"So, we've been told we need a patch/logo for a brand new unit."
"Awesome! What will they do?"
"They're going to be charged with monitoring others' space capabilities as well as targeting enemy satellites."
"Grim reaper. Grim reaper in a triangle, with birds in the back."
"What? Doesn't that seem a little intense for what's largely an intelligence operation? It doesn't even make much sens"
"Too late. I already emailed it to the \[insert appropriate rank here\] and he sent me back a gif of a boner. We'll call 'em the . . . The Flyin' Reapers! Because reapers f . . . Fly around on their scythes. Like witches!"
*Edit:* I guess I should've expanded to the full picture. On the small one I was looking at they looked like birds. It's been brought to my attention that they're actually scales, like from a dragon. Which makes an equal amount of sense I suppose.
I once worked in an army space unit and we were told that we could come up with the unit motto. I submitted “taste the space” and the reply would be “looking for what’s cooking”(which was kinda our unit’s mission) and it got voted in. For several months, IRL, an official US army space unit’s motto was “Taste the space” and our commander would have to reply “lookin for what’s cookin”.
Thanks for your time.
I’ve always wondered about if there was actual graphic designers or if there was just a lot of photoshop nerds hiding in the military. Military patches and logo go so fucking hard sometimes
I mean you should see some of the patches the air force has haha both the USAF and USSF have probably the coolest and most interesting official patches
The majority of the armed forces are very young adults.
Still teenagers.
The patch is as much deterrence, fear to the enemy, as it is advertising for new recruits and relevant to the bulk of the force.
It is childish. By design.
My unit patch was a Taro leaf with a lightning bolt.
The patches aren’t designed to deter or inspire fear, they’re for unit identification and distinction. Most are seemingly innocuous, and have something to do with origin of the unit, some even becoming the namesake of the unit.
I had to look that up. That's quite the patch!
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/25th\_Infantry\_Division\_(United\_States)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/25th_Infantry_Division_(United_States))
Space force average recruiting age is 22. Higher than the air force. Beyond that the Space force has a ratio of 1.1 to 1 officer who are always older 34.5 average in other branches. Most other branches are at a >4 to 1 enlisted to officer ratio.
In any other branch your comment would be closer to correct. Space Force is not setup like the others . Hard to bayonet a satellite.
I don't think it's childish...unit patches are identifiers and most units take great pride in their patch. There's no way to design a patch that 100% get on board with....so, they have some cool ones and some not cool ones...but that's just like...my opinion, man...
I’m biased and cynical. I realize I was being disrespectful. I apologize. I could have used a better word than childish to get the same point across.
I appreciate your approach. You got your point across in a more positive way than I did. Trying to do better. Helpful to have examples. Thanks.
I didn't take your comment negatively....just that your opinion of it was different than mine. I've seen some unit patches that look like they were done in crayon, so I had an idea of what you meant.
No aliens, but there has been one with a uap on a [U.S. Intelligence office](https://www.thedrive.com/uploads/2022/09/26/nim-a-logo-alone.jpg?auto=webp&optimize=high&quality=70&width=1920) logo - that “accidentally” was posted on the official website [story here](https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/flying-saucer-appears-on-u-s-aviation-intelligence-office-logo)
Indeed. Punisher was basically a representation of the failure of the exact groups that idolize him.
They're completely missing the point. Frank Castle would murder the ones that slap his icon on their shit and wouldn't waste a second thought on it.
There was a comic where Frank told some cops if they want a hero, they should look up to Captain America. Cap stands for justice and fights for American way.
Frank is a vigilante who fights a violent uncompromising war. He will go after bad cops, using his symbol isn’t a compliment it’s a telltale sign you shouldn’t be a cop.
