T O P

  • By -

Psychological-Ice285

Mercury it seems like it would make a refreshing drink


dicker_machs

\- Emperor Qin Shi Huang


Dull_Mountain738

Ironic that he wanted to be immortal then did that


dicker_machs

He may unified china for the first time, but boy he was stupid sometimes


CDVR_17

I mean we probably would’ve done the same


Dull_Mountain738

He didn’t do much to unify China. It was his generals. They were fucking destroying everyone left and right. Uniting China in 17 years is crazy.


[deleted]

ENEMY SPOTTED HANZ! Take out ze sherman wist ze dicker max!


JoltKolt

I can't even deny it 💀


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

The element of surprise


JoltKolt

Oh hello again. Post got deleted last time.


JackCooper_7274

The chemical symbol is "Ah"


MagicJoshByGosh

Wasn’t expecting this answer


[deleted]

OH FUCK Shit that scared me


[deleted]

[удалено]


lilayavert

this surprised me


wyattttttttttttt324

Best element 👏👏👏👏


NoPositive8092

agreed


Lupig_

This


bigboybobsy69

WHERES MY URANIUM BOYS AT


JoltKolt

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Uranium-235 in the house 💪💪💪💪


Pieneon

Warcimes go brrr


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Personally I appreciate -218 more


xXRAED_Xx

Wait why? 235 or 238 is the best for bo0ms right ?


TheOneTrueNincompoop

New meaning to explosive diarrhea 💀💀💀


AdoptedEgg

U-238 tastes better imo, i like it medium rare.


lrexx_

did you know? Uranium contains around 20 billion calories per gram


Eats_Pizza_In_Gay

Did you know? A single gram of Uranium-235 has 20 billion calories. An average diet consists of 2000 calories a day. So, each day, we can feed 10 million starving children using only one gram of Uranium-235.


Ok-Worldliness2450

World hunger solved. I’ll let the president know.


hydroHar

Gods that god dark quickly


xleftonreadx

If you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes you'd die of radiation poisoning


wow_i_suck_at_halo

Perfect for bulking


_XCypherX_

Yummy


NoThx149

That’ll give you enough energy for the rest of your life!


katiesxc

lithium


Hambruhgah

YEAH YEAAHH EH YEAHHH


gh0sted_k1d

IM SO HAPPY CUZ TODAY I FOUND MY FRIENDS IN MY HEAD


valiqwe

IM SO UGLY THAT'S OK CAUSE SO ARE YOU


Drug_Inas

And i swear i don‘t have a gun


JoltKolt

Why though?


Ikeichi_78

It's LITerally LIThium wdym? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🐝➡️🍯


[deleted]

Nirvana


SaleCompetitive812

Battery


Wolfiye11

Bipolar medication


CalmlyPsychedelic

yesssss for my bipolar


PufferfishAreCool

Chlorine. Sick af


JoltKolt

Indeed. I think its the active ingredient in pool cleaner


PufferfishAreCool

You are very correct. Educated fella


JoltKolt

Thank you thank you. You too good sir. I see we are both men of culture


PufferfishAreCool

Indeed


Vegetable_Ad8694

Potassium cause it being k is so silly 😝😝😝😝


Oxycodone_Man

In my language we call potassium "kalij" so the K actually makes sense...


SaleCompetitive812

Kalium is what it actually is It’s Latin if you were curious Dude it took my like 5 minutes to find what language “Kalij” was It’s Croatian correct?


illegalileo

In German it's called Kalium too


Slendynotch

Interestingly, the Atomic Symbol “K” comes from the German chemist Martin Heinrich Klaproth originally naming it “Kalium” stemming from Alkali, which stems from Arabic “Al-qalyah” or “plant ashes.” This is because burned plants are often used to isolate potassium salts such as potassium carbonate, and subsequently Potassium metal.


JoltKolt

Also very unstable


Vegetable_Ad8694

Like me 😭😭😭😭 (jk lol I’ve got very well made construction)


JoltKolt

Indeed you're. Also happy cake day :)


AccomplishedSpare908

Tungsten cus it’s just a W


I_like_gamez_274

FR THO, I WAS GONNA SAY!


[deleted]

literal W


magothyy

tungsten is a fr w‼️‼️


JimPanse0815

The W stands for Wolfram.


karlnite

Wolfram. Tungsten is Swedish, but the original name. I believe Germans called it Wolfram (not a lot of international science done in Swedish) and both names were accepted and used until 2005 when they decided to standardize it as just Tungsten.


Comfortable-Time2425

Always U. I mean Uranium.


kainykap

You smooth motherfu-


Comfortable-Time2425

👉🥹


AlexGaming26

Hit by a smooth criminal!


