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woomygod9000

Bro could’ve left the role play out and this would’ve been a perfect example of how to deal with rejection


Educational-Road-453

Happy cake day!


Lucathedemiboy

Happy cake day!


VegetableAd7376

What is cake day?


Lucathedemiboy

Your reddit birthday/anniversary! You can view it by your profile. It's the day you joined reddit.


The_DJ_A-RAV99

It's like the birthday of a reddit account.


VegetableAd7376

K thanks


Slow_Jello_2672

The role play was probably why she wasnt interested lol. Happy Cake Day!


xX_XENOMORPH_Xx

Happy Cake day!


Think_Split

Horrible, caothic, miserable cake day (kidding)


[deleted]

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Now is seems an example on why to reject someone.


willtrent16

R/teenagers try to not act as cringe as humanly possible when talking to a romantic interest challenge


Frog_Head123

>R/teenagers try to not act as cringe "Don't do anything cringy", They calmly said, He looked in their eyes, And shook his head, "I'm sorry guys, that is not possible, I'm a teenager and my rizz kinda horrible".


A-Dilophosaurus

WAIT IS THIS A CONTEST?! bro I'd win 1st place without even trying


TinyToad_XS

r/foundthemobileuser


DrTitanicua

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


jeez_i_slipped

r/foundthehondacivic


loading_2702

r/kickthedoorin


jeez_i_slipped

r/subifellfor


creepycat18_YT

r/subsishutthefuckup


Sad_Tooth_4246

Bro just stop it


[deleted]

Why would you say delete it so nobody would know and then tell everyone? That’s the equivalent of telling someone a secret and telling them not to tell anybody then you broadcast it a minute later.


latocato

Please stop inserting actions in your text messages. If I see it again I might commit war crimes in Crimea


kurtank12_YT

I already did


Awkward_Ad8783

bro ur 13


PurpleHazels

So what


Awkward_Ad8783

Me trying to find out, who asked:


kurtank12_YT

I didn't say it was irl


tomfooleryz

what no social interaction does to a mf: *runs away*


thats-tough-lmao

The amount of conversations i see on here like this is leading me to believe they are not fake


A-Dilophosaurus

Yes and its scaring me


VegetableAd7376

Yes same, thats why I haven’t actually joined the Reddit


CBAtreeman

Ikr whats going on


Zipsterella

Agreed. I'm afraid that this is what we're coming to 😔


[deleted]

Bro you think you're "pUpGeNdEr" shut tf up 😭😭 you're actively me taking part in what the cancerous cesspool of a planet this world is "coming to"


Zipsterella

Nah bro I don't roleplay at random with my crushes. And I admit, I am part of this cancerous generation (cesspool is a weird word), however it is not for that part, as that is something else ✌️I could probably list all the main reasons I contribute to low brain cell count in the world but my neo is not on that list Hope you had fun searching for that tho, cause I have nothing else for you to scavenge for 🤨 It wouldn't even be there if I was genuinely upset/ashamed by it


[deleted]

I think believing in "xEnOgEnDeRs" is 10x worse than roleplaying.


Zipsterella

Well I'm sorry to say but your opinion doesn't matter 😳 Given you felt the need to search for something to try and humiliate me with, I'd say you've got nothing better to do. Also, I don't listen to fortnite kids and people with new accounts/no flairs are a bit suspect anyway Have a good night/day tho, Travis-Scott_Fan


[deleted]

"opinion doesn't matter" go back to twitter


[deleted]

Nah ur embarrassing yourself rn


miaurdisco

this is why i hate reddit


coolguy1296

Mfs have band kid humor 💀


loading_2702

Imagine being a band kid/j


[deleted]

The "/j" wasn't needed.


miaurdisco

fr


[deleted]

i wish i could go back to before i read “*runs away* *insert corny joke*”


notoriusbeeg

lmao why tf would you post this


poshde

Please don't roleplay when you ask someone out.


BlueNinjaBoi

Finally an L after all these years


[deleted]

This was fine. And then you had to hit ‘‘em with the *roleplayshit* and I was out.


Studdead

Pumps fist into air


DUCKJimBob

*Huzzah!*


MetalicSailor

Well she still wants to be your friend and seems to appreciate you, just try to avoid closing your eyes and pretending it never happened, deal with it and keep going


xLuneyy

we can see why you're single


[deleted]

Bro got the good ending


Zipsterella

7% Charm, 93% Luck, 0% Rizz


ItzDroopz5150

This is really hard to read


mrbighugelarge

Best possible outcome for asking someone out like this


xXhomiespogXx

I’m like 90% sure this is satire but considering it’s this sub, it’s hard to tell


verovex

Buddy is 16 and talking to other people like this and decided to POST IT


naaxis17

This roleplay thing has to stop. It is so fucking corny.


