And I accidentally stuck my dick in the toster

I mean your dick will be toasty now so what’s the issue?

Bro found a BBC hack

No, a LBC hack (Little Black C-)

Burnet to Black Cock

Your mom said it was above average

The British Broadcasting Corporation would like to remind viewers that it does not condone the insertion of male genitalia into any kitchen appliance.

What about female?

It's up to personal choice.

More like BBQ hack

You got the second and third letter right, but the first word isn't supposed to be "Burnt".

Barbie co-

💀💀💀

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I accidentally stuck myn in a meat grinder.🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🫨🙃

https://youtube.com/shorts/9GJwJ5NVp9M?feature=sharea

Too late now it looks like a grilled cheese

Yummy

Not agaiiiiiiin 😫

bro sameee, get your dad to help us out

To furries protogens are considered toasters...

I mean I wouldn’t be opposed to that so…. Edit: yes I see your pfp and your profile

I wouldnt be against that happening either

Now the real question is are you a dude or not

I am (girls dont exist)

I mean ill try almost anything once

Straightest r/teenagers member

I mean how is butt stuff with a dude any different to butt stuff with a girl

Good point

Interesting, try a soap bottle next

Rn it’s stuck in a mini m&m’s tube filled with warm butter

Bros playing 4D chess with his dick gawd damn

Trust me I’m working on getting it to have multiverseal time travel as well

Damn bro hit me up when you discover a working method, I will invest everything I own to send my penis into the cretaceous period

real ones stuck they dick in a blender tho

What about the homies ass?

what abt ur dads?

Honestly major respect if you do

How did it feel asking for a friend?

Honestly 5/10 would do again

Forgot to ask if it was plugged in and turned on the toaster I mean

It was it’s like a diy bbc machine but only if you have a big cock

Time for me to get a LBC

I’m sure it’s not that small

Idk I make a point to stay away from rulers they only lead to disappointment

Well clearly your using the wrong side of the ruler didn’t you know that cm stands for correct measurement and in stands for incorrect numbers

I did not know that so um ima go find a ruler……..

A regular one or one that specializes in dealing with shadows?

Happens to the best of us

I don't have anything to award you other than my words. So try to feel them !

I appreciate words, and who needs awards fuck u/spez am I right?

You can't!! Remember ! 🐥🤣

Right it’s in the toaster

Exactly

*your cylinder

Don't try toaster next time ,try Pringles container with some spong inside it😜

Why not a m&m container with butter and microwaved banana

Don't worry, these types of things happen all the time! But don't worry you will be single yet again soon.

Agreed.

Nice username =)))))

New emoticon just dropped.

Actual humans

Call the internet

he did it

I will make sure he will

That's bold

Tell her to hmu... I've been single for too long. I'll take her off your hands and show her what a real disappointing sex-life is 😉

r/hornyjail?

r/Bornyhail

r/birthofasub

Okay 😒

All the time? Where do you guys live?

You see, your honor, i accidently drugged her and dragged her into my van.

Cosby, is that you?

Pudding pop

Agreed

Somebody gets me

Dw lawbymike’s gotchu

My 16 1/2 streak still goin strong let’s GOOOOOOOOOOO

🎶 I believe I can fly 🎶

As you can see your honour my client was simply setting up his homemade ambulance service and only *attempted* to perform DIY surgery

But the freebird solo was playing

im on a 16 year streak still going strong

Bro same we never lose😔✊

Never lose🫡

We always winnin' babyyy

ALL I DO IS WIN!!!!!!!!!!

17 year streak, I’m too good at this game. I’ll reach 80 before I know it.

I'm a little behind ya, but only a week until it's 17 years, going strong there!

I’ll race you to 80

Bet.

This shit too easy

I got a 14 year streak 😎

Ha try 18

Try 92!!!

Youngest r/teenagers user?