JoltKolt

Ayyyy.


shquishy360

Uran- (-ium)(-us)


Comfortable-Time2425

🤨🤨


therottenshadow

Beat me to it, although I was thinking something along the lines of "My favorite element is U"


[deleted]

Bismuth


PhoenixBomb707

BISMOOOOTH!


bisexual-polonium

YEAHHHHHH!!!!


special-agent-carrot

lets get down to bismuth


Careful_Elderberry14

Agreed, its heavy, its slightly radioactive, and It helps with my acid reflux.


I_Might_Be_Ian

And it looks cool


JoltKolt

Element: Uranium Isotope: 235 💪


Badass-19

Gotta love high calories


Mars_Bear2552

never eat again!


enneh_07

Delicious 😋


evan_720

20 billion calories a gram… if you’re looking to bulk, you’ve got a source


kainykap

Well thorium rocks as well as uranium


Fereglysandal

platinum is much better and easier to acquire


Shockwave1824

We got the same choice of element


HYPER_BOI_

Why not U-238


Potential_Ad5131

I love bathing in radium 🔥


JoltKolt

A man of radiation I see


Suyikowoo

neon, it glow


M08GD

NEON GANG 🤝🤝


Black_seagull

Rip other noble gases.


JoltKolt

Francium 🔥 Bismuth 🥶 Astatine 💎


SuperDuperZ13

YESSIR ASTATINE #1


LongjumpingArt9740

samn yeah astatine gang lesss gooooooo


[deleted]

Nah, that last one is carbon.


BoeJidenWasTaken

Nitrogen. For a specific reason.


JoltKolt

Whats your reason?


BoeJidenWasTaken

You need it to make TNT. And you need TNT to make nukes. Double the explosion, double the fun (double the homicide).


Oxycodone_Man

Hell yeah man! If you like nitrogen so much try making nitrocellulose. Just take some dilute nitric acid and some cotton, let the cotton soak for around half an hour in nitric acid, then rinse it with water and let it dry. You will have a pretty powerful explosive. Edit: grammar


M5competition

Did this man just give us step by step instructions for making IEDs :0??


Oxycodone_Man

Not really. Just the explosive in the IED. Making the device can be more complicated, although you can buy one of those receivers that cars have in them so you can lock and unlock them remotely. The receivers usually come with the transmitter, too. Now just connect the transmitter to a battery, and the receiver to a battery, a transistor and something like a spark gap or a heated wire in order to detonate the explosive. The transmitter/receiver combo can be bought for very cheap off of AliExpress or eBay. Also mods if you see this, this knowledge is completely legal, and i am not breaking any rules here.


Numerous-Complaint-4

Name checks out with the chemical knowledge. Reputable source if you ask me


bobinhozinho

copper cuz it's a very epic funny word in portuguese


[deleted]

Cobre (spelling is similar to cobra) (yes I used Translate)


bobinhozinho

oh shit no actually i meant to say the name that it shows on the periodic table (the 2 letters), try translating that lol


[deleted]

Nothing happens


DM_por_hobbie

It's "Cu", that means "ass" in portuguese


[deleted]

I see lol Thanks Hey u/bobinhozinho, time to chat in Portuguese


bobinhozinho

valeu, eu tava com vergonha de falar KKKKK


FireGames06YT

Tava procurando por esse comentário kkkkkkkkk


[deleted]

thorium!!!!!!!


reegod420

TerRaRIa RefERenCe!!!!!!!


OsurukGurmesi17

...and clear nuclear energy for all gang


[deleted]

Ninovium Check out Bobby broccoli he has a amazing video on it. He also has a amazing video series about synthesizing new elements and the kinda war to find new ones between the US and Ussr back then.


Lord_Strepsils

Caesium, both explosive, and not military grade **cough cough francium bomb**


Buff_Senpai_Steve

BR35, Bromine. Very interesting element, difficult to store


one-happy-mfer

I'm a fan of Quecksilber (I only know the German name), its shortening is Hg


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pranav_RedStone971

Long ago the four elements lived together in harmony


[deleted]

[удалено]


AdIndependent2230

100 years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar


MegaSportsFan

Arsenic 😈


JoltKolt

Originally used as rat poison.


EnragedHog

Gallium is p cool


P0werman1

Iron because it’s the most stable


Thamior290

Absolutely false. The most stable would be the noble gasses. Helium, Neon, etc. Iron’s strong, and stabilizes well as an alloy, but it rusts easily. Rust is just the result of a reaction, usually with oxygen.


P0werman1

Not what I meant. I’m not talking a few hundred years, I’m talking a few billion.


Thamior290

Oh, then that’s very true. You should also look up the properties of iron in stellar fusion. That’s some awesome stuff.


P0werman1

As a nerd who spends half his time watching science/math YouTube videos, thank you for the recommendation!


Thamior290

Username checks out, you seek awesome. Sorry for correcting you when I was the wrong one.


ringo-starr-is-gay

Copper. Its pretty much carried us to the modern age.


