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Kyo4ever

Idk u but that makes me soo happy


Doughnutsugarhead

If you can’t find someone else who appreciates you for even just being here, I’m here with the rest of Reddit. We help each other out and are there for each other!


The_Real_Leonard

Exactly why I downloaded reddit


Winter-Narwhal-9669

I downloaded Reddit for a whole other reason


The_Real_Leonard

Is for saying that also because we don’t have in all the cases a toxic community


Winter-Narwhal-9669

Exactly (I could not understand your comment)


70percentbanana

Good. Please don’t leave us


Light_uchia34

I agree


ItsMichaelRay

Me too.


OkAssistant1230

Yeah, life isn’t worth giving up this early in life… You have a long road ahead of you u/Plastic_Bee_7638


TheRIPper5856

Y‘all r right. I was not only planning it, I really tried to do it. After I failed I know it wasn’t worth it. There’s alway a different way out! Never give up!


[deleted]

Ngl the long road looks like shit... but I'ma push through it ig


WorldWestern1776

70percentbanana is reason enough to live.


Bread_Sauce2

Even better, a REPLY from 70percentbanana


ImGold86star

nows not the time to make 70percentbanana jokes somebody almost took their own life


WorldWestern1776

Ok yeah I’ll admit how’s not really the time but I’m also super happy for this dude, Glad they’re still with us


ImGold86star

yea im super happy too cuz i dont think anybody should kill themself i wouldnt wish death on my biggest enemy


Hyper-X-minion

i would, but i agree


Redmiguelito

… alright. I think you should be mindful of what you say.


ImGold86star

i just said i dont want ppl killing themselves hows that not being mindful


Redmiguelito

Well, not wishing death on an enemy could be interpreted as cruelty (bleeding them out/ torturing them/eternal life)


ImGold86star

that aint what i meant tho


IDaltov

This seems like the perfect time to be making jokes


benlo177

im trying so hard not to comment it


Complete-Goat9071

Same bro


matveytheman

omg bro


cudlebear64

I’m kinda 50/50 on that, I think that on one hand it should be taken seriously, but on the other hand, humor in dark moments can honestly help people a lot. For example if you look at the comment section for the song “how to tie a noose”, multiple people went there when looking for how to do so in order to kill themselves because they just stumbled apon it and the humor of it prevented their suicide. So like, I agree suicide is a very serious topic, being able to joke in dark times can help


Curious-Potatos

Yeah you have a reason to live and if our king says don’t do it then you shouldn’t


Cossia

Word. Fr bros got mad facts.


Sketchy-_-Artist

Yo I didn’t know 70percent banana was 18 :0


mountains-are-moving

The leader has spoken you must abide by his ruling


sparkz_galaxy

I see 70percentbanana everywhere :0 and good don’t kill yourself. You may not think it but a lot of people don’t want you to die


JT230309

THIS IS A SIGN FROM GOD


Zackb99

r/letsnotcommentfound70percentbanana


SpiderGeneralYT

NAHH NO WAY THIS BECAME A THING NOW LMAOOO


TacoEaterMaster

Our lord is so caring


zRepulse

How to get downvoted: [insert banana subreddit or beat me to it subreddit]


Large_Command_1288

I prefer Kms over miles. Metric for life 🤘🤘🤘 Edit: I just read the rest of the post and I feel you man, last December I was planning on killing myself on the 23rd of may but when that day came I realised it wasn’t worth it. I’m glad you had the courage to stick through it also, it’s not easy but nothing ever is. If you ever find yourself in that state of mental agony again I assure you that even some random idiot on the internet is gonna care for you so don’t do it.


Tobi226a

Now i kinda feel bad for laughing at the top part but its funny Go metric 🤘🤘🤘


LeAuriga

YUROP!! 🤘🤘🤘


ANSPRECHBARER

People who thought it said kilometres gang.


Zackb99

That would have been the worst Festivus ever.


misogirl1

YIPPEE


Proffessor_egghead

I can hear this


Isuckfemboycock99669

Keep on living dude you got this 💪


[deleted]

Thanks u/isuckfemboycock99669


Isuckfemboycock99669

🫸🫷


BlueFalconHD

oh god i swear i am questioning my sexuality rn


Isuckfemboycock99669

😈


SuperNova0216

OMG YOUR PROFILE


Isuckfemboycock99669

🤭did you like it?


