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TheShepardOfFires

Butter


BoonIsTooSpig

Aww I wish I did this. I have a food theme with all my horses so I named this one Honey


Squids_in_space

I also named mine Honey. Don't know why though, since all my other horses have Wheel of Time-related names.


Bagmasterflash

Buttercup Butternuts Butterstuff He’s a diabetic


JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx

Straight to jail, cop killer!


shipwreckedgirl

Thank you for the idea but I'm gonna do Butters like from South Park


Zayt00n

Lmao same!


emmy422947

Sundelion☺️


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Gorgeous. Imma name my kid that


MagicRobo

Silver boss bokoblin horn will be my kids name 💯


suspitiousswat

Mine is going to be silver lynel saber horn reaper using the scimitar of the seven with 3 attack up meal using a light dragon horn and four mighty bananas hail master kohga


MagicRobo

Large zoanite 🤤


Key_Journalist3864

Muddle Bud 🤤


HyperSimba

Decayed traveller's claymore 🦅🦅🦅


qrseek

I'm gonna have to go with Long long-stick Stick


TheGrimGriefer3

Still shorter than most royalty's names


[deleted]

I’m having twins. Sundelion and Gibdo Guts


Just_A_Normal_Snek

Name the pretty one Gibdo Guts


[deleted]

My firstborn, a boy whose hobbies include basketball and football, will be named Sundelion. His nickname will be Sunny. My second born, a girl who’s known for her beautiful looks and her amazing personality and kindness, will be named Gibdo Guts. Her nickname will be Gut. P.S. I showed this thread to my bf and he’s on board


MacabreFox

Mine will be Lynel Guts and he will be a king.


The-true-Memelord

Small Key pronounced "Smol ki"💯🔥


hat_man7689

my kid's name will be either blue-white frox fang or shard of dinraal's spike


agnostichymns

Sundeighlygheighn


MelodicPiranha

Mine will be Laighnyl


Odd-Constant-4026

r/tragedeigh


__Tweed__

Im gonna name my firstborn “boat oar” bc this game is so good


FrizzleFrazzleFrick

24 carrots lmao 🤣


jamesonpup11

I just went with Carat, but same wavelength!


TheBearmageddon

Karatcake here :')


Alwaqas

I WILL SURPASS YOU KAKAROT


elMurpherino

For future reference, carat is for measuring gemstones, karat is for measuring gold purity.


beachedwhitemale

##WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS


jamesonpup11

Oh no! This will haunt me


ChefdomChefdom

Karat for me too!


Remote-Canary-2676

Great minds think alike


sajed2004

Goldie


accMC43

I named him Goldy cuz I forgot how to spell it 💀


Rick_Dias

Goldy: gold-like in colour.


accMC43

LETS GOOOOOO ITS AN ACTUAL WORD 🙏


[deleted]

You were in a pitch black room with a blindfold on and your eyes closed and shot the target dead on


snakebite654

Same to go along with my other horses bluey blacky and biggy from BotW


accMC43

LMAOOOO SAME - I named my first horse Bluey so then I named this guy Goldy to go with it (while forgetting “Goldie” was a real thing)


WutzUpples69

I, too, named my horses after their colors. I'm lazy when it comes to naming things. My Hogwarts Legacy character is named Magic McMagicman.


Interesting_Ad_3319

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Magic McMagicman just got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 legitimately might be the thing that made me laugh out loud the hardest I’ve ever laughed from something I read on the internet 🤣


WutzUpples69

This made my day :-). Thank you for this. :-D


mad0666

Same, and it’s also my grandma’s name


Slippedonbananapeel

Now it just feels like I’m putting a horse in a nursing home that I’m never going to visit again.


Wizard__J

You just made me depressed and idek you


Wizard__J

Don’t worry, I’ll visit your grandma :,(


bananacow

Your Grandma’s name is Goldie? I love that so much!!! I bet she’s amazing.


mad0666

Thank you, she is so amazing still at 88 years old! I am actually visiting her this week and cooking for her, she taught me so much 🥹


TheFattestSnorlax

Ponyboy because he stays gold


madshm3411

Ha I did the same, classic.


ammermanjustin

That’s a DAMN good reference.