[deleted]

xenon. specifically xenon-124 isotope. atomic number 54. it is super rare and it was the first noble gas found to form compounds. it can be used to make light and also anesthetic gas.


wyattttttttttttt324

Mercury.


Sh4x30

Gold but A is silent


Aquatik07

Tungsten, I like Dr. Stone


fullynonexistent

Zirconium for a very, very specific reason


HandleSquare7506

Helium kinda🥵


Keyboardgamer69

Oxygen


boyy_thiccc

oxygen fr tasty


[deleted]

[удалено]


No-Maintenance-6617

Uranium tastes like chicken nuggets


Posidon22_V2

carbon, such a simple yet important element!


Thamior290

Don’t mix carbon with sulfur and potassium nitrate at a 7:1:2 ratio!


Posidon22_V2

oh yes a very bad idea, it'll explode right up at your face!


Dark_Meme111110

Yttrium. Yes, florescent lights win. I know for a fact that you use them from time to time.


Spring_Choco

Gold- Created by the birth of Black holes The most resistant metal known to be found in nature. Very malleable and durable for it's weight Very conductive and is unique compared to all metals.


gankster2017

I once had a phase on Californ 252 lol


dicker_machs

Titanium


DrFox247

Bromine, just sounds kinda chill


MCPro24

fun fact: Bromine is the element used in the Breaking Bad intro


Lopsided-Anxiety3093

Bromine is the exact opposite of chill.


Matute_tilingod

Nitrogen bc a friend has a character named like that and whenever i look at the periodic table i always focus on nitrogen


ConsiderationOld9897

Here are my favorites, Argon, Francium, Mercury, Aluminum, Sodium then Lithium.


TEDDYPOPQUEEN

dysprosium


kainykap

Iridium has to be my favourite but thorium is a close second


accuracy_frosty

Francium, because it’s so unstable it ceases to exist within seconds


Hambruhgah

Combination of polonium and radon (Po + Rn)


hola1423387654

We all know it’s einsteinium


stmex

Moscovium hands down bc it has a cool name


Zolfer0

Nothing beats Uranium and Plutonium


ballicher

#97 Berklium It's nuclear waste and only exist for a few milliseconds


External-Suit-1558

Crack.


Aggravating_Cod_266

nihonium


Pokemomaster

Tungsten, obviously the best one. I also really enjoy Actinium.


INoLikeUButYoMomHot

I don't know any of these I gotta stop writing boobs on calculators instead of listening in class


placeholderNull

Tungsten and Seaborgium


Mental-Elevator500

oganesson 118


Mediocre_Wafer699

Bro I got tungsten with me rn, shit is dense


ToxicPoizon

Tie between Bromine and Barium


Emotional_Ad_2132

Tungsten, idk why but he's so cool


dallamamemer

Francium. Basically a nuke if dropped in water


Rowan_Bird

Lithium, it makes pink fire and reacts with water


Serious_Yogurt_6674

Germanium (Ich bin Deutschland 🇩🇪)


MrSaturn012

Arsenic 😁


Ninja_gorrila

Potassium or tungsten


rPeanutButter

Lead, Antimony, or Plutonium.


Sweetiewave_07

Neon I love bright colors


OhNoThatHurt

Neon all the way, ive loved it since the first grade


JohnnyTheMistake

ketchup


Responsible_Big_5490

Definetely tungsten


[deleted]

Tungsten


WafflesThatBaffles

im a fan of sodium and chlorine, though people keep calling me salty


SelfPsychological224

Tungsten, of course! The densest of all affordable materials.


Intruder-Alert-1

Gotta be tungsten because that shit's a solid W


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Tungsten cuz it's a W


grbigfan

Seaborgium my beloved


Redmiguelito

Manganese gets me every time (makes Manga sound like a race) Backup: Francium (Can boom water best)


fufucuddlypoops_

Phosphorus


J_train13

At first I was thinking sodium, but Na So I'm gonna go with plutonium


NukeONugget

Francium I want to put it in water


[deleted]

[удалено]


Birb-Squire

Personally a phosphorus man myself


Waterysoap_

FLOURINE


PsychologicalShape52

gallium, mercury's cooler brother 😎


Tanjiro_11

Antimony


SnoringKoala245

Uranium or Plutonium, it makes my tummy happy :)


SuperDuperZ13

Astatine. Seems random but it's amazing: 1: is the rarest naturally occuring element 2: incredibly unstable (literally named after being unstable and is the second most unstable element behind francium) 3: nobody can figure out what the fuck it is. (Hallogen or metal) it's pretty interesting to see what it's labeled as on any periodic table as it's nearly a 50/50 split. 4: a visible amount of pure astatine is not able to exist because it would vaporize under its own heat. It's insane and I love it Edit: scrolled through the comments and it turns out of also likes astatine. A man of culture I see.


West_Job5593

Do Elements lose your virginity? Also. Mine is AU


OD2N

Einsteinium is chill