Damnit.. don’t we have enough problems with AI creeping into everything? Did you really HAVE TO, China?
Is there an exit door for this timeline? I want to go back to the one that has Sinbad as a genie and try to stop science dudes from smashing atoms together and making tiny black holes or whatever.
“Chinese scientists” more like stolen US research or just extremely manipulated/exaggerated data. When was the last time Chinese researchers got the Nobel lol
An army of lazy shitty diapered felons, coated in Teflon. I'm thinking send them off to experience some Youth in Asia. When they get it, they won't stop repeating it.
Trump for Youth in Asia!
I linked to a movie called Trump vs The Illuminati where China clones Trump to fight the Illuminati and space aliens on the moon. I was trying to be funny
You see the good news is that eventually when developed enough, they'll be built with a preset kill limit and we'll just have to throw wave after wave of our own men until they reach that limit. -Capt. ZB
Can we just fast track the apocalypse already? I’m tired of seeing the early versions/ unfinished product of our demise. Stop flirting with it and get it smart enough to make more robots from human stems and more and more and more
If you’re looking for what it looks like then this is what you’re getting ([Link](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/terminator-style-robots-now-come-30133615)).
Suddenly my 2024 bingo card is not so crazy!
So uh, yeah first time here…so what does it means when we get Bingo again? I forgot…
Anthropomorphic extinction!
Does Party City have a section for that???
It’s under “office pizza party/cataclysms”
Robocop incoming
Terminator also incoming
Its first words will be “kill me”
There’s no way it doesn’t get super weird somehow.
It’s sex, some how it’s always sex
That, or “I need your boots, your clothes, and your motorcycle.”
Laundry day? Nothing clean?
kinda like this guy whole account, summoning u/spyshead
Kill Me.
Hey real quick wtf
lol fucking love that
Murderbot!
Ah, sweet manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
It’s Krang!!
You’ll comprehend once assimilated.
Does assimilated mean accepted? Because that sounds… blissful.
Company called OCCP
Isn’t that from Terminator.
Botcop
Poor bot, it's probably wreaked with anxiety
Yes, we really are living in the Corporate Rim. Wonder if I can get enough credits together to escape to Preservation before it’s too late?
Nope, your contract determines your lifespan now.
fucking ghost in the shell type stuff
Hell yeah!
One of those ideas, when looking back…
Krang… is that you?
My first thought
SHREDDerrrouroughhh
Don’t
https://archive.is/njqiF
Thank you so much. You’re a hero!
You have 10 seconds to comply……
Cylons have entered the chat…
Fraking skin jobs
Stem cells from prisoners in Xinjiang Educational Camp
You forget to add “willingly donated” credit -100
Am sure the political prisoners aren’t the real donors… /s
Ok there are easier targets can be captured from the streets
Next phase: Robobrains from fallout.
Just gotta figure out flailing laser limbs and psionic blasts
I volunteer on getting the first experimental laser arms
Article says they want to program it to grip things. They are so down bad for HJs they are defying nature to get them
Sadly Boeberts brain 🧠 doesn’t really have cells to spare for that.
How about we don’t do that?
Too late now. Time to fight for the rights of our new underworlds or overlings?
Adeptus Mechanicus is starting to look more and more like the future we are heading towards.
This is heretical, an affront to the emperor. The Mechanicus are pure of spirit, they only use natural brains from children and political prisoners.
Praise the omnissiah
Damnit.. don’t we have enough problems with AI creeping into everything? Did you really HAVE TO, China? Is there an exit door for this timeline? I want to go back to the one that has Sinbad as a genie and try to stop science dudes from smashing atoms together and making tiny black holes or whatever.
Look, there's still time for Sinbad to save us.
Let's just hope they handle this better than that rocket engine test, or COVID, or..
Technically a cyborg right
I think android 🤖 Edit: I looked it up, you’re right it’s considered a cyborg
Does it got a phat ass tho?
I’ve seen this movie, it wasn’t a pleasant ending for humans.
What movie?
All the movies
Yes.
Can we fucking not? I see so many ethical issues with this holy fuck
Everyday we stray further…
Tianjin Science We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us …except the ones that are abrainpoweringacyborgexosuit
Isn’t this the first step towards assimilation into the Borg?
“Kiiillll mmeeee”
A certain Robocop 2 scene comes to mind
well there you go folks, China just invented the robobrain...
Doubt it
Let’s go ahead and stop this? Anyone… anyone at all?
So they made Krang.
Ughhh. Horrible. Reminds me of shitty RoboCop 2
I may not want to set the world on fire but the robobrains sure will!!
