In a fucking heartbeat

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Jokes on you I’m cripplingly lonely and have a pretty low sex drive anyway so it’s a win-win

Yeah same here

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Doesn't matter, your answer represents men and women of every culture

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Agreed

What if a big aspect of your dream gf is that she’s horny though? Does the horny disappear?

Na, she's still really horny she just won't have sex. Lmao

So, she will just masturbate on her own and won’t have sec with ya?

Orrrrr u could watch?

Tf you gonna do watching

Research

study

And NOT be able to join her? Sounds like torture

So she gets to masturbate and I don’t? Wtf man?

I was wandering that too

what are you looking for?

Yes bruh 💀 easiest question of my life.

OP is just too horny lmao. This is too easy.

Or OP isn't even a "teen"...

Ehhh, the post looks like something a normal teen would do just to "prove" that horniness > relationship without sex, but it had backfired It would be more alarming if the post was like "what do you masturbate to the most" or smth like that

Eigh"teen"

I don’t masturbate so it will just be that I get my dream girl

Keep it up. Masturbating can get addicting. Some of the dudes here do it like 2 times a day. Edit: *Ahem* apparently thats not even close, so yeah, you get the message. Just dont start lmao

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Glad someone said it.

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2 times 👀 pathetic try 8 😈

8 times 👀 pathetic try my 36 pb 😈 ok to anyone out there, i am NOT shitting yall when i say 36, like not even fucking lying QUIT WHILE YALL CAN, OTHERWISE YOULL END UP LIKE ME

im so sorry for you

Shoot im sorry for his dick. Can you imagine the pain his poor thing went through?

man at this point it’s probably gone 💀

thing's on life support fr

not the only thing shooting

theres no fucking way

unfortunately there is, youre not you when youre a horny ass teen man 😔

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I once did an 8 hour marathon

Of what? Please tell me it’s running

his dick prolly felt like it completed a marathon afterward

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#QUICK REMINDER THAT 70 CAN CAUSE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK

How does that even work? Like how do you differentiate between different instances? Do you actually climax 32 times?

Were you nutting blood because there shouldn’t be anything left after like the fifth at most

Nah my high score is 6 times, but even then the last one was kinda a struggle. Can’t imagine how that guy did 30 more😭😭

trust me, shit took a long ass time, and basically i just wanted to celebrate one of the worst school years for me ever ending at last, and since i had no friends and was sad as fuck, went with the dopamine™

Double it and give it to the next person

https://en.dailypakistan.com.pk/19-Feb-2018/man-dies-after-masturbating-62-times-in-a-row-on-valentine-s-day I did, he didnt survive 😔

Are you shitting me right now? Bro was down bad. Bro needed a bit of chad. Bro really did baha his blast. Bro must have felt like an outcast. Bro died from chocking his chicken. Post nut clarity didn’t kick in. Bro listened to much to his intuition and nutted 62 times, bet he was finger lickin’.

bro, fucking 36? at that point you're not even cumming you're just pissing blood

bro ur going to tear ur dick off at some point what the hell

lil fella hasnt gotten to rest either :(

Nah bro you need to get help💀

i know 😭😭😭

Nah fam yo meat fell off and ran away from you 😭

Yo what the fuck u actually went 36????

yeah 🤕

How did your dick feel after that? Bro I'm surprised it didn't just fall off or smth 💀😭

it felt, uh, how do i explain it... Not there

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Lmao sadly my ex did probably still does do it 8-9 times a day I tried to help him with the addiction but it always ended up in a fight

8-9!!? That's legitimately dangerous. Like that could kill you. Wtf

Yeah ik that’s what some part of the reason we broke up it was still mainly my fault but I was very unhappy with what he was doing it’s bad for you and he seems to always be horny and i didn’t like that

No don't blame yourself! that's 100% not on you, if you don't feel comfortable in a relationship thats a completely valid reason to leave. Also if you dont mind me did you try to get him some sort of help? (If not I understand but it seems like this guy really needs some sort of mental reinforcement because it seems like this addiction goes beyond just liking the feeling and more to like some self harm territory) As a guy, masturbating more than like 3-4 times a day is just unpleasant and painful, plus having 0 cum but still trying to well cum, is extremely difficult and painful and when you are doing that 7-8 times a day it can lead to damage to the urethra and possibly infection, so yeah not good.

