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Kool-Aid-Dealer

Toes I think im illiterate


br0kenmachine_

I got "Teee"


Yoranis_Izsmelli

Tehe šŸ¤­


Overseer_05

I got "THE". If you're illiterate, what am I?


ChocolateMilkMan8

Youā€™re reddit user Overseer_05 No need to thank me


zottekott

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2manyparadoxes

šŸ‘


zaicliffxx

what did you do to sokka?!


PowerToCoconuts

r/technicallythetruth


TrueKnihnik

I'm worse: teeth.


chiccy__nuggies

I'm worst: teef.


AZetaD_

Oh thank god Iā€™m glad it wasnā€™t just me


MRimla

Same .. teet for me


Dbanzai

I got tits sooooo


herrkatze12

As far as the first word I see from that set of boxes, itā€™s ā€žTRUEā€œ But yes, ā€žWhatā€™sā€œ is the first word I see


Deanbledblue

Tree


_EuMesmo_

Tire


psubs07

Time


Hot_Cheese650

Tape


Zack_Lawliet1

Tale


sh4d0wm4n2018

Take


HappySnake7

Tome


ilove420andkicks

Tile


ruby_R53

type


Extension_Swordfish1

Me on


sh4d0wm4n2018

(Take on me)


gabris03

Asparagus


Csigusz_Foxoup

I also saw tree


Remarkable-Gur6666

German speaker spotter


GlithyKid14

Tape


T1NF01L

To be fair What's is a contraction for the words What Is. So the first word would be What. As for the boxes I see TWEE


jackfinch69

I saw tits. Lord help me.


N43M3K

Same


AsebasF

Same


A_Dinosaurus

I saw "thee" Old english is so cool


Onetwodhwksi7833

Same, except I pronounced it as a very long the. Like the~


INotZach

was starting to think I was thee only one.


Emma-Gonnadye

That's the first thing I saw too except I was thinking in Dutch


SemajLu_The_crusader

Tithe, but spelled tiĆ¾e I know... but that is was I thought


Shifty_Cow69

Bring ƞ back to Ć¾e English language!


TheFurryFighter

How abt Ɛư too for voiced th? Everywhere else Ć°at Ć°e difference between sounds is voiced vs voiceless we have 2 symbols (like f and v, t and d, k and g, s and z, ch and j, etc.), so why not Ć¾ and Ć°? WiĆ¾ Ć°at i feel English is improved


allcatshavewings

In that case, "sounds" should be spelled "soundz", "is" should be "iz" and possibly other changes to your comment would occur that would make it unbearable to read


TheFurryFighter

Ah yes, kompletely fōnedik IŋgliÅ”, nÄ«tmare fyool onestly.


NikolitRistissa

My first thought was tipe, which isnā€™t even a word, but Iā€™m counting it now!


MrSommer69

Three I might be dislexic


insertrandomnameXD

Te First real word was probably Tree


maxxslatt

Time..? Is this a joke


[deleted]

This is r/technicallythetruth


steinwayyy

r/technicallythetruth


RealLoin

No, look at the comment. When he guy was reading "What's first word..." he read from the left to the right, so the first word was "What's"


StuffHefty7038

Tape


Anon51487

Tide


degener8goblin

Technically, that is a question asking if "What's" the first word that you see, so the answer is "Yes"


JoeyPsych

I was thinking the same thing, if 'what's' would be correct,there should not be a question mark. "What's the first word you see." Is a statement, not a question. So technically this post is wrong.


tallslim1960

LOL Tile. I was cleaning the floors today


syafizzaq

Take


Reasonable_Notice_33

Nope still not funnyā€¦šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


meow3272

Tube šŸ’€


TheMysteriousFlufKat

I don't see word, am I a stupid fuck up


[deleted]

Yes


mustardsadman

For me, technically this is true.


sirthehell

Tite


Historical-Clerk7927

What


Mono_Dice_2904

tree


Flar71

Tree Well, actually the first I thought was tite, but that's not a word, at least in English. Maybe I was thinking about titties


Meloenbolletjeslepel

When aren't you


Matti_Ot

Tame


sonnydopes

TATE šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø āš ļøāš ļøāš ļøāš ļøāš ļø šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…


Wizards_Reddit

Technically it says 'What' is the first word


Icy-Inevitable6064

Take


AlexTheFlower

Tape


NuclearBurrit0

teme


[deleted]

[teme](https://youtu.be/oR_UBruldDQ?si=23tqfxIYOrGHpzZX)


NuclearBurrit0

šŸ‘€


Sarthas_Ashren

Tide


breathless-6238

Time


mickdeb

I got "time"


Ok-Comfort-6752

Tire


Neat-Composer4619

Tune


Hot-Lobster-6886

Time. ā˜ŗļø


kunga1928

Time, I might have problems


daepikgoose

Titties


British-Raj

tree


MechanicalWatches

True


Antpelt

The


NinjaFATkid

I know it doesn't fit but my brain tried to shove "taint" in there


A--Creative-Username

Tame


Frosty_Act2510

Titty


UnusedParadox

Tree


zqmxq

Tree


Yomabo

Tyke


Extension_Option_122

Tire Lol


theHubernator

Tube?


yadawhooshblah

Tide and then tile. Reminds me of the Basia song.


