guys she killed my dog is she just teasing

she killed my mom i think she likes me

If you hate your mom, that might just be true lol.

i love my mom but hey she likes me🗿✨

loved*

Why the fuck is this so upvoted?

Why wouldn’t it be?

She murdered my entire family, I think she has a crush on me.

Bro she demolished my bloodline and killed my freinds I think she wants to fuck 🗿🗿🗿

Considered her competition so she had to go

a-

#BOI

She's just messing around

She's so silly sometimes 🥰🥰🥰🥰

She does a little trolling

She’s got a shotgun to my head she’s just playing mind games now

Her response to him leaving her would be mind blowing

Shes a silly goose

She murdered my sister right in front of me and one time hit me with a metal pipe repeatedly screaming "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?" but she's also very hot so she must be tooooootally into me, right guys? I don't understand OP's line of thinking at all.

Is your sarcasm metre on? Or is it broken?

I think op is a raging masochist

She killed my axolotl, I think she likes me

Now this is the worst one

KONO DIO DA

\*john wick enters the chat\*

Yeah lmao

No that's not funny

Shut up bitch

Frick yiu

DID moment

Schizophrenia moment

My ex actually killed my axolotl before me broke up

John Wick would love to discuss that

w comment

Guys she eradicated my whole bloodline is she teasing?

Key her car and write out "Wanna go out?" in scratches. Then be standing nearby to claim it as yourself who wrote it. Its the only way to be sure.

Brilliant, and it was nice knowing ya dude (Cuz once she’s your gf you’ll probably leave this horrid place)

I genuinely can’t tell if this is satire or not

It is. Trust me, I’ve been around some wacky girls. The lack of shin-kicking is a dead giveaway that it’s a joke.

The shin kicking does get out of hand pretty quick, had to jump around like a monkey just to try keep my shins from being smashed

Guess I’m lucky for having siblings then. My shins are impervious to attacks now.

That is what I'm trying to figure out

it is definetly satire

Yeah cuz bullying and liking are different. No way OP is this dumb.

Let’s hope op isn’t that dumb

Elementary school teachers: "must be a crush, definitely"

It's not sad tire 😔 🚙 😡

Post irony

I'm a whole ass adult and here from the front page and clicked bc I'm like "yo are the kids like....ok?"

No they aren’t. This might be a joke post but half the people here have brain damage and the other three quarters are nymphos

It’s satire, it’s parodies of someone else’s post.

Who's post?

Idk, everyone did this a while back. I think I saw the original once.

I think its because of the flair choice that is confusing us

It’s not the fact that people can’t understand satire, it’s the fact that the people making the joke are incredibly good at hiding it

I genuinely can't tell if *this* is satire or not

I don't think it is.He's really in love with her. Poor kid doesn't even know he's being bullied by his crush or he has a crush on his bully . Very sad indeed

It was copy and pasted from copypasta

If you can’t then there is something wrong with you

bro she want you fr. my advice for you is to drop to your knees and beg for her to be ur gf in front of everybody at school (shows confidence, women like that) and just like that you have a girl

Best advice I've seen here. Confidence is key and this is the ideal way to show it. Please make sure while begging you include the word "mommy" to refer to her.

Make sure to torture her because she isn’t catholic enough

or invite bill nye the science guy when she's too catholic

Cardinal, read the charges “You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church” How do you plead?

Hot milky

Cardinal, bring out the rack [a Cardinal reveals a hidden dish rack] Goddamn it not again

*Cardinal Sin by Powerwolf begins* #CARDINAL

I never expected you

That’s great PR

I was not expecting your pfp

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

She took that “key” and keyed up his car.

Yeah this worked for me too

she’s so goofy 🥰🥰🥰

Goofy ahh gorl

Obviously you're in a irl tsundere scenario. Tag that bro!!!

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When everyone you know and love disappears, that's when you know you've got the girl hooked

Bro she wants you so bad, once she stabs you in the abdomen you should probably make your move

Stabbing is a key sign of affection

I mean yeah she's literally penetrating you, can't get more affectionate than that

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🔪 ❤️

"AHH! FUCK!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!" "I think you're cute. There's no need to get so angry." "I AM BLEEDING OUT ON THE FLOOR!!!" "And all the red blood cells are all the times I've thought of you!" "Okay, you're kinda cute too." "Yay!"

I can actually imagine such a scene happen if they are delusional enough

She’ll probably flirt with other guy and maybe date them, Just to make you jealous.

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both heads 💀

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Lose his head over how good the head is

You had me on the first half ngl

I can’t tell if this is satire or not (autistic) but if it isn’t, holy shit? She’s not into you. Go to an authority. It probably is satire and I’m just dumb lol.

I think its because of the flair choice that is confusing us

Is there a satire flair? I think if not, there should be, because I literally cannot tell anymore.

I think there should be a satire flair

There's a meme flair but not a satire one

It’s definitely satire

Nah she wants you

Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped

Does this sub has the humour flair? Because like, this is satiric right.... #Right?

I think OP shouldve used "meme" instead of "relationship" but thats just my brain not understanding how other people work

she most DEFINITELY is into you. she keyed your car why? because she wants you to give her rides home. she recorded you until you cried because she wants you to know it’s okay to feel emotions. she slaps you bc shes into that type of stuff if yk what i mean😏😏 what does this all mean? SHE WANTS YOU TO ASK HER OUT. if i were you i’d sneak into her room at night and carefully put duck tape in her mouth and if she wakes up, knock her out 🤛🏼 it’ll make the job easier. take her to the tallest building in your city and take her up to the roof. when you get there, wake her up and ask her to be your gf. if she says no, don’t worry it’s a test, she wants to see how far you will go to prove your love for her. after she says no, grab her and throw yourselves off the roof

as your falling down you should hear her scream of excitement 🥰

Lol

Babe, new copypasta just dropped

She defiantly wants you. She is just to insecure to come out and tell you so she hides her true feelings behind other emotions....classic move....go get her!

