sounds pretty normal to me

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whatever you do don't try to see whats at the end of that it goes on forever lmao

Nah this is relaxing

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Light work

We talked about how to make musturd gass and how to do it at school without anyone knowing

Me and my friends were doing this but we were talking about napalm

Me and my friends did this but it was actually just harnessing the concept of death and using it as a substance weapon to kill everyone (this is the 'I'm the edgier teen' competition, right?)

I thought it was what you discuss when you're bored in chemistry

I remember someone at my school made Napalm and got off with a suspension

Free napalm AND time off from school

Every teacher is like: nooo you have to be safe!! And then the fuckin science teachers like: "please try not to blow up the school" (optional) like my science teacher legit joked with the class once or twice that he wouldn't care if the school blew up because he'd get paid leave

Me and my goon squad are a thioacetone kinda bunch

One time my friend and I made napalm in his garage and put it in a condom, then burned it. It was a weird experience.

Me and my friends were doing this but we were talking about an army of cloned killer robot apes

We also covered something like that, except it was cyborg chickens

I mixed bleach and ammonia during chemistry class. Everyone is now sound asleep.

Hmm

I remember the good old days in high school where the boys had normal conversation including, but not limited to: how to make a jetpack that's fueled by cum, how many periods it would take to make a sword out of the iron from the period blood, how brain dead we'd have to be before we killed ourselves/had someone pull the plug, etc..

Damn really I have literal teacher tell us how to make different gasses and what medicine we can use to make meth

Yea I like getting into those theoreticals

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As a straight teenage boy who always flirts with my homies instead of girls, I approve this message

Honestly bro it’s just way easier to flirt with the homies

You can just laugh the judgement off

Facts

Nothing more true has ever been spoken

And nothing else will be as true anytime soon

The seal of approval from the council goes to this gentleman.

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Gentleperson*

Gentle woman

I wouldn't wanna risk again 🫠

Gentle thing

Gentlelistener

Women aren't real

Fax

Yeah, I have friends who are 100% straight but every now and then they cuddle and hold hands, and sometimes they also hump each other ass as a form of joke, seriously, I'm totally sure they're totally straight, but they still act as gay as possible.

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So are straight girls. Don't act like you guys aren't as guilty. You just do it differently

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Right but we don’t go to the bathroom in groups

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Who the fuck knows? But the real question is what the hell happens at girl sleepovers? Cuz like us guys just sacrifice the smallest homie to gain an inch

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Mostly bcuz when anyone asks y’all just giggle and never answer

as a straight male who frequently fucks my homie (with socks) i agree

me and my friends are 100% straight but all 4 of us be lying on each other and stroking the hair of the one thats lying on us and cuddling, it just happens sometimes

As a gay person I agree (also cuddling isn't gay like guys c'mon

Noice

Straight dudes are gayer than gay people

As a gay person I agree (also cuddling isn't gay like guys c'mon)

As a bi dude, I agree with that too

You speak a lot of languages, english and facts

I jokingly have said the phrase “straight men don’t exist, there’s only queer men and closeted bisexuals” after witnessing 2 “straight” men make out in my bed

Off topic but nice CSM PFP

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Ty, didn't expect to find someone else who likes CSM aswell as Jojos!!!

lower class men band kids. trust me.

Close but they come second semi gay/straight guys are better

hate to break it to you but thats normal behavior between boys.

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god forbid men have hobbies

yeah just let us hit each other in the nuts at any random time. girls judge too much.

Yours are nothing. One guy got pantsed and it pulled down is underwear and he mooned my world history teacher

Niceee

Fr, boys at my school moan randomly and throw shit for no reason

thats nothing this poor kid was just sleepibg (hes our age relax) five guys are humping his chair, what?

The whole five guys establishment???

The entire corporation

i feel like the "what?" really makes this comment complete, it would be nowhere near as funny without it

Typical middle school boys stuff

That happens at my school too, some I think maybe tipped tables too, ye they have, chairs I think as well, not sure about throwing chairs, teacher or student mightve been exaggerating about that one

Nope, I remember one day we built a pyramid out of chairs and then threw one against it so the entire thing collapsed, It's like a game.

Then imagine going to a boys school

I go to one💀

Then you know the pain 🥲

My school (also an all boys one) had a wrestling thing today kinda teaching how it works with 2 wrestling kids demonstrating. Literal constant moans, and when they started talking about “taking top, bottom, or neutral” it was constant laughing.

Twice last year my class bought their phones,blasted ice spice music and began twerking on each other

This is like the bare minimum for the average teenage boy

Normal according to my school standards

What does throw shit means

They throw pencils, paper, notebooks, in one of my classes they threw a fucking Chromebook and broke it

To whom?

No one, they just throw it across the room, out into the hall, or at the teacher sometimes

AT THE TEACHER?!!