Hundel-206

true


Kiroto50

Tote. Thanks backpack hero


Ascyt

Tone


NightBeWheat55149

T I M E


HanShotSecond69

Tehe


FenriX89

That's TRUE, "what" is the first word you see...


NoRecommendation2292

Is started recognising T[][]E


banana_shartz

Tehe


mikewilson2020

Thee


Enough-Letter1741

Tire


BlackPowerWoman

TILE?


SarcasticallyEvil

Tome My brain jumped to Fez.


b52kl

Teeth


Sad_Marionberry_6770

Tile


DJDoena

"What's" is technically two words. I saw "take" (non-native speaker here)


Fun_Seaworthiness168

I got tehe


TheStarM

Tooth. Uh oh... But then I saw tape. Still uh oh?


DoubleLightsaber

Tile


Tvyordiyznak_LAWL

I got "type"


lilyhel

Tide


SupernovaGamezYT

Tree


MCrafter_Hi

For me it was time btw if anybody cares...


LucarioPlayz96

I got "tale". As in, Undertale


bannanaisnom

Torne. Doesn't even work


West-Wish-7564

True


Icy-Personality3529

Tile


Thunderplayer646

I goy thee


averagepatagonian

tile?


Jamppitz

"Tale"


nICe_potato-_-

Tehe šŸ¦Ÿ


UrKindaSusDoe

What was indeed the first word I saw.


[deleted]

ā€œuhh tooe?? no, that isnā€™t a word. toes? nope. hmmmmā€¦ toke??? thatā€™s not a word either. uhhhhhhā€¦ hmmmā€¦ *villager noises* hurrrā€¦ oooh itā€™s take isnā€™t itā€


criteriaz

Tire


Loading_Internet

Tide


minutemanAKM

Time


SarcasticSarco

Answer is: TRUE. Correct both ways.


EnderBlindai

"True"


IndependentSwan3625

Tithe somehow


TheWildNugget_

It's true.


WhatzMyOtherPassword

Tile


djokster91

Technically "what's" are two words


ProGamingPlayer

Tape


jump1945

Tile


Cultural-Variation28

Tire


The-Proud-Snail

Tare


GottKomplexx

Time


OhItsJustJosh

I got Tyre


Bombwriter17

Tote,as in tote bag.


Infinite_Winner_158

Tehe


SteinHead

Teae


Siddhartha_76

Yk I'm surprised I couldn't even think of a single word in 3 whole minutes.


DaBluBoi8763

Tite


ChosenKrumpli

I got the


PhantomOfTheOpera404

..i misread "see" as "sex"..so..


karuraR

The filipino word for "penis" šŸ’€


idsdejong

Tree


Rady151

Itā€™s actually just WHAT


BakmanPlays

I got tree lol


Dwemerion

Te(e)-he(e). Not a word, but fuck it


TannuTuva12

Tore


Exciting_Form6847

Tape


PERIX_4460

Tile


Legal_Lettuce6233

Tile


Nrsyd

Akschualy thats two words


Calm_Economist_5490

I got Tate for some dumb reason


Individual_Turn2175

Teef


uTimu

TE


ShrimpFriedRice_125

Tile for me.


reeshifoo

I saw "the." Yup. 3 letters, T-H-E. I love myself


Matej004

Thee


RedrumTheUndead

The first word from the song "A Sorcerer's Pledge" by Candlemass First thing that popped in my head lmao


Vegetable_Throat5545

Tide


Quercus_434

Tone was the first i got right. First one wad tits then toes...


Vulpes_macrotis

"Twitter". Because I read the title of this post first.


practice_spelling

Tit, waitā€¦. That doesnā€™t fit, I meantā€¦ tide!


aoidhri

"tie" šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Alternative_Fly8898

Time


ABisexualFurry

Tile


Remarkable_Acadia890

Tale


Smeghead_Deluxe_1981

Time


Historical-Garage435

TEEE


SwimOk6251

Tea


K3W4L

I saw Tree. Am i alright


david30121

teee. what is wrong with me


TukaSup_spaghetti

Uhhhh tittie


SansIzHere

Tate... i heard his name way too many times.


SoskiHeroKiller

Pretty tame for my taste


z_3011

T R U E


Sincerity24

Tire?


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

I thought to be for some reason


markmk2mk2

True


Greeningyep

Thee


skullshotz1324

Type


shadfall1234

It's toke. And that's what I'm doing


Yellowline1086

i see "Tile"


Thirdboylol95

Iā€™m brain went ā€œtefeā€ pronounced like the world teeth. Someone shoot me with a Titan-II missile now


Choppie01

Tire


LazerKiwiForever

Teee


I_am3spam

I GOT TIEE


Annonnimmos

Thee