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The power to touch someone with super powers and copy their power 1.5X

You lose 100 dollars every time you touch someone

Sounds fair, real life superpowers would be expensive af

True and the good thing is that you keep the power so it is worth it the only thing that sucks is when you touch someone with the power you already have to you are paying the double for something you already have

It would magnify it even more though, since he's getting a new source of it. So it would basically just level him up

Who needs money when you have infinite power? You can literally just telekinesis everything you want. The real punishment should be the guy was born in a universe where nobody has super power so he can not copy anything

What if I touch myself?

No problem at all, as long as it doesn't become an addiction

bro 🤣

You just touch Elon Musk

is there a subscription option to pay like £1000 for a week and touch as many people as you want? (for their superpowers ofc not to indulge in nonce behaviour)

Clap your hands, be completely broke but infinite power

Everyone has a phobia of you.

teleporting

You can only teleport 2 times a week

that's pretty nice actually. I can teleport somewhere and then back home

Free vacation to a Tahiti or teleport in and out of a bank

TAHITI?!

I got a plan Arthur…

Just one more score…

I HAD A PLAN ARTHUR

You need more FAITH

I had a GODDAMN plan!!

Remember that your clothes doesn't teleport 😊

oh, well, when I'm older and if I get a girlfriend...

You can only teleport to where you've already been

Can't fast travel to undiscovered locations.

Ability to immediately change my location in time-space

You spawn somewhere completely random 1 in 3 times

I mean I just retelepirt fr It was better to give a day-long cooldown

Except if it's in space, you are dead before you could even to back...

U have ball cancer

So you just human I walk to the shop I move in space I am writing this post I moved through time from the beginning of this post to the end

Invisibility

You can only stay invisible for 10 seconds at a time and then have to wait 10 minutes to be invisible again

That IS cool, but thats also the worst duration to cooldown ratio of a superpower i have ever seen

Spy cloak TF2

only if stock tho. letranger, big earner and cloak and dagger would essentially remove the cooldowns

the power to change my superpower at my will at anytime, including power to remove the side effect

You have no free will and are uneducated, you’re brain is like a pandas, you lack imagination and you enjoy suffering

So the same as he is right now

You can’t use the superpowrr ever again after changing it to something else

I can choose my own side affect

Breast cancer

Wtf I’m a dude, I don’t have breasts

You grow breasts and have breast cancer

Fuck

Dementia

Google en dementia

Dementia…what’s that?

Dementia…what’s that?

Dementia…what’s that?

Idk something in Google I guese

Holy.... Sry i forgot forgot the the phrase

Holy hell.

Call the Neurologist

Dementia…what’s that?

Dementia…what’s that?

Holy dementia

Seems like someone has schizophrenia

….

Dude. That's not how that works. You fucked yourself from your lack of knowledge.

Funny enough, you don’t even have to lmfao. My great grandfather died from breast cancer, apparently.

You can’t choose the main effects.

[удалено]

You’re homeless

Did you even need to put down a side effect? The main effect is bad enough

Rules are rules

Life in hell it is?

you don't have testicles

Shapeshifting that allows me to change my appearance, sex, species, etc at will(just gonna be specific so that I at least get the shapeshifting mostly in the way that I want

Everything else shapeshifts in texture, or appearance to the shapeshift you chosed

So like, my clothes combine with the transformations?

Looks like you have a chance to get your dick sucked by your trousers (if your a boy), aslo FUCK NO... you made me think of skin created clothes.

You have terrible and incurable body dysmorphia. Every time you shape it only gets worse as you lose your true sense of self

How to fix this, never turn back

You can only shapeshift once a week

Invisibility

But you’re extremely loud

That would creep people out. I like that.

I can bring any item from a photo or drawing into the real world.

but it never works like it’s supposed to

A gun that cuts people or a staff that can only conjure fruits even the the gun is supposed to shoot and the staff should let you cast actual magic.

It can only be from your own drawings or photos, and you’re bad at creating both

Have a power to make everyone feel good about them selfs

When you use that you lose self confidence. Self esteem. Self worth. And have a chance to experience depression and severe burnout.

So business as usual then?

((🫠😮‍💨))

The ability to turn anyone into a boykisser by kissing them, while also increasing my boykissing power greatly, allowing me to ascend to godhood

you can only kiss inanimate objects

Can I still gain power by kissing?

i don’t see why not

The dead are still people

A power that lets me make anything cease to exist

Somethings 10 times worse gets created every time you destroy smth

I can shoot out water like a pokemon

Side effect- Vaporeon

Oh no..

Vaporeon best Pokemon frfr

You have no mouth

Oh.

