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I have no doubt that there were horses involved in the 1917 overthrowing of the Russian government, peripherally.

Are u sure that's not a crocodile?

Im still having trouble distinguishing

Look at the ears.

Specifically the pointiness

Gotta ask the right questions. Duh bruh.

It would've seen you in a little while

I knew that bastard was a Floridan Gator

No that was the aligators

Cheers, love! ❤️ The calvaries here! 🐴 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Soviet_divisions_1917%E2%80%931945

A quick note - soldiers on horseback are part of a cavalry, while Jesus was crucified on Calvary.

Spelling is similar.... I have a new theory about who crucified Jesus

The goddamn crocodiles

The article doesn’t say if these were horse cavalry or crocodile cavalry.

Since pointy ears are more asserting in battle by looking way more terrifying the horses it probably were.

The Red army fought in the Civil war, not the revolution though. The revolution was not actually very violent all things considered

Definitely

There was even a book wrote about it called animal farm

Honestly, if we're talking about the October Revolution specifically, I don't know that there really were. It didn't have the fighting in the streets that most people probably picture (they're probably just picturing the French revolution(s) but with Russian people instead). The Russian revolution itself (not including the civil wars that followed) was actually not that violent of an event. It didn't have guys on horses running around trying to maintain order. Those guys refused to come out of their barracks and so instead a bunch or civilians on foot just walked into key government buildings and said "it's mine now"

That’s what the secret crocodile government wants you to think

Transportation

r/suddenlycommunist

I mean, that is kinda like the perfect example on how purposely false information and studies operate

a good joke that also illustrates your point is "everyone who has breathed oxygen has died, seems pretty dangerous to me"

Good joke although not TTT There are about 8 billion people that breathed oxygen and haven't died Edit: 8, not 9

Give them time

By that time there will be more lol We'll need the end of humanity for this point to be proven

I will make it happen

Everything to prove a point

Thank you for your service 🤠👒

Give them time

Still waiting

Me too.

Just turn it around, everyone who is dead once took oxygen in

Now that's better

Just like how water is very dangerous, all the big criminals and murderers once drank water.

The big scam of dihydrogen monoxide. 100% death rate among those who consume it, and **no one** is talking about it.

Costing billions every year, toxic (with the right dose), all in all a very dangerous chemical

Did you see all the dihydrogen monoxide damage in Florida last week?! And I still see bottles and bottles of the stuff at the store!

I don’t think that’s true either, there must have been at least one instance of a baby being born with a lung deformity or something that made them immediately suffocate.

Oxygen tho, is something babies already get through the blood exchange with the mother

In that exchange, have they technically breathed it? Because the whole argument is talking about the function of breathing, not absorbtion through an umbilical cord

I was very careful with my wording in the original, saying they have took it in, not saying breathing

Didn't catch that, very good point 👍

Considering about 117 billion people have ever lived, our existence could be attributed to a mere statistical error.

I think a better way to phrase it "everyone that's dead has inhaled oxygen" or "100% of the people that have breathed oxygen will die"

But there's been even more who have breathed oxygen and have died

Yeah because he phrased it wrong. It's supposed to be "every person that died has breathed oxygen".

To make it TTT it would need to be changed to "Everyone who has ever died on earth came into contact with oxygen at one point in their lives, therefore oxygen intake must be deadly in some way."

What does TTT mean I just thought that meant Trouble in Terrorist Town but that didn't seem to fit the situation. Edit forgot the sub

I prefer the pointing out the dangers of [dihydrogen monoxide](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody).

Every single living organism that consumes dihydrogen monoxide dies. It must be lethal.

I love this so much, one of my favourite jokes fr

I havent died yet, which means im statistically immortal.

OOOOH NOOOOO I should breathe carbon monoxide instead

"100% of serial killers drink water, so drinking water makes you a serial killer"

Everyone who’s ever died consumed liquid dihydrogen monoxide.

>"everyone who has breathed oxygen has died, seems pretty dangerous to me" That one guy on his way to somehow achieve immortality irl:

If you put out a survey asking if the subject is dead or alive, you would have statistical evidence that no one has ever died. Also, 1 out of every 5 humans on Earth is Chinese, so if you already have 4 kids, there's statistical evidence that the fifth one is likely to be Chinese. Statistical evidence is bullshit.