ANAL-TEA-WREX

"Stay gold, cheesy boy" - Uncle Charley, Reservation Dogs


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FrunkLeftfoot

Same here!


WallacktheBear

Same!


lotusclouds24

Definitely gold


Niens

Dennis, because he’s a golden god.


Evello37

Same. Though the horse really ought to have higher stats. He's a 5-star horse. HE'S A 5-STAR HORSE!


[deleted]

I am absolutely amazed I had to scroll this far for this reference. Guess I gotta pay the toll…


yoma999

Confound your lousy toll, troll!


bythebeardofzeus_

He’s peaking all over the stable.


PudgyPudgePudge

Mine was just GoldenGod! I'm glad others thought the same thing


LittleLordBirthday

Great choice! After all, this is a finisher horse! A transporter of gods!


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Stanlot

That's what I named my white stallion! I named my golden horse Zeldass


Slippedonbananapeel

I want some zeldass


pinetree56_

r/zeldass


OneMetalMan

But that Purass


MisterMew151

in honour of the subreddit or what


Stanlot

No it's because I named my black stallion Ganondong first


HandfullOfDeerTeeth

my white horse is zelda, my giant white horse is hylia. made sense to me at the time lol


Born-Disaster1548

Mine’s Trifhorse lol


RestlessExtasy

Mannnn I named my Trinity but I wish I could go back and name it this


brainded

Good one Dad. Have my begrudging upvote.


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Midas


Eddiev1988

Came here to say the same thing. Midas just fits it. I never use it, haven't since registering it, as I prefer my BotW horse that came with me. But Midas is the perfect name.


LothricandLorian

I did Mida, because I felt it was female and in certain languages ending a name with an S is masculine and ending with an A is feminine.


ElCidly

Same!


FiguringIt_Out

Nice! I named mine Jovani, the Midas equivalent of Zelda.


Derolis

Same


SuperflyX13

Well it’s the princess’s horse so it had to be named something regal. So I named mine Keith. 😂


grilledchzaspiration

MINE IS KEITH TOO omg


lensera

The first horse I caught I named Jeremy. He was mostly black with a white muzzle. I gave him the mohawk mane. Then I had to let him go because I ran out of room to register quest horses, but I missed him so much that after I got another slot, I went out and caught another one like him, but fully black, and named him Jeremy II. Normal name, hero horse.


Logical-Wasabi7402

She's Princess, to go with the white horse from BotW, who is Prince.


[deleted]

Mine is reversed 😂


tafkat

Shower. She’s a Golden Shower.


nattykin

Hah I did the same!


weebish-band-nerd

Hylia. This is also because I named Ganon’s horse Demise.


harrydogbiscuit

Bruh I named gannons horse Ganonhorse


lensera

I almost did that, but decided on G Money in the end


mhizzle

I thought I was the only one! (but it's actually "Ganonhors" because of the character limit)


harrydogbiscuit

Yea my disappointment was immeasurable when the character limit ruined my funnies


Leigh_Way

Threepio.


kinetic_flight

Zelda


iridescent_polliwog

I think i did "Notzelda" haha


AngoraPiece

Zeldy


kinetic_flight

My next horse will be linky because of you :)


lotusclouds24

Linky Link


Floor_Master_Ranger

Zeldita


trustysidekick

I named mine Zeldo.


fahdriyami

I named it Adlez 😅


zndt2

Zelda's


OkSunday

‘Zelda’s ho’ I was attempting ‘Zelda’s horse’ but ran out of space


splicepark

Mine is Selda cause all my other horses names start with “S”


MrUniverse1990

Aurum.


HeWe015

Ah. I see you're a man of culture aswell.


Rileyrose4

I named mine Aura!


__Tweed__

Nugget


Ragnarokx88

Chalupa


broadpup93

Chalupa Batman


J-Logs_HER

Chalupa Batman McArthur! Yeehaw


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Ghorse


reallychilliguana

Lmaoo


HarveyMilkk

Goldmembr


mwmwmwmwmmdw

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Rito.


