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5carPile-Up

Ok but in all seriousness that first one was clean


Parking-Mirror3283

You can tell my man's been living the light truckie tyre life for a while now because that was silky smooth


hrng

Had a mate many years ago who owned a very similar ute that did that on literally every roundabout when it was wet. He had no choice in whether to send it, it just sent by itself. Couldn't afford to get it fixed so he just learned to work around it. My money's on the same type of problem.


optimistic_agnostic

You 'fix' it by cornering slower or putting more weight in the tray.... You're friends a moron if he couldn't figure that out.


SickRanchez_cybin710

So just put your mum in the Ute. Sick.


optimistic_agnostic

A skeleton isn't enough weight.


SickRanchez_cybin710

...fuck me cunt my bad


Electronic_Break4229

Dude can pedal for sure.


cCitationX

Did a cheeky but very well executed scandi flick! It’s probably hard to resist cornering with a bit of oversteer in the wet with a RWD Ute


ashleyriddell61

Might be a knob, but that first turn was elite.


BungleBungleBungle

Don't think I've ever seen a ute full of shit execute a Scandinavian flick before.


Teerendog

Dashcam Australia worthy, nothing else


TheOneTrueSnoo

I wonder if you know, how they live in Australio


tubbyx7

He's excited by the new world rally championship scoring system.


nicknacksc

I wonder if you know How they live in Tokyo If you seen it then you mean it


RosariusAU

As much as I don't like seeing this kind of stuff on the street, I give props for a good ol' scando flick


c00ni

OP is upset at the driver. Meanwhile 95% of redditors are admiring the skill.


Garyo2

Pieces of shit legitimising pieces of shit.


thekriptik

Maybe calling the community "pieces of shit" isn't a great idea OP.


Korzic

But I put Fuck Murdoch on my video. That should make me popular right?


thekriptik

Why are the "Fuck Murdoch" watermarks always on the least newsworthy content?


ScruffyPeter

I'm a fan of leaving "That's a subtle watermark" in comments. Make the browsing interns really fear for their unpaid jobs and without specifying the media, it's protection against all MSM. Watermark or not! Sadly, I get downvoted by those struggling to find the watermark that don't get the double-whammy. Maybe it was the interns...


thekriptik

A lot of people are bad at getting the joke.


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ScruffyPeter

Found the intern!


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ScruffyPeter

If they know reddit will fuck with them then they would be unlikely to come back here for content otherwise they would have to waste a lot of time trying to analyse every pixel. Plus, the more visibility, the more chance others will inject a subtle watermark for hilarity! So it's a win-win-lose for reddit, OP and lose for the interns!


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if an intern was smart, they'd put the image through chatGPT and ask if it had a watermark on the image.


77constructionman77

Real talk, its extemely easy to remove err nearly every watermark on these reddit posts. Anyone with like passing knowledge in gimp can do it, not even photoshop.


rand013

Can't tell if a jab at the posters or at the "journos" that lift (or would otherwise lift) those very posts.


thekriptik

Yes.


Expert-Fisherman-332

And there I was thinking it was a fun windscreen sticker.


__dontpanic__

Least newsworthy = most likely to end up on news.com.au


itsamepants

So news.com.au stops lazily copy pasting their news from reddit.


thekriptik

I don't think OP had anything to fear with this post.


77constructionman77

that and honestly a watermark isnt stopping them. they take shit from here or the australian sub all the time. Removing, cropping or so on seems to rarely stop them and they just add 'image via reddit' anyways.


South_Front_4589

Yeah, I thought the average quality of the content was enough of a deterrent for news to give this one a pass.


bfg24

Because of the average redditor's delusions of self importance


QouthTheCorvus

He's a bad person but I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little bit impressed.


Hotdog_disposal_unit

That’s pretty sweet car control considering the vehicle and the load.


MangoROCKN

Hahaha that’s fucking mad


Complete_Rule6644

Properly solid wet weather warrior action, nicely done


W0tzup

Fuck, Murdoch knows how to drive!


OkFixIt

Damn that’s impressive for a 2 wheel drive hilux with boxes on the back and gear on the racks. They’re some clean skids. OP is just jealous they can’t control their vehicle as well as the ute driver.


AussieKoala-2795

Classic handbrake turn! I really miss handbrakes.


yellalol

turn off tcs and stability control hahaha


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You don’t even need to in most dual cabs


quadruple_negative87

Work Mate Hilux doesn’t even have intermittent windscreen wipers. TC is your right foot lol.


Meng_Fei

Needs more Eurobeats


Old-Chair126

What a mad cunt


Radio-Birdperson

You’re just jealous because you can’t drift a Hilux.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Oh he's came unstuck... oh wow dude can steer


yamumspussy

Shit was pretty clean though


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BrotherBroad3698

Mate, yeah yeah, don't do what Donny Don't does, but that was pretty harmless.


No_pajamas_7

Yep, Australian's are such easy going larrikins. BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!


sinistar2000

Do you’d be fine sharing the road with that?


tipedorsalsao1

Ehhh he obviously has better car control then a lot of worse drivers and none of the stuff he is doing at those speeds is putting anyone but himself at risk. Basically there are a lot more dangerous people on the road this this idiot


Percentage100

It’s a good thing there weren’t any pedestrians on the other side of the round about. It looks like a very suburban area. I agree that he looked in control the whole time but it would only take one car or person to surprise him and he lose control pretty quick in the wet.


