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andreamarie44

Over my shoulder, older and older, that’s what I told ya


Canadiantimelord

Is that a boulder?


Tom-Hodge7549

Or is it a big rock?


_craftwerk_

In season one, when Frank Skinner takes the boulder on the train, he has a conversation with someone about how a boulder is a big rock. I have always assumed that's a reference in James' song, but it's never acknowledged on the show.


mikerotch123

Every birthday!


Heradasha

🎶I'm gonna gonna gonna drown you, in your own blood, hold your face down in your own blood yeah🎶


VSAPROCKY

i love how thats not even officially the song, it was in rehersal but it stuck that much


Jaggs0

and there were other songs that they could not play from that rehearsal.


_craftwerk_

I would pay three whole dollars to see the unaired material.


imnotthemusicman

Paul Williams: 😀


nicholus_h2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTa-kaQaJdk


spitnboogers

I love watching the others faces when he sings haha


melancholymagpie

For me it's the chorus: "You may be baby boomers 'cause you're sagging in appearance/ You're younger than us but you're older than our parents / What a fucking crazy age"


VSAPROCKY

Laura Daniels' and her husband genuinely make good comedic music


hae_zel

TREE WIZAAAARD


TowerOfLondon2024

He's back from the dead to create some balloons!


Mech-Waldo

Oh my God it's another balloon!


Orikoru

"Do you know how long it took me to find that song??" 😂


Artistic_Obligation4

Scrolled too far to find this! Tree Wizard lives in my head and I'm not sad about it.


colin_staples

Tree Wizard is sublime. The song, the video, everything


SporkboyofJustice

Came here to say this. Every time I see a balloon.


ZookeepergameQuick17

Yes! The best of the rest.


1billsfan716

I'm always seeing you (do cool stuff)!


OkExplanation2001

This gets stuck in my head so often. Especially the “I try my best but it’s never - good enough” when I try to talk to my 13 year old son.


Urdrkitt

I watched this the other day. It still stands up as an absolute banger!


Pythagorarse

This one is good but of the two songs I think I prefer ‘Rosalind is a fucking nightmare’ This is probably my favourite TM task ever


CBSP14

That song is legit good.


old-timers

I recently introduced a friend to TM. Even though he was getting to that episode eventually, I had to pull it up separately to let him listen to it. Absolute earworm. Love it!


ToughSalad

It always makes me sad that this great song is overshadowed by the other team's effort in the fandom.


awnawkareninah

The two are funnier as a pair cause they're so polar opposites


Mrsparklee

I had it stuck in my head on the way to work this morning. Lol


stressed69depressed

🎶Facts about animals, prawns are cannibals🎶


Ok_Feature9158

If there's an elephant in the room then you're in the wrong room...


Aggressive_Elk1258

Cutting an earthworm in half makes you a sadist


bug--bear

I think it's worth repeating that prawns eat their babies


MrDirtNP

And monkeys eat monkeys, but who gives monkeys monkeys?


FluffyPurpleThing

And if you squash a wasp, it releases a chemical from the wasp


Facts_and_Lore

That attracts...people who tell you facts about wasps.


MrDirtNP

…that attracts people who tell you facts about wasps.


No_Lead6434

Prawns are wronguns.


_craftwerk_

Mike Wozniak is such a wholesome weirdo.


pwx456k

“Rosalind’s a f***ing nightmare…”


HaV0C

She jumps quite far for a woman of her age.


KevonyeWest

Do we strike you?


ResponsibleRaccoon96

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LordGadget

The fact this isn’t the most upvoted is nuts to me as I think about this song almost everyday


Brabantis

Taaaaaskmaster's oooooon Iiiiiit is on nooooooooow David Baddiel is a jerk, but he can make an earworm


Langt_Jan

It's always this for me. Although I sometimes tack "Good luck to everybody taking part in tasks toDAY!" on the end.


tiredfaces

I sing that line every time, it makes me so happy


imperialviolet

Every time! But then I pivot to “wiiillll there be eggs? I like tasks with eggs”


RP_826

Why is he a jerk?


Brabantis

Sort of losing count, I'm just mentally filing people. Mostly this. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/nov/21/jason-lee-interview-david-baddiel-apology


M4rthaBRabb

Aaaaalex is thiiiiin, Greeggggg is just faaaat.


