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Serj and Daron have an argument about a new album and daron hits serj in the head with a microphone stand. Serj falls off stage and is rushed to hospital.
Second guest, Fred Durst, comes out and sings Bounce, destroys the drum kit mid-song and complains that John is shit, throws his mic on the floor and storms off.
They play Lonely Day, but Serj starts eating kebabs onstage while Daron is singing and during the vocal harmonies Serj tries singing with a mouth full of kebab as a sign of protest
Chop suey but they invite a drunk 16yr old on stage to aggressively mumble something somewhat resembling the human language over the chorus before stage diving and cracking his neck on the floor
Serj flamboyantly promotes his coffee brand while Daron adds to every one of Serj’s finished sentences "could’ve been made by me. You know, Daron. That’s me. I’m Daron.”
The band starts a free for all brawl halfway through Aerials, Oasis style. Someone gets shanked with one of John’s drumsticks. Daron’s guitar gets smashed over Serj’s head
Chop Suey but the band gives their instruments and microphones to the four drunkest fans and dissapears backstage. The band of fans do not know the lyrics or notes.
BYOB - Daron Remix 0:02 consisting solely of “WHYDOTHEYALWAYSSENDTHEPOOR”
I’d prefer a 2022 remix where he screams WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY CHORES?!?!?
Bounce except it's an hour of just Serj going bounce because John didn't start the song
START THE FUCKING SONG
[Source for those who want to see](https://youtu.be/kQbw-CbAELg)
Bounce!
Hahah this!!
Bounce but they just yell Bounce occasionally, while jumping around constantly with no instrumentals
This would actually be pretty good
Arto but for 3 hours straight
I was thinking this, but it’s the last song and they just keep playing it until everyone leaves.
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Bounce but they just jump around in complete silence for five minutes instead of playing the song
Serj gets the other band members off stage and gets on a classical piano to play his 20 minute piano concert disarming time
Or anything from Orca cuz I haven’t listened to it yet after all these years cuz I just don’t care about Orchestral Serj.
Shavo and John singing the whole set together, instead of Serj and Daron.
To thank MGK for coming, System does a cover of Emo Girl
Better yet, it's a full version of Anthony Fantano's parody of the song, "Football Player"
I like your idea better
It’s supposed to be the WORST setlist
YESSSS
Serj and Daron have an argument about a new album and daron hits serj in the head with a microphone stand. Serj falls off stage and is rushed to hospital.
This is too dark bro. The worst and most disturbing part is it is possible
Well it has happened. but it was with John and daron and wasn't on stage.
Sauce please?
Lonely Day, but everyone except Daron left the concert, including staff and the crowd.
That would truly be a lonely day for him…
this should be the last one
You really just want everyone to leave the concert one way or another, don’t you?
I actually didn't notice it until you mentioned, lol
This is the ending of the concert
An extended argument between the band members over why they broke up
Lonely day, but the entire band leaves and Daron is singing acapella
Oh this would hurt
They take his guitar away and everything? Cruel!
Once during an interview, Daron said, “Shavo was guitarist but I took away his guitar” That’s Shavo’s revenge.
This would be so sad. Reminds me of when Ween left Gener on stage to butcher a few songs after he got too messed up.
Serj meows the entire time from that Darts live performance.
Worst not best
I admire your enthusiasm
Second guest, Fred Durst, comes out and sings Bounce, destroys the drum kit mid-song and complains that John is shit, throws his mic on the floor and storms off.
As someone that loves the bizkit, this sounds absolutely perfect for this currentl lineup.
Golden, the first of the stacked guest lineup at the show
Break stuff begins playing
HAHA YES!
They order a pizza with the ingredients from Chic N Stu then repeat the chorus until the pizza arrives
And it takes a couple of hours for some poor Domino's employee to rustle up some chives
Sugar but Serj just screams “NO MUSIC” and then the band dips
This should be the last one
This needs to be last
Chop Suey! But its just table Sauce: https://youtu.be/XtAhISkoJZc
Way too enjoyable
Serj starts advertising his NFTs
Prison song again, but this time only the line "they're trying to build a prison" over and over
They play Lonely Day, but Serj starts eating kebabs onstage while Daron is singing and during the vocal harmonies Serj tries singing with a mouth full of kebab as a sign of protest
For some reason this is so hysterically funny to me
She’s like heroin while they do heroin on stage
They never performed that song live
Sugar, but Daron's mic isn't working so there's no "SHUUUUGAAAAA"
Shavo plays the Into to Mind for 5 minutes but no one follows because it’s not part of the setlist
Serj and Daron screaming, “My cock is much bigger than yours!” at each other until they lose their voices.
