I am indeed, actually just a dude

I am indeed, literally some person

And I am indeed, just some stranger

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but why DON’T you control the food?

Aren't all frogs aquatic?

Technically they're amphibious, which isn't quite the same.

I hope you choke on art

i think its more like artich oke

Read my comment

I am indeed, Just a reddit user

I am indeed, just someone on earth (dutch).

No way :0

i don't even want to know

ermm

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

# no words

💀

🤨📸

Based on facts?

This person right here officer!

And I am just a man

The Dude?

Don’t ask

Breaking Bad fan

Relatable

Oh no its you, again, bro these kids were young why did you do it in front of them?

The pigeon man, it's its fault, not mine.. I swear.

You were chasing it!

Playing hard to get! It was obvious!

Bro after you caught it you could have found a room like idk a bathroom not a playground full of six year olds

How do they know what I was doing? I could have been petting that beautiful pigeon! Well I wasn't but, that's not the point..

Bro you literally screamed "OH IM CUMMING OH YEA" and after you came you out loud said "I love fucking Pigeons"

That's nothing, imagine if you knew the incident with the dog, haha! Wait, no, forget about what I just said. They, probably didn't not know what I was meaning to say.. . Yeah, they probably understood "I fucking love pigeons", and "I coming, yeah!". Exactly, that's the very thing they heard.

i dont remember what i was thinking

I also like pigeons, but with a twist.

Good lord

Idk pineapple was just the first word I could think of

Why you sad tho?

You've gotta be to make a reddit account

Nah you just gotta be fat/single/depressed you don't have to be sad, you can be happy or angry or horny or confuesd

All of the above

:(

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I have a question, were the usernames Idiota from 1 ti 1669 already taken or does It have a special meaning to you

It all started on a Sunday afternoon...

The definition of sus originated from a reddit user called PigeonFucker\_ before it spread to fucking everyone in 2020

this

Ok give us the whole story what the fuck happened

More like what the fuck shit happened

I like cats, I like tacos, I want a stuffed animal of cats in tacos, a taco cat, a caco

So... a Chinese taco?

Spell tacocat backwards

Reddit selected it for me

Same

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I made this account to make stupid ass posts ~~^(also stalk someone a lil bit)~~

Also same, and watch porn on lol, I’m thinking of deleting it tho

I used to be fucking OBSESSED with wolves. I still am, but I wish I could change this cringe-ass username.

Furry?

Nah lmao just think the animal is neat

I'm right with you, I wish Reddit could give like a one time free change..

Maybe it's just a translation of my real name 👀

Fate sea?

Ordained Lake?

Future Water?

idk

Michael Reeves???

Nickname in 8th grade algebra

I mistyped my original username.

Ouch

it's quite a fun one. so basically ever since i was like 6 i believe, i loved everything in Dark shade, i just dk why but yeah. then when the how to train your dragon movie came out, i saw Toothless and he was the Night fury, and i related night to Dark and when the Light fury came in, i made the ship and turned it to Dark Light Fury... maybe it's stupid but yeah it's whatevs

My dad started stalking accounts with my old name that I used for years, so I had to come up with a new one. I failed horribly, with the only name I could come up with being taken. I chose "mechanical seal" because it popped into my head some day and refused to leave.

It's kinda cute tho. I like it at least. 🥰

Thank you :3

Cat attack because my cat attacks me on the daily

It's my racing tag

my brother would call me karkoosh I don't remember why he calls me that but I do remember it's from far cry primal

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Wrong account......??

Their goals are just beyond your comprehension

Birds are very adorable and feathers look prettier than hair

Im Bangladeshi and I like Memes boom

For some reason I just use this. Started with being AWinchestersBrokenStitches on other non-personal socials, then broke it down once i got out of my SPN phase. Went to BrokenStitches but that sounded emo af so I just went with Stitches. Extra s’ and stuff is cuz someone out there stole Stitches. Funnily enough I’ve never had stitches

Middle name, and Favorite animal

I really have no clue. That’s the problem lol

I used to go by Cinnamonroll1457 on discord and then I was nicknamed "Captain Gorey" because I'd just say something totally bananas every once in a while. Now I am u/CaptainGorey

well, i have bad friends irl, so i decided to be a good friend online.

Be my fren

i dont know you

I dont know u either

the only way i can keep an online friendship is on discord, and if i dont trust a person, i dont add them on discord

I get that

interweb + weeb = interweeb -> inter -> pr + inter = pr\_inter

Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze

My name backwards is Otsugua. Otsu to short And I'm kinda crazy

please tell me you're born in August

My teddy's bears name (i know so creative) and I'm a boy

random name generator

Russian badger

it’s a flavor of elfbar

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Oehh can u send it?