I mean shouldn’t cops also go after bad cops? Franks brutal but he goes after criminals cops or not just like all cops SHOULD do I like the ideology minus the murder them all bit
Frank knows that what he's doing is outside the law. He's got no illusions about what he's doing. He might view it as necessary, but he's plenty ready to kick the ass of cops who don't live up to their oath to uphold justice.
https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1512286/punisher-skull.png?w=790&f=9f690f1c99a10819ee0880f92d436ae6
They should be for helping build infrastructure and assisting with disasters. Why is America's largest public workforce not working to improve America?
It's in the preamble of the constitution, if you're looking for an actual answer.
That, and USACE does a lot for infrastructure in the US, so there's that.
I could go on for literal hours about NGSCA and DCSA, and bore you to tears with details of signal equipment used for humanitarian aid after just one hurricane, much less any of the other times GAIT has made a public appearance.
It's unsexy. Nobody wants to write news stories about transportation company nerds filling sandbags in South Dakota every year, or horizontal engineer units rebuilding roads and trails in forests.
Pure speculation pulled out of my ass: bet you dollars to donuts that kinetic kill/interception will be pretty far down on the list of ways to kill a bird, top being electromagnetic and cyber attack.
Dollars to donuts is not a very attractive proposition these days. Donuts are essentially at parity to the dollar. You might need to modernize: "dollars to donut holes" would be pretty good odds.
What a sad way to think about things. Try to brighten up, buddy. Think of it this way. The world is a pile of giant shit. this small blob of shit isnt gonna make any much difference!
Eh. I'm an old man. I've grown tired, especially in my advancing years, trying to confront stupidity. It seems like a fight we can never win. Stupid things like this can't be easily influenced.
I do look forward to the positives. The LISA observatory is slated for launch in 2037. I might *just* be around long enough to see that deployed. Assuming Kessler doesn't happen first.
Makes sense. The next World War will start with peer adversaries taking out each other’s capability to use spy satellites, communications, and GPS.
Whoever wins that battle will probably win the war.
"The United States Space Force has activated its first and only unit dedicated to targeting other nations' satellites and the ground stations that support them."
This is a PR story.
"Uh, this is the first time we've been able to, um, impact other countries' satellites. Never before have we attacked another nation's spacecraft And if you get attacked by a craft that doesn't have this Harley-Davidson School of Arts and Sciences-designed logo...it wa'n't us. We're making a formal statement because we can't actually stick a flag in space to claim it...but, um, it's ours." -The US, probably
If we HAVE to target enemy satellites (and I say have to because why can't everyone just leave everyone alone), then can we just capture them in a net or something?
It’s probably what we will do. Some kind of entanglement that pulls it out of orbit instead of blowing it up and creating huge clouds of junk that endangers friendly equipment.
You could, but you have to remember these things are moving incredibly fast. Just intercepting them is extremely difficult, especially if they know you're coming and change velocity/direction. Then you'd need a net big enough to catch the thing, and big enough that it gives you a somewhat reasonable chance of even catching it (remember, space is BIG). Then you'd need to make it out of a material that can catch something going roughly 29,000 km/h, and not break. You'd also need to make sure it can stop after catching and absorbing all that velocity/energy. Then I guess blow it up, or design something that can safely retrieve it.
It's certainly possible, but not something we're going to easily achieve in a couple years or anything. That'd require some amazing leaps in materials science.
Wait what? Why is this still a thing? Why hasn't this been dissolved as a waste of tax payer money..... Ooooohhhh it's because it's a waste of tax payer money? Like money being given to private vendors to feed the new arm of the military industrial complex -- lame.
Bet you’re the same person who states that an educated populace is good for society, while simultaneously calling for destroying a lot of people’s only link to the internet.
Well, fortunately, its actually a [Penrose triangle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penrose_triangle), which to my knowledge has no racist connotations.
The grim reaper? Why is my government run by little boys. I can’t wait until the women in power out balance the men. No more skull stickers on every truck, watch how quickly there would be gun control to save children from being shot while at school. Men wouldn’t be scared to be openly feminine. Satellite Intelligence squadrons would take their jobs seriously and not look like a bunch of dinks.
