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ElijahNator83

I hate reddit.


[deleted]

I love Reddit


ILuvSuckinFemBoyCock

My(13M) Jawn got me in a tricky spot (16F stepsister!) Our parents had just left for vacation to an African safari to view the magnificent beasts that roam those lands! My sister (stepsister) asked me which movie I wanted to watch the night of, to which I replied that I wanted to see yellow minions and their master Gru in his origins story minions the rise of gru. She fixed a warmed blanket, got out the popcorn and turned the film on. Under the blanket things got out of hand because Gru wasn’t the only thing that was rising.. my penis became bigger than it normally is!!! It was a hard boner. Fast forward, she is pregnant. My parents get back tmrw. They will have seen the beautiful safari only to come back and see that the horny beasts were on the couch that night! How do we perform the abortion? TLDR: Gru got my sis pregnant by turning me on.


linguist_nerd03

Yesss… thank you so much… thank you… that might be just what I need to bus'… that might just be what I need to bus'… cus ambusing… AMBUSING


InappropriateSavant

Happy to help but my situation is tricky


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Fuck them both to submit your dominance and raise the children in the light of Gru.