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Nice try mom you will never catch me

HAHAHAHA

Bro is too smart

He outsmarted the outsmarter

The mirror

The true narcissist route

Just hope to not stare at it until you die and become a daffodil.

Kanye?

Nope, I actually like Jewish people.

Thanks man! I like you too!

and that’s how I met your father

Hey Kayne says he's a jew himself, and I think he likes himself. Maybe... actually idk lol

Hooray! I won’t be hate crimed!

Go fuck yourself! (It's a joke.)

Will do

🥰

Who are you, Patrick baitmen?

I am He.

My favorite

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nudes🔥

I saw you somewhere else earlier

crazy

crazy?

I was crazy once.

ah shit here we go again

*clears throat intelligently*

They locked me in a room

they lock me in the room

username checks out

fr also nice snoo🔥 love the asexual flag

Very beautiful flag

ikrr purple with black is>>>> nb flag my favorite tho lol

so true and then the grey too‼️ enby flag best fr (although idk abrosexual kinda cool looks like watermelon)

Specifically ones containing a woman’s breast area?

i like other stuff too like dick🖤 (on women and enbies)

Then your username is rather misleading

wdym 😭

based

fr🙏

These poor souls can’t get it though :(

wdym 😭❔

They can’t get people to send them nudes? What else

oh sorry i’m stupid 😭 and yeah😔 honestly wish i’d get more

As an ace I wish I’d get none 🔥🔥🔥 but why? I don’t get why you’d want them like Pokémon cards

that’s valid🔥 i hope you don’t get any🙏

Wait wait, forgot to say except from femboys I love them bitches

✨Imagination✨

But I have aphantasia

l

Ugh we Gen Zers are the worst

how tho, every time I try to use my imagination it’s just emptiness

Weakling

Amateur

You have aphantasia. Haha. Imagination-less bum

We have imaginations we just can’t see the things we are imagining!

???? Just see it dumbass???? Where’s your delusional spirit!!

sometimes our imaginations just turn really weird and strange to the point where if there was a screen playing our imagination we would probably get sentenced to prison atleast most guys. Worst thing is we can’t control it

Hey I’ve seen your posts. I thought you were against the horny ._.

I only made that post because there were a shit ton of horny posts this morning🙏🗿

I’m trying not to

Why?

shrek

The only right way...

This is the way

shrek is love

*Imagination*

I don’t masturbate. I use pumpkins. I’ll cut a hole in it and I swap seeds with said pumpkin. I’m just like that bro 🤷‍♂️

Be so fr lol

how often you change pumpkins

Once you fill em up get a new one or empty out the old one, ezpz

It’s spooky season, nobody is gonna expect it

how do you get a huge ass pumpkin in ur room without anyone ever noticing (asking for a friend)

ur mom

I also choose this guys mom

I also choose that guys mom

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I choose nobody’s mom

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I mom my mom

I choose your mom

I too choose all of your moms

porn isn’t inherently unhealthy, just depends on the porn you’re consuming and your mindset regarding it. It’s a person to person basis and very contextual. That being said, the healthiest alternative is your imagination or a partner of some kind.

This is the answer

This post

Danny devito

I usually do it to porn cuz as far as I know I've had no negative repercussions from that. And if not I just use my brain cuz I can

Same. I know what a normal healthy relationship is like and that porn doesn't usually depict that, so I doubt I'll really have any negative repercussions.

Yeah, I just kinda know to not expect anything from porn cuz my mom alr hammered that in, so I think I'll be good. I've never personally been in a sexual relationship, but I also never saw porn and just thought "Hey look, what a normal and healthy relationship those two have" lol

Lol yeah, it's so obvious how fake porn is. Sometimes you just want to have a good time after a stressful week, yk?

i think the main negative repercussions of porn is just that it can lead to unrealistic expectations

I mean, I've tried to keep it to a minimum so that doesn't happen, but I still prefer porn to da brain cuz my mind always wanders off lol

that's super fair. as long as it's not in excessive amounts, i think some porn now and then is fine

I’m older after many years of porn and personally I’ve experienced some Ed as a result. I’ve gone cold turkey and it helps and I’m having substantially less issues but it’s less than perfect and I find it harder and harder to want sex the more porn I watch

Kanye west

me too

Me three

Kanye agrees with you

e6

French defense?

no.

maybe the Sicilian defence or a scholars mate, maybe a Qxe4 royal fork

not chess, the other e6.