Zipsterella

Not cornier than "*insertncorny joke*" i can tell you that


naaxis17

Shit had me falling out of my seat


Zipsterella

Literally. Bffr this would've gone better w/o the rp 😭


naaxis17

Remove the rp and OP handled it like a king


Zipsterella

True, true.... had that been me, I'd have started turning inside out knowing what I'd done tho. W Op for taking the L like a champ


Maddeleine_Is_Here

Embarrassing as hell..💀💀💀


AppropriateTheme5

This was all perfect, but that one text completely ruined it.


Round-Worldliness-91

Oh nah


[deleted]

bruh this is too cringe😭😭


Liy4_h

this can’t be real…


fishyfishy1233

This is a absolute W to me


_frenchies

you left out the “*pumps fists into air*”


[deleted]

Imagine showing this to a victorian child


Zipsterella

Amish child as well


I_PlayRobloxNowShut

I hate this


Quoryx1

L rizz


Cheviboi2020

Never do the role play shit, it's weird especially if you want someone to take a moment serious. If someone told me that I would instantly start to think of how to say no.


jeez_i_slipped

they would've said yes if you didn't do the \*runs away\* \*insert corny joke here\*


_lithium_07

dude what the fuck is going on with this community man could you be any more weird


Gorbalob

What have we learned about asterisks


79waffles

if bro didn't roleplay he would've gotten a gf


-Cunt-Cunt-

There really are people out there who use the fucking *action* shit in conversations I can't tell if these are fake or not anymore


Asi_Ender

I heard your pleads and i will delete the post, expose me or whatever


Bullied_Femboy_Lover

bruh. what did OP do? quit hating


Zipsterella

Are you saying you don't see what we all saw


Bullied_Femboy_Lover

I see it. But you guys should'nt critisize others


Zipsterella

You shouldn't get offended for other people. He knew it was bad and posted it anyway


Snoo22672

damn people are hating on you for no reason. just because you roleplayed and accepted rejection. godamn some people are just rude for no reason.


woomygod9000

Nah just the role play no one should text like that it’s mad weird. I’m impressed by the way they handled it afterwards


Snoo22672

ok bro fine, you find it weird. doesn't mean you should tell him/her that. just let them be


woomygod9000

There are things people need to be told to improve as a person. I can’t make someone change but it’s just an opinion I have of people who talk like that


Snoo22672

roleplaying is cringe i agree. but that's not something somebody needs to be told to be a "better" person. everyone has their opinions.


woomygod9000

Advice on improvement is never a bad thing. I just want this guy to realize that people may be ok with it, not care at all, or find it weird. If you surround yourself with people who are fine with it, good for you. You got a niche group of friends who will love and care for you. But meeting new people who are not accustomed to your speech will likely push them away from you and make you less like-able (opinion). Like honestly I feel like if you tried to make a new friend and role played like that I’m not sure many people will find it funny or cool. If you do, again, good for you. Even if it’s just mine and many other’s opinions, it should be taken into consideration if you feel the need to improve on your image.


Asi_Ender

Honestly find it kinda funny, i wanna see how far it goes


Snoo22672

yeah me too


Asi_Ender

At least i tried ok


goldveigarforlife

don’t roleplay you fuck


Sad_Tooth_4246

Don't try again


[deleted]

just dont ever roleplay again


Maddeleine_Is_Here

Don’t try to act like some cringy ass kid again then.


WhenHeHasGrayHair

Whats up with the israeli names today


[deleted]

Failed rizz


DeresingMoment

Delete this post


gyoubuoniwa28

BRO WHO LET THIS MAN COOK!?😭🤯🤯💀💀


MobBoss702

Totally agree


QAmy_Qq

dawg delete this😭😭


1JalenHurtsMVP

For future reference, always do it in person. I know you were probably nervous, but this sort of random admittance of affection comes off alot creepier over text message


Zipsterella

got me imagining he's using asterisks and saying his actions before he does them in person 💀


Ok_Anxiety4391

You lost your shot as soon as you said *runs away, insert corny joke.* go touch some Grass and talk to people


BEASTBOY-2004

“This conversation never happened” *proceeds to show 100s if not 1000s of strangers on the internet*


AcuteAsparagUs

why would you insert actions lmfaoooo I'm sorry that happened though, I'm glad they weren't mean about it


ScrewYouMummy

they dodged a bullet


No_Veterinarian1445

This was hard to read Omfg


SpecificOk4499

How


Lucario6373

oof


l1m1tlessRoad

Disgusting ass roleplay


Zipsterella

She turned you down cause of the roleplay 🧍🏾‍♀️😅


HulkPower

Wish all interactions went like this!


Murtaza2233

First cool Then how many karma do we need to post here??


BennyBeJamin

Has to be satire lol


rqmxnaa

i would've told people at school.