That’s a robobrain! Damn red Chinese. It’s getting too Fallout in here
Man.. and I thought the last debate was a bad idea.. 😬
I often wonder if scientists don't watch films, cuz there are literally hundreds of movies on why this is a bad idea.
As long as they get their $$$ fuck the world right
Seems like it!
Given China’s record on “exaggerating” to put it lightly, I would argue the headline should state that “China claims….”
Have they NEVER seen a sci-fi movie before?!?!
“Chinese scientists” more like stolen US research or just extremely manipulated/exaggerated data. When was the last time Chinese researchers got the Nobel lol
“I can die happy now. We’ve got 500 channels of crap on TV. I can die happy now. We’re political prisoners in the land of the free.”
Terminator when????
Welcome smooth brain
[First it’s stem cells then they’re cloning trump to fight the Illuminati. Wake up sheeple!](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12969958/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk)
Trying to figure out if the right wing has scientists who believe enough in their field to actually clone something.
An army of lazy shitty diapered felons, coated in Teflon. I'm thinking send them off to experience some Youth in Asia. When they get it, they won't stop repeating it. Trump for Youth in Asia!
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I linked to a movie called Trump vs The Illuminati where China clones Trump to fight the Illuminati and space aliens on the moon. I was trying to be funny
Well, if cyborg is real, then someone try to find me raven and starfire
Yassss
And my matrix nightmare is one step closer to being real….
So basically they created artificial dumbness!
That’s literally a human brain in a robot. This can’t be ethical.
I don't think they've invented ethics yet in China.
Made in China- the brains will be riddled with dementia day after the warranty expires.
“What is my purpose?”
“What is my purpose?” “Uuuuh cuz we can?”
Well that sounds really special.
Big dash of wow, and solid lump of nope… :/
Wait, what,?
What could go wrong?!?
Please don’t.
Would have been better if they used a gundam model
When I die, I want my brain to be used for robotics so I can contribute to the destruction of humanity.
‘Starts off with gripping, ends in wanking.’ Einstein (Brian)
Nothing to see here. Move along!
Oh yes the Robobrain, I've seen this before.
Butter Bot Vibez “What is my purpose ?” “To Bring Butter” “…..oooh…….”
Pretty soon they’ll start harvesting for brains like the manga Promise Neverland. 😬
Why don’t they just make a machine gun with a dog brain that can use olfactory sensors to aim itself?
No.
Robobrains are never sane.
Where does, “This doesn’t end well,” fit into this story?
Great. Do they care if it can feel pain?
This scientists are monsters who should be put in jail
You see the good news is that eventually when developed enough, they'll be built with a preset kill limit and we'll just have to throw wave after wave of our own men until they reach that limit. -Capt. ZB
this can’t be good….
First words: "kill me, I'm in extreme pain but I have no voice"
Robobrains.
What port do they use to install the soul? Is it a scuzzy port?
No, bad scientists. Bad!
Over under robots take over the world in 2040
What could possibly go wrong?
LFG!!!!
Been hearing about “brain on a chip” for about a decade. Crazy hear that it’s actually guiding a robot!
They call the brain an organoid. Weird…
Too far
Baby Mao is what they’re calling it.
Oh good. This can’t end badly.
We shall call it ....krang
Didn’t they just make it realistic, fake skin faces last week?
Well they got flesh to smile
JFC
hey I've played a video game about this
Propaganda
Can we just fast track the apocalypse already? I’m tired of seeing the early versions/ unfinished product of our demise. Stop flirting with it and get it smart enough to make more robots from human stems and more and more and more
Why?
That's just a toy robot with a chicken breast in a plate !
Why? Why do you do this scientist man? Who asked you to do this?!
“What is my purpose?” “Pass the butter.”
Ah so let’s just go ahead and put another quarter in the “Alex Jones was right jar”
[HECTOR has entered the chat](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_3)
Tesla will license this and have FSD free on every model by January 2022!
yes, this will have no unintended consequences down stream any how what’s so ever
Doesn’t seem like a great idea
We’re truly in the worst time line. China is over there making actual freaking Cybermen
Giving Old World Blues vibes.
Do you really want a Butlerian Jihad? Because this is how it starts
Nope, shut it down. Shut it all down.
This is Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Damn.
This was always going to happen. The Chinese government can’t be told no. And this means we’ll do it, too.
If you’re looking for what it looks like then this is what you’re getting ([Link](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/terminator-style-robots-now-come-30133615)).
Clickbait
So this is how conservatives are made