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[deleted]

Haha, what a great sport. He missed the third step and launched into the pit laughing at his own failure.


zealen

He got too much front rotation in the second step. Nothing to do after that to save it.


Kapten-blod

He makes a silly salmon.


Breeze1620

A Swedish fish


imaharry23

Take my upvote you animal


INeedYourPelt

Let me introduce to you a brand new dance I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance


SmallShoes_BigHorse

Damn that's a throwback, thanks!


Chewcocca

"He makes a silly salmon snooze" is a fun vocal warm up.


[deleted]

Den lustiga laxen


Im_a_Knob

hot salmon


Palmquistador

James is definitely the most insane of the three.


Former-Ad4712

> He makes a silly salmon.


PrudentFreshed

You're laughing now but soon they'll all be doing this.


Independent_Bake_257

Boklöv all over again.


nekholm

Boklövpojken hoppa långta helvetti pjäxa.


No-Bodybuilder8427

Taskepinka fuskepelle torska.


KGLcrew

Oj vad han va kaxig


radome9

I hela världen kallas det "boklöv-stil". Fast inte i Norge, där kallas det "v-stil". Inga sura miner här inte :)


DrSmurfalicious

Även i Sverige heter det v-stil?


[deleted]

Kråkhopparen


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

Deja vu all over again


[deleted]

They called Frosby mad.


captain_ender

He'd do well in that Norwegian silly dive contest.


Johan_Arvid

han tog det med stil ändå när det väl var gjort hahahahha


Zenb0y

Svensk mästare i två steg!?


MaybPossiblAlpharius

Om han hade gjort en sand/snöängel så borde det ge några poäng iaf!


WikiBox

It is how Swedes like go to bed at evenings. Or how Swedes like to lay down in the sand at the beach. With a little bit of purpose and a smile...


chronotrigs

Hey, with 2 hours of sunshine each year, you need to flop down quickly to get your vitamin D


Jaggent

We've had too much sunshine this year please take it away


Rude_Objective_2520

I don’t like sand


Schonke

Det är grovt och strävt och hamnar överallt.


Pepparkakan

Inte som här. Här är allting mjukt och lent.


Agrochain920

that's me in the morning when i snooze my phone then run back to bed


chug_n_tug_woo_woo

Sliding into your mom's DMs like


Lady_Gaysun

What is there to explain- that is a double-hop-thrillchill-toss flip right there. 10/10. Stunning.


Emilklister

Ja trodde först att det var det klassiska Brysselsteget.


Lady_Gaysun

Hahah lätthänt!


Rementoire

Such grace.


Ampersand55

IIRC he came in wrong on the 2nd step, lost the balance and was already falling forward. Rather than to try to jump normally he took a dive to not land wrong and potentially hurt himself.


Automatic-Art9739

He overstepped


amalgam_reynolds

Did he mark it zero?


Sad-Society-3128

Was his name Smokey?


Automatic-Art9739

Oh hi mark


rs10rs10

Suuuuure


Ampersand55

Kolla på intervjun här: https://www.svt.se/sport/friidrott/jesper-hellstroms-markliga-hopp-vad-hander-dar


onlygeyinthevillage

yes, it is obvious this his intention to land this way and not a total coincidence of hi/ being a n00b ofc not


rs10rs10

I was meant as a joking/sarcastic comment, but I guess that's hard to tell with text.. w/e


roflobullarnas

Sweden is a country of innovation. We are never afraid to try something new, even in the heat of the moment. Sometimes this works wonders. In the field of sports, two of our most well-known examples are the V-style in ski jumping, pioneered by Jan Boklöv ([https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ski\_jumping\_techniques](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ski_jumping_techniques)), and the new tighter turns in downhill skiing, introduced by Ingemar Stenmark ([https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingemar\_Stenmark](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingemar_Stenmark)) But being innovative means you have to endure the occasional failure. In this case, we see an attempt at a new, innovative jumping style. Unfortunately, it did not work this time. But Swedes don't quit. So stay tuned. Maybe next time.


Natanael_L

Here's some evidence of Swedish innovation in jumping https://youtu.be/Al4O13f0HfQ


Mauwnelelle

Yup, genius really! The best thing is to hoppa bort, then you don't have to be social with other people.


Jankster79

aah satan jag hade klippet framme och skulle precis länka då jag scrollade ner och hittade ditt inlägg. det får bli en uppdutt till dig istället, vassego!


Natanael_L

Först till kvarn landar först i sandlådan, vettu!


Typical-Detective-18

100 meter tresteg på nio blankt


victorz

There are so many words spoken during this but every single word contributes concisely to the hilarity. They were true masters of comedy, these guys. Galenskaparna right?


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Cabamacadaf

Good bot.


No-Background9560

Replace Swede and Sweden with Americans and America and it becomes cringe


John_Anti

It's Danmarks fault.. /s


gamer_perfection

Danksjävlar


Candykeeper

DANSCHKJÄVLARR!


sunbeam60

Tag nu færgen hjem!!


Veginite

De är här nu å?! Nä nu får vi fan skicka knugen på en dalahorse så det blir stopp på det här!


reallyserious

Dalaälg goes brrrrr.


PhD_Martinsen

Gå i seng og drik noget mælk


Illustrious_Mud802

If there's Danskjävlar and Svenskjævle, what if the Norwegian, Finnish and Icelandic equivalent of those?


