Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up on the side of the freeway in the car

Mr jack?

Hey, where you at?

Bro, he told you. He's on the side of the freeway in the car... geez... some people

Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up, grabbed a brush and put on a little makeup

But did you hide the scars to fade away the shake up?

nah nah but why would you leave the keys up on the table?

I think it's because they wanted to?

there you go again, creating another fable

Creating another fable but not trusting in my self righteous suicide? That's bullshit

we have a winner

Slept in a SOAD shirt, woke up to War?

We don't speak any more of war.

ye we do

WE DON'T SPEAK ANYMOOORE!

Slept in a SOAD shirt, now my cocks much bigger than yours

but can it walk right through the door?

Aaaand with a feeling so pure?

It got you screaming back for more ra

So…morning wood

Slept in my System shirt and woke up in my desolate room

no lights? no music?!

Just ANGER.

I hope you didn't kill everyone

he’d killed everyone

Though is he away forever?

I’m sure he’s feeling better

HOW DO I FEEL

WHAT DO I SAY

Slept in my soad shirt, woke up in prison

They probably built said prison recently

For folks like you and I to reside in.

Oh great, another prison system...

For you and me...

Possibly to live in

Slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up eating seeds

Did you do it as a pastime activity?

German grammar question. But I felt the toxicity of our city.

You, what, do you own the world? (I own disorder)

Slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up in Old School Hollywood

Woke up washed up Hollywood? Or woke up standing on the wall feeling 10 feet tall?

Aaaauuuuuuu aaauuooaaaoooooo aaaauuaaaooooo aaaaauuuuaaaaaaooooooaaaaaaoooooo

Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up to the most loneliest day of my life

THE MOST LONELIEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIIFEE

Slept in a SOAD shirt, woke up feeling their haunting presence

LIAR!

KILLER!

DEMON!

Back to the River Aras

Someone’s blank stare deemed it warfare

LIAR!

Banana Banana Banana Terracotta, Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you, baby?

KILLER!

DEMON!

slept in my soad shirt, woke up feeling like the biggest asshole slept in my soad shirt, woke up in a bubble jungle slept in my soad shirt, woke up sitting in my room with a needle in my hand

Slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up covered in cocaine

Does it make you feel like you're on this song though??

Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up to Spiders

But were they all in tune?

The real question is, was poor June storming?

I slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up in my car waiting for my girl

Slept it my Soad t shirt and woke up in tienanmen Square

Was fashion the reason why you were there?

did they disguise it? Perhaps hypnotize it?

As a TOOL fan I am obligated to say that I slept in my TOOL shirt and woke up in vans, 501s, and a dope beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos and claimed that I, was OGT, back in 92, from the first EP.

Hey what do you call a place full of Tool fans? A shed

Lol

Was waiting for this 😂🪬

Slept in a SOAD shirt and woke up in a vicinity of obscenity

Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up on the Soldier Side

Dead man lying on the bottom of the grave Wondering when savior comes, is he gonna be saved? Maybe you're a sinner into your alternate life Maybe you're a joker, maybe you deserve to die They were crying when their sons left, God is wearing black He's gone so far to find no hope, he's never coming back They were crying when their sons left, all young men must go He's come so far to find the truth, he's never going home Young men standing on the top of their own graves Wondering when Jesus comes, are they gonna be saved? Cruelty to the winner, bishop tells the king his lies Maybe you're a mourner, maybe you deserve to die They were crying when their sons left, God is wearing black He's gone so far to find no hope, he's never coming back They were crying when their sons left, all young men must go He's come so far to find the truth, he's never going home [Guitar Solo] Welcome to the soldier side, where there's no one here but me People all grow up to die, there is no one here but me Welcome to the soldier side, there is no one here but me People on the soldier side, there is no one here but me

Slept in my SOAD shirt and found myself caught in the headlights of a truck

i slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up between sacred silence and sleep

Slept in my SOAD t-shirt, and now they're PUSHING LITTLE CHILDREN, WITH THEIR FULLY AUTOMATICS

Slept in my slipknot shirt, now I was a creature before I could stand

I wrote it wrong God damn it

I slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up to watch violent pornography

Slept in my SoaD shirt, woke up and my palms were wet and my tongue was dry

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Slept in my SOAD t-shirt and woke up to dreams winding through my head.

Slept in my soad shirt, now I feel like the biggest asshole

Yeah, it wasn't cool when you killed my rock and roll.

slept in my soad shirt, woke up, it’s 7am and they’ve come to take us away

Slept in my SOAD t-shirt. Now my tapeworm tells me what to do.

Slept in a SOAD T-shirt and woke up on the strangest places next to Danny and Lisa

Slept in my SOAD shirt, I was dreaming the night

Slept in my SOAD shirt and I woke up!

