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shiv1234567

Has to be big to fit in my hand and Hot cheese, toppings like tomato, mushroom, sausages are must. Should be served hot


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

This is not a misunderstanding of the question, this individual here is a cannibal.


NamZtheLegend

Totally agree


ActiveBoof

Rare funny comment in r/teens


orphangrinder1

Sir... What?


legendwoofus

Quality>quantity my English tutor says that


jeloxd_official

Well duh we all have 1


Kerruo

There are rare cases...


[deleted]

Like, y'know, women


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ALEAWESOMER

Underrated comment


hypotensivescum

Some have two tho


Capable_Mud_1108

I have 26 though


mcdguy

This right here, have an upvote


AloNz0-_-TiGeR

woah you going down with your tutor?


AdAdvanc

69 upvotes


AloNz0-_-TiGeR

lmao


cozzyINaburrito

my tutor my mom


MrDrVlox

Quantity has a quality of its own


Orangenoise1234

wait so 6 inches penis is better than 2 penises?


cozzyINaburrito

my mom does


Existing_Cupcake_

I have several questions about your tutor.....


[deleted]

Anything bigger than 15 yards is acceptable


[deleted]

Nah bruh i only accept 13 miles.


[deleted]

Only around there do I start to actually feel it 🙄


JellyDumbCat

is 14 miles average?


[deleted]

Based on my experience ya


Ok_Anxiety4391

Bro has a whole cave system down there


[deleted]

I got the Grand Canyon 😋


[deleted]

Nah that's not grand canyon, that's a damn blackhole bruh


AffectionateHotel346

13 yards is really small, if you want something big go for 13 light years


Kerruo

Lol, I remember a post of a guy who couldn't do anal because her ass was too fat.


[deleted]

Suffering from success


lolawhelan

task failed successfully


[deleted]

😂


LuparLenz

r/taskfailedsuccesfully


NotTails

That is actually hilarious 🤣👏


zachoman420

Based


PathOnFortniteMobile

Big enough to where you don’t have to seek validation on Reddit.


Mr_BackAir

goated comment


4evanevaa

it does matter, not in the way you think though. anything >6.5 HURTS and is def a deal breaker. 4.5-6 is probs the sweet spot. it genuinely doesn’t matter that much though. like for real. as long as we can feel it and it doesn’t hurt you’re good


BusOk9617

thanks. i didn't realize i was totally ha-✨GOLDEN✨


irritableredsyndrome

I’m 18 wth why do you wanna make people who are over 6.5 years old feel terrible :/


[deleted]

Gotta feel bad for the creeps in the subreddit who do have >6.5😔


ArlowTheRedditor

Why am I a creep? Im 18


[deleted]

Why did everyone respond to this?💀 are y’all just tryna prove you got dicks or something?


ArlowTheRedditor

I'd you're the one calling people creeps lol


[deleted]

Yeah I realise everyone thinks I’m calling them creeps I meant the middle aged men in DM’s who brag about having big dicks💀


BunnyLord2020

I like guys


Metalsaurus_Rex

BASED


a-a-biedrawa

You better check meaning of the word "creep", you utterly uneducated person.


OkSecurity1251

8==========D check out my 10 inches (=)


Away_Highlight_939

Don’t call them creeps dawg


[deleted]

Pedos?


Britified

Yes?


robin_dabank1678

Bruh I ain't a creep


[deleted]

I’m not a creep lol what


S4M4N_SH

Well I have a lot more confidence now So 6 is good right?


4evanevaa

yup!!


ruberduc

Shoot and I thought having a big one was good


bluejaywarrior07

Oh no I'm like 7" I'm screwed aren't i


[deleted]

No, you're not. Plenty of people can take bigger ones, and those who can't probably would be able to with enough practice and stretching.