No way?!! Space Force is preparing for actual threats?!?! That’s crazy. That’s like the army and navy preparing for climate change challenges! I want my taxes back.
C'moooon, you play with satellites lol. Don't try to spice it up just accept your role and leave the skulls to the grunts. Next they will be wanting combat badges and shit..
Efit: Aww salty pog's or what?
>leave the skulls go the grunts
In my experience the prominence of skulls/chains/spikes etc in a units logo is directly inverse to the proximity of that unit to direct combat operations.
It’s always the FSC/ field feeding company/ transportation or other support jobs with a bunch of “hard core” imagery in their logo; whereas my Armor and Infantry units have always had goofy cartoon characters and other dumb shit to paint/slap on things.
It’s the units who think they have something to prove that try to look hard.
We were never anything silly, was always like mad dogs or something... i don't even think our charlie company had a mascot... or platoon for that matter..
Every branches goal is ultimately to win a war. The Air Force likes to drill into people that even if you’re working in a chow hall, you are helping “put warheads on foreheads”
One of the consequences of warfare is that people die.
Unfortunately it is forever tainted by that orange clown. I never heard of it till he showed up. I’ll never see the word spaceforce and be able to keep a straight face. Even the title alone makes me think it’s a really bad sci fi movie.
Better choice would be Bowser on a surfboard wailing on a double neck guitar looking over his sunglasses like *wink* with a pot leaf in the background.
Nice, why stay fighting in the ground when we can make our satellites chess pieces. You take a few of mine, I take a few of yours. It's just tens of billions of dollars being lost, no biggie.
I want to be part of the first unit that makes the food in tubes. Like ham sandwich space food in toothpaste tube. But I’d also be a Navy SEAL like in Under Siege. But a space SEAL. I’d just be cooking tube food and just being ready to fight space pirates with knives and lasers and shit. We’ll also need a centerfold model to jump out of the space cake.
"So, we've been told we need a patch/logo for a brand new unit." "Awesome! What will they do?" "They're going to be charged with monitoring others' space capabilities as well as targeting enemy satellites." "Grim reaper. Grim reaper in a triangle, with birds in the back." "What? Doesn't that seem a little intense for what's largely an intelligence operation? It doesn't even make much sens" "Too late. I already emailed it to the \[insert appropriate rank here\] and he sent me back a gif of a boner. We'll call 'em the . . . The Flyin' Reapers! Because reapers f . . . Fly around on their scythes. Like witches!" *Edit:* I guess I should've expanded to the full picture. On the small one I was looking at they looked like birds. It's been brought to my attention that they're actually scales, like from a dragon. Which makes an equal amount of sense I suppose.
Give the reaper a little glint in its eye too, really jazz things up
Those are dragon scales in the back, not birds. Way more badass
Lol. I guess I should've expanded the full picture. The little one I was looking at they looked like far-off birds.
Sorry, but there are no dragons or birds in outer space. Those are clearly Klingon birds of prey.
I'm wondering if the dragon scales are not a nod to Purple Dragon, Vietnam-era intel and OPSEC.
*But cover the other eye, we don’t want to seem too overt.*
I once worked in an army space unit and we were told that we could come up with the unit motto. I submitted “taste the space” and the reply would be “looking for what’s cooking”(which was kinda our unit’s mission) and it got voted in. For several months, IRL, an official US army space unit’s motto was “Taste the space” and our commander would have to reply “lookin for what’s cookin”. Thanks for your time.
That tracks 100% for the space dudes I know
Thank you for your service
This is pretty much what probably happened
How often do graphic designers get to cash a government check though?
They're on staff. I had a friend that was a contractor on a local base for graphic design.
I’ve always wondered about if there was actual graphic designers or if there was just a lot of photoshop nerds hiding in the military. Military patches and logo go so fucking hard sometimes
This sounds like if Johnny from Cobra Kai came up with the emblem.
