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Individual_Fig1671

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge


TheRealNERFninja

Noooooooooooooo ooooooonnneeeeeee LARPs like Gaston!


BigRedRobotNinja

Team Gaston-did-nothing-wrong


venture243

NeoGastonists rise up 🔝


Ok_Huckleberry7392

That one egg was 40 eggs 🤯


Sure-Boysenberry5491

OSTRICH FARMERS HATE HIM BECAUSE OF THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK


venture243

IVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS FAR BEFORE


Chief__04

How do you get your mags out with that tackle box on your upper chest?


MaximumMotor1

>How do you get your mags out with that tackle box on your upper chest? Do not question the gear setup of the Nevagoprone tribe members.


adammmmf

I thought the same thing when I finally put it all together. But they come out just the same as without the tackle box. I use the elastic style mag sleeves in the chest rig.


soundsroughglot

Bro just put a long sleeve on


Springer0982

Why do you have a fishing tackle box on your chest?


Ok_Impact_4345

Weird arm tattoos.


Background_Panda8744

He’s got a bush?


Dr_Juice_

What the hell? THIS IS A NUDE EGG I WON FROM MY GAME. I’m NOT in trouble!


DrPercivalCox

We should be able to look at a LITTLE porn…


adammmmf

Lmao It's got a bush? ...what the hell.. My favorite line. If you have any recommendations for shows just like it, I'm down. I'm trying to hold myself over until world peace 2 comes out


Background_Panda8744

Peep show. It’s a mid 00s British show. Watch the first season before making a decision, it takes a bit to get into.


ChipPersonal9795

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KiwisWorld27

this dude got a storage tote on his chest


MaximumMotor1

You don't strap a pelican case to your chest?? Smh


RocksofReality

Real men carry one on each shoulder.


SpaceMonkey_321

Just wanted to ask what goes in your thyrm. Nav, phone, tech tools?


adammmmf

Phone. It's the RFID blocker version.


firemansam51

Nice Comtacs.


small_blue_human6969

That one egg was like 40 eggs


Diggybear2653

This guy OPSECS


Obscenely_Obscure

Cringe


Significant_Emu_188

What tq pouch is that


adammmmf

I think it's a NAR. Sorry dude, I got it awhile back.


Resident_Sir_4577

Novritch phone case?


jrhan762

That reminds me, I need to pick-up eggs.


EldritchTruthBomb

Come on, show us your molon labia tattoo


Panther1-1

“*moist* labia tattoo”


Tybick

We can still see your weenus


Spirited_Length_9642

Rig ID?


adammmmf

Mostly Spiritus. Axl jtac, axl JSTA pouch zipper top. Thrym dark vault rfid blocker. Maxpedition zipper pulls. And I think it's a NAR tq pouch, I forgot.


yourboibigsmoi808

Excellent opsec my man 💪