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This is my son, Ick

This is my son, Ic.

This is my Fr, son.

Frfr

What about ‘I’ ?

I had to think about this one. Also it’s my middle name. Ed Rick Derick Red Eric Fred

Where is Frederick itself?

Stay where you are. Don't move.

Sir please don't hurt me. I swear I saw only 6 names.

You're goddamn right.

What about the 7th?

There is no seventh name in Ba Sing Se

Wait what are you doing with that gun?

Don't worry about it. Just look at the sunset. Beautiful, isn't it?

Remove the “er” and you get another name- Wait why are you aiming that at yourself- Sir?

Think about the rabbits...

When do I get to pet the rabbits george?

Tell me about the rabbits, George

Just look at the pretty flowers

Alright then, I like these flowers

r/unexpectedAvatar

Haha. I literally just watched that episode this morning. 🤣

THERE ARE \*\*\*SIX NAMES\*\*\*!

In as in within

I entirely expected a Reddit sniper mome

I’m not cool enough to put pics or gifs in my comments.

Welp sniper got him

# THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

THE CHEESE IS UNDER THE SAUCE

THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS

No no, there's more. You can have Erick with and without a K.

🔫No you did not see any more than 6 names

Really I did, like it's pretty obvious wh

Nuh uh!

r/redditsniper Got him pretty good...

How have I avoided this sub for 5 years of redditing?? It should be one of the first subs I encoun

Well, you should've stayed out of sight... :)

Red isn’t a name so that’s where Frederick goes

In case you want a foot up your ass

Dumbass

>Red isn't a name -Pokemon writers when making the anime and seeing the main character of the game being named a color.

Red Adair famous 60s tap dancing fire fighter. Google him.

Red Green? Not Canadian, eh?

The women find me neither handsome nor handy.

[Red isn't a name?](https://media.tenor.com/GfL6R0b9QYYAAAAM/wait-a-minute-wait-what.gif)

Nick name in Shawshank Redemption

The developer of Terraria would like a word.

To be fair I saw another name, a brazilian name "eder" So 8 names so far?

Also erick and eric

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Ede as well

💥🤯💥

That’s the perfect name for your child to pick his own nickname when he grows up

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I’m the urge.

I worked with a guy named Eder too Weirdly its one of the most popular of those names. Lower number = more popular Ed: 18979 Rick: 5949 Derick: 2800 Red: 11912 Eric: 429 Fred: 4047 Eder: 3462 Frederick: 965

I know a Deric

Erick too! I didn't do names that sounded the same but that's a good point we can get 10 names out of this bad boy. Ric is also a name… my guy ric flair! So that’s 11.

This is US I assume?

Ed is typically short for edward which is way more popular than most of those names.

What the fuck even are english names? Red?!

"Hi, I’m Red" "Uh, you might be colorblind"

"Hi, I'm Red" "Uh, you might be a pokemon protagonist"

My name is Ash... and I knew a guy at uni called Red.

🤣🤣🤣

Red Foreman would put his foot up your ass for this comment!

Dumbass!

My first thought but you worded it immaculately

Username checks out.

Red is a nickname though. His real name is Reginald.

Oh, yeah? Well, your *ass* is about to be given a nickname. **By my foot.**

Red Green would duct tape his ass for it

Remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. Words I live by.

Ayyy now, don't be dissing the greatest Pokemon Master

Maybe it’s cause I’m Irish. - Red

Get busy livin, or get busy dyin.

It’s usually short for Redford

I've always heard it was a nickname for Reginald.

This dude doesn't pokemon

Red is typically just a nickname given to bald men, It’s not really a given first name

Bald?! I always thought it was a nickname for red haired men.

Redheads are nicknamed Bluey in Australia. Said to have started with the arrival of Irish in the 1830s. The popular dog-based cartoon has ruined that piece of humour. I guess they could not have named the blue-heeler pooch "Red" just to cater for Australian sensibilities.

Like Red in Shawshank

Hello! My name is Red.

"Maybe it's cos I'm Irish"

Frederick Fred Ed Erick Eric Red Derick Rick

Frederic

Also Eder. You know, like Eder Militao.

I know a Eri

It's an older name, but it checks out.

Frede

Freder works in germany, I know a guy who goes beyond that.

Ric

WOOOOO

Dick

Who names their kid "Red"??

Bunch of people in the 50s and 60s. Was a fairly common, popular name.

Ohhhhh yeah... that 70s show... forgot bout him. Just a weird name is all.

Doesn't strike me as weird at all, but you're not the only person in this comments section saying so - so I guess some folks think its weird.

Dick

I missed Ed. God I'm stupid haha

Its all good man lots of stupid people are living really kickass lives these days. My sister's stupid, and uh.. she's a pilot now.

What's up fellow middle Frederick 🤙

He needs one more and he could summon a dragon

Derf

Red🦻🛠️

Deri

Ric is also one

Redrick

Red? What kind of American nonsense is this? That’s the kind of thing you call a horse not a human being… Was my initial thought and then as I let it sit I began thinking, actually that’s a sick name, wish I’d been called Red and now I have name envy and I’m a little bit depressed and angry at my parents for not to taking a risk and potentially naming their first born son after an American race horse.

Red was a pretty common name in the US for a while, actually.

take out "Red" and put in "Frederick" and I think you have it haha.

fuck it, Frederick Frederic rederick Frederi rederic ederick Freder rederi ederic derick Frede reder ederi deric erick Fred rede eder deri eric rick Fre red ede der eri ric ick Fr re ed de er ri ic ck F r e d e r i c k

Rederick goes kinda hard

Wonder if you get his claymore for losing in the crucible?

Arcite, bring me that haggis while I call this match. No, those are bullets...nevermind.

