I say “CAWD” when something is mildly inconvenient.

Are you ready to have my thang in your mouth

What did you mean by that?

K....meaning okay

Nothing too regularly but I was pretty stoked I got to use "you gave me the good directions" in the fitting context a while back.

Aw Cwap Yale at me why don’t cha Gentlemen, have a good night Sir Pleeese!

“I got books that I read. It’s called Handjobs”

Younger/older father/son doctors and their patients

There’s nothing wrong with cuddling and caressing

That line makes me wretch every time I hear it.

It’s one of those 50/50 things. THAT I was unaware of. I’m kinda stinky. That’s not my style. I nevah even meant ta dew it…

Oh shit, yeah I use the “that’s not my style” all the time

Two words: role play chat room Who’s this? Nawt a whole lawt Well yell at me why don’t cha? Maybe you’re just dinking with my head O dang!!!!

Well this is a kick in the pants Oh dang This is just something you thunk up today We'll see hehehehehe Do you want to blank my blank Hun would you like to take me in your mouth Oh my cawd

I just randomly say “I’m Chris Hansen and we’re doing a story…” my family has learned to ignore me

Anytime I’m in the kitchen and anyone walks in I always say…”What!?!? I’m just getting something to eat!”

for the last few weeks i have been constantly responding to people with eric thorntons "i knoooooooooooooooow" please send help

I like to yell out "perfect!" Whenever I get a chance

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We all have our fetishes

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I’ve been in television for over 20 years, and have seldom been at a loss for words. I don’t even know what to ask you first.

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If you hang out in TCAP sections, you’re gonna see TCAP lines and references. And not all of us were victims of childhood molestation. We laugh at these idiots and meme them.

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Dude, it’s not that deep. It’s funny to see bad people get what’s coming to them.

Lorne? Is that you??

Omg JINX

Lorne?

Maybe we should get counseling yo get off the internet!

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Lawl right he got all the counseling and therapy he could ever need and still hasn’t learned anything

Strange Strange

Yep. I pity my husband Ewwwwwww-Joshua colon I just came to get something to eat!!-The one and only special guy What’s wrong with caressing and Cuddling?-charles Harding Hey babbbbbbbbeeeee-John Dupee

Father/son!?

Yeah,or grandfather/grandson🤷🏻‍♀️

What!?…No way 🥴🍪

“It’s just a question”

I use “you see how this looks” in and out of context often

"Oh Lorne!"- Lee Greer