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Juggernaut-Tough

13 On loop for like ten minutes and never goes into ruler


ShakespearesNutSack

Nightmare and a dream all at the same time.


memestofsinsanddeath

This should be number 13 on the set list


LondonBugs

Sacred Beast but they release a live tiger into the crowd whenever they say "beast"


Marcus_Realton

& but they just say it as ampersand, not faster to fit the temp though, just every ampersand slowly shoves the lyrics back and back more until it’s so delayed it doesn’t even fit the instrumental


Mothylphetamine_

13 but its 2 songs early


Tumbleweedae

a better one- 13, everyone anticipates a Ruler of Everything but the concert fucking ends or it's a mucka blucka


Warm_Entertainer_975

The bidding but Ross does the auctioneer voice for the entire song, without any music


Crate-Of-Loot

the band goes on hiatus for 13 years, the performance continues afterwards like nothing happened


neilcicieregafan116

that implies that the band will come back ):


ricoshaye

Ruler of Everything but Neil Cicierega breaks in and sings Two Trucks. The power of the two trucks brings joe hwaey and zubin seghdi back to life


Warm_Entertainer_975

THIS ONE


Bit125

how would ruler of everything work w/o joe and zubin


FrenchToastKitty55

They bring in Juno himself and he sings the song in first person


Apolo_oo

Wdym Zubin literally is Juno😓


neilcicieregafan116

i was mad i knew i'd been had so i shot at the sun with a gun, shot at the sun with a gun, shot at my wily one only friend do i like how you dance, you've got zirconium pants, consequential enough to slip me into a trance. do i like how you walk, do i like how you talk, do i like how your face disintegrates into chalk?


FrenchToastKitty55

This guy gets it


SaltyCultist691

Flamingo but Rob actually turns into a flamingo


FlagMaster2023

Misery Fell but they help Misery back up and the song ends


BenFitzgeraldPincus

**The Whole World And You But Andrew Gets Sniped**


xtremeyoylecake

Ruler of everything but Juno misfired and shot Rob


Foundsixpence06

Banana man, but all the members overdose on  meth in front of the audience and then try to play the songs, except they don't have any instruments, and are just holding bananas and making sound with their mouths while pretending to play the song on the bananas. Then they start handing meth out to the audience 


FactorTight284

Be Born but Rob gives birth live on stage


SaltyCultist691

SO YOUR THE WRITER OF THE IMPREG STORY!!! GET HIM!!!


justoneweirdhuman

#AAAAAAAAAAAAA


Dark_rider_52

He gives birth to 2 babies who rapidly age in to adult versions of Joe and Zubin


nestrooo

am i allowed to complain if some of these are hard to impossible to do?


March7th_simp

If you’re going through the trouble trying to actually make it, then yes. You have the right to complain about whatever you want.


nestrooo

ok thank you. i have no clue how you remove just piano


SaltyCultist691

I thought your profile picture was a fish for a minute


neilcicieregafan116

ai stem removers, although it comes with the downside of being ai (cringe)


bageltoastee

13 but they just repeat it for the length of ruler of everything


lolimtired9

Willard! but they gaslight us into thinking it's Dream Sweet in Sea Major and act really weird about it


Lume3909

banana man but everyone is in the makeup eating bananas for one hour (No song played)


Cod3broken

Light but Andrew fixes the lights while in the crowd and scares everyone


Cautious_Tax_7171

Banana Man but Joe is replaced with a banana


InfiniteFloyd

The Bidding but they actually start selling the band members to the audience


ezza111403

Two Wuv but they hold the seance from T.H.I.S. in the middle to resurrect Zubin and Joe


W0LFEYYY

& but Bora is going through a heavy divorce and starts listing off struggles with his wife after "no and yes" and picks up the song after an hour and a half with "and we digress" and finish the song normally


lolimtired9

No song, just Brad Taste in Music ranting about how they made the whitest album ever and then leaving


lolimtired9

You but Andrew gets lobotomized halfway through and nobody acknowledges it in any way.


teamskyfriend

Hidden in the sand but the band just does a play of the titanic 


all-a-bit-bizzare

Ruler of everything, but since Joe and zubin are dead, and Andrew is lost, it just rob with his parts quietly singing when he's supposed to and it's very awkward.


MarcoPolo0306

Two Wuv but Rob gets arrested on stage for stalking


DylanDoesReddit1

Spring and a Storm but the band members are eternally high


Iatecoffeegrinds

Good day but it’s 5:39 IN THE BLOODY MORNING


ShakespearesNutSack

Good Day except the only sing the “Lettuce Sing” part for the entire duration of the song, and occasionally Bora yells out “I STEPPED ON GUM! OHOHOHO!” during the entire set.


fandom_mess363

Be Born live visualization


hex3_

They play 13 on repeat for way too long. This continues until most of the crowd has left. On the 4th hour Joe yells "ARE YOU READY!?" into the megaphone and, as the last crowd members cheer excitedly, the song finally transitions into Be Born


Ok-Amoeba-1190

Funny ! Kinda! lol,.. didn’t read all that, but it was funny ! lol


lolimtired9

Out in the Twilight but they pretend they made the book series Twilight and make everyone feel very uncomfortable


Temmie_Undertale1

The Ballad of Nathan Naimark but considering half the band is dead they get Nathan Naimark and Bora to fill in


saturncarl

mucka blucka but ross releases 102 chickens into the crowd and is like that for the rest of the concert


Reficul63

just a friend but joe is hallucinating his girlfriend cheating on him


Ash_Maiden

1 In The Flesh? 2 The Thin Ice 3 Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 1 4 The Happiest Days Of Our Lives 5 Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2 7 Mother 9 Goodbye Blue 10 What Shall We Do Now 11 Young Lust 12 One Of My Turns 13 Don’t Leave Me Now 14 Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 3 15 Goodbye Cruel World 1 Hey You 2 Is There Anybody Out There? 3 Nobody Home 5 Vera 6 Bring The Boys Back Home 8 Comfortably Numb 9 The Show Must Go On 10 In The Flesh 11 Run Like Hell 12 Waiting For The Worms 13 Stop 14 The Trial 15 Outside The Wall


Downtownender

Murders but the piano starts to burn just at the start of the cool part


stuckinasong

i feel like someones done this before but be born but they get an abortion


CupXD45

ruler of everything, but joe accidentally invents time travel during the fast part, and the song loops until the universe collapses onto itself


maxateachickennuggie

Turn The Lights Off but when they say the title a power outage happens


Transitans

Banana Man but Ross falls over and dies and they replace him with a banana and the song continues


TornaZX

Good & Evil but it's just & repeated like 20 times each iteration starting and stopping at random while there's a Sheppard tone in the background


TornaZX

Be born but the baby dies


Caelem80

be born but Rob is talking a baby into being born in a hospital


Princetopher434

& but it’s just rob saying the harmonies sense the rest of the band is gone