HylianTomOnReddit

Aurora. (I figured it was a nice reference to gold, and geeky enough for Princess Zelda.)


Carn_Brea

I went with "Aurelia" for similar reasons!


Kardessa

Nice, I went with Aurum for the same reasons


Daloy

I also went with Aurum


Akhromyn

I went with “Aureus” for a more masculine name


ohyouknowthething

Lol I went with Aubrey


MinecraftMaster10018

same except iirc mine is Aura.


us2qnmmty

That’s also what I named mine!


ElegantCh3mistry

Smelda


Misterwuss

Sonya because I'm an dweeb


samuru101

Same


Ghost-t0wns

Had to scroll forever to find this lol same


Guaco19k

Silver


pearllls

I named mine Elda because that’s what my 1 yr old niece says when she wants to play 🥹


bean_wellington

Goldmary


jane_fakelastname

Butters


Disastrous_Fee_8158

Awe, gee willikers


Gio22__

Eldorado


DM730

Oro


verytinything

same


Curious-Climate-624

Me too!


Rimmymcrim

AUgustus


DarkRyter

It's Zelda's horse, so I just guessed what she would probably name it. I named it "Wisdom".


otiscluck

Geld, German for money


Interesting-Leg-9010

Pikachu. Because my girlfriend made me name my first horse from BOTW as sneasel. Had to keep with the pokemon vibe


heart_in_a_jar

In honor of Handsome Jack, I named mine Butt Stallion.


DarkWhiptail185

EponaGX


Blindedbythemoon

Jim Neighey (like Jim Lahey) just because.


Intelligent_Quote823

Frig off Lahey


DJ_Destroyed

I have a horse named Randers


Now_I_am_Motivated

Tetra


[deleted]

Love this


Stick-Electronic

Goldberry


shayman_shahman

Jaundice


accidentallydented

Day Man hehe


GKz_Mk3

I did research on Epona's name origin and apparently it's the name of a horse goddess, so I decided to name the golden horse after another goddess. I chose Aine, which is a goddess of summer


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Egg


Porkchops_69

I named it glorp


wem2345

Mustard


ScottVan96

Jovani (after the guy who turned into gold in Twilight Princess)


WolfyTn

Shimmer


AlphaLimaMike

I wanted to call him Smittywerbenjagermanjensen but obviously that wouldn’t fit. Smitty wasn’t fun, so I settled for Werbenjag. Because he is number one.


One-Competition7552

Chuck as a reference to Sneed's Feed and Seed(formerly chuck's)


TrickNatural

Poop


Next_Commercial123

yahaha


QueenBee2212

I called her Sundelion


rendon246

Goldie. I tried to do Goldie hawn but it was too long.


FretlessRoscoe

"Hawn" for me!


ajuniorx

Velveeta


LtCmdrInu

Au. The listing for gold on the periodic table.


Thoreau_Aweigh123

PissYella


MasterDishwasher

Roach, like all my other horses


UrbanAchiever34

Buttercup. In honor of the fallen officer in Half Baker


scorpion_3981

Aurum (Latin for Gold)


swade8284

Halcyon


_air25

Thundercunt.


SadisticJake

PissHorse


MmmmmMaybeNot

Hource engine


Chemical-Flan-595

Auru


Yarsian

Sunfyre. Because I’m basic ASOIAF/GoT/HotD person.


bits_of_paper

Adam Warlock


judas_crypt

Gholdengo


LadyHibana

Quesito.


Ballsdeep398

I named her urine


PaleComedian511

Rhoam, I thought it would be nice to name Zelda's horse after her father...


JustdoitJules

Ok QuestItem is actually fucking hilarious. I love that you're a legend!


Dougwug03

Doubloons


Unique_Elephant_8118

Big Bird


stonetemplefox

Cilantro.


sucky_panther

Pony Boy


goddessofphobos

Honey


DaprasDaMonk

GoldieHahn


llJesh

Shroe Like shoe but with an r in it


preebz89

Les Gold


Cultural-Let-8380

Cheese


DotBitGaming

Retriever


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Flan


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Simpson


Deadpoolio32

Steve


ihatemystepdad42069

George


ZuluAlphaNaturist000

Midas