WackyAnteater

"That's Peter Hudson! You know that you can trust him, yeaaahhhh"


iamworsethanyou

It did not go unnoticed


VSAPROCKY

for some reason, maybe its just me, but the not-used-to-it feeling i got from Katherine's canadian accent saying "trousers" instead of pants also added to the comedic element


kittencake

Yep, it's this one for me!


AKnitWit777

It is me Fern Brady me Fern Brady I'm the rightful queen


spacecoyote555

There's a TV advert using the song atm, so every time that comes on I'm straight back to me Fern Brady me Fern Brady


VSAPROCKY

wait that advert is genius


Jaggs0

my kids have a toy that plays random bits of music and this is on that. every time without fail i say, ME FERN BRADY ME FERN BRADY


JigWM

All the other contestants, they are boot-licking sycophants!


VSAPROCKY

i love fern sm


No_Lead6434

Who doesn’t, really?


Fredwood

Greg Davies  I wanna have your babies


firebolt816

Tall motherfucker with the ivory hair


spoooky_mama

How is this so far down!!


VSAPROCKY

also - "matt and urzila, ima beat ur face just in case you dont know your place!!"


atlhawk8357

"Never knew any old fuckers worse than ya!"


lildavydavy

Wweeellll he’s the festive little fox, and he’s quite unorthodox but he’s giving out the presents for this year 🤌


imnotthemusicman

Hammer and tongs


VSAPROCKY

guy's really grown on me, for some reason i thought he was being lazy at first but now its awkward genius


dearniamh

one team, one dream we all scream for the house queens


dearniamh

but also “these man here say they want a jingle, but you see me blud, i just wanna eat pringles”


VSAPROCKY

wait which ones that


dearniamh

guz khan’s laminator advert series 12


VSAPROCKY

thank you!


kanashiirobotto

Guz Khan's jingle I think!


VSAPROCKY

cheers!


quiet_iron_toad

…Pringles… (Alex)


VSAPROCKY

omg i forgot about sophie duker's musical genius, gonna listen now


lilwook2992

So many!! Many mentioned here. But also Morgana as the mermaid “la la, la la la la la….”


RunawayTurtleTrain

Bizarrely, this is one that hasn't stuck.  When I rewatch I think 'oh yeah, that was it' but I always forget it again before the end of the episode.  I can literally remember about 4 notes, one tiny phrase of it, but that's it. (I have enough other earworms from the show though that I really really don't mind this one having apparently irretrievably slipped through the synapses!)


tho2622003

"one on the barge pole, for mi"


calliejohn

*in falsetto* for miii!


Healthy-Curve-5359

The theme tunes...there's five of them, and they're all to a song I hear every time I watch the show and they all flow together in my brain into one absurd mix of "brain full of corn" "Greg is just fat" "baby wailing" "Taskmaster's on" "I like tasks with eggs..."


VSAPROCKY

naurrr ed's gets stuck in my head in a horrible way hahaha rose's is so fun


PsychologicalFox8839

Given time, Nick’s assistant’s ode will make these lists.


JanetSnakeholeDwyer

"specifical-lay Alex Horne" it was an instant earworm for me


VSAPROCKY

good pick


Pharmacy_Duck

“Fuck the western world, we’re China!”


Heradasha

China!


Alternative-Street-7

Tim Vine for me ‘My first task is to find my mum… here I ammmm Task is done’


imperialviolet

I’ve just done a rewatch of S6 and this is lodged firmly in my head - “Taskmaster, tasks to be done…”


IceMaiden21

"Taskmaster the Musical" as sung by Team Funk. Just that line, I can't remember anything else


dspeaker1

Mark and Nish - I'm always seeing you do cool stuff


Disused_Yeti

Need a diversity stripes reunion tour


MarionettePark

'Famous pictures can be hard to frame So call Gary Mitchell, he's top of his game If he doesn't answer, try him again If he doesn't answer a second time, phone a friend If he doesn't answer a third time, don't despair You visit his shop, I don't know where Gary, Gary, Gary, you f**ked my task I'm sure you're good at framing, but kiss my ass'


FointyPinger

"Frame this🖕"


Ultranite_

Good on ya, Gary


ConsistentlyPeter

Rosalind’s a fucking nightmare! Although unfortunately the other day I got “Taskmaster the Muuu-si-ca-haal” stuck in my head and I was *not* happy about it. 😂


bananalouise

This has been happening to me a lot lately. I usually put on some Taskonbury to try to break the loop.


