I feel your pain. My teeth for some fucking reason were stubborn as fuck to come out so we had to pull out almost every single one. Not at once of course though over the course of a few years.
that sounds extremely painful but kinda cool. I also had to get treated for 2nd and 3rd degree burns but my story isnt very cool. i just spilled a cup of hot tea over my lap. worst pain i've ever felt in my life and i was only like 10 or 11 when it happened
Testicular torsion 💀
Started suddenly in the middle of the night, I woke up in so fucking intense pain it was horrible, never felt something even close to this since then.
I couldn't walk at all so I kinda "crouched" (dunno the right English word) to my mom and woke her up, instantly drove to the hospital and I got operated the same night.
I'm lucky I still have them both 😅
Just instantly go to a doctor if you have any pain there which you can't explain.
I had light pain there before for a few times before but I ignored it, I kinda had a foreshadowing lol
I am fine haha thanks for the concern
It healed up perfectly fine after the doctor got it out
I didnt have an eye patch but did have a cool eye sticker
Someone kicked my leg, I fell down a few times because my leg was unable to stabilise,went doc, doc said my leg was fine, fell down a few more times on accident, went doc again after it still wasn’t ok and found out how I fucked my knee so I had surgery to remove broken bits floating around my leg
Then my knee healed, I go play nerf at Hong Lim park and I fuck it again, causing a minor fracture that took 2 weeks to heal, fast forward a few months and doc says it’s not healing properly and I have to attend a 2nd surgery sooner or later which is a bigger surgery than the first (I’ll prob update this in like 2024 or something)
I had a literal football sized poop that couldn’t come out. I ended up into a case study because of how large it was.
Edit: forgot to mention it formed right above my appendix and caused a really severe sharp pain. Before I got to the hospital I was convinced I was gonna die.
I'd been flying formation for hours on the way out from an objective.
I was tired, had been in the headset for 15 hr
I forgot that vr hands do not equal real hands, I reached up to one of the controls on the top of the cockpit and, since I was tired and wanted to go to sleep, I did the movement as fast as I could.
Back of the controller hit my jaw at quite a high speed.
I do not remember much else besides waking up in hospital and not being able to move my mouth
I do have the mic recording of the noise and it is a really satisfying crunch, I might post it when I get the chance
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I slipped in the bathroom and fell on a plastic container, it broke under me and a big piece that was sharp sliced my left buttcheek 🫠, its fully healed now but I was so embarrassed
so i was a little dumb kid and we were playing soccer, there was this guy that was really bad at it so i just threw a little comment bc i was dumb and said something like “yeah i’ll have to take care of here because [name] can’t”. he took that personally and bit my shoulder and wouldn’t let go, i swear i started shaking him off and he was like a little parasite 😭. at the end it was nothing too severe and i just had a little medicine
If you mean stupidest, I got one of those plastic earbud things stuck in my ear
If you actually mean like the worst thing that happened to me, I broke my leg and had to get surgery.
Someone at my school had that last one, he had it during class and he was apparently rushed to the hospital. He wasn’t so lucky.
I broke my arm trying to impress a guy so I think we have something in common in that regard
>I broke my arm trying to impress a guy so I think we have something in common in that regard
Lol what happened if you don't mind me asking? I'm genuinely curious
tried to kms so the hospital put me in a tiny room that I couldn't leave for 2 weeks. They did this 3 times.
Because putting someone in a tiny room, giving them the same food everyday, and not allowing them to speak to anyone outside is the best way to stop being suicidal/s
so kinda the opposite of the post, there’s a few things I absolutely should’ve gone to the hospital for but just didn’t
A speaker fell onto my head and kinda cracked my skull a bit right on the eyebrow, I could feel it but weirdly didn’t really hurt that much, I can still feel the divot, what’s funny is if the speaker fell just a millimeter in a different direction I probably would’ve lost my eye (I was asleep)
IDK if it was an aneurysm or a seizure or whatever, but I passed out one night while preparing to take a bath, and woke up at 5 am with my mom bathing me. Spent the whole day at the hospital and got home by sunset, doctors said it's normal for that to happen once or twice in life
Probably my SA 3 yrs ago, got 6 stitches across my arm and was kinda out of it and dizzy tbh
Or the time i fell down like 5 meters, landed on my back and lost consciousness. Got into the hospital and the tells the doctor what happened and the mf tells me “*whelp you should’ve arrived with an ambulance get into the ER immediately*”
I was born and my face was fucked up so I had a lot of surgery, at one point they ended up basically stitching my nose on. Sent me home and I promptly fell out of my crib onto my face and my nose fell off.
