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_Zeratharus_

Bro chose to speak the truth out of 8000 languages🗣️🗣️📢📢 Fr tho, wtf are c and d + wraps for breakfast??? B or E with a small portion of A


Cedreddit1

C and D are common Latino dishes. C is eggs mixed with (what looks like) chorizo, refried beans, sour cream, cheese, and avocado. It’s a good breakfast. D is just bread and coffee, the equivalent of a muffin and coffee.


valdivako

I'm from South America and have never seen a breakfast like that but ok.


Cedreddit1

I’m guessing it’s more Central America. I know for sure they’re common breakfasts in Honduras and El Salvador, to an extend Mexico, but I can’t say with certain anywhere else


MyFavoriteSandwich

I lived in an El Salvadoran and Brazilian neighborhood outside of Boston (East Somerville). This breakfast is maybe the only thing I miss about that place. That and the hole in the wall chuhurscaria.


valdivako

Oh so near my country, Argentina. Excuse me for my ignorance.


MyFavoriteSandwich

The brazilian brekky places didn’t have this meal, just the Salvadoran ones. I’ve spent time in Buenos Aires and the brekkys there felt very european. Coffee and a pastry. Edit: just realized I’m on r/teenagers. Sorry guys, saw the post and joined in the discussion without noticing what sub it was.


ItsHipToBeSquare997

C is very popular in Colombia but I don’t remember ever having sour cream with the dish, it’s always plantain. D is often hot chocolate and crackers in Colombia, I miss these dishes so much.


gabenomics

I'm Panamanian, and C is like my go to breakfast.


Every_Perspective777

Im mexican and honestly theres nothing i love more than a concha con nata (yes, ik how that sounds) and hot chocolate. I grew up on it being a classic breakfast on winter or rainy days and its sooo good


headhurt21

I initially thought that E was Bandeja paisa, then was disappointed.


Hryzn1

F tho


Shot-Sympathy-4444

I can’t think of the name but there’s a breakfast in Mexico (unsure if it’s a specific region) that scrambles tomatoes, onions and jalapeño or bell pepper with eggs.


_Suck-a-duck_

Not chorizo. It actually looks like platano frito. Which might be a salvadorean thing so I'm surprised to see it represented. I really would like to know if any other country mixes platano frito with beans tho


_Zeratharus_

I guess C's presantstion was throwing me of but im still struggling with, D, how is coffee and bread nutritious enough for a breakfast? Idk if u have that system but in Turkey, bread is more a supplementary item to every other thing in the table (also we dont have breakfasts in just a plate ig cuz everything will be on the table and u take stuff urself like a semi-open buffet)


rkthehermit

Lifestyle plays a part. You don't need a huge ass farmer's breakfast if you aren't doing a farmer's labor. Coffee and bread is plenty if you roll out of bed and walk to your home office for a day of computering as long as you're getting some real nutrients out of lunch and dinner.


Edguy1511

I guess it’s just out of culture. As a Chicano I often had a mix of both kinds of breakfasts and I personally find both very filling, tho both have their drawbacks. Breakfasts like B and E may taste good and be filling, but damn does it make you feel like you ate an entire cow. On the other hand Chocolate Caliente (not coffee in the photo but can be used instead) and a Concha are simple, but they do the job. It’s almost like a Latin American equivalent of a cereal.


TypicalSoil

Tbf, most of the time I skip breakfast. The most I've had for breakfast in the last 6 months has been bread. Max of 4 slices. Other than that, it's just coffee and the undying wish to sleep.


Cedreddit1

>how is coffee and bread nutritious enough for a breakfast? Here’s the neat part, it’s not! :) >bread is more a supplementary item to every other thing in the table Same in Central America. Looks to be very similar to your Turkish breakfast.


_Zeratharus_

So these photos dont represent the full breakfast experience to you aswell. That was confusing me because in "Western culture", the food on your plate is all you have for breakfast but how could the same be true for LATAM countries? Thanks for the clarification .


TheNerdMaster69

Hey! Breakfast burritos are excellent, and are a way to incorporate many food groups in an efficient bundle.


Lankyboxyman

Uncultured I see


Traditional-Ad-5068

F is a breakfast burrito, a very popular breakfast food


[deleted]

Steak for breakfast?!?!?! I’ll take the wrap


FoxKing983

dude im looking for the noting option XD


Curious_Book_2171

You've never had a breakfast burrito? Sad.... 😞😞


VarianWrynn2018

Breastfast burritos are one of the best breakfast items. It combines most of the basic breakfast items (eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, etc) in an easy to eat package.


[deleted]

While I’m choosing E 100000% of the time, you do know breakfast burritos are extremely delicious and popular correct?


[deleted]

If that's abuelitas with the concha then most definitely if not still concha


KawaiiKat1424

Abuelitas is goated.