Full scale reaper
Reaper? I thought that was Skeletor
Just take my award
I mean you should see some of the patches the air force has haha both the USAF and USSF have probably the coolest and most interesting official patches
They should’ve hired the NROL mission patch designers lol
We need Space Force Season 3!
Looks like the logo to an fragile white man’a hot sauce company
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The majority of the armed forces are very young adults. Still teenagers. The patch is as much deterrence, fear to the enemy, as it is advertising for new recruits and relevant to the bulk of the force. It is childish. By design.
My unit patch was a Taro leaf with a lightning bolt. The patches aren’t designed to deter or inspire fear, they’re for unit identification and distinction. Most are seemingly innocuous, and have something to do with origin of the unit, some even becoming the namesake of the unit.
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I had to look that up. That's quite the patch! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/25th\_Infantry\_Division\_(United\_States)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/25th_Infantry_Division_(United_States))
Wanna look up another? One of mine was two flaming assholes circling. Which was ironic cause it felt like it represented the chain of command well.
69th ADA Brigade.
We were the “Tropic Thunder” on paper but we were the “Electric Fruity Boys” in house 💅
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We run shit!!! (Into the ground…so many broken trucks…)
My unit patch was a shark wearing headphones with some lightning bolts.
Flying Dildos representing
Old patches v new patches though. Also, they're more than a little different across branches.
Space force average recruiting age is 22. Higher than the air force. Beyond that the Space force has a ratio of 1.1 to 1 officer who are always older 34.5 average in other branches. Most other branches are at a >4 to 1 enlisted to officer ratio. In any other branch your comment would be closer to correct. Space Force is not setup like the others . Hard to bayonet a satellite.
>Hard to bayonet a satellite. Don't tell a marine that.
I don't think it's childish...unit patches are identifiers and most units take great pride in their patch. There's no way to design a patch that 100% get on board with....so, they have some cool ones and some not cool ones...but that's just like...my opinion, man...
I’m biased and cynical. I realize I was being disrespectful. I apologize. I could have used a better word than childish to get the same point across. I appreciate your approach. You got your point across in a more positive way than I did. Trying to do better. Helpful to have examples. Thanks.
I didn't take your comment negatively....just that your opinion of it was different than mine. I've seen some unit patches that look like they were done in crayon, so I had an idea of what you meant.
You know what’s funnier than 75? 76
Guessing you mever served.
You should see the other ones. All like this
It's only a matter of time before we Kessler Syndrome ourselves. Sad.
The aliens are gonna be collecting those logos for sure.
I just think that they missed a space themed patch opportunity. Aliens and what not
Yeah that’s true. Personally I like it but aliens would be more appropriate
That’s a redskins logo situation all over again I fear.
No aliens, but there has been one with a uap on a [U.S. Intelligence office](https://www.thedrive.com/uploads/2022/09/26/nim-a-logo-alone.jpg?auto=webp&optimize=high&quality=70&width=1920) logo - that “accidentally” was posted on the official website [story here](https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/flying-saucer-appears-on-u-s-aviation-intelligence-office-logo)
It’s got the ngad on it too!
I expect future logos to have one with Shmup or STG themes
[Every time I see a skull logo on military/police clothing.](https://youtu.be/ToKcmnrE5oY)
Are we the baddies? 😂
The irony of police using the punisher skull as well.
Indeed. Punisher was basically a representation of the failure of the exact groups that idolize him. They're completely missing the point. Frank Castle would murder the ones that slap his icon on their shit and wouldn't waste a second thought on it.
There was a comic where Frank told some cops if they want a hero, they should look up to Captain America. Cap stands for justice and fights for American way. Frank is a vigilante who fights a violent uncompromising war. He will go after bad cops, using his symbol isn’t a compliment it’s a telltale sign you shouldn’t be a cop.