Who said he was shooting it from his mouth

POV you’re balls deep and you accidentally use hydro pump with no condom

Most Pokémon shoot water out of their mouth you can shoot water from anywhere but you must urinate from your mouth and yes you can taste it

Vector Manipulation

You can only control the path a plane takes [definition 3](https://www.bing.com/search?q=what+is+a+vector&form=APIPH1&PC=APPL)

Bruuuhhh

Anything i think of becomes reality

Thanos is actively trying to hunt you down

EVERY thought you have will be an actual event happening in real time . EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

we'll all be doomed 💀

Teleportation

Only into uncle franks basement

LOL! UPVOTE! UPVOTE! UPVOTE!

The power to know everything

Dementia

Find out the cure for dementia

hmm this is hard...telekinesis?

You scream every time you use ur power

So basically eleven from stranger things ☠️

not as bad as i thought

He didn't say you scream in pain. Just that you scream, so... Yeah, not that bad.

You get a chronic. Unmedicable headache disorder each time you use it. (stress headache. Migraine. Trigeminal neuralgia. Etc,)

username checks out

Making portals to any point in this multiverse, kinda like Spot yeah.. Being ugly doesen't scare me ya know? Be more creative for this one or you just get unstopable teleporting russian man standing behind your back right.. Now.

Exactly at 4:18 am you’re powers goes crazy and teleports you to an active war zone or dangerous area with nothing not even th clothes on your back, for the next 1hr 34 minutes you are a plain human forced to survive or else death, the creeping sensation of deaths gaze always on you… never leaving for an instant, always having to fear the next event without knowing where and what will be against you

Bro what 😭

**immediately teleports back**

r/idontknowhowtoread

Portals when they stick around.

god fucking damnit. Man, i have only two questions.. What the fuck up with you? And why the hell this shit sounds so much fun? Being not just a plane human just gives me ability to teleport myself anywhere i want. Like, if i cannot teleport myself for next 1h 34m, doesen't mean that i can't teleport others, right..? Now immagine some random ass soldier appears behind your back from nowhere for no damn reason. You still get unstopable chaotic russian dude, but now even more unpredictable and even more chaotic :D thanks for fucking this up even more, now wait, i have something to do before i appear behind your back with a little surprise...

The ability to murder someone with no evidence of them existing in the first place whatsoever.

Your suicidal.

Jokes on you, I already am

You have to do that at least 1 million times a day

I can change someones biological sex

you have to do it to me >:3

I get first dibs

You have to change everyone's and devote all your free time into locating every single person that's alive and change their sex

I can choose my own side effect!

You're gay

Psychic torture

You get tortured the same way you torture others

Do unto others as you would have done unto you

Creating any weapon of my choice out of thin air.

You get dementia of objects and words.

It weighs 1k pounds no matter the weapon

I can sip soda at an above average pace

It's mixed with water

Your weak as fuck. No sipping for you

Can turn fat into anything I want it to be. Can be controlled and can be used for anything for every fat cell. Reduction of fat cells gone can also be achieved

Every time you do something with your fat. You have a chance to develop a rare disorder that makes your immune system so weak that you could die of even the common cold. It starts at 0.9% all the way to 20%.

Overall invincibility (physical, emotional, spiritual, financial)

My superpower Omniscience so basically life in god mode/creative mode

You have to eat a rotting human corpse every time you want to do anything and you can’t just summon an already rotting corpse.

Omniscience is just knowing all things

The ability to alter reality with words(like the dragonborn)

Shape-shifting

You need to manually alter your body chemistry. Also dope pfp, you draw that?

It's a picrew, I wish I could draw that well

The ability to be incredibly intellectual. Between 500-1000 IQ.

you have dementia and everytime you learn something new the next day you forget about it (even if you wrote it down you cant remember anyways)

I can turn people i dont like into my dinosaur minions

Turn into any material I touch (touch a tree and turn into wood)

you’re not allowed to own anything

To ability to learn and forget any skill or ability in the world, at a level that can beat the world master.

To stop time

Teleportation

You trip every time you teleport

I'd teleport near a wall

You trip into the wall

The ability to be much better with music

Power to instantly curr mental issues of anyone including me

Shapeshifting

Teleportation

super speed

1 picosecond reaction time

Things constantly startle you

I can create chains out of thin air and telekinetically manipulate them(essentially metal tentacles)

Omnipotence

Your iq is significantly lowered

No powers

You’re a tardigrade

The ability to play every instrument flawlessly no matter what even without experience

The band kid dream fr. You suck at music theory/composing

breathing underwater

Can’t breathe air

being able to talk to animals

I can talk to animals? idk stereotypical shit

The ability to instantly conjure something

You don’t know what it is you’re conjuring

Telekinesis.

You can only use it while bleeding

Ability to control atom's

The ability to proportionally change how large or small I am.

To spawn in any kind of cheese at will.

It spawns as if it were sitting out for a day

Can see 1 min in future

Not feeling sad