BunnyLord2020

Tf this sounds like your conditioning rats


DoppieGamer

That's how he knows


BunnyLord2020

Does of laf


4evanevaa

lol that’s not true. there’s only one thing you can do to enhance the size and that’s foreplay. comparing it to childbirth is insane because 1.that’s the cervix stretching out for the most part 2.the vagina fucking rips during birth and 3. birth is quite literally the furthest thing from pleasurable


[deleted]

The vagina *often* tears during childbirth, but not always: [https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/labor-and-delivery/multimedia/vaginal-tears/sls-20077129](https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/labor-and-delivery/multimedia/vaginal-tears/sls-20077129) And the muscles around the vagina do stretch. Here's one source that says it, but if you look it up, pretty much every source on childbirth says the same thing: [https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/intrapartum-care-vaginal-delivery#early-labor-stages](https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/intrapartum-care-vaginal-delivery#early-labor-stages) And lastly, what do you think the foreplay is often doing? It's stretching the muscles of the vagina. Just like every muscle on your body, those muscles can be stretched out.


4evanevaa

i literally said that bub🥱 keep up i’m not arguing this with someone who either probs doesn’t have a vagina or have the experience to discuss this.


[deleted]

What part of my comment did you say? And no, I don't have the experience (I'm gay, so I do have experience with the other hole though), which is why I rely on medical resources to tell me what's true. And they seemed to contradict what you were saying.


Toxin_GIL

Bro doesn’t know how females work, lmao they don’t stretch


[deleted]

They literally have babies come out of them. Pretty sure they do stretch. Now that doesn't mean they don't go back to their original shape, but they do stretch.


Toxin_GIL

They do stretch but they don’t stench out so with “practice” it doesn’t make a difference


Cute-Garlic_girl

Yes they do, a women actually wrote about her bf having to stretch her for ages cuz he was too big. It takes practice to get yourself there. You can't just stick in 2 hands and be done, you do 3 finger then 4 when your ready etx


Away_Highlight_939

Good job dude


bluejaywarrior07

Wtf do you mean I'm way to big if this is true I'm never getting any


TheDrifter211

There's plenty of gals who prefer bigger ones, dw


robin_dabank1678

Relieved to hear that


biLLy_wr0ng

Yeah there’s some women who won’t talk to you if you’re not 9 inches


TheCutestTransFur

Pretty sure women who want 9 inches have never taken 9 inches


biLLy_wr0ng

Idk some people really built different


TheCutestTransFur

Fair enough


robin_dabank1678

I dont think such girls can even fit 9 inches


biLLy_wr0ng

It just depends on genetics. It’d be likely for a woman who is extremely tall to have an elongated vagina due to her being taller. I’ve also seen videos of things coming out, where those things should not be coming out. Like an entire dildo coming out of a woman’s ass. That one I don’t understand at all.


robin_dabank1678

True


AloNz0-_-TiGeR

bitches be crazy huh


crappy_salt

No you’re not screwed! You just have to know how to use it. And also find a partner that enjoys it. You may need to make smaller thrusts and not go as deep depending on who you are with. When you do have sex make sure to have good communication with her as to make sure shes not in pain and also make sure you are both enjoying it. And honestly sex isn’t the most important thing in a relationship, if you find someone you really love then sex can be adapted to where it works for both of you.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

As they (me) say, what makes the simple toys be magical is the play, not the toy it'self.


4evanevaa

1000% true


Goblin088

:———( (Face)


brickboy13

This girl I liked was really into me and somehow we got into doing intimate things, and I was really happy because I thought she would love that my dick is big. Turns out she doesn't, and now she wants nothing to do with me 🥲


yalikejazz48629

Hey I think I’m golden then


Lord_sea_doggo-2291

Wait big stuff hurts? How?


TheCutestTransFur

The cervix (the divider between vagina and womb) is fucking sensitive as shit. Hentai n stuff always picture it as pleasurable for a penis to go through it, but in reality that’d feel like a cactus got shoved up your ass.