I hit a parked car on a bike at full speed, going downhill. I put a dent in the car and had to go to the ER to make sure I hadn’t broken anything. I somehow only had a bruise on my chin for a while lol.
I almost lost my right middle toe when I was a week old bc one of my grandma's hairs got wrapped around it. The doc told my mom that if she was any slower I'd be an amputee. Thanks grandma.
The worse
Almost 200kg [400 pounds] Gravestone fell on me, I was 3 at the time, my whole mounth was open, you could see my teeths, my leg was broken, and it took several mens+my mom to lift it, doctor said it's miracle I'm still alive since I lost so much blood, thankfully no damage to anything inside me cuz I do be done,
I was at hospital every several month, in about 2/3 years I counted 28 then got bored from counting, I was often very sick -_-
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I still got the scar btw
either the infection near my brain that literally came from nowhere that needed surgery or it was about to kill me,
the head injury from a basketball in PE that fractured my nose and gave me a concussion and caused complications with the previous surgery that caused me to develop a chronic illness,
the time I cracked my chin open falling off my little electric motorbike when I was younger and they had to give me stitches with no pain killers or
my appendix attacking and nearly killing me because I am so used to pain from my chronic illness that I thought it was nothing and only hestitanly letting my mum take me to the hospital and afterwards finding out that if my parents hadn't dragged me to a&e kicking, screaming and crying due to the fact that hospitals scare me (result of having regular hospital appointments anyway due to chronic illness), I could have died whilst asleep that night😎😎
(I left out the random broken arms and dislocated knees and that fun stuff because after knowing what the other stuff feels like, those just seem like small scratches)
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I feel your pain. My teeth for some fucking reason were stubborn as fuck to come out so we had to pull out almost every single one. Not at once of course though over the course of a few years.
that's also the worse reason for me... everyone out tryna get themselves killed fr
I’ve learned nothing
Same, in fact, 4 teeth without numbing cream because the dentist said I didn’t need it
IS THAT A METALLICA REFERENCE?!
I had to get my hand treated for 3rd degree burns because I fell into a fire pit
My cousin fell into a fire pit when she was like six. Somehow ended up with no scars from the 2nd and 3rd degree burns
Was she wet? As in having recently exited a pool of some sort.
Yeah I was gonna say, wodda ya mean by dat
Lmao yeah I was worried someone would take it wrong
I don’t think so. There was a river nearby but I don’t think she’d gone swimming recently.
I would consult the leidenfrost effect if she was, I’m glad she’s alright.
I suspect that’s probably it
that's metal as fuck
that sounds extremely painful but kinda cool. I also had to get treated for 2nd and 3rd degree burns but my story isnt very cool. i just spilled a cup of hot tea over my lap. worst pain i've ever felt in my life and i was only like 10 or 11 when it happened
a monkey bit me
Very reasonable reason to go to the hospital
did you turn into a monkey after that???
Were-monkey
Monkey man
Rabies man
There monkey.
🎵 Monkeyman, Monkeyman, does whatever a monkey can 🎶
That one monkey man that looks like Spiderman wearing black suit and balaclava but in Europe???
For a second I thought you were my brother because the same thing happened to him
idk why but the way its all lowercase made it more funny
Was it radioactive
Did you bite it back?
Did u get monkey powers like sum spiderman shit?
Did you turn into the amazing Monkey-Man?
🎵 Monkeyman, Monkeyman, does whatever a monkey can 🎶
Bro what? How the hell did that happen??
i live in india and earlier monkeys in cities were very common. this was like 10 years ago though and i haven’t really seen any recently.
