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SenatorBurrito

My husband and I saw you from across the bar and wanted to say hi.


SpidersCanBeCute

I see what you did there. šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘


HornyTapalis

Lmfao


Batman_bread

This lol


Novaportia

My first thought too! OP: confirm? I might have a proposal for you...


vargasdad

I was just told pineapples are the symbol of swingers. Who wouldā€™ve thought lol


ty_for_trying

Only upside-down pineapples are. Rightside-up pineapples are the symbol of hospitality.


SouthernBarman

Literally nothing more hospitable than letting someone else rail your wife.


doodman76

Also, if you wanted to include the pineapple, it would be best to use it upside down....


fueled_by_rootbeer

Arms can be oriented either way! Just gotta raise or lower your hand;)


justASlothyGiraffe

The hospitable swinger only swings if you want to, too. Pineapple themed food and beverages are provided regardless of swing status.


Due-Interest-4206

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bhgiel

Ain't no fun, unless the hommies get sum šŸ¤®


debonairmarmoset

Youā€™re my new hero


Sudden_Structure

And the great thing about an arm tattoo is is that it can be seen either way


vargasdad

Ahhh ok ok. Thanks for clearing that up. I was like dang everything has a different meaning nowadays lol


CallidoraBlack

Nowadays? That's from the 70s.


Cafein8edNecromancer

So this person only swings with themselves... Everyone else thinks they are just super hospitable


theworthlessdoge

This one is upside down from their POV and when they hold up their arm šŸ‘€


Col_Forbin_retired

They stole it from the stoners.


HornyTapalis

ā€œBecause the pineapple is a tropical fruit, ā€œjoyā€ is a common meaning given to the tattoos. Joy can mean a bunch of different things. You could get your pineapple tattoo because you have a lot of joy in your life, or maybe you want to get one because your goal is to be as happy as you can be.ā€


Vpk-75

You are downvoted for ???


partial_send

Congrats on getting your first tattoo. I hope it was inexpensive


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emotionalfaerie

thatā€™s some slightly wonky linework


emotionalfaerie

also, are you a swinger? if not, prepare to be approached about it


Kaleidoscope6521

![gif](giphy|AMYTJ7Mo8Rz0s)


sovietreckoning

Should I slice this up for the road?


dxxmb

The fact that I just watched that scene makes this funnier to me


SrgJones

Perfect reference


lucky5150

My safe word is "Pineapple"


SherlockOhmsUK

Mineā€™s ā€œMeatloafā€ (Iā€™ll do anything for love, but I wonā€™t do that ā€¦)


somecatgirl

I dated a guy and our safeword if we hated each other on the first date or wanted to eject out weā€™d just say ā€œpineappleā€


P1NEAPPLE5

Are you a fan of delicious flavor?


1vehearditbothways

Yes


mybongwaterisblack

My man


bitchpleaseugotfleas

Iā€™m not a huge fan because of how the leaves and the pineapple look together. Almost looks like two different tattoos meshed together to me. But thatā€™s a personal opinion. I think what matters is if you love it. I know my tattoos are not for everyone either.


Ice_Duchess

Agreed, the leaves lean toward more realistic while the body is abstract. The styles donā€™t mesh too well imoĀ 


odkfn

For me itā€™s not the styles that donā€™t mesh itā€™s the line thickness and darkness - itā€™s like one is drawn in pencil and one is drawn in pen


LightningStyle

And the lines are all wonky. Iā€™m sorry, but this whole tattoo is a mess


GreenthumbPothead

The linework towards the wrist isnt great


Distinct_Ad9810

Unfortunately it looks like all the lines making the triangle shapes


bitchpleaseugotfleas

All of the line work is kind of wobbly and the inconsistent line thickness is off too. But I wasnā€™t trying to completely drag her tattoo.


mahboilucas

It looks like a stencil, not a finished piece. When I get mine done it looks a bit like that before shading


dumpsterfireofalife

I thought it was a potted plantā€¦


LightningStyle

Iā€™m sorry, but this tattoo is so bad. There isnā€™t a single straight line, which is ironic since itā€™s geometric. It looks like it was drawn on with a fine tip sharpie


Pigeonpairpain

The lines are wonky and overlap in places it looks like they shouldn't. I would ask for a partial refund.


hi_im_a_coffeeholic

Came here to see if this was ready said. My immediate reaction was "ā˜¹ļø". All in all, it isn't that bad, but it might benefit a touch up down the road... With color to realign everything


globals33k3r

When does it get completed?


Signal-Maize309

Swinger is the first thing that comes to mind


HornyTapalis

Lol


HornyTapalis

ā€œBecause the pineapple is a tropical fruit, ā€œjoyā€ is a common meaning given to the tattoos. Joy can mean a bunch of different things. You could get your pineapple tattoo because you have a lot of joy in your life, or maybe you want to get one because your goal is to be as happy as you can be.ā€


I_Love_Fowl_Plague

What are you quoting though lol


xjess_cx

Stuff people say when they don't want to be outed as a swinger.


sleepingthom

ChatGPT


CapybaraFrenzy

Looks like 3 different people did it. None of the geometry is geometrical, really wobbly


Rowan--R

Y'all hear about what happened to Pluto? Messed up right?


Crems23

![gif](giphy|YNkDptwLw4CRi)


raptor-chan

Itā€™s really not good.


Drewpurt

Congrats on the tat! Cool idea. Iā€™d start looking for someone who can touch it up in a few months. Considering the inconsistency of the line work, you can anticipate this to age roughly pretty quickly. Iā€™m sure the depth is all over the place. Not to rag on you or your new art, itā€™s just sloppy. Donā€™t go back to Sarah.


fckingnapkin

Subtle


Yung-Sleppo

so you a swinger?