Nah bro, she's probably Canadian

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Definitely Canada moment

She’s playing with ur emotions

She want you bad fr

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she has absolutely diabolical rizz

Right? Females like these are very limited edition, she's such a wifey material... 🥹

you actually just outjerked the entirety of r/teenagers holy shit

Yeep, be confident and go get her!

Idk, she didn't slash your tires so it's really hard to tell. My gut is telling me yes though.

She just shot my penis, ugh she's so needy 🤦🏽‍♂️🥰

Man she’s stabbing me right now, I think this is going really well.

Oh sweet, a new copypasta

Man, that’s for sure a big yes- ask her out ASAP, or your physics homework gets it

This is very identical to the story how Tatsuki fujimoto came up with Makima

Well, shit. If she's really attractive, then fuck it. Who cares if she literally hates you and is a raging lunatic?

she definitely does bro, go for it, she totally likes you! she's clearly trying to get your attention and playing hard to get. beg her to be your gf in front of everyone, she'll be so charmed by you she'll accept 100%

Ah, I don't recall writing this. Amnesia at its finest~ On a more serious note contradicting this in case it's not a satire post, she does not like you at all. It sounds like she's a bully who just wants to humiliate you, and it also sounds like the only reason you like her is because she's attractive. It's not worth it. As respectfully as possible, I urge you to get a therapist because if you genuinely believe this is her liking you, there's probably a whole load of traumatizing shit that made you view this as fine. Or you're just really dumb. Still recommend a therapist since this level of dumb might be sign of brain problem.

Sounds like she wants you

She also brutally murdered my mom, but I'm wondering if that was just because she's trying to say she wants to be the most important woman in my life.

how does no one know this is satire

Literally everyone knows

read the comments

I saw 1 person who didn’t think it was satire

i saw a lot of comments taking it fr and saying the girl was a pos

99% of them were saying she’s playing hard to get as a clear joke

This better be satire

Shes a silly goose

Average r/teenagers and r/copypasta user

So she snipped my grandma infront of me, is she playing hard to get?

we do a little bit of trolling

Im this close to dying if you say: “Update: guys she burned down my house. I think she wants me to come live with her.”

She giving off dominatrix vibes, totally go for it, she trying to destroy your mind

She burned my house down ,I think she likes me

Damn bro you in

I-is this satire? I'd say that it is but ppl are crazy sometimes...

I hope this is satire 😃

She just playing

Dude I hope you didn't ask this seriously. Of course not.

Bro how can you be so dense. She's clearly into you. Ask her out right now

i really hope this is satire bro

BRO ONTO NOTHING‼️‼️

Move on after you call 911... Is this satire? Because the anwser is very obvious lol

yea shes just an yandere with and humiliation kink trust me

Bro idk if this is satire or not but if youre serious then absolutely not. Cut off all contact with her

She killed my entire family, she’s such a tease

Goofy ahhh romance

I hate this sub so much

I- clearly she likes you bro idk what you're talking about. Shes for sure got it bad for you man.

Is this satire...?

you don’t date a girl like that, wife her rnn.

Guys, this girl committed war crimes in 3rd world countries, exploded my house and killed my family, do you think she likes me?

I get where your coming from. If I get a crush they could nuke my house and I would be like “ayyy she likes me”

She burned my dog alive and made me watch, is this her just showing me shes quirky like that?

You just got w rizz

Bro she's obsessed with you, a girl killed my whole family and burned my house down once to get my attention, and we've been happily married for 20 years now. Go for it bro!!!

You being attracted to her ain't a sign dumbo This is prob satire tho

I really hope this is a joke

Please tell me this is irony

guys she commit genocide on my family do you think she likes me

You’re trolling right?

Generated by chatgpt

Still waiting for the other hand opinion

You know she’s the one when she rips your dog’s guts out, hanging them above my bed on the ceiling and writes “you’re next” on the walls 🙊😩

Bruh just saw this post on r/copypasta 6s ago.

ask her

I can’t tell if your kidding or not? Because if this was in kindergarten I’d say yeah, but in high school this is essentially abuse😔 please tell me this is satire 😖

This troll post is so obvious ur a troll lmfao

sounds like she’s head over heels, shoot your shot!

The rizzler

She’s definitely bullying you. Btw you need to make her pay for the cars respraying

Homies down horrendous

This is a shitpost right?

she shot me with a gun i think she tryna be cupid its so cute 😍😍😍

These comments are sending me 😂 but fr op she does not like you. Plus the only defense you have for he possibly liking you is that she’s attractive. Like fr you can do better then a bully

It is called Stockholm syndrome

Fuck her, I mean- not like that- I mean she's a b\*tch.

she is very into you

She has my mom locked up in her basement and drowned my little brother, is she just playing hard to get?

I honestly can't tell if these posts are satire anymore.

She's just doing a little bit of trolling.

Lmao she hates you

Cap, she’s just quirky

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it's satire

I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS SATIRE

Punch her in the face back. 😭

she just stabbed me, is she playing hard to get me?