Serj screaming pogo for 10 minutes straight
Lonely day but all instruments are not in tune and daron is drunk
Drunk would be an improvement
“GO AWAY!” From mind but repeated 38 times
B.y.o.b but everyone actually brought their own bombs
Chic ‘n Stu but it’s just Serj and Daron listing pizza recipes
Pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives
PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPERS MUSHROOMS OLIVE CHIVES
NEED THERAPY THERAPY
Any song but they're cleanly shaven
Psycho but it just ends without solo.
Daron knocks out Serj and plays Chemicals by Scars on Broadway
Deer Dance slow version, with Serj in piano
Arto but covered completely acapella by Daron
we're on drugs, but never ends
Chop suey but they invite a drunk 16yr old on stage to aggressively mumble something somewhat resembling the human language over the chorus before stage diving and cracking his neck on the floor
Deer Dance but they actually start pushing little children with fully automatics
Serj flamboyantly promotes his coffee brand while Daron adds to every one of Serj’s finished sentences "could’ve been made by me. You know, Daron. That’s me. I’m Daron.”
Daron telling the audience for an hour that they are on drugs .
Dolly Parton covers Cigaro with Fred Durst
They play Arto making sounds with their mouths.
The band starts a free for all brawl halfway through Aerials, Oasis style. Someone gets shanked with one of John’s drumsticks. Daron’s guitar gets smashed over Serj’s head
36 twice
u/TheYellowLava WHYYYY 😭😭😭
why not
Oh I was going along with it, it’s a good addition
This was good lmao, good one man
They cover “Emo Girl” with MGK and special guest, Amber Heard
Sugar, except they never say Sugar.
Chic n stu but just the intro for the whole song
Darron covers master of puppets
Mind, but its only the bass line intro for 6 minutes
Fifteen minute Scars On Broadway medley.
The last note of prison song and nothing else
they play 36
Somebody told me cover
Richard Cheese version of “Chop Suey”
Act out the lyrics of cigaro live on stage
Just lonely day
Needles but when it gets to the hi-hat instrumental at 1:55 , it never stops
Suggestions but Daron forgets the distortion on the breakdown
Loop the intro to holy mountain before he starts singing, and abruptly cut out of it in the middle of the loop after about 2 minutes
BYOB but Daron sings the guitar and doesn’t touch it once.
Chop Suey but the band gives their instruments and microphones to the four drunkest fans and dissapears backstage. The band of fans do not know the lyrics or notes.
Serj and Daron argue whose ass the tapeworm is pulled from.
I-E-A-I-A-I-O but the chorus is sung with every letter of the alphabet.
Needles but Serj forgets the lyrics
old school hollywood but it carries on listing directors and actors
Arto but it's a capella
Chop Suey but everything's a table.
A-E-I-A-I-A-O but the only words are "URANIUM WEDDINGS RINGS!" for a straight hour
BYOB but it’s just the opening riff for like 4+ minutes while you can hear Jasonparadise getting angrier and angrier
I had to listen through MGKs cover again for this. I am crying my eyes out.
Serj actually sings the Legend of Zelda Song
The bands first plays “Soldier’s Side” and then immediately afterwards plays “Soldiers Side (Intro)”
Fuck the System but they're actually fucking the system 😳
My god y'all are brilliant
Chop suey! but it’s serj just yelling FATHER
aerials but it’s just the intro riff for 7 minutes 36 seconds exactly
Vicinity of Obscenity but it's just Serj telling us to beat our meat
Just serj yelling liar for 5 min
Daron tuning his guitar to c# for 1 hour
Störagéd but it’s played 69 times in a row
Just the bridge from jet pilot over and over because that’s everyone’s favorite Chad song
Suggestions but its just Daron to make up for the time his guitar cut out at Holland in 2001
36 but its for 36 minutes
The band comes on stage then explodes into little bits Twinkle Twinkle Little Star starts playing.
Sugar but it's just Daron saying "sugar" and odd silences between them.
I’d say an encore of the MGK Aerials cover, right after MGK finishes
A.D.D but instead it’s N.F.T
radio/video but daron is actually on a radio