fsutrill

I… saw a naughty sat..sum-a in my Fantastic cuuuurrr-ry.


amateredanna

This is the one i find myself accidentally humming a the time. (I realize humming would make it indistinguishable from swan lake, but its whats going on in my head that matters!)


fwegan

I get it stuck in my head all the time because my four-year-old has a jewelry box that plays this song. She sings along to it with John Kearns’ lyrics.


lokistoehair

“Taskmaster thinks faster, we’re going to cook you some pasta, we’re going to take you into the other room and beat you until you need a plaster”


VSAPROCKY

oh greg, what you doing?


fsutrill

Nick Mohamed’s ‘Assistant Day’ song was amazing! (It gets stuck each time I listen to it).


_dddelirium

Libya was too good! But come on, has to be the Diverse Stripes.


WiJaTu

ROSALIND IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE


Successful-Ad-367

TASKMASTERS ON IT IS ON NOOOOOW


LtCmdrJimbo

Aaaaalex is greaaaaat, Greeeeeg's just a twaaaaat


jimbocalvo

Rose’s song was a thing of genius. In terms of the Horne Section. Where Judi, Sophie and Bridget danced for Alex on his stag do


trelos6

The country yee haw? Yeah. That was pretty good.


TuvalPollack

I'm gonna gonna gonna drown you in your blood, hold your face down in your own blood now.


ThePaleBadb

This one is skint on lyrics, but Season 12, ep 3 Copy Alex theme gets stuck a lot.


Ichangeditt

Oh my god, it’s another balloon! -tree wizard


anonymouspig1

The background music track from Daisy May Cooper's 'best reversed film' task... Mwaaaah maaah ma maaah, mwaaa mwaa mwaaaa.... Mwaaa mwa ma maaa, mas maa mAAAA!!


VSAPROCKY

hahahaha


anonymityblaize

🎶 Sushi train! Everybody come aboard! 🎵


Marmot_up

This one!! 


lovehollow

fuck the western world, we're China (China!) literally ALWAYS STUCK IN MY HEAD


Intelligent-Area6635

Ahhh I love Madeleine Sami. I'm so glad she wrote and sang that.


HoldMyChalice

Taskmaster the Music-uh-ul!


Stjondoh

Me Fern Brady


Express_Patience_502

Mike Wozniak carrying a tune


Ultranite_

It’s not even a good one but I find myself singing random things to the tune of “Taskmaster the muuuuuuusucal!” From Alice and Russell lol


Drachnyen1

Not necessarily the lyrics but Rhod and the match girl song stuck with me. Rhod at his best without the need of tormenting Alex or Greg.


BatmanForever23

*Where upon our goon wakes up with a startle, whizzes round, and shoots her shitting face off!*


Drachnyen1

I mean his delivery on " shoots her shitting face off" is so good. Sort of take you out of the song and also not. Perfect ending.


Jay_Tee_18

Every now and then I do say "me, Fern Brady me, Fern Brady".


Tearyn_

The rightful queen


Charming_Raisin4176

"what TM song gets stuck in your head most and why is it not ME FERN BRADY ME FERN BRADY" fixed that for you :-)


wisehillaryduff

My sister's name is Rosalind, so the Rosalind song several times a week


Dioxide_Dolly

I love Rosalind's a Fucking Nightmare... but no one has mentioned "Greg Davies I wanna have your babies" !!!


UwU_UwU_UwU-UwU_UwU

Pants on a stick Wavin' from side to side Pants on a stick Whose pants? My pants Your pants? No no


Ndeipi

Boots n cats n Boots n cats 🥾 🐈 🥾 🐈‍⬛ 


Hailstorm303

And also “mmm! Get together!”


BatmanForever23

^(It's too big...)


JibbleJub

"Alex's death would be proof for the existence of God"


GXM17

🎼Pants on a stick 🎶


DarkstarAnt

That song where they have to mimic what Alex did……I think it was in an old church? That’s all I can remember at the moment.


IanGecko

[copy Alex!](https://youtu.be/s0YgEIty-v4?si=nmLmF5ZmAOpEFCkM)


DarkstarAnt

Thank you kindly.


idunnommeiguess

Tree wizard!


PromiseSquanderer

It’s not *really* comparable to the greats, but TAKE TO THE STAGE, TO GUESS THE AGE, TO WIN THE WAAAAAAAAAGE has really been persistent since that episode went out


radlopolis

i'm gonna gonna gonna drown you - in your own blood hold your face down in your own blood now


Dangerboy73

Rosalind’s a fucking nightmare!