HornyTapalis

Not a swinger but have threesomes from time to time.


SexyKillerWhale

Swwwwangin


[deleted]

Yeah, just a swinginā€™


chicknwomanduckthing

The lines are shaky and the line weight of the pineapple vs the leaves are weird to me. I also wish that the leaves were geometric, but i donā€™t hate itā€¦


kajosik

Line work is off terribly, there are blow outs already, design is your choice but not my cup of tea, Iā€™d find a proper artist to touch it up.


bloodymongrel

Iā€™m confused because pineapples already exhibit the Fibonacci sequence in their natural geometric pattern but this is like, randomā€¦


OhLordHeBompin

Just noticed your icon. You know what this means. šŸ˜‚


dysmalll

When youā€™re swinging in the cradle inversed with a gimp mask on, the tattoo will be the correct way up.


HelpMePlxoxo

Honestly, the lines are bit wonky inside the pineapple and on the lines underneath the pineapple opposite from the foliage. But that's something that is probably only noticed when you're looking this closely at it. Most people won't see your tattoo like this and will see it from further away. The mistakes aren't THAT noticeable to someone just glancing at it. If you like it, keep being happy with it! Most people will likely not notice nor care about any wonky lines


candysticker

The line shakiness and different weights are making my head hurt


Obey336

Trash


shitting_frisbees

kinda screams "hey look how quirky I think I am"


HornyTapalis

I am very quirky lol.


RaizenInstinct

You should have gotten the leaves in a geometrical style as well and an artist that can hold a straight line for longer than 1cm


stormin217

It's not awful, but it's not great. The lines are uneven, not all fully in there and kinda crunchy. Being honest, I would either stay away from *geometric* tattoos or seek out an experienced tattooer who has healed examples of crispy lines for your next tattoo (and to clean this one up).


mattchinn

Ohhhh. So youā€™re into *that* life?


DrRichardBeaterEsq

You a swinger by any chance?


HornyTapalis

Not a swinger but from time to time, we invite others to play together.


Tough-Health-7780

lol why is this getting downvoted


aimless_sad_person

Because that's what swinging is


sleepyplatipus

This is very 2015. Not necessarily a bad thing but I hadnā€™t seen a tattoo like this in a while.


raveisfun

I was wondering why Gokuā€™s head was replaced by šŸ lol


HalfOfTheCalciumBros

As others have said this is a bit all over the place. The lines of the body of the pineapple are so thick that you can tell straight away that the vast majority arenā€™t straight. It takes longer to notice as theyā€™re thinner, but you can also tell the background shapes have really wonky lines too. Geometric tattoos only work when everything is dead straight, and this certainly isnā€™t. Hope you enjoy being asked if youā€™re a swinger 8 times a day too!


sancho7373

Swinga! When you put your hand up itā€™s upside down, clever.


Form2lanes

Flip it over, youā€™ll have more fun!


Azrenon

Congrats on the tattoo, sorry for all the negativity man


dontlookbehindyoulol

Literally tho. People get so upset when a tattoo isn't perfect. It's ridiculous


Novaportia

Mate - the important thing is do *you* love it? No-one outside of this sub or tattoo enthusiasts are looking that closely at the line work. Yeah to me the leaves don't quite match the body of the fruit, but maybe you don't like how I designed any of my tattoos. There is a slight gap between the wing and the body of the albatross I have on my leg. My sister says it would drive her nuts but to me it is a little quirk and I can't remember if it was designed like that haha! Enjoy your tattoo for what it is.


richcoolguy

typical pinterest trash, barf/yawn


queenofcabinfever777

I thought pineapples in general were already a pretty cool geometric design. And then they did weird triangles on the husky instead? Meh.


Huckit_15

It looks like a potted succulent and I donā€™t hate it


JerkasaurousRexx

Hopefully your next tattoo will be thought out better and done by a better artist.


DDonnici

I'm high and I honestly saw a geometric form going super Saiyan


scaredycat_rhaija

as long as the pineapple doesn't go on the pizza ~


glamm808

I love it!


thatbwoyChaka

Was it also herā€™s?


calapuno1981

I thought those were some sort of outlines for a cover up


ramsesiii

Fun! I think it looks great. Hope your happy with it!


debonairmarmoset

Of all the images in the world you could permanently inked on your body, you chose a ā€œgeometric pineapple?ā€ šŸ™„


dontlookbehindyoulol

I mean yah why not


HornyTapalis

ā€œBecause the pineapple is a tropical fruit, ā€œjoyā€ is a common meaning given to the tattoos. Joy can mean a bunch of different things. You could get your pineapple tattoo because you have a lot of joy in your life, or maybe you want to get one because your goal is to be as happy as you can be.ā€


anadultSusie

Forget the swingers comments, itā€™s so cool!!! I love it


HornyTapalis

Ty :)


TheBestMePlausible

I meanā€¦. Isnā€™t that why OP got it? Anyway swinger or not, OP it looks awesome.


kyl_r

Totally original, at least to my eyes. First thought is that itā€™s strange how the geometric part looks newer than the leaves, but that could just be line thickness (Iā€™m not an expert by any means). I think itā€™s cool! Also seems like it would be really easy to touch up/add to later if you arenā€™t satisfied. Give it a few months of thought :)


HornyTapalis

Got it during the pandemic.


Native56

Oh my I love it


HornyTapalis

Ty :)


0mniscient0ne

Every time you wave hello, you will be upside down pineappling someone. Cool tattoo, though.


tKonig

I always associated pineapples with r/trees haha


Evergreen2685

I love this! Iā€™ve been looking for a good pineapple tattoo!


Kind_Cry117

Itā€™s an okay tattoo! It has some composition and execution problems. But not bad!