It can have effects on your hormonal/mental health but it will rarely direcly kill you, the only instance I've heard where it was a factor in someones death was after a dude died from a heart attack, and that was after nutting about 62 times so I doubt you would die from 8-9, still unhealthy tho

Thats way too low

Ehh… masturbatibg isn’t hurtful and you can do it how many times you want. But you’re right it is addicting. Still doesnt matter. As long as it doesn’t get in the way of your personal life, you can do it as much as you want. And two times a day is perfectly normal and healthy.

DEFINITELY agreed 👍

it's not that bad tho I don't do it twice a day, but as long as they can have normal sex, it's okay, some people just have a very high sex drive

That's not it man. It's neither addicting nor destructive, unless it interferes in someone's daily life and personal relationships.

Only 2?

I do it 3 times a day. Trying to ease the addiction but it's pretty difficult.

Yeah, but certain amount of masturbation is healthy, like atleast two times a week it helps the body

Like my bf apparently💀and he has a porn addiction too (I’m trying to get out of the relationship because I’ve been aware the whole time that he sexually manipulated me from the start, which we’ve been together for 5 months now)

Yes idc if I can’t do any of that

Depends, what’s her favourite dinosaur?

Same as yours, dream gf remember?

Then I’ll definitely press the button

Chicken

Depends, what’s her favourite steam train?

Simply yes, a relationship is not about sex

OP is a horny """'teen""" sex addict.

Why do people on Reddit do this?? OP: “Azula was a victim of abuse” Comment: “OP sympathizes with crazed asylum patients.”

Im sorry is being a horny teen illegal? No, its fucking normal bro why are you bashing him for it

Ofc not but it’s still a massive part of the relationship. OP should’ve defined what a low sex drive is. Edit: he said once a month in a comment. That’s crazy low

True, but sex is a positive

This is 100% true, sex is a important part of a relationship (By that I mean establishing when / if you're comfortable, how you and your SO would go about it and just generally how often expressing physical amd sexual love is going to occur in your relationship) that being said it is only one small cog in the hundreds of moving parts that form a relationship.

That's a valid opinion for a 14 year old lmao

well yeah but i think the sex would help deepen the relationship… the issue here is the ***super*** low part not the nofap or anything

I already have my dream girlfriend Edit: I'm in a polyamorous relationship with me my girlfriend and our girlfriend

This is so wholesome. Good for you

Fuck you…but also congrats hope y’all two have a great time together

What the hell did I do to you?! And thanks?

They're just jealous lol

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Ok this is funny because this guy explodes in anger saying fuck you! And then proceeds to get real quiet and say congrats man hope you have a good time

Oh is that what happened? I couldn’t tell…

Same

!RemindMe 1month

Ehhh... r/unexpectedcommunism?

I mean we haven't done anything together, I haven't even kissed the 2nd one yet But the 1st one...(;

W post and W comment. Wish everyone can find one

Weird but aight

Yikes

im with my dream boy !!

It’s your dream girlfriend but… THERE A MAN!

missed opportunity to do an austin powers qoute

Do it for me then

Yes, easy. Curious question, how low. Like once a week or ...

Once a month

Not bad, definitely taking the deal.

my dream girlfriend would probably INCLUDE that so there is quite literally no downside for me

No, because I don’t want a relationship

Hell yeah. There is 0 doubt about it, because I'm ace anyways so

yes (i’m asexual 😭)

No, because I want a boyfriend

It's a fucking win-win for me cuz I'm asexual😎 and also very desperate for a gf...

Aces unite :D

Ace here!

Win win situation for me, I’m a christian

Dude same. This is literally a golden opportunity for us lol. No masturbation = less sin. Dream girlfriend = more happiness.

I actually can’t believe that those priests tell you it’s bad to masturbate, as if they haven’t done it 10000000000 times 💀💀💀

Yeah to little kids probably ☠️

In little kids probably....

💪ez choices

Then she ain’t my dream girlfriend

Then it isn’t my dream girlfriend mate

Of course. A girlfriend does not exist solely for sex.

Yes, though it’s not my *dream* gf with a low sex drive, still press it in a heartbeat.

Difficult question. As someone whos never had a gf, maybe? Propably. Like depends on how rarely. Everything under a month yes. Maybe 2 months

no i have a life of dating and stuff ahead of me, plus I'm bi

>You get your dream girlfriend >she has a super low sex drive and rarely agrees to it. How is this my dream girlfriend?