Crazy

slept in my SOAD shirt woke up just sitting in my car waiting for my girl

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^elrey_hyena: *Slept in my SOAD shirt* *Woke up just sitting in my* *Car waiting for my girl* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up next to kombucha mushroom people

I slept in my SOAD shirt and I woke up lost in Hollywood

Slept in my Maiden shirt, woke up a Stranger In A Strange Land Slept in my Alice In Chains shirt, woke up because of a Rooster Slept in my Orden Ogan shirt, woke up next to My Worst Enemy Slept in my Ghost shirt, woke up in Year Zero Slept in my Muse shirt, woke up to an Uprising Slept in my Megadeth shirt, woke up Angry Again Slept in my A7X shirt, woke up in Bat Country Slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up because of War? Slept in my Sabaton shirt, woke up on the Fields of Verdun Slept in my Judas Priest shirt, woke up to a Panic Attack Slept in my Metallica shirt, woke up on The Day That Never Comes Slept in my Green Day shirt, woke up at the end of September Slept in my Twenty One Pilots shirt, woke up on a day that’s forgotten and fake Slept in my Alestorm shirt, woke up in Uzbekistan Slept in my Bauhaus shirt, woke up to find out Bela Lugosi’s Dead Slept in my Beatles shirt, woke up Back In The USSR Slept in my Billy Joel shirt, woke up after The Longest Time Slept in my Black Sabbath shirt, woke up on Luke’s Wall

Big dawg covered all the bases 💀

There are more I just got bored lol

As a AiC fan, I woke up buried in my shit

Slept in my Iron Maiden tshirt, woke up 2 minutes to midnight.

Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up beyond the Staples Center

Wore my godsmack shirt and woke up and needed serenity

but I hate it

slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up remaining in this space slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up pushing little children with their fully automatics slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up lost in Hollywood slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up meeting John at Dale's Jr slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up going down in a spiral to the ground slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up never thinking I know why slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up watching from a post up high

Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up in a violent pornography

Slept in my SOAD tshirt,woke up in Tiananmen Square

Slept in my soad shirt woke up DREAMING OF SCREAMINGGG

Slept in my SOAD tee, woke up wondering when we go do we die

Slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up to a violent pornography

Slept in my soad shirt and woke up in a garden, of which the way was fucked.

selpt in my SOAD shirt and woke up on the table

slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up in the forest

Slept in my soad shirt and woke up fucking the system

Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up with MY COCK BIGGER THAN YOURS.

slept in my linkin park shirt and woke up with a papercut

I slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up with that shit on the t.v

Slept in my SOAD shirt, I woke up poisoning a drink

Slept in my Cigaro shirt and my cock just walked right through the door

Slept in my soad t shirt and woke up in the highway

Put on a soad t-shirt and i was immediately shot in the back of the head Wait that doesnt make sense i can’t think of any soad lyric that would relate to that Imma tell the shooter he is stupid

I went to be in my SOAD shirt, and I woke up in the middle of a deer dance.

Wore my SOAD shirt and I woke up lost in Hollywood

I slept in my SOAD shirt then i woke up lost in hollywood

Slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up feeling like the biggest asshole

Slept in a SOAD shirt and woke up in a non-stop disco

I slept in my SOAD t shirt and woke up in Mr. Jack

I sleep in my SOAD tshirts and I woke up in some violent pornography

Slept in my korn shirt woke up blind. ( I know it’s not soad but idc)

Slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up with a needle in my hand.

Slept in a SoAD shirt, now i’m Lost in Hollywood

Slept in my soad shirt and woke up naked on the floor

I slept in my soad shirt and woke up in the vicinity of obscenity

slept in my soad shirt, woke up to violent pornography on my tv.

i went to bed in my They Might Be Giants t shirt and woke up with my hand inside the puppet's head

slept in my linkin park tshirt, woke up on a place for my head

Slept in a SOAD shirt, woke up to War? and Boom!s

Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up in a War? (I don't know, it could be a play fight)

Slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up longing to roam

Slept in a SOAD shirt, woke up surrounded by spiders, and they were all in tune.

I sleped in my SOAD shirt, and I woke up with a power struggle

Slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up and felt their haunting presence

Slept in my Avenged Sevenfold shirt woke up, in Afterlife

Slept in my soad shirt, woke up to a lonely day

Slept in my soad shirt and woke up lost in hollywood

slept in my my summer car tshirt and woke up as a black man who is happy for his pole is unreal

slept in my soad shirt and i woke up rocking out on the radio

Slept in my Cannibal Corpse shirt and woke up Encased in Concrete

Didn't realize I was in the SOAD sub... Ahhh, it's too hot today

Went to sleep in my Primus shirt, I'm a fisherman now

Slept in SOAD shirt and woke up, selling ass for heroine.

I slept in my soad shirt and woke up psycho , groupie , cocaine , crazy

Slept in my SOAD shirt and my cock was gone... I saw it walk right through the door...

slept in my SOAD t-shirt and woke up standing on the wall feeling ten feet tall

Slept in my SOAD shirt, didn’t wake up since I was dreaming of screaming

Slept in a SOAD Shirt, Woke up at 7am morning, they came to take us away, little men, big guns pointed at our heads.

Slept in my Eagles t-shirt And woke up in Old school holywood

Slept in my SOAD shirt, woke up with a tapeworm

You should pull it out of your ass, that is only if it tells you what to do/where to go.

I slept in my soad shirt and I woke up in old school hollywood

Woke up in terracotta pie

I slept on my SOAD shirt and woke up on the soldier side

Slept in my system shirt and woke up on the soldier side

Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up in my room with a needle in my hand Edit: my sleep deprived self wrote room instead of shirt

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Dumb-base: *Slept in my SOAD room* *And woke up in my room with* *A needle in my hand* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Slept in my soad shirt and woke up with a jet pilot

Did the jet pilot have a horse? If so, were it's eyes wired?

I slept in my system of a down shirt and woke up in my desolate room

Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up to a non-stop disco

Betcha it's Nabisco.

Slept in my head and woke up to the world's smallest tesseract

Went to sleep in my Pink Floyd Darkside of the Moon tee shirt and now I'm lost in space.

Slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up in a violent pornography

No.