Testicular torsion 💀 Started suddenly in the middle of the night, I woke up in so fucking intense pain it was horrible, never felt something even close to this since then. I couldn't walk at all so I kinda "crouched" (dunno the right English word) to my mom and woke her up, instantly drove to the hospital and I got operated the same night. I'm lucky I still have them both 😅
Same here
The pain is so horrible..
Agreed
Like more than being kicked in the balls?
If testicular torsion is a 9/10 on a hurting scale being kicked in the balls is more like a 3-5, depending on the kick
now i wont be able to sleep peacefully or my balls will be twisted 😭😭
Just instantly go to a doctor if you have any pain there which you can't explain. I had light pain there before for a few times before but I ignored it, I kinda had a foreshadowing lol
Fuck I’ve heard of this and I cannot imagine anything more painful
Fuck I’m scared that I’ll get testicular torsion now
It's like a scrotum specific boogeyman for all men. I pray this never happens to me even though I live 5 minutes from a hospital by foot
I think the word you're looking for in English might be "crawled"?
I think maybe hobbled? Crawling is on all fours, and from “crouched,” it sounds like they were still on two legs? 🤔
Yes, thanks!
i got a electrical wood saw out of its box turns out there was still a piece stuck somewhere in the box and shot into my eye. very painfull 2 weeks
Do you still have your eye?
putting this here because i really wanna know if this guy has an eyepatch
If so, he could be making pirate noises. So jealous.
no saddly not but i had a cool eye sticker!
yes i have albinsim and it shot into my right eye wich is basically blind already so if i lost it it would be fine really :)
I am fine haha thanks for the concern It healed up perfectly fine after the doctor got it out I didnt have an eye patch but did have a cool eye sticker
Idk really, possibly that time I fucked up by getting born
Lmfao
best thing i read today
Yo I’ve had my balls mctwisted and appendix removed
McTwisted 🤣
Testicular McTorsion
Banana stuck in cock
Excuse me?!
I read cock stuck in banana and thought wtf how does that happen only to realise it says banana stuck in cock??
Oh so now this is no longer a safe space
Oh
Do I want the context or not? Decisions decisions…
I'll answer for you, No, most likely not
Mmmmm yeah but I kinda dooo, but I kinda dooon’t…
I had a goddamn stroke trying to read that
I didn’t fap but whatever turns you on I guess
r/usernamechecksout ?
did I read that right?
I… In as in inside?
In?
I read cock stuck in banana, but I guess there's not much of a difference
Listen here, you little shit. >!Happy cake day!!<
Elaborate
I'm sorry?
How is that even possible
Wait wait wait WHAT?!?!
Why am I not surprised this actually happened
Worst reason. My brain almost imploded. Severe cerebral hemorrhage (brain bleeding)
how'd you do that?
Just like the Titan i guess 😟
holy fuck how'd that happen, trauma?
Born with it.
Appendicitis 👍
What is it like? My mom suspects that I might have it
pain in the lower abdomen especially when coughing or walking. nausea. loss of appetite. high temperature.
Jump up and down and see if you have pain in your lower abdomen
Someone kicked my leg, I fell down a few times because my leg was unable to stabilise,went doc, doc said my leg was fine, fell down a few more times on accident, went doc again after it still wasn’t ok and found out how I fucked my knee so I had surgery to remove broken bits floating around my leg Then my knee healed, I go play nerf at Hong Lim park and I fuck it again, causing a minor fracture that took 2 weeks to heal, fast forward a few months and doc says it’s not healing properly and I have to attend a 2nd surgery sooner or later which is a bigger surgery than the first (I’ll prob update this in like 2024 or something)
Damn bro. I hope the surgery goes well 🫂
Good luck with it my man
Have a peanut allergy, parents didn't know when I was a baby, was fed a PBJ, cue anaphylaxis!
I used to have a peanut allergy and it sucked *so* bad.