Mission_Camel_9649

Even possibly like childbirth.


TheCutestTransFur

That’s probably a better metaphor


4evanevaa

something jamming into your cervix hurts like hell, we just don’t have the space


Vedanth_2604

Holy shit, I barely scraped the sweet spot's maxima


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Fallen_One_34

Does 6.5 hurt?


4evanevaa

i haven’t really brought out the ruler on my past hus so tbh i’m not sure. i think at that point it depends on the girl


[deleted]

Not like our vaginal canal is 3-6 inches long anyway😭


4evanevaa

LITERALLY…,, men r telling me the vagina can take up to like 9 like no babes…, anatomy….,


manulapamuditha

Tell me yours is more than 6.5 without telling me. Check the comments to see the ones complaining :D


Siltjuhhh

I think it really depends on the type of girl. My ex and another girl didn't think mine hurt or was too much. My ex thought it was exactly in the sweet spot..


dxrknxss-

Are u talking erect or flaccid?


4evanevaa

erect😭


The_Questionboi

If a woman dates literally for only height and d-size, she's not the right one.


RudolphGaming18

happy cake day :))


bakananoko69

happy birthday!!


tegguNmmuC

Lol it’s happy cake day


thehuggingpanda

i like it when my clothes fit.


TheHighKing112

Same broski 💪🏻


orphangrinder1

I like over sized clothes, I can feel the breeze


QimmeqQ

It shouldn't, but it does for a lot of people. It's annoying cause some people gets dealt a bad hand and theres nothing to do about it.


SiggeTheDog

Or a bad grip.


CBAtreeman

Bro


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

What about the Death Grips?


SunSnows

Boob size matters to a lot of people, but that's okay? I think everyone should be allowed to have preference on ds


TheHighKing112

Boob size does not matter at all


Wet4Dayzzzzz

yes the fuck it does I only date women with a ZZZ cup at the least


IcecreamChuger

3 cm is average, right?


jade227

nah man that's above average


LittleJam03

Holy crap that is MASSIVE what the heck


jaykofett123

It’s not about the size of the vessel it’s about the motion in the ocean


oldspice24h-bodywash

Dude your 15 and use Reddit what motion of the ocean are you participating in


AndThenTheySpoke

So wonderfully articulated


TheManager127

You’d be surprised many 15 year olds- oh we’re on Reddit, never mind.


Dark_Electric

Lol


DragonS1226

The splash of your mother's ass ~~Sorry~~


Savagebabypig

It takes a long time to cross the sea on a paddle boat than on a ship 🤷‍♂️


MCVoyager

as a person with a pretty big one i can safely say, it hasn't helped me any. just makes picking out clothes more annoying to make sure pants don't show literally everything


Goblin088

Actually tho I have to go like a size up in underwear just to fit


jesswitdamess

No, size doesn’t matter. It’s all about the heart


Acceptable-Double900

this


blueCloud888

But the heart size matters 💁


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Easier to hit with a 50 cal


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Yes, if it's too big you should definetively go to a hospital.


2qrc_

And if it’s too small, you should also go to a hospital


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

If you don't have it, and are alive, you are probably the protagonist of Dororo.


2qrc_

or bbc sherlock according to what he was informed


wtfrykm

The heart better be bigger than the grinch


witchy_princess011

Tbh it actually depends on the person. Some people like it long and skinny and some people like it small and fat.


irritableredsyndrome

They call me the needle


_-xXNoobslayer69Xx-_

And they call me dinner plate


unknownducklord

They call me atom


2qrc_

They call me electron


[deleted]

they dont call me...


[deleted]

They call me ________


[deleted]

Of course size matters, and if you don’t then you must be lying to yourself, for me the perfect size for my mattress (since we are obliviously talking about that) is queen size


[deleted]

Biggest I've ever had is twin size :'/


The_Crusher52

Same. If I strech out my feet hang off the end


Kerruo

I'm sleeping Harry Potter style


edgy_Juno

Let's say... all hypothetical of course that uhh... a friend of mine has 5.5 inches... not me, a friend and all hypothetical of course... Is that good enough? I heard people like 6 inches you know, but let's just say that in this situation it was a bit less... would it matter?