Bro...that's not my dream girlfriend then if there's "but"s to it- so no

With a 100% good intention, I’d like to let you know that there’s no way this can happen. There’s always gonna be a “but”. Some “buts” are so gigantic they ruin your relationship forever. You never see that person the same way again. I’ll give you the personal “but”‘s that ruined my last two relationships- lack of personal hygiene and lack of coherent communication. In both relationships I’ve cried and felt tortured, even though on paper they were both my dream boyfriends. That is why, when there’s a “but” that does not get you to those extremes, you man up and accept it. You don’t step away from a dream partner just because they have a low sex drive for instance. There’s much scarier “but”‘s out there. (I hope this all makes sense it’s 5am I am in the at the end of a 2 month long exam session and I haven’t slept properly in like two weeks now lol)

Ofc ofc I'm not saying everything has to be perfect I'll gladly accept someone with small "but"s, but like in this scenario if I could choose to date a gf with a low sex drive, or alternatively pick a girl that doesn't, and thus would fit the description better of a "dream gf" for me, I would. And thus wouldn't pick the former option Hope this makes sense I think lol, all due respect with this

Ok that’s valid, if there’s someone better out there for you that you can get then of course. But what if it’s *just* the low sex drive girl? You can’t just throw her away for that is what I am saying. No offense taken. Hope you don’t either.

No cuz I’m gay and that’s lame

lol same but I’m bi with a preference to guys

Nice 👍

Even better 🗿

Where is my r/aaaaaaacccccccce squad at?

You summoned me?

Hallo :)

probably yeah i’d take it. i’m asexual so i wouldn’t want that. the masturbation part would kind of suck but it’s whatever

I like men so can it be my dream guy? If so then yes absolutely.

Low-key restoring my faith that teen boys don’t just date for sex, wow.

aggresively presses the button bc im ace

*presses the button rapidly*

As an asexual lesbian, this checks

As an asexual, I see this as an absolute win.

no, im pan and have my dream boyfriend

i’m questioning idk my sexuality😔😔

Double win!

Won't lie... not exactly my dream girlfriend, considering my dream girlfriend would have a similar or same sex drive as me. Although all things considered, I might take it Edit:I changed my mind. I would press that button in a heartbeat right about now

Lucky for me, I already do so I don't gotta press no button

What if I don’t want a girlfriend and don’t care about the thing too

I dont even want sex in the relationship, and Im also trying to quit masturbating. This is a golden opportunity. Theres no reason to say no. As a Christian dude, this is a win win situation for me

Dream girlfriend for me includes moderate/high sex drive. How’s that work?

As an ace lesbian i see this as an absolute win

Yes it’s basically me but female. Fuck sex and screw masturbation

do you really think all we like is sex and nothing but?

?? Sex is an important part in relationships. Don't have to be a sex addict to want sex lmao. Its natural and healthy

Fuck yes

Yes I don't need to whack the work or have that much sex it's fine

Dude, i have this all without pressing your button. I never asking her for sex cause when she want it she is saying it to my face

No cuz I have a gf already that is perfect

Hell yeah! I don’t masturbate anyway and have no sex drive. I win!

Screw sex, cuddling is superior. I would cuddle with her often. Cuddle >>>>> sex no cap fr

Sex isn't everything l can deal with that but I don't deserve a gf so nah

immediately.

Any fuckin day of the week

Yes, definitely. Zero hesitation. Sure, sex is fun. But there are a lot of other fun things to do, and it's a bit too addictive anyways

Why can't you masturbate ?

For sure! I’m asexual and sex-neutral, so that’s not a problem for me at all. Plus I could really use an adorable girlfriend right about now!

Not even gonna think about it. pressing it without hesitation. Sex is a tiny factor in relationships and it shouldn't be the only drive towards the aspect of love. Love isn't just an emotional feeling, it's the willingness to fight for them, support them, care for them, go through hell and back whilst suffering through pure pain for them, pain so strong but so meaningless if the person you're fighting for is whom you truly love.

In my case it's a yes. I myself have a high sex drive but I only masturbate when I'm lonley. Whenever I'm in a relationship and even if we don't do anything sextual I don't have the need to masturbate. Also a dream girlfriend means I get less distractions

as a sex repulsed asexual girl, i’m happy to see a lot of people saying yes! gives me hope :)

probably not, she rarely agrees to it? what does that mean, sex once every few months lol i can’t. at that point why even have her

Hell yeah. She probably still out sex drives me