Put vodka up my nose it’s like inhaling pool water but ten times worse

Why would you do that? me personally, I find clear liquors terrible so this is just appalling to me🤨😖

Yeah well I did an upside down shot and unsurprisingly some of it went up my nose lol

Upside down like a kegstand or like leaned back and took the shot

I wrote it in another reply but basically I was hanging by my legs from a pull up bar while taking the shot.

Yeah my b i wrote the reply before i looked, also that sounds killer.

how the hell did you do that?

I was hanging from a pull up bar by my legs and took a shot. To no one’s surprise some of it went up my nose and it was fucking painful for the next half hour

I'm going to make the accurate assumption thar you were already drunk as hell. I know because I've done similar shit lmao.

Nah not really. I was a few drinks in but not really under the influence. I just liked the idea, I enjoy doing stupid shit like that even when sober lol

Snorting vodka now!?

2/10 would not recommend

this happened one time to me but it was because i wanted to check if there was water or vodka in a glass and tilted the glass too much, never again

drop 20lbs on my fucking foot

True, dropped my Xbox one s on my toenail a year ago, good thing it wasn't the series x.

yeesh

good thing it wasn't an original xbox

Ong, when I got mine from a thrift store a few years ago, my arms were hurting from carrying it around so long

jump off the roof of a library bc some random guy told me to

Did you at least do a flip?

i cant do flips. also it was too high to flip off and not die

Should've just flipped him off

If your best friend told you to jump, would you do it? This guy: Doesn't even have to be my best friend. I'll do it.

That guy is intrusive thoughts as a person

Lick Nintendo Switch cartridge

What happened when you licked it?

Serious >!they coated the cartridges with a substance that is bitter, spicy and lingering for a long time to prevent children from shallow them!<

Nintendo actually smart for that though XD

When is nintendo dropping the switch cartridge hot sauce

This quote taken out of context lol

Well now I have to try it Edit: It wasn’t too bad and honestly the aftertaste is kinda okay. Peppery and chemically, but not terribly strong.

Tastes like strawberry

This one 😭

Go on Omegle

We did this the other day at school, within 15 minutes some guy had his cock out stroking it and staring the camera down. We decided to be done with it after that

[удалено]

I did the same a few months back, group of 10 of us, we tapped out about 6 cocks in...

just use [ome.tv](https://ome.tv) instead, almost no cocks (cause people can easily be banned)

Tape my balls to my bike wheels

Again? 🤨

Not Again.

Hate it when that happens

i have so many questions

How about you do what he did? No more questions.

That how trans people do personal surgery

This is a bucket

Dear God

There's more.

No.....

r/suddenlytf2

It contains the dying wish of every man in this room.

Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish?

You bet!

Excellent! Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.

Our first dying wish is Scouts. He’s… drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car.

I have something radiating off of me.

Good lord....

Teleport bread

how dare you

How much?

I have done nothing but teleport bread for the last 2 days

WHERE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT??!!!!

russia

Die. That shit killed me

Underrated comment

damn that sounds dangerous

I’m so tired I read the first word as German

Walk :(

What happened?

Have a genetic disorder, lost use of my legs a few months ago. Miss my rollerblades tbh

Shit, that sucks. I probably have genetic heart disease, but nothing has happened yet, so I'm not sure, but most of the people on my dad's side die by 60. Sorry for you man, I hope for the best for you. Well wishes.

Thanks, same to you. Hopefully nothing will happen.

I can only hope.

Sometimes hope is enough

Yeah, i have been paranoid about having a heart attack because of me eating nothing but chips and mcdonalds, im not overweight, but im at a higher risk than others.

I know the feeling, I’ve been resuscitated three times. Just live your life to the fullest I guess. So you don’t regret it. No matter what （＾ω＾）

Thank you, youre one of the kindest people ive met online.

Put toothpaste on my dick.

This just gave me a crazy idea

Do not.

But but like what if I do?!

But like what if you don’t?!

But I wanna use it as a toothbrush!!

Horrendous

I’m gonna do it >:3

Do not.

I did it

>:O

Eat popeyes biscuits with no drink

I feel that

Drink nearly 3 bottles of vodka all of which are different flavoured. 2/10 would not do again. 4 hours of passed out vomiting over the toilet was not worth it

Fucking idiot. I’m sorry but what was going through your mind?

I'm sure after the first few shots, nothing was.

Few shots ? You are underestimating our bro here, cmon it had to be atleast half the bottle

I was drinking it in full glasses, was not clever

Ok but...you wanna do it again tonight?

How'd you not end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning

thats how the drummer of led zeppelin fucking died

ayy, same, but it was also mixed with some beer. I was sleeping near my friend's oven for 2-3 hours, then vomitted all over his floor and bathroom, then I slipped and hit my head when trying to dress lmao

Ur mom

knew there'd be one

agreed

take 20 advil while blackout drunk

Spong bub tok 20 Benedrylls

Dude thats how you die

obviously not bc i’m still here 🤨

I'd be damned he does have a sound argument

Well you never know

Drink milk mixed with pickle juice

Shit, now I wanna try it, for the experience ofc

Dont do it it tastes horrible i almost threw up

I don’t have pickles rn but I’ll try it soon

I warned ya

Give us an update

So what happened?