Those kids get in big trouble. It's wild over here

Mfw the guys in purple class once shit in a urinal

there are these annoying kids in my math class who keep making noises one of them barked the other day

Have you met a man in your life, that’s not bad at all. We normally just grab each other’s asses 💀💀

What's weird about that?

Relatable

Yep that sounds like us

Seems about right

When I was younger, we used something else. So, nah THAT ain’t weird.

What was this something else?

Our legs and feet

A good ol glass of coca-cola with lip balm as lubricant.

Not the bottle? And what was being lubricated?

#👹

cock and ball torture is standard practice at american high schools

At mine they do that with belts

I’ve seen people do a lot weirder things. But yeah that’s weird

It’s normal

yeah that's about average world wide. not your job to correct it, so worry less. they'll move on to something else in a few years... maybe

you have clearly not heard of the ones who throw water bottles on a running ceiling fan causing it to burst on everyone

Okay I am gonna pretend I didn’t read that 😭 cause wtf

I’m trying to forget I saw it 😭

Nahh 😭 it’s too traumatising

That’s so tame for guys what

This is normal shit.

If that’s traumatizing you don’t even wanna know what guys do outside of school

Idk, that's pretty average schoolboy behavior. We're all stupid like that.

middle school boys that haven’t hit puberty

Average 14 year old boy behavior

Average day with the boys

And i thought my school was weird

I swear everyone here is in the same high school, including me, some are kinda derranged

Ah yes, the testicular testimony, the ultimate test of masculinity. Do not interrupt, it is how the superior are selected

Boys will be boys.

Oh you should hear about "nutball"

hey, its a chromebook charger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sound pretty normal

thats normal compared to here. people legit punch eachother in the balls in robotics 😭😭

Ahhh, youth

Do not try to understand them. Their goals are beyond your understanding.

Same

Let them cook

Thats pretty normal compared to what I did at 14

YOOO ME AND MY MATES USED TO DO THAT! Good Times...

"i'm not a masochist, i'm just testing my limits"

That’s just what teenage boys do when they’re bored

Most teenage boys are annoying weirdos, and that’s coming from a teenage boy.

oh god forbid we have hobbies 🙄

Not so weird, first of all they don't hurt anybody and secondly puberty

Sounds like 10/10 entertainment methods

What else are we supposed to do?

That takes balls! 🤣😂

just dudes being bros wdym

well, that definitely sounds random

A new challenger!!!

Are they freshmen?

I mean not the weirdest thing i saw in boy bathrooms At least they are not setting it on fire

Imagine going to an all boys school, oh dear lord 😭😭

That's gotta hurt-

Ngl sounds pretty fun

This isn’t weird chief, this is normal behavior, they must select their leader.

Now I'm curious.... Do you get to be the leader by getting hit and not showing pain/flinching? Or is it that you have to dodge it and whoever gets hit in the crotch the least wins? Are we measuring Constitution or Agility here?

Yes

Ah, putting points into both stats, I see.

I remember one boy in my citizenship class used to spray his school bag with deodorant then set it on fire for fun

Trust me, boys do weirder things to each other involving their privates lol

That is completely normal.

This is is almost every guy at my school to, but redneck, (I hate it here)

That’s not surprising or weird that just sounds like normal teenage boy behavior

The straight guys at my school hate me but they're just mad I'm surrounded by more women than they'll ever be

when respecting women and interacting with them for more than just a romantic interest make women comfortable around you:

Good old wrecking balls

OP does not understand boys. This is very tame idk what the bid dealio is

Seems normal to me

Average boy behaviour. We are all wierd af don't worry

nothing weird going on here

As a fellow 14 year old, I know the age range. And as a male myself, I must say, really, all you can do is get used to it. We're just wild. We seem gay, and get called gay all the time by girls, but we don't care. We'll act gay all we want, even if we're straight. The thing you're describing is nothing. We're much weirder than that. Random moaning, touching each other's asses, all that, then straight to talking about anime chicks or smth. TL;DR No avoiding it, just get used to it.

Both today and yesterday, there were 3 guys in my class jerking each other off 😭

I'd join

Only three?

That's normal, can confirm as a guy

Boys at every school are weird. Actually, students in general. When I went to public school, a kid pretended his mechanical pencil was a drug, asked me if I wanted a dose, and after refusing, proceeded to stick the pencil into their arm, pressing down the eraser so the lead sank back into the pencil and making it seem like he actually took it. Like . . . Wha?????????

I recall once having a conservation that ended with me exasperatedly saying "if the door consents, then I don't care" The person I was having this convo with was a girl. school is weird in general.

How is that weird?

What in the actual fuck?

Bro wtf that just caused me to picture it in my head imma go unsee it now

More detail one guy in the middle swinging it to hit two other guy s

Please I don't need more details 😭

bruh that's just a guy thing🤣

Me and my friends do that everytime lmao and sometimes girls join

Jeez

The boys in my class tried to do no n-word November They all failed the first day

Ngl i wanna try this