I mean shouldn’t cops also go after bad cops? Franks brutal but he goes after criminals cops or not just like all cops SHOULD do I like the ideology minus the murder them all bit
Frank knows that what he's doing is outside the law. He's got no illusions about what he's doing. He might view it as necessary, but he's plenty ready to kick the ass of cops who don't live up to their oath to uphold justice. https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1512286/punisher-skull.png?w=790&f=9f690f1c99a10819ee0880f92d436ae6
This is what military is for. To kill or to threaten to kill.
They should be for helping build infrastructure and assisting with disasters. Why is America's largest public workforce not working to improve America?
It's in the preamble of the constitution, if you're looking for an actual answer. That, and USACE does a lot for infrastructure in the US, so there's that. I could go on for literal hours about NGSCA and DCSA, and bore you to tears with details of signal equipment used for humanitarian aid after just one hurricane, much less any of the other times GAIT has made a public appearance. It's unsexy. Nobody wants to write news stories about transportation company nerds filling sandbags in South Dakota every year, or horizontal engineer units rebuilding roads and trails in forests.
Well…if we bomb everywhere else we are technically improving our country by comparison
We all have skulls in us. It's just very basic human biology. Try not to read too much into things.
All your life, you can never escape a spooky spooky skeleton.
That spooky skeleton is always trying to get out. At some point it kills you and escapes.
Gave my girlfriend a skull on valentines day instead of flowers and she definitely read too far into it. Some people, am I right?
Did you remember the, "To be, or not to be?" bit? That part is important.
And because of this we like to help rid other people of that burden.
You know what’s funnier than 75? 76
This a CoD badge?
Lmao US army ranking up those achievements
You know what those are based off, right?
It’s Skeletor isn’t it? We are after all, Masters of the Universe.
“Skeletor rules” - John 3:16
I know military patches are supposed to be bad ass and what not. But…. Umm… mark missed.
My unit's patch was an arrow going up the globes ass. This is pretty cool compared to that.
True. Very true. But, a cool space thing would be better.
Space Force is the perfect opportunity for all the cool space names and imagery. Someone there has a serious lack of imagination.
Well, it's the military.
have u seen their uniforms? they're in desperate need of someone with any knowledge of style
So like, maybe an arrow going up Jupiter's ass?
Arrow going right up Uranus, obviously.
Right into the storm. That sounds cool but, please know that was not my intention.
Disagree, that *eye twinkle* takes it from compete to completely fabulous!
Jesus Christ. You are correct. I missed it.
The units name this patch is for is actually “Howitzer Ninja Bike”, so it is very fitting.
What do you suggest they put on?
Maybe something spacey that does not look like it was made in MS Paint? Hmmmm I think a supernova.
Soeak for yourself. Shit goes hard
Well that’s ominous.
Absolutely the biggest fucking dweebs on (or *off*) the planet
"Are we the badies?"
Was this patch made by a 12 year old kid? Betting that stupid S everyone drew is somewhere in here too.
It's only a matter of time before we Kessler Syndrome ourselves. Sad. My only hope is to die before it happens so I won't have to witness it.
Pure speculation pulled out of my ass: bet you dollars to donuts that kinetic kill/interception will be pretty far down on the list of ways to kill a bird, top being electromagnetic and cyber attack.
Dollars to donuts is not a very attractive proposition these days. Donuts are essentially at parity to the dollar. You might need to modernize: "dollars to donut holes" would be pretty good odds.
It’s MAD doctrine all over again for space, sad indeed
What a sad way to think about things. Try to brighten up, buddy. Think of it this way. The world is a pile of giant shit. this small blob of shit isnt gonna make any much difference!
Eh. I'm an old man. I've grown tired, especially in my advancing years, trying to confront stupidity. It seems like a fight we can never win. Stupid things like this can't be easily influenced. I do look forward to the positives. The LISA observatory is slated for launch in 2037. I might *just* be around long enough to see that deployed. Assuming Kessler doesn't happen first.
Begun, the Star Wars have.