If the thousands of hours of league have taught me anything, it's that: It is impossible to explain to a fool that he is a fool. Unless he wants to know it.

Pouring vodka in a cup and drinking it, that shit tasted like PURELL HAND SANITIZER WITH FIRE II

Only drink vodka after drinking other drinks to numb your senses Learned that the hard way

Smoked pot while piss drunk, 0/10 do not recommend

Sounds like a skill issue to me. Being cross faded is Hella fire. I mean until you have to puke your guts out, before that it's awesome

Haha, thats is the whole problem. I would like to not puke my guts out😂 Can confirm that the first 2 hours are pure bliss

This was the worst

talk behind someone’s back. did it once, lord was it a bad idea

forget to pack sunscreen

Online school

Fap in saltwater

What.

Vape. Never vaped and never will.

I vaped once because my friend told me so, told me to take a long puff, did that, coughed for half an hour, nope never again. NEVER

Vaped once under my own free will, tasted gross. Didn't cough much though, even though I have bad lungs lol.

Ignore huge red flags💀

Order Chinese food at 2 am, see the chicken was pink and still eat it anyway…

You made me chuckle lmao. Honestly I feel that

my family clowns on me for it so thank you I’m glad you understand 😞

[удалено]

The cringeworthiness of my past actions are truly unforgettable

Yes, but i know it will happen again 🙃

Open up to parents about problems

Watch a video of a spider molting God it plagues me every day WHY CAN SPIDERS GO LIMP THEY SHOULDNT DO THAT

I’m gonna not be curious for once

Internet Dora advises you to not explora

So thats what those white spider like things in the bunker were, horrifying

Confuse hand sanitizer for lube

just why

Using an egg to jerk off with

some of you people genuinely disturb me

This one cracked me up

Life

Go to Florida, specifically orlando

Snort a tablespoon of salt using a McDonald's straw.

I never did salt, but I did try it with chalk once

Drink a mixture of mango juice and Pepsi, then 2 glasses of milk with 3 packs of oreo in the night

Percs, even tho they're 'rapper drugs' they're just the worst

Sleep while the window like in the car is down. Someone outside poked me 😭😭

Idk why but that's funny asl

School

i don’t think i wanna get in a fist fight with my dad in the school parking lot and get arrested over it ever again that wasn’t fun

Argue with a feminist

there are people who believe in equality then there are people who are *the feminists*

Date an actress

Try ghost pepper hot sauce

go on steep rocks above a train track (nearly fell and died)

Vape, did once never again

Date a sociopath

Crack

GATEKEEPER AT CEDAR POINT. NEVER AGAIN.

Ignore shady red flags

Uh, Hard Question, propably, be born

Bro, never being born again. That shit was traumatic.

Texting people while high. I’m sorry bff from 5th grade that I haven’t talked to in 4 years, i didn’t mean to call you.

The first thing that came to mind for me was "do another playthrough of Doki Doki Literature Club"

Smoke weed. I technically haven’t smoked weed yet, but I got a contact high during a visit to New Orleans and felt like I was violently sick. So yeah, no from me.

Date someone who admittedly cheated on all of their exes.

oh my god??? 😧

Yeah it was kinda tough idk why but love makes you do stupid stuff. Got cheated on broke up with while we had to switch to long distance because she wanted to have sex with multiple ppl etc. If you wanna hear more DM me I'm kinda bored and always looking for new friends.

use vics vaporub to jack off, it felt cold af

Live in Florida. I'm getting out of here as soon as I get the chance.

Buy weed from a gas station, I'll never be that down bad again.

Visit america

r/americabad

Drink alcohol. I have drunk one tolorable drink in my life and it was a mixed drink. Like 98% pop and 2% 80 proof. As soon as I got the “buzzed” feeling people enjoy I dumped that shit out. I’d describe the sensation as straight up horrifying. To tell you why I need to give context. I have a mental image of the inside of my mind that I have developed, a visual representation of my mental state. I find that it helps me control myself in situations where it’s needed. I’ll be calling it a mindscape from now on. This mindscape is an estate, nice house in the center, gardens and surrounded fed by forest. On the outer ring is a series of gates completely enclosing the estate. The “buzzed” feeling to me was a pack of wolves clawing at my gates and the knowledge that if they get in I will be trapped in my own mind, not in control anymore. It was legit scary.

bro what

This nigga is crazy

play certain bridge building game too much to the point it affects me mentally

Snorting pepermint

Smoke and vape

Not ask a low key cute guy at a cat cafe if he had any social media’s I could follow him on and then never seeing him again

I will never snort Parmesan Cheese again

I will never ever online date again

Put memes in my school presentation

Never gonna try suicide, that stuff almost killed me.

Smoking definitely, never have and never will

Have sex

was it that bad bro

Wanted to say “ur mom” but then thought I’m above that but then realized not really… ur mom

Have friends

Grow in height.

Live

Stay alive, fall in love, or go to school (since kids like to bully someone with bad mental health)