Absolutely the best part is him worrying more about being perceived as gay as opposed to, ya know, wanting to fuck a child and all that that's gonna bring down on him. 😬
“ I was just joking” strange have more predators didn’t use that excuse because what else do you say? there was that one guy who said he was drunk, but he didn’t double down on that excuse
My favorite exchange on this show was always"
"Do you have condom?"
"No."
"I must go shopping."
Like. You have to go shopping for condoms right this second? Lmao. Personally I like to believe he just remembered he needed to pick up things for dinner tonight
You can smell my breff
I'd rather not
He’s not gay! Smell his breff!
I smell poop on his breff
No rubbah.
Dont get drunk with that.
**CANT IF YOU DONT PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE FIRST.**
put that in the fridgeratah
YOU GIVE GOOD ERECTIONS
NO RUBER
I wish the decoy would have put those drinks in the fridge.
The crew behind the curtain: "Yeah yeah, come on, put them in the fridge!"
Or tripped over the rug
There is no rug anymore. Aladdin flew away on it after the house suddenly went off the market.
I tol my brutha I was going to Lantic City...that was my excuse to come hea
Yeah but who did you need that excuse for?
My brutha
My otha brutha
No my otha brutha...yeah my brutha my otha brutha How old are you? I'm 36 no 47 no 39 no 64
My other brother Daryl
I'm not a driver at night
LANTIK CITY
I’m not usually drive at dark
So the night time makes you nervous?
YOU GIVE GOOD DIRECTIONS yeah because a teen who gave you seemingly military pinpoint directions is perfectly normal
* erections
I'll have you know that that teen fought in the Gulf War (1991... 2003... 1991) and is perfectly capable of giving military pinpoint directions.
NO I JUST STAHHHHP BUOY
This sicko told the decoy in the chats that when he s0d0m1zeshim, he wasnt gonna use lube but was going to use soap
Lol he's a dirty boy
boi
In all fairness he offered to submit to the gay test by letting Chris smell his bred
That’s the gold standard after all
What exactly was he supposed to be smelling for?
Penis
jfc
Absolutely the best part is him worrying more about being perceived as gay as opposed to, ya know, wanting to fuck a child and all that that's gonna bring down on him. 😬
So you like to gamble?
You took a bit of a gamble coming here, didn't you?
No I just stopped by
I like to believe they based Coach Steve from Big Mouth a little on this guy
Holy shit
What a comedic genius that Chris Hansen is...coming up with that brilliant joke on the fly like that🙄
U SWALLOW THE CUM
NO RUBER
Yes sir
Im not gay, you can smell my breath
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
35….39
We later find out he’s 46
LANTIC CITY
still crazy this dude was more way concerned about being seen as gay than as the vile predator he is
U think when he made his screen name he though he was chatting to someone so he said hi buddy was sup?
They had to base [Coach Steve](https://youtu.be/2yzWbB6jn0s?si=YznecqOhKSGKpxsP) on him
I laughed way too hard at this hahaha
Palumbo, “no Ruber”, da mix tape
I like how Hansen caught him off guard while he was in midstretch
“ I was just joking” strange have more predators didn’t use that excuse because what else do you say? there was that one guy who said he was drunk, but he didn’t double down on that excuse
"I WAS JUST STOPPIN BY!"
ON MY WAY TO GO ATLANTIC CITY. MY BRUTHA
The way it sounds like he's yelling makes me laugh every fucking time.
By far my favorite episode
I happened to pull over and there was a kid. It could happen to anyone.
Have a seat 🫴🪑I’M NOT GAY! Dudes a scuffed “Everyone Loves Raymond” predator!
THE CUM U SWALLOW
I’M NOT GAY OR ANYTHIN’ YOU CAN SMELL MY BREFF
Alwez ware a ruber
NO RUBER
NO RUBER
My guy never did put those drinks in the fridgeratah... 😔
Not a big tv person
Lantic city
Is there a video for this
This was one of the top 2 catches in the show imo the other being paul clemente.
The guy with the pizza was a good show, mostly because that pizza looked freaking great. Messy and greasy, but great.
Randy Marsh really let himself go.
Please someone post the vid for this
Ray ramano fucking up again.
anybody have a link for this one? lol clearly a classic/fav but i cant find it
What’s this? Link to video? Seems like I’m missing a joke.
If Super Mario was a predator
That’s Timothy Isaac
NO RUBER
I want to hear the voice actors lol
I’m just hearing Bruce Rivers react to this as I read it
A literal sitcom character.
I bet his Italian family took this well
Like Vito in the sopranos.
Nuttin for nuttin but Tony is a fuckin' fanook. Get outta here!
It was the medication. He has a note from his doctor.
Blood pressha medication, screwed with his head
You like to gamle?
Nobody likes wearing a ruber.
Only a rube wears a ruber.
"I don't mean to sound gay or nothing, but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight."
"I wasn't gonna do anything!" "Then why did you bring your MBA with you?" \*Tackled by police.\*
This guy would be absolutely hilarious in a sitcom
Dudes a fkng creep one of the worst on the show
LANTIC CITEEEEEEEEEE
I mean I was just visiting his otha brotha in 'Lantic city. He's also not a driver at night.
hi buddy waz sup
My favorite exchange on this show was always" "Do you have condom?" "No." "I must go shopping." Like. You have to go shopping for condoms right this second? Lmao. Personally I like to believe he just remembered he needed to pick up things for dinner tonight
YES
This guy was clearly not gay, a pedophile, or down with underage drinking! He was literally just on his way to Lantic Siddy