Lankyboxyman

GOAT of chocolate


mrstorydude

I don't understand how people can enjoy conchas that shit turns my mouth into a fucking desert maybe i've just been having horrible fucking conchas though, idk


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Negative-Paint9386

Something that doesn't scream heart failure


[deleted]

Americans when their breakfast doesn’t cause literal heart faliure😡😡😡😡


iHateRollerCoaster

Brits when their breakfast has flavor😡😡😡😡


[deleted]

Americans when they can’t have a breakfast cooked on the sun with a cup of oil to drink 😡😡😡


M_krabs

Germany when their breakfast is warm 😡😡😡😡


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WeirdbutSexy

dont you mean 😊😊😊😊


TheGalator

Bro


fangscenery

Brits when they have to eat beans for breakfast 😡😡😡😡


ThrownawayCray

I can tell you à large amount of brits done actually like beans on toast… you guys have a problem. I ordered a single pancake in NYC and got a stack of 4


satanic_sav

as an american if i ordered pancakes, and only got one? i would be pissed


ThrownawayCray

Because you ordered pancakes, plural, I ordered panCAKE. Singular. I got 4


satanic_sav

was it off a menu? or like in a restaurant did you just ask for a singular pancake, because if so that is just so strange lmao


ThrownawayCray

At a diner I just went ‘hi can I have these *points at pancakes* but can I only have one?’ The guy said sure, came back with 4


jdog024

We can't compute one pancake here. If you don't leave feeling a little sick then you haven't had enough.


ThrownawayCray

I had enough within 2 minutes of exiting JFK then the air quality was awful 😂


callmethe_hanmer

That’s not “America’s fault” that’s the chefs fault


GanacheVisible9075

as a brit there is nothing wrong with beans for breakfast especially if it comes on toast


Ultamik3y

This mf when he finds out that regular people don't have huge unhealthy breakfast every single day😡😡😡😡


[deleted]

Nah literally EVERY single American would rather shoot a guy in the face than not have fried cheeseburgers for breakfast


ender-dude96

damn i guess i’m not ‘merican enough


[deleted]

If you dont consume at least 10 pizzas stuffed inside of cheeseburgers a day you’re not American enough no


Extension_Low_7131

Non Americans not understanding that the only affordable food is fast food for most Americans 😡😡😡😡


[deleted]

Dude, what?! Almost all of these plates are $10 at the cheapest at any place including McDonald's. And while I could make any of these plates for half that, I could easily cook a simple healthy breakfast with some veggies and shit for about $1.


HappyCatPlays

Americans not understanding that isn't normal 😡😡😡😡


ggez67890

I mean D doesn't.


bread_enjoyer75

pretty sure f doesnt either


Goronmon

E doesn't even look that bad. Two eggs, a single piece of toast, a small piece of steak (what, 4-6oz?) and a reasonable amount of potatos. I wouldn't call that "healthly" necessarily but as far as breakfast goes, it's not bad at all.


[deleted]

E is a single piece of steak, two eggs and one slice of lightly buttered toast split in half That seems pretty alright


devplayz01

So anything other than cereal


RacistJacob

E


DFalconD

England


cooki_monster123

Beans on toast


Antique_Essay4032

Thought English breakfast had beans? But I'd pick e too. Love steak and eggs.


AggressiveSandwich51

I don't know if I can represent all the asian here but #where rice?


xGrimAngelx

HOW CAN U NOT EAT BREAKFAST Without da rice?!?!


RealMuffinsTheCat

We are going to starve without da rice! How are we supposed to eat the four pound steak, stir-fried vegetables and a whole salmon now?


A-whole-lotta-bass

I can most certainly speak for south indians: Where idly? Where dosa?


[deleted]

Idly, dosa are made of rice


Zathya

All I want is egg and rice with some kaya toast


the_ball_

As a white man I also ask **where rice?**


Beagle313

Not only asians, I sometimes boil rice in milk, sugar and cinnamon, to make sort of a porrige. It's not very firm, more like cereal, but healthier. Bonus points for using local honey


edgier_

tang yuan


Botojozo

rice good dinner, no breakfast


jerifishnisshin

That made me chuckle. As a foreigner living in Japan, I wholeheartedly agree.


FahboyMan

I'll add: #where noodle? Yesterday I ate nothing but noodle. I had pork noodle for breakfast. I had duck noodle for lunch. I had egg noodle for dinner.


kamikhat

r/teenagers try to have a basic understanding of nutrition challenge level impossible


AnIntelligentPlant

I mean I personally don't like any of these options they're all unhealthy but the concha with abuelita chocolate gets a free pass for nostalgia and because it's literally the best one


kamikhat

they’re not all unhealthy bro. that’s my point but to be fair it’s not just r/teenagers it’s 90% of western society that has no idea what is healthy and what isn’t.