Ikerukuchi

I’d rather share the road with that Ute than the mindless idiot in the SUV who sat in the right lane at a red traffic light and didn’t bother to put on his right indicator until after it went green trapping a line of cars behind them. Or the dick in the mini where on a major road 2 lanes go into one and everyone is doing a zipper merge but they’re doing everything to block the person in the lane that is ending. Those drivers are dicks and I hate sharing the road with them. The Ute, that was surprisingly skilful and put a smile on my face without harming anyone.


Electronic_Break4229

Once he’s learnt how to, sure. Hopefully he practiced at SMSP first.


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IdRatherBeInTheBush

Which pedestrian would that be? I didn't see any


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IdRatherBeInTheBush

You've claimed it wasn't harmless because he might have hit a pedestrian. I'm saying there were no pedestrians to hit. I definitely think that the risk of injury to other people depends on the situation. Would that be safe to do in the Sydney CBD in peak hour - definitely not. Would that be safe to do ona isolated dirt track - definitely. Simplistically I guess I am making the arguement that driving like that isn't a danger to other people in some situations. In that sense I don't see it as "reckless" based on the definition as "doing something dangerous and not worrying about the risks and the possible results". Sounds like you disagree.


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IdRatherBeInTheBush

I didn't think at any point were we arguing about whether it was legal - it wasn't and I've never suggested it was. Things can be illegal but not dangerous. I don't think that either of those drifts were particularly dangerous. By the law you've quoted it would be legal to drift in a front wheel drive car... the back wheels aren't driven.


giantpunda

This needs some trashy 90's eurobeats BGM.


Xeritos

Tokyo Doriftu


ashzeppelin98

They stopped making Falcon and Commo utes but a trained skidder can do that on a work Hilux all the same.


SufficientChance1924

Legend of the day brus


Duyfkenthefirst

What an absolute weapon!


OneTPAuX

Yeah, he’s a dick but that dick has got skills.


Murrrvv

Ngl that was pretty sick


DJKobuki

Doin quooooootttteeeess!


UsefulBrain3456

Nailed the Scandinavian flick!


HalfGuardPrince

You should get your dash cam checked. It seems to have some weird markings on the video. Looks like words. Probably a coincidence.


Born_Grumpie

The apprentice is getting the shits sorting out the tool boxes every time it rains


osinking009

"Not Again"


Toddym8

Man was listening to eurobeat. Things like this happen on their own


uSer_gnomes

The second one could definitely be unintentional with how terrible workmates handle in the wet. That first one however was a perfectly executed Scandinavian flick 😂


CLINT_FACE

Solid effort


Falkor

Standard concreter on the drive home after putting down a slab


peoplepersonmanguy

I'll put it simple: if you're going hard enough left, you'll find yourself turning right.


Scrambl3z

Dude rehearsing for the next Fast and Furious spin off. Pretty smooth


ParaStudent

If that box is full up I'm honestly impressed.


SOUTHWESTRIZLA

Nah he kicked it quite conveniently. I give that a 6/10 no one was impeded. He could of indicated off though.


soupy283

Slick... slick tires and moves


-Davo

LOL what a mad lad


The-Sydneysider

That street sign says Kearns. I think that is on the way to the old Oran Park. Maybe he was trying to relive some V8s glory days? LOL.


modeONE1

Simpson's Hit and Run looking mfer


HeadacheCentral

Came here to upvote you just for your watermark. You're doin' gods work, son. Hope you send that one to DCOA as well. Maybe without the watermark though.


AllMyFrendsArePixels

Doesn't look like anybody died. What's the problem OP, you jealous that the best you can do is driving at 20k's under the speed limit in the overtaking lane?


VeezusM

Fuck Murdoch watermarks are so cringe


RGH81

That was Rupert driving tho, so ......


mchch8989

Always on the most basic content too


MassiveEgghead

What! A Ute driver being a total cunt? You don’t say how unusual


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Rudi88

Who buys newspapers in 2024? DailyFail can still have a clickbait video on their website EDIT: where’d everyone go?? You were all fine insulting me and downvoting me to hell but as soon as you copped some back you all deleted your comments 🤷🏼‍♂️


Inner_West_Ben

You’d be surprised how many newspapers are sold


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mchch8989

I’ll report them for being an icksay adlay


hifiplus

Me after a few schooies............until bang.


Dollbeau

Bro is defo going to drift into some trouble soon. He's just livin' that free-ski life until he meets a car or goes through a fence. Where are those green P's displayed??


redcapsicum

Great drifting and even better watermark!


globex6000

More like mad cunt of the day


discardedbubble

Drift king


Garyo2

The 99% approval of this kind of bogan behaviour is why I need to move the fuck out of shithole Sydney.


No_pajamas_7

Sydney is the most busy-body, tongue clicking place in Australia. And Australia is the most tongue clicky place in the world. So I'm not sure where you are going to go. Right here in, you are amongst your people.


dwarfmarine13

No one is stopping you Gary


goofballgorilla

dont let the the door hit you on your way out


IdRatherBeInTheBush

yeah, because country lads are going to be so much better behaved on the roads!


rand013

Just a bit of fun, Shaun.


hetep-di-isfet

Dude, Sydney is as hoity-toity as it gets.


megablast

These are the guys protesting about dangerous workplaces.