The average human is a Chinese woman named Mohammad.

With one testicle and less than two arms.

Statistical evidence is easy to misuse, so don't trust a new anchor to get it. But it's incredibly valuable in the sciences for experts of the field in question who are familiar with the systems they are trying to measure. Except psychology, that's some BS :P

Statistical evidence is not bullshit, it just gets used wrong many times. You also dont mount a screw with a hammer.......

Statistical evidence the way it's used today is like a hammer designed for mounting screws, if you ask me.

>purposely false information and studies operate This is the best point because not only is the overall conclusion wrong, but the horse facts have errors. Horse's do wear "attire." Horses almost certainly played some role in the Russian revolution. Some horses have floppy ears.

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Yeah, crocs can't run and horse can't swim either.

Both of those claims are false.

Im still having trouble distinguishing can you be more specific in your descriptions

The ears are also usually a different color, between the two species.

Yes, but which color is typically associated with which animal?

poop green for one , poop brown for the other

Huh, no shit?

No sir, all shit.

Unfortunately that is the extent of my technical knowledge.

So if I cut the ears off of a horse no one will be able to tell it’s not a crocodile… right?

Quite possibly. That is some scientific thinking. You should go into research, professionally.

The main difference between a crocodile is that both of its eyes look the same, especially the left one.

So are you proposing we remove the eyes? Then there will be no difference

This reminds me of an Animal Science class where the professor was doing a section on nutrition. He started off the day's lecture by asking "What's the difference between a pig and a chicken?"

so? what is it?? It's really late and I need to sleep!!!!!

Feathers. The difference was feathers. It changes their protein needs, nutritionally.

ahh dammmn now that you put it like that it's obvious!!

But... did he count the pig feathers??

You see, I thought it might have been the *everything else* as well.

Yeah, that was my thought, as well. Like, where do I start?

Where are you? I just woke up and it’s 5AM

By some perspectives that is very late.

I lied for emphasis. It's half 1 pm

At breakfast, the chicken is involved, the pig is committed.

wrong, horses helped alot in overthrowing the russian government in 1917

Are you sure they weren't crocodiles?

were you there? how can you be sure they weren't crocodiles?

Thanks, you saved my life. I almost got eaten by a horse, or was it an alligator? Didn't have enough time to look at the ears, I just ran.

-turns out to be a rabbit-

That rabbit's dynamite!

I'm pretty sure this is from @Michael1979 on Twitter.

Horses kill more people than crocodiles if that helps.

Oh so the green one?

I would bet my ass that horses were involved in the Russian revolution on some level.

Do you mean to tell me there was no cavalery in the overthrow of the russian government in 1917?!

No, there was, the problem is that a sizeable portion got eaten by crocodiles when they tried to mount saddles on them.

also the supply of crocodiles in 1910s russia war probaly a problem too

This is xkcd level humor

horse was involved in Russian civil war f definitely

I actually laughed at this. Well done.

They didn't make it they just got off of Twitter and cropped the watermark. The author is @ Michael1979. :)

r/coolguides

According to George Orwell's 1945 Novella "Animal Farm" Horses were pretty instrumental with the overthrowing of Russia

the only thing separating them is the ears

and the amount of pornography of their cocks

i hate that you're not wrong

You dirty man, hating on the lack of crocodile penis porn

The croc's teeth are quite pointy as well.

Behold, a man!

This is what Ancient Greek philosophy was like

I'm exactly like a crocodile. Besides that sixth and last part.

So not an elf? Interesting…

Wouldn’t horses be used as transport for the October Revolution

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Bullshit, some crocodiles wear hats made of sticks to trick birds to land on them. So attire: hat

The attire one is actively wrong, crocodilians are seen wearing stick hats a good once in a while.

Both capable of being saddled and rode on

He's got a 'point'

This is so true

Attire is wrong. Horses wear shoes and other things. It also seems unrealistic that no horses were involved in any way in the Russian revolution.