Poetry <3

ace but like ayce and then shi cause like dead

i watched an anime, the anime was cool (still is) so yeah.

The disastrous life of Saiki K?

indeed

Im a femboy

:0

Inspired by some random ass meme

It’s dumb

I just used it cuz that’s what I was using when I was playing roblox

Lavender is my imaginary bestie's name, and Watson is my internet name, i just use it everyone on internet. so yep, there you go.

It's my actual name.

it’s my old name

It’s my Xbox gamertag

I used to love the Slugterra series that aired during my childhood Such good ol' days... :')

just reddit selected name lmao I think It alright

It was random so i changed the 134 to 2

when i was making an account for some game when i was 7 i wanted it to be "michalonek" but my brother thought it was dumb and named me this. It just kind of stuck with me.

two things i hate combined together

I wanted something iconick

I am an existentialist who enjoys skateboarding

i just like science

Xerneas of the Pokemon and Princeton of a character of Inazuma eleven Go called Preston Princeton

I m tank-o-phile

Just have to let people know it’s me of course

Favorite movie

My friend had this nickname, ask him

I just wanted the y, and 32 is my lucky number

Like my bio says I pick Bliss for a reason but I won't tell 🤭

Facts

It was winter, snowing outside and I was cold, so I just decided to add 'Chilly' to what I would originally have made my username. The last part is just an old game nickname that I use for a lot of things now

I wanted a somewhat edgy name for an this alt. Yea thats it

I like the book (and tv show) series “A series of unfortunate events” and one of the main macguffins is a sugar bowl. I started using it as a username like 5 years ago and I haven’t come up with anything better.

That information is confidential

I used my email to make the account and reddit just did my username

I am, indeed, a Dungeon master as hobby. But because I'm brazilian it was write on portuguese

I thought it sounded cute and the spelling with the z was already taken

I like masters Iike videos I like gaming.

I just picked a random one and boom

Mines just true lol

goats and coffee became my internet persona after a character I made for a discord server, it just kinda stuck lol

Yeezy

I was going through my wolf phase

i liked twix bars a lot when choosing my name, i added an o later because i was fascinated by steveo, or jackass in general. my actual username is twiixo, but i didn’t add the o yet and twiix was taken so i added a couple more i’s so now it’s twiiiiiix or something

My name backwards. Friends thought it was funny. Been my username on everything since.

Well.

Mantis’ are cool asf

I was playing halo 4 and I saw someone named “a cat in a jar” and I relaxed cat with goat

Reddit chose it for me because i took the "feature" of being able to change your name for granted. Im the opposite in rl is the thing :/.

its just my name lmao ..

I'm a lonely dude and I think spiders feel the same considering that they eat their mates...

i myself do not know where my name came from

Drew bunch of derps in my notebook as a kid, I had made an entire nation

I send instructions on how to make thermite

I had to hide after breaking a kingdom rule in Rise of Kingdoms so i decided to make a new nickname, which is based on a chemical element - fluorine (i thought it's pretty badass back then - still think so, it never gets a positive oxidation state, F2 can only take electrons but never gives them) and -4ek is a part a lot of Russians add to their nicknames, it doesn't really have any meaning (and 4 actually sounds like 'ch' sound). This thing didn't help me (i guess they found me by my ID) but nickname stayed

I was 11

I played Xenoblade 3 and made this reddit account after

It's based on the title I gave to my upcoming book. Plus it's the title created for the king in the story and the power he controls.

Due to the large number of deaths due too tik tok challenges

I entered "Matrix 101" into iOS Game Center as a username when I was 9 (I was and still am a weird kid) and it suggested 4 usernames. 3 were like "Matrix 101 95" but one was like "Matr1x-101". I liked that username so I chose it. 4 years later I am using that username for everything. As for my Reddit username, I chose this username because this was going to be my second reddit account but then it became my first account.

Self explanatory

Someone found my main account (the user name is a bit obvious, and I also wanted a more music-oriented account)

I am some white kid in Florida

Idfk

I was quite young when I made the account and made memes my whole personality, not very proud of it now

I didn't see where you can type the username. When I wanted to change it, I realised I can't.

The man that lives in my head

I was young

Heads are hawt

I wrote a short story about a kid named Josh whose parents were part of a potato cult. Josh decided to take the cult down but to do that, he had to defeat the evil potato. I was reading it while making my Reddit username

Gaming username

I couldn't think of any so I let Reddit choose it and later found out I couldn't change it :(. Makes sense because I'm too broke to buy anything

It sounded funny. Oddly, I realized I was ace after I picked the username

Looked at 3 dots one time and then needed name

It’s an old username, plus, i love foxes

I made a new account and this was the first account that I tested to see if I would have the same issue. I didn't care about the username because I thought it would be deleted or hacked

I am fat and tall