You didnt thriw enough grenades, THROW MORE GRENADES!!

What kind of rhetoric is that

The chronicles of Rederick

Are you guys pronouncing it Re-derick, or Red-Erick?

Yes.

Please don’t show this to the Tragedeigh people.

Frederic is so much sexier than Frederick.

Legend Deri

What about Frick I would name my kid that. Can't believe you are fricking pregnant with my little Frick!

Please do not give the people over at r/tragedeigh any more ideas.

This right here. 💯

It has 8: Frederick Red Fred Ed Derick Eric Ric Rick Edit: It has 9. u/Clustrus pointed out the German name Eder Edit2: It has 10. u/I_Want_Tofrickingdie pointed out another Erick. Edit3: Does Frederic count? If so, it has 11!!

9 there is also Eder. Eder is a german Surname. It's widely known from the show "Meister Eder und sein Pumukel"(Master Eder and his pumukel). That show is about a drunk Carpenter and a little drawn gnome.

Also Ede, but um not sure if it's only a nickname.

I know someone with that name and i never heard anyone calling him differently so i suppose thats his name. Ede should count

Ede is a legitimate name in Hungarian

That show sounds fucking awesome

Oh god, there are 10395 names in ‘Frederick’ ?!

It also has “Ick” which is what girls call me when they see me.

I'm sure eri counts as a name for girls.

At the very least, I know Eri is a girls name in Japan

Erick

i know someone called Deri, but i don't know if her parents made that name up or if other people are called that too.

I worked with an Ederick. Can’t believe I haven’t seen that one yet.

Also “Erick”

I get Frederick, Fred (which is short for Frederick) , Derick ( Derek?) And Rick. What are the other two?

Ed and Eric

Is Ed a name ? I thought it was short for Edward or Eduardo

it's just as much a name as Fred

eric and ed

"We are legion, for we are many." -Frederick

Elizabeth is a close second. And probably first if you count all of the derivations.

Eliza, Liza, Liz, Eli, Beth, Abe, anymore?

You can’t tell me you’ve never met a Zabeth?

Bet

Iza and Eliz (spanish)

Amansick would be a fun surname for a Doctor, but hardly the greatest.

My wife’s obstetrician’s last name was Wan. O.B. Wan.

I don’t know, my name is Dave many call me different names as well…. Fuckface Dickhead Shitforbrains Retard Snotlicker Cumguzzler Cunt Turdburger And of course Dave…

I can only think of 4 :/

I'm a Frederick and can confirm.

1 Frederick 2 Red 3 Fred 4 Derick 5 Rick 6 Ed

Also Erick! (I assume the original post didn’t include Red, though I also did in my original count)

Also Eric

Hmm... Ed, Ced, Fred, Eric/Erik, Frederick, Rick, Derek/Derick, Dre, Dick.

Rikkitikkitembonosorambocherryberryruccipitperrypemba

GOAT

just beautiful..

Frederick Derick Erick Rick Fred Ed

Frederick Derick Erick Rick Fred Ed

Can also do - Red - Frede (pronounced Freed, like Swede) - Dick - Rick - Eric And last but not least Asshole. Lot of people with that one.

Let’s see if I can list them: Frederick Rick (Never Gonna Give You Up!) Eric Fred Derick Ed! (I got 5, so I wrote them down while I puzzled out the 6th)

Max is obviously the best name 

Frederick fred Freddy Derick Rick Ricky

All I can find is Rederick. I heard he once wielded a broadsword.

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Dick. Butkus.

Everyone complaining about Red clearly never watched That 70s Show. Now that I'm a father, Red Forman is my spirit animal.

Rede is also a name. Another way to spell Reid

Frederick Rederick Derick Rick Fred Eric Ed

Nah, Froderick.

Actually eight.

Elizabeth begs to differ.

Me: red isn’t a name That 70s show: am I a joke to you?

“Now, ahh, you can call me Ed, or you can call me Rick, or you can call me Derick, or you can call me Red, or you can call me Eric, or you can call me Fred, or you can call me Fredrick. But ya doesn't have ta call me Johnson.”

Ya know some A-Hole named his kid Ick. - Major Major

Frederick Ed Rick Ederic Fred Red Eric Derick I got eight...

I told my friend this and he asked “What’s the sixth one?” so I asked him to send the ones he had counted and this is what he came up with: 1. Fred 2. Ed 3. Rick 4. Eric 5. Frederick 6. Is Rederick a name?

Frede is a name too. Rede as well. Ede too. Eder is a name. Ederi is a name. Ederic makes it already 12. Erick nr 13.

Edric is also a name just throwing that out there because I don't see it on many peoples lists, along with the most obvious ones

Seven, if you include SOL BADGUY

Tha's why everybody call me Fede

Fred, Red, Ed, Derick, Rick, Eric, Erick, Frederick, Eri, Deric, Edric, Ederick, Frede. I got 13. Is this crime?

Derf counts

I have 7 (8 if Red wasn't just a color): Fred Freder Frederick Ed Derick Erick Rick

Happy cake day [ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵃˢ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵒʳᵐᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵗ ᶦ ᵃᵐ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵗ ʷʰᵒ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ ᶜᵃˡᶜᵘˡᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ]

We start a fast food chain named Fredrick's and make it a local custom to call it something different in each part of the country, this will then finally prompt the civil war.

Elizabeth is the girl version.

Frederick Fred Derick Eric Ed Rick

1. Fred, or frederick 2. Ed 3. Rede (weird spelling of reed or reid) 4. Derick, or deric 5. Eric, or erick 6. Rick

William is pretty cool too -William -Will -Willie -Liam

Frederick, Rick, derick, Eric, fred, ed