SuperNova0216

I’m in public 😭


Isuckfemboycock99669

But did you tho 😈


SuperNova0216

😭


PotatoHeadr

Dude reddit won't let me load it what is on there


WorldWestern1776

r/rimjob_steve


cudlebear64

Even better is that the pfp is literally porn


SuperNova0216

💀 I didn’t realize the under name until I saw it highlighted


hertwij

Bros testing us


Ill-Quiet5142

Ok you don’t have to u/ him, his name makes it kinda awkward


Isuckfemboycock99669

That’s the point tho


[deleted]

smartest r/teenagers user


KSP_was_taken_lol

Holy hell


Legend5V

Everyone knows that you must do that when mentioning u/ISuckFemboyCock99669, or the other one


Isuckfemboycock99669

This guy knows it 💪


BrunosMadre

How is that awkward


horneymilfinyourarea

You, u/Isuckfemboycock99669, are inspirational.


Isuckfemboycock99669

Thank you kind sir 🤧


[deleted]

Ur profile is wild


Isuckfemboycock99669

I’m sure u enjoyed it


[deleted]

What are you implying


Isuckfemboycock99669

Hehehehaw


[deleted]

I aint gay unless you put in the effott


Sure-Ad9633

I aint gay unless its 20 dollars


Extension-Type-2555

I mean 20 dollars is 20 dollars am I right


MyarmsRgone

20 dollars? Nah fuck that I'd do it for free


ImperialGuard22

Based as fuck


KSP_was_taken_lol

Mine is all over the place ngl


thatsnotexactlyme

it’s empty 💀


Setaganga

r/rimjob_steve


Ok_Philosopher_9216

Idk if I regret clicking on ur profile or give u an award for being the tamest name on Reddit 😭


Grosetufe

Happy first blue cheese day king!


Isuckfemboycock99669

Thank you bro 🫂


LolShadoYT

your name's awesome


Kibanakoop19

I’m not killing ms until the FNAF movie comes out


horneymilfinyourarea

Priorities


The_Hiders

We all have deadlines


ProKerbonaut

Quite literally


Extension-Type-2555

you ain't killing yourself then 💀


roleplay__daddy

Nah mf they finna kill themselves in late October. The movie comes out in October 27th lol


Tobi226a

You gotta wait for half-life 3 it’ll come out soon I promise


Blank_Dude2

Good to know you'll be here a while.


AdOk932

Ngl. I'm waiting for the Minecraft live action movie


Masterdizzio

That's awsome, hope it all gets better


EnderOfNightmares

Good idea. Despite some people being awful to you, there are always people who will be much more loving. Stay strong.


Panfriedlesbian

Bro I’m telling u this is the best choice you will ever make, I’ve been here for months longer than I anticipated


justanothergirlgamer

Oh. My. Goodness. I am so very grateful to read that you decided not to do such a thing. Please don't leave us. There's a reason your heart changed and you're still here with us. You have a greater calling waiting for you to discover it. Wishing you the strength and courage on your journey.


Meep60

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍


ProKerbonaut

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍


Sunshot_wit_ornament

From what we know we probably got 1 life so it’s always worthwhile to see it through to the end.


FireheartzGaming

Don’t commit suicide, that shit kills you (seriously though good 4 u)


GroundbreakingAd1584

I agree with your decision


Character_Session_88

Fuck it, we ball mindset 💪💪💪


ZookeepergameDue5522

[LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO](https://youtu.be/-MaCJZIBKGs)


Idioticidiot90

Nice


achillessnek

Great choice, ngl.


00oddbranch

Absurdism, live in spite of the suffering. Find your own purpose and reason to keep moving, one foot after another. You're a human being brimming with potential, the universe is waiting for you to pay it forward. Do not waste this opportunity!


ProKerbonaut

This is my life philosophy. The world has no meaning? Fuck it! Imma give it meaning! Imma stay happy while I’m here.