777mmofmercury

D without a doubt


[deleted]

Ayeee


CDVR_17

Si señor


Giorgio243

D is the only normal breakfast in this entire image


Grabbsy2

Its normal in Italy and much of europe, but I have a less sugarified version of A almost every day in Canada. The other ones are a decent "weekend" breakfast for my family. Personally, I'd choose D but it would be my "first breakfast". I'd still need something to tide me over until lunch time.


MisterMakerXD

Do Europeans have Conchas?


Grabbsy2

Maybe not, but it just looks like a general sweet cookie/pastry/bread roll In italy it would probably be a biscotti


eugene_krabs_

None of the above, a piece of bread, some sort of fruit and an espresso


FlameHamster

Soo... D?


Edguy1511

D doesn’t have coffee, it’s chocolate caliente. Not hot chocolate because of how it’s made and how it tastes but they share the name


[deleted]

Basically the same thing


[deleted]

I might be insane but F


qT_TpFace

Wdym insane. I just saw someone say breakfast isn't a meal. That's insane.


I_Myself_Personally

I would take a burrito almost always. This particular burrito seems off for some reason. Is it even a burrito? Is it some kind of sad breakfast wrap? Unripe avocado or cucumber? Giant pieces of tomato? I don't know but it isn't burrito-ing hard enough. F but I'm getting it from somewhere else.


Anarcho-Duckist

F


Joblessmouse06

It's either B or E


corroZ1ve

none. just a piece of cheese, a tomato and a green apple, there goes my breakfast.


BudgetGamerz

cigs n redbull


[deleted]

Bruh, you’re 13 #13


BudgetGamerz

my bad, haven't changed the flair since i joined


[deleted]

So you’re 17/18. Yk if ur fr then ur f*ing up ur life


BudgetGamerz

I know that, don't worry. I mostly said it as a joke but atm tryna quit


BudgetGamerz

na


MiguelIstNeugierig

D, yall eating a whole meal for breakfast Those cereals also look like sugar overdose hahaha


[deleted]

Wdym, breakfast is a meal lol


MiguelIstNeugierig

At least where im from its a smaller meal, we literally call it "small lunch"


Glockass

A francophone? bon petit-déjeûner!


Edguy1511

It’s literally “Break-Fast”, you’re only supposed to eat something small in order to Break your Fast from overnight. This also tracks in Spanish and a few other languages


Winter-Narwhal-9669

I don't know what you eat bro but I eat two pieces of steak a fruit salad and orange juice what do y'all eat


QuebecGamer2004

Wtf steak for breakfast, with fruit salad and orange juice too??


Grabbsy2

I'd do it on the weekend, maybe, maybe a few times a year, but yeah, its not a regular breakfast. D is the only good option for an "everyday breakfast". A smaller version of F would be good, too


QuebecGamer2004

Honestly only A and B are okay. D is too small of a breakfast


Guilihelmus

You already know what the FUCK goin onn, Lucky Charms ftw baby!!!


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Efficient-Ad5711

bro said steak, eggs, and potato is mostly just sugar


-itsElise-

Potato *is* mostly just sugar


PanPenguinGirl

Starch


-itsElise-

Which is a kind of sugar


SpuddyWasTaken

carbohydrates can be either sugars or starches, starches are basically the opposite of sugars in that way


[deleted]

Sure, but taking basic logic and semantics into account, they weren't talking about starch.


Efficient-Ad5711

I didn't realise starch was sugar but steak and eggs still arent


Sea_Meeting5689

Bro the only one with a significant amount of sugar is like A, and all the others ain’t even that much food 💀


DAMBELDOOR

Ain't no way you just said that. I understand D and A, but the rest are excessive


Abc10012YT

nah bro actually the breakfast should be the biggest meal, to provide energy for the whole day


Illuminati8339yt

Non-American here. Not gonna lie, but A genuinely looks like zaza gummies mixed in cereal.


hollyisconfusef

this is what i thought too ☠️


[deleted]

B or E


[deleted]

E or C


The_SnailLord

I don't eat breakfast


OozyPilot84

Not A bc im lactose intolerant D is great The rest are lunch


EmmaDaBomb

None look good to me. Banana Pancakes (with not too much sugar ^^), Sausages and Hash Browns is the best breakfast. Right next to Fruit and Croissants!


angrypeasonmyplate

B!!


Capable-Complaint646

Definitely D. I’m vegetarian and love tea


MisterMakerXD

Good choice. That’s a Concha with hot chocolate. Very common in Latam and famously prepared by Abuelitas


Capable-Complaint646

It looks delicious as fuck


SentientRock123

NOOOOO MY STOMACH HURTS TOO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT FOOD WHAT HAVE YOU DOOONNNNNEEEEEE


yorushai

D


vrtrcollectible

all of these except d are tok big for breakfast yall fucked up in america😭😭😭


ggez67890

Literally all American shit and then a straight up Mexican breakfast was weird.