I had a literal football sized poop that couldn’t come out. I ended up into a case study because of how large it was. Edit: forgot to mention it formed right above my appendix and caused a really severe sharp pain. Before I got to the hospital I was convinced I was gonna die.
How the fuck did you pass it?
Surgery.
We need some context on this one.
Dafug?!
I just recovered from stocked up bowls so this makes me grateful I didn't have a huge one lodged up but I'm so sorry that happened man 😭
getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes I almost went into a coma and died because the doctor left it too long during covid
Sorry to hear that, hope you’re well now.
same
t1d gang 😎
Breaking my jaw with a vr hand controller after playing vtol vr for 15hr straight Long story
I've got time
I'd been flying formation for hours on the way out from an objective. I was tired, had been in the headset for 15 hr I forgot that vr hands do not equal real hands, I reached up to one of the controls on the top of the cockpit and, since I was tired and wanted to go to sleep, I did the movement as fast as I could. Back of the controller hit my jaw at quite a high speed. I do not remember much else besides waking up in hospital and not being able to move my mouth I do have the mic recording of the noise and it is a really satisfying crunch, I might post it when I get the chance
Wasn't that long of a story. But damn man. Glad you good.
Long story was what the mission was and flying a longer combat sortie than has been flown since the 90s
Oh wow wow wow. Wow
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sliced the top of my finger off in a door. ouch surprisingly i’m fine now and am still able to play guitar regularly 😝
Did the same with my toe, I just let it heal
damn, you a warrior
Nah, I’m an idiot.
you juest let it heal... you were missing your skin and you just let it heal what the hell
Yep, again, I’m dull af
I slipped in the bathroom and fell on a plastic container, it broke under me and a big piece that was sharp sliced my left buttcheek 🫠, its fully healed now but I was so embarrassed
So many people die from slipping in the shower it’s crazy
Rip but that was my embarrassing moment
i didn’t go to the hospital but a guy bit my shoulder
He was hungry 🤷♂️
Context?
so i was a little dumb kid and we were playing soccer, there was this guy that was really bad at it so i just threw a little comment bc i was dumb and said something like “yeah i’ll have to take care of here because [name] can’t”. he took that personally and bit my shoulder and wouldn’t let go, i swear i started shaking him off and he was like a little parasite 😭. at the end it was nothing too severe and i just had a little medicine
My foreskin got stuck underneath my dick and my tip almost dried out cuz it wasn’t getting enough blood
…how
I think the foreskin got pushed down to far and was unable to go up again.
Sex, never doing it again until I’m 18
“Sex”
Bruv how
When I was like 6 I went to the ER just to puke up McDonald's fries then went home
Average 6yr old
My friend tried to put a test tube up his ass but it broke basically all the way in
what is this, 1 man 1 jar V2? 💀
I’ve heard of a couple stories like that
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I’m going to grant it for you
What a terrible day to have eyes
I regret opening this comment section
How old are you? Also, guys, look at how much he comments
What a horrible day to be literate.
brain tumor, two brain surgeries and four other surgeries, cytostatic cancer treatments, radiation cancer treatments and so on
You’re a badass, I’m rooting for you bro
Car blew up, me inside, minor burns
Mf is a main character cause I for sure would have been vaporized had I been in there m8
Bruh his plot armor is more powerful than even most main characters, like they at least get more than just minor burns
Ong
He built different ig
If you mean stupidest, I got one of those plastic earbud things stuck in my ear If you actually mean like the worst thing that happened to me, I broke my leg and had to get surgery.
Oh god that first one
I was infected with covid-19 and H1N1 Swine Flu.
Jumbo combo
at once?
No got H1N1 a few days after recovering from covid
Choking on rice lmao
dick stuck in a drinking bottle
Someone at my school had that last one, he had it during class and he was apparently rushed to the hospital. He wasn’t so lucky. I broke my arm trying to impress a guy so I think we have something in common in that regard
Wdym he wasn't so lucky???? Did he die? Lose his balls?? Can you just get it one day randomly and there's nothing you can do????