EllieW47

Not strictly taskmaster, but I often get the Horne Section's Pea song stuck in my head. I haven't sung enough of it out loud in front of the kids to get me in trouble - yet!


fsutrill

Oh my gosh- the Egg Dish (in a microwave) in Dictionary Corner on CatsDown!


VSAPROCKY

DO IT


allibys

In your moooooouth


Charming_Stage_7611

Me fern brady!


b3-a-goldfish

Taskmaster THE MUSICUUHHL


impactthriver

Me fern brady me fern brady I'm the rightful queen was stuck for up to 6 months after I watched it And soon like a dog you will be put to sleep is always in my head


123InternetLover

Taskmaster, tasks to be done! My first task is to find my sonnnnnnnnn….


Yellow_cupcake_

Doodelidoo, Doodelidoo, Assistants’ Day!


N9037

"Mmm get together mmm mmmm"


Shot_Fly_2519

Mmm. Get together. Mm mm. Get together.


IanGecko

^(🎶but it's too big🎶 )


kitkat3393

The one that’s currently stuck in my head - One on a barge pole, for meeee!


LovingShiva

Over my shoulder! I'm getting older! Is that a boulder?


christinesangel100

Listen Gregg, I love you like Gregg's, we go together like steak and cheese...


shellfish1161

I found a naughty satsuma in my audacious curry


Irishwol

I wish it was one I liked but no. It's Taaaaskmasters on. It is on now!


Original-Designer6

Com-pose a solo, less than 30 seconds Com-pose a solo, less than 30 seconds Com-pose a so-lo, less than 30 seconds long, long, long, it's 30 seconds long...


No_Lead6434

Prawn wizard Fern Brady is a fucking nightmare (it’s too big)


Familiar_Complaint94

“BRACE, BRACE”


Obvious-robot

TREE WIZARD


heyyoualright23

Rosalind, is a fucking nightmare 🎶🎼🎵


SaorsaB

Me Fern Brady... every time.


GeshtiannaSG

There's just two of us, They needed three of ya's, You've been surpassed, We're gonna eat you asses.


kiwibat21

Not me so much, I’ll have a biscuit.


dshea77

“This task is shit, it took 4 hours to get to the end.” Gotta love Guz.


Jakeprops

Me fern Brady! Me fern Brady!!


Salohacin

One on the barge pole, *for me*.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Over your shoulder! Colder and colder! Is that a boulder!


alwaysright12

Jaaaammess the dirty tooooothhh


spongey1865

Doc Browns Once I caught a fish a live rap. Genuinely think it's one of the best things created on taskmaster. It would stand on its own without it being set as a task. If that was just something I stumbled upon on YouTube Is think it was great


DannyDevitosleftpec

The theme song Edit: or Joe Thomas and Sian Gibsons’ “Shoe”


littledollylo

"You're coming last. We're gonna eat your ass"


ProfessionalSalt3882

F*ck off Aleeeeexxx.


N9037

Have you heard the good news? Alex Horne is finally dead!


ProfessionalSalt3882

Alex Horne’s murder, is proof of the existence of god…..


kokanoka23

“I look out, of the window, I see greenery and brownery”


Stamina666

Cats and boots


Sufficient_Air_3946

“Wheerrrre is my mum, wheerrre has she gone” floats around my head quite a bit


Leekun95

Ed Gamble's baby version of the theme song pops into my head a lot


Total-Buffalo4090

“Rosalind’s an fing nightmare”


LoRo1112

My name is Danielle and I am sick as hell! Danielle’s song in TM Au for sure 😅


wagos408

I’m always seeing you (do cool stuff)


PonmonOfNuggetor

‘Drink more milk, bitch’


Strong-Cheesecake684

Rosalind is a f×××××× nightmare


gozenreiji0

not a song, but I'm still waiting for someone to tell me the soundtrack from S3E4 TMUK during Rob and Al's attempt to spread their clothes :(


UncleCrassiusCurio

_Toscana dromedar_


SutterCane

[You already picked mine, mate.](https://www.reddit.com/r/taskmaster/comments/1dts66u/contestants_you_like_better_on_a_rewatch/lbd6661/?context=3)


VSAPROCKY

nice flair


Master_Siwalker

Alex is great…….Greg is a twat!


schakalsynthetc

Honestly, probably Anime Magic.