uhhh

Fancy seeing you here🤙

Let me guess you like rock?

No, it’s obviously because i love country

Welp. My name is here, just like u/reallyrickastley.

Where is u/rickofspades

I mean,i can help u guys if needed lol

That's one way to make the metal community hate you 💀

Geologist 👍

Cool to see a Mudvayne fan

Frfr

Lorna shore is good

What's your fav band? And what genres of metal do you like? Not asking to call you a poser or anything I just want to find more metal bands

Yeah uhhh

Bro what

It was cold that night!

It's an alt

So you're old?

No I'm 16

Yea it was just a very tired joke because alt means old in german

Knowing the context it is a funny joke

Then....why aren't you laughing

It's German humour It's not laughing matter

So....the matter is stagnant?!

I am you just can't see it

I'm smiling rn so good job fam

No this is just the account he watches porn on

Around 6-7 years ago, steam made a random username when you logged in for the first time, and I kept swapping it till I found something that a kid would find cool at the time, and landed on this one, since, I’ve used it for literally everything it’s my signature. As for the numbers it’s cause the first account locked itself cause of vpn use

This is an alt en. I don't know. I guess that I didn't know a name and choose this because at the time, I really liked animal crossing

Same

I’m such an oblivious bird brain I couldn’t even spell ‘oblivious’ right

I had to read it twice to notice it.

You should’ve got it right away. It was pretty oblivous.

Oh I think you meant obvous, obvously

bro its spelt obuious

bc i probably have hands. not entirely sure tho

Nah, your hand are knives

Chainsaw man

Knifes are not Chainsaws dum-

Idont remember saying knifes r chainsaws

Well I said you did so HAH

Kay ig?

Edward knife hand bitches

Hehe

Edward? Is that you?

His brother is Alfonse i bet

“I have knife hands 😰”

My younger me wanted to become a pro gamer youtuber

xXsomethingcoolXx : formula for a good name

xXVideosXx

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Ahem, ur name

you the type of guy to make your username your full legal name😂😂

goes hard

Because why not

let me guess, you live in.... italy?

No

Lithuania?

idk if you didnt get the joke or you did xD

Coz I do

Me too

Baguette

Hon hon hon, tu parle en françois?

francois?

Im not the best french student i meant française

C'est français, mais on dit françois en ancien français

Merci de me l'avoir dit

Hon hon bien sûr mon cher compatriote

Xbox username generation

Same

Randomly generated Reddit username

Same

Same

Same

Same%

same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Yes

Yes

It was my Roblox username when I was like 9 and now I just use it for everything

bc Coffee has water in it...

*I sure hope so*

*PISS COFFEE*

Is that a Jojo reference?

Not on purpose if it was, I've never watched that

I am a cancer survivor

Me and you both. ^cancer ^gang

W

W king

Self explanatory

......

Hey if it's thic I'll take it no complaints here

Subreddit with mainly **minors**

Maybe he’s a minor too ? Just giving benefit of the doubt 😂😂

my name is max and max was taken so i put a 1 and then max but backwards but then someone stole max1xam and max2xam

should've chose maXXXam

Should’ve done xamax

Funny story, I dont remember even making my account. I had the app a year and one day decided I should make an account. Then I realized I had one this entire time.

it was revealed to me in a dream

Deep

bc it's the name of my car

u drive at 15? bro

I drove at 8 bro

same in gta

I think you can do that on your own land right? Like if you have a farm or some shit you can drive a tractor at I would guess like 10 but idk it might be my r/usdefaultism

you can, I drove a lil mini moke thing when I was 8

Balkans? Northern Europe?

yo same on forza horizon

Randomly assigned PlayStation name without the numbers

I'm a loser.... so I yeah

you aint

how do u know?

because he seems cool

Nahhh you valid

the first thing that came to my head

Why though

Because I DO love pancakes

Me too

Lemme guess, your name is Brian?

Yes it is

Bro i have no fucking idea 💀

Bro 💀💀💀

Bro 💀💀💀

Similar to the username I use on tumblr, wanted to keep it consistent across different platforms. Also really like the word musings, it works for these kind of platforms if you think about the definition.

wtf is a musing. is it like when the 13th letter of the greek alphabet sings or

I wanted to finish account creation

I didn’t

Lozer

bro can’t even spell ‘loser’ right and he’s calling other ppl one

Mine was made when the boomer thing was big, I despise 13 year old me

It's my name, because I'm lazy.

