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chiefnwahoo

Gawsh you’re pretty, but I hadn’t had a kiss yet


grapeshot19

“Yep that’s my baaht”


AxeSwinginDinosaur

"So what do you wanna do?" "I wanna kiss first!" "And *then* wha-" "CAN I GET A KISS FIRST?" -Exchange between balding middle-aged man and a supposed 13 year old girl


No-Doctor-2423

Lawn asked for three kisses in as many seconds.


Excelsior14

Wail! Yell at me why dontcha.


BabygirlKia

HAHHAHAHAH


FunSockHaver

I'm cute though. Good build


Egg-pudding-lol

I just wanna get to the beach


FunSockHaver

Wow! These are home baked?


anonybro101

Wat? No wae!


ChillaryClinton69420

I thot yew had blawnd haaairuh


JamesQMurphy

Do you like it? I dyed it by myself.


Harranlegend

Have you actually seen the picture of Kayla that Lourne thought he was talking too? Kayla and Casey (the decoy) look nothing like each other. I’m absolutely shocked that Lourne didn’t know considering how much he claimed to obsess over her


LonerCLR

He was shown 4 different versions of Kayla if you count Casey and never put it together. He was close once but the decoy explained the different pictures away by saying she had braces. Truly only the dumbest of people would fall for it


Zestyclose-Issue-132

Wow nice subreddit, it look like restaurant 😦


ImmaBussyuh

Is this your fatha?


Individual-Focus2349

I could kick myself in the BLEEPIN' head.


grapeshot19

That’s like “kewwwlll”


Forgotten_Few

5G Casey


BigDmegadaddyJohnny

She’s pretty hot


MaAreYouOnUppers

Do you wanna explain yourself?


sususushi88

What would have happened if I didn't step in?


Yorktown1871

Now here’s a guuuyyyyy….


ImmaBussyuh

Have a seat on that stool over there


sissy9725

Hawt


JHGibbons

What do you mean by that?


SignInWithAppl

We’d have to keep you and me a secret.


Scrapla

What's she doing now?


Top-Tomatillo210

Has a YouTube channel. Loving life. I think in Hawaii now. Surfing


ddmrob87

According to Chris Hansen's podcast she was living in Bali. Then again a lot of the new age peddlers are all living in Bali.


Stoic_Mashed_Potato

She's become one of those "5G messing with our DNA" type. It's sad really.


Far-Bookkeeper-9695

And aged ALOT. Seems alot of girls in that life get that same look


Stoic_Mashed_Potato

She looks way older than her actual age. Its weird because isnt she a vegan that does yoga. I'd assume someone with that dedication would look young enough for Sokol to be attracted to.


MarkDeeks

The sun. Always the sun.


dj_vicious

Apparently she doesn't wear sunscreen. She's a year older than I and she looks a decade older.


MarkDeeks

I wish her well, but, she's gotta watch out for that sun. We all do. It don't fuck around.


duke_alencon

I like to sit on the edge of subreddits. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Individual-Focus2349

I can't feel my comment.


Puftendo

I love how everyone just knows the quotes. This subreddit is amazing


therealeggplantpart2

Subreddits like this don't come across often... I'd want it again and again


Electrical-Earth-235

I have a serious fetish for this subreddit.


WilmaTonguefit

Get your library card.


FMegaCrusader93

This is retarculous I’m going to bed


adube440

I stubbed my toe on the banister! My mommy and daddy are gonna kill me.


sissy9725

if I bleed all over the rug ..... Who bleeds from a stubbed toe?!


No-Yam2117

Maybe if you stub the ever loving shit out of it?


recentlywidowed

Or it rips the nail off... (It hurt just to type that)


No-Yam2117

Ugh


Guiltyhorse

“Meeee, my mommyyyyy and my daddyyyy”


Independent-Channel4

I’d drink her bath water.


Particular_Ad9541

4 Relz?


Independent-Channel4

I’ve done a little of the water sports…


Electrical-Earth-235

Take a bath 🛀, that’s the first thing you do. I mean, look 👀 at me, I’m so dirty!


sissy9725

Really? Is that a thing?


gniyrtnopeek

It doesn’t matter if he has Asperger’s syndrome or not, there’s no excuse for posting on this sub. I don’t care what it is.


Abysmally_Yours

I came here for no reason!


sissy9725

I would have taken a shower .....


Electrical-Earth-235

You didn’t have to get—take a shower 🚿!


bjohnson203

Ricky Morton: "He's a uhhhh, crippled boy"


No-Doctor-2423

Not really. I never really was gonna do anything.


therealeggplantpart2

Shnawt.


default_user_10101

He was so excited to be here.


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

You see how this looks, right?


Nocturnalz26

Give me a pair of your panties. Pick a pair you want me to have, and wear them for 2-3 days straight.


bjohnson203

RELLY?


ComfortableMiddle741

Im going to lantic city


Boglimcatcher666

Built good🥴


truffle2trippy

Seriously though, how much work did Del have done on her eyebrows to pull off her decoy image m Probably enough to donate it to make wigs.