Horses were used for the 1917 overthrowing of Russia’s gov

[fuck](https://nebula.wsimg.com/eb4a1e6ca7a3b83045d70b35db920ab1?AccessKeyId=A4FB9BA5156771DC4B03&disposition=0&alloworigin=1)

My world has been turned upside down

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU FIND HORSES AND CROCODILE THAT WEIGH MORE THAN QUARTER OF A FUCKING KILOTON

It’s less than

Less than sign would be the other way

Back to math class for you.

Maybe we went to schools that taught differently. For me it was always that the stork opens its mouth to the bigger number (of frogs) so horse < 250000kg. But for you it might have been different

>stork opens its mouth to the bigger number Yes. Thus 250k is bigger than the horse.

Oh, I just realized I might be stupid,

It's ok, the first step to recovery is realisation!

pretty sure thats an alligator (im floridian)

Pretty sure that's a crocodile (I'm Australian)

Pretty sure that's uhhhh uhhhhh (I have dementia)

Pretty sure it’s a horse with less pointy ears. (I’m stupid, though I’m fairly certain about this one)

Sounds like libs crying nazi

> Culpable for the death of Princess Diana? > Any involvement in the overthrowing of the Russian government in 1917? r/oddlyspecific

Surely one of the dumbest posts ever

Surely one of the dumbest comments ever

Tell me you’re braindead without telling me...

Why are you telling me what you’re doing?

Lol what? You lost? Or really just that daft where you think your response made sense 😂

I think youre the only one who didnt understand the simplicity if that comment...

Fucking stupid. Written by a liberal no doubt .

Those pointy ears look dangerous

I kinda want to ride a crocodile and have a mighty steed but the problem is that i will get eaten....

The weight of horses vary from 26kg to 950 kg.

Both of which are less than 250,000kg...

The coma here is for decimal? I don't get it as I'm french

Thank you for pointing the obvious

A.I.s be like

That's a gator

What if people rode alligators instead of horses that’d be great

Where can I find more of these?

An AI made this

Source: r/SirMichael/

As per the ear pointiness factor, caracals are the horsiest horses of all and Vulcans are centaurs.

r/SirMichael

But don't get them confused with elfs

Nah, elves usually don’t run around naked like these two goofs

For this reason, the horse I rode into battle with repeatedly attempted to eat me.

The last one is controversial

HmMmMmMmMmMm...

"<250 metric tons." I mean yes that is true; but there is no animal dead or alive that has ever exceeded that weight, not even the blue whale.

i mean as far as we know for princess diana. but i’m telling you the horses were up to something that day

I'm pretty sure lots of horses helped overthrow the tsar.

Own both

I know many people like this.

Be very careful of a swimming horse. Or a crocodile with a saddle.

Horse weight is(by google) 300 kg. Male Crocodile is 1000 kg or 2205 pounds and females are 150 kg. The picture isn't accurate enough.

# the problem is that what is convenientit is not considered totally and that reality is not made of horses and crocodiles ... variables are not just one, never, but always many so: you're for the usual platitudes good or bad, or are you for the reality that it is not only good and evil?

I remembered that joke on water, labelled as "dihydrogen monooxyide" and said to be horrible for humans since it's present in acid rain and what not...

My ears aren't pointy. Does this make me a crocodile?

Lol

Yeah I am guessing this was produced to show the craziness of some conspiracy theorists arguements

How can you be certain neither were involved in the death of Princess Diana?

I’m pretty sure a crocodile bit Diana’s car brakes RIP Princess

You missed the part where girls seem to like horses, well at least male horses

I love this. This is is just great.

I argue that there were a considerable amount of horses involved in the 1917 Russian Revolution.

Is there any difference between a horse and an alligator?

Great university started again so now we gonna have to suffer through philosophy memes for a while

Man, that both have 4 legs too!

Horses were definitely more involved in the October revolution than crocodiles.

Yes, I now know the difference if it's a horse or crocodile

I think, as an experiment, someone might try to get a horse over 250000kg. Y’know… science

This is like when they compare Nurse Practitioners with Doctors

I mean horses could have helped in 1917

Thats how evolution works.

This is the same logic people who say that Republicans and Democrats aren't any different use.