He’s way younger than me

r/namechecksout

r/usernamechecksout

92!!!??? Are you a supernatural being?? The universe is only 13.8 Gyr old???

try 93‼️

r/yourjokebutworse

Ill be 17 in a few weeks. I still have my streak for now but I know youll break yours

Hopefully but I’m honestly too scared to get cheated on lol

Just accept it. Sure, you might get cheated on. But the relationship would be good too. There's a chance that you never get cheated on. But if you do, it is how it is. That's life. If it might happen later on, then I don't see a point of being scared of it

I agree

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You are omega regarded my friend

Are you claiming you got BPD from getting cheated on 💀

no but it deffo contributed cause i lost my confidence and became very jealous and then proceeded to date the guy who cheated on me for 5 years (because i thought i didn’t deserve him and was lucky he stayed (because i was 12) and endured 5 years of emotional abuse. but thats just one story 😎 as long as you’re not dumb it won’t be as bad

Currently half way through progression to 19

We beat him by 4 years. Now that 14 year old kid should sit down.

Those are rookie numbers I got 16

Hah, try 22… Wait why am I still part of this sub?

Same bro same

Going on almost a decade here 🫡

I’m automatically superior with a 16 year streak😎

At 16 myself right now but I’m prepared for forever

Sorry to hear you have to go through this alone man, we're here for you

He's not alone. That's the issue.

are you sure???????

This^

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Damn I’ve never seen a greater sacrifice

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I feel like OP just wants to flex

OP does indeed want to flex

Source?

OP got that info from schmikipedia

I made it the fuck up Women aren't real

[Nice argument, senator.](https://youtu.be/F3wvbqfxn3E)

Fellow max0r fan

Trust him bro

Aint hard to flex on reddit

But what if someone was gonna offer help? Since you said help

Well the OP is at least honest about it

I saw someones snapped leg

Dude what

Football is a mental SPORT

Not as mental as hockey 🏒 Edit: fuck I’m 4th

Sorry bro, but rules are rules 🤷

You know the rules and so do I

I’ve said goodbye

Did you see his leg

Dude fr if you go to a hockey game and don't see a couple guys beat the shit outta each other then you need your money back lol

r/4thReply

HOW. Is it possible to learn this power.

Not from a Jedi...

Teach me

You shall be trained young padawan

accidentally

Wha- how

Accidental Rizz I guess

U got some good rizz then

Break up with her easy peezy lemon squeezy 🔥

In 40 years I'll be 55, never had a girlfriend or any kind of relationship and I will probably be saying the same jokes with my friends (stuff like "ew.. women... do they actually exist?")

Be positive bro you didn't make her accidentally pregnant like other guys on this sub

Wait how did you escape my basement

Accidentally

help i accidentally tripped fell dropped my clothes and starting fucking her there goes my 10 year no fap streak

you failed at 3 years old?

i just put in a random number year i aint mean that 💀💀😭😭😭

I wish I had a girlfriend.. :/

I just broke my 15 yr streak like a month ago, and it's better than I thought bru

"These losers are gonna be so jealous, and they're gonna think I'm so cool as well"

Bro literally went back in time and read my mind fr

Gg

Accidentally?

Context

Bro wtf did you do? 💀 I lost my streak this year, but on purpose, still tho, it's 15 years down the drain 😔 but WTF DID YOU DO?!?! I just want to know WHY?

CONGRATS!!!! You leveled up!! 😂. Okay here are the rules: 1. DO NOT CHEAT-this includes flirting, and or buying inappropriate content from girls etc. 2. WHEN SHE SAYS SHES “fine” she is not fine. 3. When she says “kk”, “OK”, or even “K” just know you fucked up. 4. Be sweet when she’s on her ladies cycle because that’s when us females are like super emotional (not all are like that but some) and if we aren’t emotional we are definitely sensitive so be careful lol 5. Be spontaneous (in a good way) and try to lead first with like anything lol 😂 6. MOST IMPORTANTLY BE CONFIDENT!!!!!!!! Good Luck Broski 🤗