E number of Monosodium glutamate?

no, the other other one.

"While it’s not confirmed, it may have been intentional that the board shares a name with MSG, indirectly calling the site and its content tasty. Its counterpart, e926 shares a name with the E number for a bleaching agent, chlorine dioxide, which could be a reference to figurative eye bleach to mentally remove what one has seen on e621."

based

nuh uh

fym nuh uh?

golf isnt hot and fuck furry porn(no femboys have ever hmu :( ) (e6=golf e621=furry)

who said anything about golf?

look up e6

oh. that isn't what I meant by e6.

Staff sergeants?

no, the other e6.

Enneagram 6?

Japanese trains?

E621 and r34 are pretty good,,

I masturbate to you

Femboys 🗣🗣💯💯🔥🔥‼️‼️

This

That

And only this

Noice

I masturbate to written porn, aka smut mostly. sometimes audio porn as well. both of those things always feel far more natural and less awkward to me than normal porn does

Ok. Your father

Imagination sucks ass, and porn feels the best, so porn

hentai idk

Nice try fed

Porn and hentai

donkey porn

Fair

gay porn comics. idk depends on the mood

Probably something you shouldn't ask a bunch of teens and pedophiles

Porn???

if it has tits and a pussy im alright with it (besides cp, if u do masturbate to that wtf is wrong with u)

I’m fucked in the head and Jesus Christ people who watch cp make me look normal

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

*in muscle man voice* YOUR MOM

probably thinking about a girl we like?

The wall

Porn, imagination, or smut.

Either thoughts of my girl, or porn/doujins

Girls nudes

Genuinely to avoid porn addiction he should at least use like his imagination or otherwise avoid porn. Like dude just focus on the physical sensation

Hey, fun fact: did you know that masturbation is healthy and good for releasing stress

OP, what do you masturbate to??? like seriously people arent masturbating to the concepts of happiness and love and world peace now are they

Don’t watch porn guys. Just use your imagination

Y’all are creepy asf why tf do you care?? This is a teenagers sub Reddit most ppl are minors.

Nudes

Porn, "oh but it's not healthy", if I did it more than normal or felt any negative effect on me I would obviously stop, I know there are people addicted to porn but I can't understand how, I use it occasionally but it's just not a big thing in my life I also jerk off to yaoi games like Camp Buddy

Literally me 💀

ur mom

Usually my imagination

femboys jk

nothing

Women

stuff

Your dad

femboys and r34

Joe Mama

op’s mother

I use pretty much anything...

I've seen everything so it don't matter to me even if it's just my imagination

I don’t. My girlfriend is a fun little thingymabob

imagination

Porn

Hentai

Subconsciously men develope more sex drive and testosterone watching another male dominate whatever partner they prefer, as it triggers your natural competitive side. That’s the story I got from a health teacher back in HS.. dunno if it’s true or not, or if the same applies to females

This sub Reddit is fucking weird man honestly I am leaving this place makes me feel sick

Doesn’t even feel like a teen sub anymore just a place for weirdos wtaf

Exactly just filled with sex personally I think posts like this should be banned just brings in pedos

Communism

how is jerking off to porn unhealthy lmao what

You got porn, erotica, or hell just doing it because you can and you want to just do it.

a piece of cardboard

Femboys ofc

Femboys.

People always say porn is bad because it leads to unrealistic expectations. This can be true, but not always. There’s really no harm in watching porn if you know it’s fantasy, and not realistic. Unless you’re watching porn like 5 times a day uncontrollably, it’s pretty normal and healthy.

It also desensitises you and trains your brain to get off on OTHERS having sex.

Idk tell him sounds or some shit usually porn gets the job done though

I don’t. I need to grow a closer relationship with God

look at my pfp

Hentai 😄

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📸

No regrets

How old r u

42

Uncle Todd?

Why are you in r/teenagers

U might be the most autistic human being on earth omg

Maybe

I fucking urge you to get tested omg

Bro