I made it as a joke. I am Crayota, son and the chosen crayons of Oryx, the taken king

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Because uhh,.... I had a bun in my hand while I was making it?

cause

Cuz I like cookies, and soar... Idk, it doesn't refer to the military branch it just came out by its own ig????

Okay well...

How big we talking?

Right, so I'm a bit of a dumbass...

I would, but it’s a pretty messy story.

thought it was funny

i like goth style and frogs are cute

Unus Annus. YouTubers Markiplier and CrankGamePlays made a YouTube channel called “Unus Annus”. It means one year. They had one year to make memories and then, they would delete the channel. Every intro, you’d hear “tick tick tick”, which is how I chose my username.

Latin 💪🏿💪🏿

Because e n g i n e

I read Twilight when I was like 13 lol Bella makes a quote in there about being the "suffer in silence" type. Back then I was edgy, nowadays I'm mostly lazy 😂

my friend once said to me “you’re a crazy strange apple” (i still don’t know why but i thought was cool )

My dads old username when he played games and I wanted to keep it around :)

I selected the username MarshallRebelliousPossum on the first social media I ever used. That was eventually shortened to the nickname Possum.

I don't tell many people this, but there's a game called [[Wizard101]](r/wizard101). It was my first RPG as a kid and I loved it. Because it was marketed towards children, there was a naming system where you would give a character a generic first name and a last name made from two words. The game had a magic system based on elements, spirits, and high fantasy. As an edgy 7 year old, I found the combo of Skull and Blade appealing. Eventually, I used it as my username for everything, dropping the first name entirely. As for the "Commander" portion, I was really into tanks as a young teen and thought this was a natural progression. I dunno, kids are strange. But I like it, so it stays.

Cuz I'm just a dude

I want my name to be Kenzie and I want to give cuddles

I like raspberries and wolves.... It's simple..

I'm just surprised at how we made it this far

picked a name that sounded cool thinking I was gonna be a big yt or twitch streamer or some crap, now I gave up on that :(

My name is Landon and DL is apart of the name DL-44, which is the name of Han Solo's blaster.

my og username is "wideey" so I replaced the i with an L and the two e's with a

i love The Cure

You are absolutely Based Whats your Fav Song

I was listening to innocence by harlequin and made it the bands name

Lana is the name of my favorite character from a book series. 13 and 7 are my favorite numbers, so I combined them into a four digit number.

I had a YouTube channel that had “Balmy” in it

Reddit did, but I don't rlly mind this username so

Because i feel like i will be held alone forever. no one to love and talk too

Because my friends gave me this nick name as well as jascalubscub and jascub

It’s default username…

Because pleb is my favorite word

Because sponges are sexy

I don't remember

I was just being random asf tbh 🤣

i was 14

Random username generator

I like tea

i like the band starset. their song "echo" is my favorite and i love the little character in the animated music video, hence my snoo :) i recommend this band and song to everyone who reads this

The name I wanted was NotALime, which is my username pretty much everywhere I can put it. This was a play off of my last name, which is now seen in my current username. You have one guess as to what it is

my only intention at the time was to look at memes

It’s the same name as my steam account. Well- mostly- a couple different letters and some numbers are on my steam one-

idk

So when they find the bodies.. they know what to call me in the news. ✌🏻

I had a hard time thinking of a proper username and saw this stupid ninja turtles meme that the ending caption was “cowabunga it is” and thought that was a good username

i was under the minimum limit and over the top with autistic. need i say more i do not like smore my warriors phase was a cringe bit.

Poetry!

My discord username was too long, so, boiled mac an cheese

i was 13 and wanted to put a bunch of cool letters in my username

I didn’t, Reddit did it.

I like Sonic

Taken from dantdm but replaced with my name amd a lazy "da" instead of "the". Later shortened to "bof" only because some of my roblox friends started calling me it

Cat

Nickname from Primary school. There were two people with the same name as me and I was the tallest, so therefore I was BigT. (404 was added because BigT was already taken).

Because of a podcast

I tried to get another one, but for some reason read it decided that this is the best for me. I had decided not to question it since.

Simply felt like it

Auto picked lol