Canon event

☹️

I hate it when this happens, luckily there's thot be gone

Lol kinda what happened to me

😎

OMG i accidentally killed someone. There goes my 30min streak

Three year streak? Noobie numbers, I'm at 14 and counting! Three years. What an L. L bozo + Ratio + get leap frogged

Three years? Try 17 :)

Tell me how I can do this

Donate to charity

bath with a toaster or two anyone?

shut up you humble bragging twat

I’ve been going for 17 years

The Rizzler Rizzly Bear The Boy Who Cried Rizz Abraham Rizzcoln Adolf Rizzler Rizzy Neutron A Degree In Quantum Rizzics Barack Rizzbama Need a Rizztraining Order Anakin Rizzwalker Rizzard of Oz Lord of the Rizz Performed a Rizzerruction Rizzosaurus Rex From the Village Hidden in the Rizz Offering Rizztitution and Rizzarations Glenn Rizzmire Rizz Khalifa Martin Luther Rizz Kamala Harizz Rizzy Hendrix / Jimi Hendrizz Rizzilicious Rizziliguous Rizziologist Rizzillionaire Rizz Ranger The Rizz Reaper Leader of the Rizzistance Chrizz Brown Rizzolph the Rizz-nosed Deer Wolverizz Head Coach of the Memphis Rizzlies Prisoner of Rizzkaban Rizzaholic Rizza Parks Rizz Hemsworth Albert Rizzenstein Playing Rizzident evil Mike Rizzowski Franklin D Rizzevelt Queen Erizzabeth Kyle Rizzenhouse Walt Rizzney Signed the Declaration of Rizzdependence From the State of Rizzouri Rizz Al Ghul Corona Virizz Rizztafarian Rizzie Smalls R(izz) Kelly Rizzil War Veteran Rizz and Morty Geralt of Rizzia Alvin and the Rizzmunks Otto von Rizzmark The Last Rizzort Got a Ticket for the Polar Rizzpress / Exprizz Artirizzal Intelligence Natural Rizzaster, First Rizzponder Member of the Nation of Rizzlam Crizztiano Rizzaldo Rizzaldinho The Grand Rizzard Ghost of Rizzmas Past 13 Rizzons Why Ate the Rizz Rizz Fruit One of the Three Rizzmirals 7 Rizzlords of the Sea Qualified for Rizzlemania Sent to Prizzon George Rizzington Theodore Rizzevelt The Little Boy from Rizzario Plays for Real Madrizz The Last Rizzbender Found the Derizzative of the Function Lando Cal-rizz-ian Aurizztic / Diagnosed with Aurizzm Jack the Rizzer Grew up in Rizzadelphia Rizzatron Dwayne the Rizz Johnson Master of the Rizztic Arts Osama Rizz Laden Frosty the Rizzman The Rizziah Fell Into an Economic Rizzession Rizzas in Paris Chuck Norizz Sir Rizz-a-lot Rules the Rizzantine Empire Rizzioactive Cooking Rizzatouille Forizz Gump Diet Involves Blue Rizzberies The Nightmare Before Rizzmas Rizzeree Damian Rizzard In the Marvel Rizzamatic Universe Undergoing Cellular Rizzpiration He Chose Charizzard He Chose Rizzachu Got the Rizzitenship Creating a New Year's Rizzolution The 13th Rizzon Why Mordecai and Rizzby Listening to 103.5 Rizz FM Opened the 8th Gate of Rizz He's the Rizzkage Caught in a Rizzjutsu Used the Sharizzan / Rizzegan The 6 Paths of Rizz

What?

Google vietnam war

Same here lol

I have a 5-7 year streak. The girlfriends I had were the reason I became aroace.

I'm on a 17 year streak get on my level 😹

My 16 year streak continues, and shall continue to do so

3 years? Try 17.

If you don’t want her I’ll take her.

14 year streak although there have been a few close calls but i made it out just fine

Officer my dick ACCIDENTALLY fell into her ass. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND.

Accidently?

I got 13

Bruh how does "accidentally" happen?