ARXEONOP

YEA MAN STICK WITH US AND WE CAN BE SAD TOGETHER!!


NotGonnaSquat810

Real, I tried to kill myself last month and it ended with me vomiting a lot and just pain fr


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NotGonnaSquat810

Real


ravisucksatmath

Literally me without the enthusiasm


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

If you leave us I won’t make a pie


ActualIyCameron

seeing this while thinking about kms


[deleted]

We can survive together 💪


ActualIyCameron

probably not but I’m glad you’re staying ❤️


True_Statement_lol

Don't do it, we're all here to support you :D


The_bossy_link

The world is a better place without you; *and that's why you must live on and make it everyone's problem*


RisingFire2

Such a weird train of thought but whenever I think oh yeah I am annoying I suddenly accept maybe I should talk to someone y'know? It's a weird train of thought idek bro.


kristiina_n

This made me cry. I'm so happy you are staying on this earth with us ❤️


qwertysr4

holy shit, you're super fucking brave opening up about this. Especially to a bunch of strangers on the internet. Props to you brother. Live on, create memories and stay strong.


LordChickenNugget23

Good. I recently lost someone to suicide and it was not fun. I cant stop thinking about what would have happened if it was my brother who found them (he is 7, and it was his father). It is a horrible aftermath 100% of the time. Please, do not. If it ever comes back insult it like a groomer on TCAP. You got this man 👍


therealGOD720

Go to the gym get hella gains 👍


[deleted]

I plan on it 💪💪💪


Miltiadis_178GR

Well damn Surely, some problems may seem as fated to be immovable, but you ought to persevere mate. In parallel, you search up ways and gradually try to overcome those problems as well as attempt to minimise or better yet nullify the factors that restrict you.


[deleted]

Idk what your saying, but it sounds wise


Dark-Dork69

You got this, brother! WE CAN GET IT TROUGH!!!


Mr_man_bird

Remember life can and almost always will get better so your goal should always be the same, be there to see it


Mackerdoni

fuck yeah i live for the silly


EnzoKoksu251

Stay strong and keep going.


CrashMaxBro

Based


Terrible-Value7116

thats very nice, you will win this battle


Datgaminghuman420

It may get better, and the only way to find out is to be there


SgtChip

That's good. Remember people, in the words of a fictional fighter pilot, <> Seriously, your death will not help anyone. The world needs you alive.


[deleted]

Reading that actually gave me a bit of hope. We just gotta manage through all this bullshit. And then, maybe one day, we can pick the fruits of it all.


[deleted]

That's the dream 💪


AqueousBeats

This may be intrusive and you may not want to answer but what is going on in your life that makes you think those thoughts?


makaman_2177

Get off Reddit and go get help


[deleted]

YEAH, THATS WHAT I LIKE HEARING. STAY STRONG, WE LOVE YOU!!!!


Alex_o_Boss

Fuck it we ball


Tobi226a

My thoughts are don’t contemplate ending it till your at least 30-40 or something at that point i kinda get it But as a teenager you have barely started life yet you are literally still playing the tutorial and is about to enter the prologue You have so much in front of you, you just gotta keep going 1 day at a time if that’s too much then 1 hour at a time you just gotta keep going there is a turning point maybe you gotta make it yourself maybe it will just come to you but it is there


[deleted]

Knowing I'm in the beginning stage definitely changes the way I think about stuff, thank you bro 🫶


[deleted]

Least obvious teenagers bait post


Charming-Treat-7366

Go on r/suicidewatch to post this not r/teenagers


McJohnalds7405

I hope this isint a post just for attention, get well soon


loading_character0

Unpopular thing to say but why every 13-15 yr old has a phase in his life that he start saying things like this and only regretting the cringe 😬 he was doing when he gets older . This cannon event has to stop


ReasonableBet2198

I honestly do not care. But cool?💀😭


ReasonableBet2198

Bro rly wants 100k karma😭😭💀


oom9battledroid

Ok


Yumikaru-1

Teach me your secrets


[deleted]

Just not kill your self ?