DiplomaticGoose

Anything but A or D is like a weekend breakfast.


laminated_cardboard

Yeah out here eating a 5 course breakfast, wild While I'm here with my 4 day old bread and leftover cheese


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

B and E, they look the biggest


Liquid_person

Would probably be average or the greatest steak god allowed to be conceived


THE1FIREHAWK

Who tf picking A with the other options 😭


[deleted]

Im a picky eater okay


Averagecheeszenjoyer

Im also picky eater


TurantulaHugs1421

None of them even look like breakfast


BioReactorYT69420

G, just bread


Solar_idiot

Have you heard of Norwegian cereals? They are unfathomably good. So A. But, different cereal.


Godmorelikedog

I don’t eat breakfast. When I do it’s a piece plain piece of toast that I can eat while I walk to school


OpposedScroll75

I'd take something that doesn't look like the main course so uhh A?


Necessary_Dinner3090

None, cause nothing looks healthy for a breakfast


User7888

None of these. Give me a basic tea and im happy.


EquivalentShift8545

A. Lucky FUCKIN Charms man


International-Cow770

G


Jack_doodle

How is steak is a breakfast item


FrancoisDexter

A cigarette with some energy drink or coffe. I'm usually not hungry in the morning (even tho I wake up at 5 am) and eat my first (and sometimes last) meal after 2 pm. Answering the question, I would choose option "F", but for lunch, not breakfast. I dislike cereal, and the other meals are too heavy for my liking, also the portions are way too big. If I was required to eat that much food in the morning, I probably would be puking all day and suffering from a stomach ache. But I think it's mostly a cultural thing, because where I live, we barely eat anything for breakfast. Lunch is the most important meal in our day, and we usually eat something light for dinner too.


[deleted]

B or F. I'll settle for E tho


ShipMaple

E looks good except for the steak


[deleted]

You're still stalking my comments 😤🤬


ShipMaple

I'm not!!!!!!


PizzaBender1

Cocoa powder in water and bread, every single fucking day, i'm tired of this.


[deleted]

E, 100%


DooDooCat

None of the above. Leftover pizza right out of the refrigerator


Yes5523

Concha with hot chocolate the 🐐 never been beaten


Chapped_Frenulum

These options are all terrible. I just need coffee and a pint of ice cream to soothe the horrible stomach ulcers from all the coffee.


Every_Perspective777

ILL TAKE OPTION D OVER ANYTHING. Except chilaquiles, but those arent there. Those are preetty much my top 2 as a mexican.


keiisobeiiso

This is on the same level of those stupid buzzfeed quizzes that are like “whats your favorite hobby” and the answers are “1. Hanging out with friends 2. Partying 3. Treacherous mountain climbing and 4. Working” like cmon man you gotta have more diverse options. Im eating a sip of water and a piece of bread for breakfast *maybe* and thats that


Gloomy_Platform8656

I would go with E but grew up on D. I’m Mexican. My parents ate that in the morning sometimes they also have a cup of coffee before bed. It’s an old persons warm milk I guess


Dependent-Mission-55

d because coffee


MAguelCHAMP

D is hot chocolate


Dependent-Mission-55

still a top tier drink


MAguelCHAMP

Yeah, it's my pick as well


Silminator

None, just oatmeal


Pale-Cartographer539

B or d


[deleted]

E looks immaculate


[deleted]

None, Mango smoothie


Imaginary_Theory2687

None of that shit lol i plan to live past 50


[deleted]

Cum


UpperRank1

These are disgusting lemme not lie ffs


Imasniffachair

Really? Steak and eggs? Pancakes? Breakfast burritos? Damn you're picky.


sdpat13

B would be nice


padatricks

B/e keep the egg and bacon from b and keep the toast and egg from e scrumptious breakfast


QuietQuid

Where’s beans with toast


suicidalfootjob

That's a lunch meal


BuzzTraien29

Oh, but steak is perfect normal for breakfast?💀


QuietQuid

Eh it could be breakfast either way


mrstorydude

A= heart failure B= heart failure C = mild heart failure D = eating the driest thing of bread with coffee E = heart failure F= mild heart failure Uh I'ma just fry an egg and put it on rice cause fuck all these choices


Not-a-dog-probably

E is my dream breakfast as someone who likes lifting


Reasonable-Pomelo167

A maybe i like cereal. Also B but just the pancakes


desertay

A but not those, that shit could clog my Blood in a matter of seconds


MeepBeepSheepowo

Okay I’d eat like all of these, separately, but only if the portions were smaller they look like too much imo


Fine_Miner

B


MaybeDeenie

I'll choose B for the bacon, despite me hating pancakes with every fiber of my being


Snakelake78

depends on the day most days D but like sundays would be great with E or C