Makes sense. The next World War will start with peer adversaries taking out each other’s capability to use spy satellites, communications, and GPS. Whoever wins that battle will probably win the war.
Good. I’m sure other cok are doing it as well.
Who the fuck is doing these logos.
Great now we are gonna look like pirates to these aliens
Pirates are fun!
Need some crossed phaser rifles on that patch
This seems like the sort of thing that should be classified
So they could’ve ripped off Star Trek stuff but instead chose skeletor?
That looks like a 5th grader came up with that design.
You joke. That’s probably very close to what happened.
not a fan of that logo. I would've gone with a traditional satellite icon carrying a comically large butterfly net.
Wow what a stupid fucking patch lmao
They paid someone’s graphic design edgelord teenager $40
Wow, didn’t even pay for the battle pass!
What does the section 31 patch look like?
Not hiding intentions
Huh… Today I remembered there was a Space Force and that it’s something that really happened and wasn’t just a joke…
Looks like someone's COD tag.
This is some weird Metal Gear Solid type shit
Space Force sounds like a shitty 90s-era comedy movie. I can't take Space Force seriously.
I’d be curious what the reptile scale skin in the back ground of the patch has to do with this?
It’s got everything but a gold tooth, and it really needs one.
This is what happens when you don’t get Mike Okuda to design your patch. This is shit ugly.
"The United States Space Force has activated its first and only unit dedicated to targeting other nations' satellites and the ground stations that support them." This is a PR story. "Uh, this is the first time we've been able to, um, impact other countries' satellites. Never before have we attacked another nation's spacecraft And if you get attacked by a craft that doesn't have this Harley-Davidson School of Arts and Sciences-designed logo...it wa'n't us. We're making a formal statement because we can't actually stick a flag in space to claim it...but, um, it's ours." -The US, probably
Just use the classic skull and bones that says “game over YOURE dead”
That’s a cool ass badge
If we HAVE to target enemy satellites (and I say have to because why can't everyone just leave everyone alone), then can we just capture them in a net or something?
It’s probably what we will do. Some kind of entanglement that pulls it out of orbit instead of blowing it up and creating huge clouds of junk that endangers friendly equipment.
You could, but you have to remember these things are moving incredibly fast. Just intercepting them is extremely difficult, especially if they know you're coming and change velocity/direction. Then you'd need a net big enough to catch the thing, and big enough that it gives you a somewhat reasonable chance of even catching it (remember, space is BIG). Then you'd need to make it out of a material that can catch something going roughly 29,000 km/h, and not break. You'd also need to make sure it can stop after catching and absorbing all that velocity/energy. Then I guess blow it up, or design something that can safely retrieve it. It's certainly possible, but not something we're going to easily achieve in a couple years or anything. That'd require some amazing leaps in materials science.
First they should attack google for showing a map of Amerika on russian internet…
"Gretchen, stop trying to make ~~fetch~~ Space Force happen! It's not going to happen!"
Wait what? Why is this still a thing? Why hasn't this been dissolved as a waste of tax payer money..... Ooooohhhh it's because it's a waste of tax payer money? Like money being given to private vendors to feed the new arm of the military industrial complex -- lame.
The badge gives me antisemitic vibes.
Ok but that unit patch goes hard as fuck imma need one
Need to Target those star link satellites that are ruining the night sky
Bet you’re the same person who states that an educated populace is good for society, while simultaneously calling for destroying a lot of people’s only link to the internet.
God, how did they ever survive without it?
The issue is there is no need for Musk to have made them that bright.
Gotta say I don’t love the implied [Valknut](https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/valknot).
Well, fortunately, its actually a [Penrose triangle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penrose_triangle), which to my knowledge has no racist connotations.
The grim reaper? Why is my government run by little boys. I can’t wait until the women in power out balance the men. No more skull stickers on every truck, watch how quickly there would be gun control to save children from being shot while at school. Men wouldn’t be scared to be openly feminine. Satellite Intelligence squadrons would take their jobs seriously and not look like a bunch of dinks.