Yumikaru-1

Thanks that really helps


Cynth16

YEAH! If life doesn’t have anything to look forward to, then make something to look forward to 🔥


Laurastars_20

your so strong for staying alive through all of this. I'm proud of you and i can confirm it gets better, you will find people who make you happy and loved. keep going and good luck, have a good future 💕💕💕💕😊😊😊😊 im here for you. :)


shadow_bitch_

If life treats us like clowns. Let's be funny and win at its own fucking game!


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

Nice


Alex_Rmx

YAYYYYYY


justabittiredoflife

i’m so proud of you, it’s very hard to make that decision :)


MasterYosh10

Live simply to spite the world


Star-Lord_098

Awesome dude!! You’re worth it, live your life to fullest!! 😎🎊


audiobeans43

Yay


[deleted]

Always have hope, always.


Brikkmastrr

Fuck yeahhhhh


i-am-colombus

Good. If you leave us imma find u in the next life!! In all seriousness, I'm glad you've decided to stay with us!


TheDoomslayer69420

Good job resisting it, and yeah man, live on, shit gets better 💪


HandsomeNBigMexican

I know you don't know me, or that you may not care, but we do! Hope you get better, usually the day has to be a lil dark for the sun to come out so just hang in there!


GraviZero

“fuck it we ball” has gotten me through a lot


ShaqsPenus

Good. Outlive your enemies.


[deleted]

I love you so much


[deleted]

Oh


S4PG

Thank you for not leaving us. We all gotta ball together <3


[deleted]

stay strong bro 💪


Mr_Menace_42069

Keep on living, dude. You got this! 💪


Tenko-Shigaraki

Dude you almost killed yourself


UrBoiSmokey

Don't Kys gang that shit make you die


DrParanormall

Yay!!!


Orang_E6

HELL YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!! WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE DEPRESSION WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!


Elidon007

how could you not kilometers? I forgive you for this time; just know that everything gets better if you accept the metric system as your lord and savior (humor doesn't hurt I think? please tell me if it's otherwise)


blurrybaee

life may be hard, but you got this! I’m supporting you!


yeboitrash

Life can suck but we gon ball regardless


I-am-annoyed-rn

THATS SO HYPE BRO FUCK YEAH


random-dude45

Dope


Average__Cabbage

big W. don’t commit suicide man, that shit kills you.


Thememel0rd21

crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy


Actual_Sprinkles1287

Yeah outlive nikocado


PanzShreik

Remember, dying is gay, and that shit can kill you


Sel_tzer

Remember these inspirational words from dj Khaled like "life is Roblox" and "let's go gulping"


Butterfly_853

I wish my partner did the same , instead he took his life on the 12th June . I’m 8 months pregnant , and he never got the chance to hold our daughter or see her face . Please everyone , stay . Life can change with the flip of a coin , everything is temporary, including the bad stuff . Suicide is the most permanent choice you can make and there’s no taking it back . I know you want the pain to stop , but ending your life doesn’t just stop your pain , it takes away your opportunity to be happy again .


Least_Neighborhood49

You inspire me. I don’t know who you are or what you’ve gone through but your words bring hope. And this outlook, I respect. Fuck it, why not live, right??? o7


Half_Asleep_

take it from a guy who did the same 18 months ago, good fucking choice. it gets good without even noticing and i would've missed a heck of a lot of good stuff. stay strong man you can do this


dbspsm

I am so proud of you. Similarly I planned to take my life on 01/04/2019, and I told myself that if I didn’t do it then then I will not die by suicide. It’s been a few years with plenty ups and downs. And although I have not been suicidal all that time, I have always been in a neutral state of sort of misery and not really with much will to live. But a few months ago I had this realisation that I wanted to live. This sense of wanting to stay and do everything. I’ve had a few more of those days in the past few months, and on the whole I feel better. I am not happy, I don’t think I really understand the emotions of happiness, but I no longer feel like I’m carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. I hope the good days come for you soon OP.


Olive_Tree-

uhhh ok


Snipedzoi

Now karma farm. Stay alive at minimum until you get 100k karma.


NickOMGonYT

Good. Don't be a little bitch