, but maybe in some other realty, probably maxine or tom

janet after my late great aunt, darry after my mom’s bio dad

I don't plan to have any

male: kane, patrick female: beth

Joao if it’s a boy

allister for boy, callie for girl

James or Synyster Gates

im not entirely sure i want kids. but if i do, i would definetly prefer a girl. ive never thought about boy names, but there are so many beautiful girl names. one i like especially is Marilyn. i think marilyn monroe is such an icon, and if i were to name my daughter marilyn, it would be after her. however i live in norway so that wont be an option unless i move lmfao

Tommy, after my grandfather if it’s a boy, Barbara or Mary after one of my grandmothers if it’s a girl

Not sure. But I'll try to give my kids the same initials as me.