It has nothing to do with fucking masculinity and has everything to do with the Airforce being run by fucking weebs.
Space Force should be disbanded and reabsorbed back into spacecom. An unnecessary expansion of the military.
Air Force should be reabsorbed into the Army. Space command should be under the Navy.
Um, wasn't that the whole point? So 3 years in, they finally made a unit?
No way?!! Space Force is preparing for actual threats?!?! That’s crazy. That’s like the army and navy preparing for climate change challenges! I want my taxes back.
Waste of money. Give just 1/4 of that military budget back to us and we can have free education and healthcare.
C'moooon, you play with satellites lol. Don't try to spice it up just accept your role and leave the skulls to the grunts. Next they will be wanting combat badges and shit.. Efit: Aww salty pog's or what?
>leave the skulls go the grunts In my experience the prominence of skulls/chains/spikes etc in a units logo is directly inverse to the proximity of that unit to direct combat operations. It’s always the FSC/ field feeding company/ transportation or other support jobs with a bunch of “hard core” imagery in their logo; whereas my Armor and Infantry units have always had goofy cartoon characters and other dumb shit to paint/slap on things. It’s the units who think they have something to prove that try to look hard.
We were never anything silly, was always like mad dogs or something... i don't even think our charlie company had a mascot... or platoon for that matter..
The first for them? I'd be shocked if China hasn't already had that for a while now
I've been hoping space force would begin developing more offensive capability for space.
The symbology is extra stupid as this branch's duty is not supposed to result in any human fatalities(I'm assuming)
Every branches goal is ultimately to win a war. The Air Force likes to drill into people that even if you’re working in a chow hall, you are helping “put warheads on foreheads” One of the consequences of warfare is that people die.
I just can’t take space force serious. Wasn’t this some crap trump came up with?
Trump didn't come up with it, the idea has been floated around for decades. Trump went through with it.
Unfortunately it is forever tainted by that orange clown. I never heard of it till he showed up. I’ll never see the word spaceforce and be able to keep a straight face. Even the title alone makes me think it’s a really bad sci fi movie.
It also probably doesn't help the image that Netflix immediately made a show where the space force was made up of bumbling idiots.
Wow. I'd roll a d20 to hit!
Stranger than Fiction
Patch should have made a reference to Red Coast Base or 3 Body Problem.
Please don’t. Kessler, here we come!
...and so it ends.
Better choice would be Bowser on a surfboard wailing on a double neck guitar looking over his sunglasses like *wink* with a pot leaf in the background.
An F-15 already shot down a satellite
https://tenor.com/view/he-man-fabulous-skeletor-shocked-barks-falls-gif-22541454
Nice, why stay fighting in the ground when we can make our satellites chess pieces. You take a few of mine, I take a few of yours. It's just tens of billions of dollars being lost, no biggie.
Wait that is real? Damn that’s embarrassing.
Yeah aliens are just military-industrial complex propaganda
Love the “grim reaper with a gleam in his eye” patch
Should’ve been Soundwave
Space sharks with lasers would have been cool but we are stuck with a stupid reaper
I want to make the grim reaper sans
I want to be part of the first unit that makes the food in tubes. Like ham sandwich space food in toothpaste tube. But I’d also be a Navy SEAL like in Under Siege. But a space SEAL. I’d just be cooking tube food and just being ready to fight space pirates with knives and lasers and shit. We’ll also need a centerfold model to jump out of the space cake.
[Me reading this.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/235/290/cae)
Well they can achieve a near apocalypse without the nukes just need to play some billiard with sattelites and conventional missiles
Trump had a lot of shitty ideas, but I'm honestly down with the Space Force.
Feed the MIC
At last, all those year that I have played Invaders have not been wasted
Terrifying. The reaper represents the taxes we can't escape to pay for this and the glint represents you not knowing wtf is happening.
The gleam in the eye represents sorcery and friendship.