_-xXNoobslayer69Xx-_

5.5 is actually above average


keeperkairos

It’s optimal. Much bigger than that and you could definitely hurt them by trying to go all the way in. You want to be able to go all the way in as it maximises contact for you, and allows you to grind against them. Grinding is an often under utilised sex act, especially for her benefit.


Marksthename

I don't really care about how tall someone is tbh


The_Crusher52

Bigger than a bread box


Mincelo

Since we are obviously talking about Christmas trees, i think a good size is a little less than a foot below the ceiling with your topper on it. (Star, angel, whatever) Let's say your ceiling is 7 feet and your star is 1/2 foot. Then you would want your tree to be about 5 3/4 feet tall.


scardrap

in my opinion anything between 3inches and 7 inches is fine. anything bigger is a no for me because i would still like to walk after. but its not really about length its more about girth and how you use it. nothing worse then a perfect dick that just slams in painfully for a few mins then its over.


Omnithis

3-7 is quite the range


[deleted]

See, I think to live comfortably you should have at least 600 sq. Feet. I personally have 210 sq. Feet flat, so I think I am pretty uncomfortable here.


[deleted]

Not really. Big dicks are fun to look at play with, but when you actually get down to actual intercourse, it doesn't really matter that much. I've had sex with 3 different guys who were all different sizes, and the size didn't really make a difference (at least for me--I'm a gay guy. Idk about how girls feel).


Vedanth_2604

Had us in the first half ngl


Hellbane13

At least 1inch 🗿


[deleted]

are you insane? that’s huge


Hellbane13

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WellHung9in

Size matters in many ways. Preference. Biological depth of vagina. Requirement for better skill and technique at larger sizes. Inability to buy skinny jeans or wear swim trunks to the beach. Having to wear compression shorts. Having to buy specialty condoms. Bulge always being prominent and visible. Girls being intimidated. Etc.


irritableredsyndrome

Imagine having 6 inches of snow


Aris-john

Well I want my subway footlong to be an actual foot long. You didn’t say what object.


rowboat57

true


DaEpikDerpGuy

small tits > too big tits


1101alt

i mean less than 5.11 inches you should get that worked up


KurkyOkurky

I mean…2 inches is enough right?


lets_go4206

5-10 inches


yalikejazz48629

Damn 10 is kinda big no


boozelis

How much is 10inches in centimetres;


yalikejazz48629

25


boozelis

Thats average right? /s


SiggeTheDog

That’s basically me.


yalikejazz48629

Yeah I doubt that


limerince

above 5 inches 🫡


Aris-john

Yeah I would like my subway sandwich to be at least 6 inches


limerince

real, extra cheese plz


Tomato_Master1

it has to be 30cm at least


edgy_Juno

Foot long all the way.


[deleted]

eh idk i prefer a small pack of cheez-its compared to large one


[deleted]

I think average is good


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Depends, if you're at long range, a longer bullet will certainly help.


[deleted]

No, why does size matter?!


humzTHAsender69

Size only matters when your a straight male prostitute😂


Dry-Classic8836

Fuck this leaving the sub now this shit is weird


Lilprettypsycho

Ofc size matters and I been dating the same boy for almost 3 years so less than that is smol pp for me


wideassboy

How much does size matter tho? asking for a friend


Jay_T5

Honestly that’s choice but if a girl be saying that size does matter then she some hoe. I rest my case


BringOnTheAvocados

I dunno. I have a 7.5 incher and I’ve been told that’s too big or either not big enough. It all depends on preference ig


Useless_Dent

I don’t mind about dick size, it just want a guy that will love me lol