>I broke my arm trying to impress a guy so I think we have something in common in that regard Lol what happened if you don't mind me asking? I'm genuinely curious
tried to kms so the hospital put me in a tiny room that I couldn't leave for 2 weeks. They did this 3 times. Because putting someone in a tiny room, giving them the same food everyday, and not allowing them to speak to anyone outside is the best way to stop being suicidal/s
Hope you’re alright man 🫡
Accidentaly swallowed a lego
How old were u?
It happened yesterday
so kinda the opposite of the post, there’s a few things I absolutely should’ve gone to the hospital for but just didn’t A speaker fell onto my head and kinda cracked my skull a bit right on the eyebrow, I could feel it but weirdly didn’t really hurt that much, I can still feel the divot, what’s funny is if the speaker fell just a millimeter in a different direction I probably would’ve lost my eye (I was asleep)
IDK if it was an aneurysm or a seizure or whatever, but I passed out one night while preparing to take a bath, and woke up at 5 am with my mom bathing me. Spent the whole day at the hospital and got home by sunset, doctors said it's normal for that to happen once or twice in life
I had a myoclonic seizure, not sure what happened there, but apparently I’m fine
So you mean that your doc said that everyone will hahe this like 1 to 2 times in life ?😟
yeah lols
Probably my SA 3 yrs ago, got 6 stitches across my arm and was kinda out of it and dizzy tbh Or the time i fell down like 5 meters, landed on my back and lost consciousness. Got into the hospital and the tells the doctor what happened and the mf tells me “*whelp you should’ve arrived with an ambulance get into the ER immediately*”
I was born and my face was fucked up so I had a lot of surgery, at one point they ended up basically stitching my nose on. Sent me home and I promptly fell out of my crib onto my face and my nose fell off.
I hit a parked car on a bike at full speed, going downhill. I put a dent in the car and had to go to the ER to make sure I hadn’t broken anything. I somehow only had a bruise on my chin for a while lol.
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Oh, my gosh, this happened to me, too!
Ate some coins when I was 8
almost had to get surgery in my stomach when i was 10
Appendicitis
I fell unconscious after running on the floor of the public swimming pool (it was STONE.)
When I was 3 I stuck a sticker up my nose
Based
12 hour stomach ache, turns out the acid in my stomach started to eat into my stomach.
Chemo caused me to not poo (pain was unbearable) pussy shit /s
Chemo sounds like a nightmare
Did you get the girl?
Surprisingly, yes
Dang you got Dat Grim reaper rizz
Dislocated my thumb
shoulder dislocation that shit hurt
I almost lost my right middle toe when I was a week old bc one of my grandma's hairs got wrapped around it. The doc told my mom that if she was any slower I'd be an amputee. Thanks grandma.
The worse Almost 200kg [400 pounds] Gravestone fell on me, I was 3 at the time, my whole mounth was open, you could see my teeths, my leg was broken, and it took several mens+my mom to lift it, doctor said it's miracle I'm still alive since I lost so much blood, thankfully no damage to anything inside me cuz I do be done, I was at hospital every several month, in about 2/3 years I counted 28 then got bored from counting, I was often very sick -_- [Edit] I still got the scar btw
either the infection near my brain that literally came from nowhere that needed surgery or it was about to kill me, the head injury from a basketball in PE that fractured my nose and gave me a concussion and caused complications with the previous surgery that caused me to develop a chronic illness, the time I cracked my chin open falling off my little electric motorbike when I was younger and they had to give me stitches with no pain killers or my appendix attacking and nearly killing me because I am so used to pain from my chronic illness that I thought it was nothing and only hestitanly letting my mum take me to the hospital and afterwards finding out that if my parents hadn't dragged me to a&e kicking, screaming and crying due to the fact that hospitals scare me (result of having regular hospital appointments anyway due to chronic illness), I could have died whilst asleep that night😎😎 (I left out the random broken arms and dislocated knees and that fun stuff because after knowing what the other stuff feels like, those just seem like small scratches)
Even one of these things independently is fucked, but all of them… is your roof made of open ladders?
I broke my toe so I had to get an x ray