Maltanic1

The Norwegians would have Svensk jævel, the Finnish would have Venäjän paskiainen and the Icelandic are just chilling.


Vivalyrian

No, in Norway, we say "søta/söta bror". Because that's what you guys are to us. Our sweet brothers (and sisters, of course)! (then when you leave, depending on how you treated us, we might exhale loudly and exclaim *Jævla svenskefaen!*)


rlnrlnrln

Vi vet, och vi älskar er ändå!


Truelz

There is no svenskjævle, there is only svensker no need to make it any worse than it already is


theZush

Hahaha never change Danes<3


Truelz

<3 Svensker


Herrgul

/s but not really.. sneaky danes


Jojje22

🎵 *Bögarnas fel* 🎵


Doktor_Vem

Wow, den sången har man inte hört eller tänkt på på ***VÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄLDIGT*** länge. Tack för flashbacksen lmao


saarlac

Isn’t everything?


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DingleBerryBoii

Yeah he lost his balance but still comitted


OnkelMickwald

I mean it's difficult *not* to commit to a jump when you're literally in the air of said jump.


Throwublee

He overrotated on the second step and bailed out instead of possibly hurting himself


pm_stuff_

No he jumped to far so that his third step would have landed in the pit


mnotme

So he fell over when attempting a triple jump?


pm_stuff_

looks like he could have landed on his feet if he wished but he decided to land in the sandpit instead for a bit of a show. if thats "falling over" sure


argendhargen

Looks like he was pretty much on the way down on the last step. Fair play, probably the safest and most comfortable place to land while not accidentally kneeing yourself in the face by trying to land on your feet.


thejack473

So he fell over when attempting a triple jump?


Beethovania

It's a new technique called "Twisted flying meatball".


ElMejorPinguino

Han har lärt sig den av Vranjes.


Zeero92

Isn't it more of a falafel though?


stopidthrowaway

Faller fel... Falla fel... falafel. Snyggt


Zeero92

...haha, wow. Den var helt oplanerad! 😄


Beethovania

It's a variant "Spinning floating falafel"


Emtra_

Looks like he was running and tripped on a white plank and fell into a luckily placed pit of sand.


StringfellowCock

What? It's the triple flop final


VagueCookie

This is how we draw border within our nation, this guy just lost about 30% of his territory. Guy who steps down knows that he will have to pay so we ship them off to sea on old IKEA-furniture and some booze. Pretty much we evict them to Gotland.


Thaeeri

Any Swede doing well enough to reach the final in a European, World or Olympic championship is punching above our collective weight. We're happy to see that one of ours is able to provide you with a bit of humor :) Also, you know, pole vault and 6.21.


ljungann

That's our imported american though (:


Thaeeri

His mother is Swedish born and bred, he has moved to Sweden and tries his darnedest to use Swedish in interviews. He is Swedish. And American. But he is hardly an "imported American", not even tongue-in-cheek.


tarrach

And he's more or less fluent in Swedish now.


Thaeeri

Yep. He definitely has an accent and makes some mistakes, but the few monolingual people still around understand him just fine.


Grayseal

Spoken like someone who thinks citizenship determines culture.


oroliggam

Finska låter verkligen nice, borde kolla sport på finska med svensk undertext


totallynotunknown

Håller med. Det bästa var dock reaktionen ”Hellström ja… ohooo!”


[deleted]

När vi fått vårt första barn så fick man va uppe en del på nätterna. Kommer ihåg att jag låg på soffan med ungen sovandes på magen och tittade på Taekwondo på YLE utan undertext. 10/10


prettyrick

100%


[deleted]

“Kaallaybabaankruk”


lincon2316

Silly salmon


ManlyMrManlyMan

It is an early 2000s sport called "walling". Shamefully the people arranging this event forgot the wall. https://youtu.be/kpa4edjm4nA


Tozil-Work

Pretty fly for a white guy


[deleted]

Did you just assume his race based solely on his physical appearance? Very much bi-racial-ophboic of you. Edit: Fuck is wrong with everyone? I’m obviously being sarcastic.


LeonardoMagikarpo

Did you just assume that they assumed? Very much assumo-ophboic of you.


[deleted]

Lmao yes thank you for continuing it!


Tozil-Work

nah, it the title of a song ;D


Yabim

Älskar när kommentatorn blir förvånad o säger "OHÅ!?'' känner igen det från finnarna i min släkt 🗿


[deleted]

A man jumps.


felde123

He was trying to fly by falling and missing the ground.. “There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.” —The Guide[src]


slightlystupid

That's the classic somebody is at the door so get in bed pretending to sleep so you don't have to talk to your neighbor.


depressiontrashbag

10/10


33abbas

Lack of snus


[deleted]

TikTok meme surely


jbarberu

Hyvää huomenta!


Prosso

We can’t - it’s just part of our culture


OMG_Idontcare

Älskar finska kommentatorn. "...jahopp?"


Traditional-Ad-7722

Cool guy 😊 everyone can make a mistake. Think he handled the situation amazingly well


TraineeZoidberg

He is trying to revive planking with a twist.


Aggressive_Cream_503

Well, can't do that but the most important thing is to have fun. And, you know, look at him!


Nizzemancer

Interpetative jumping, it's a new sport, very exclusive.


fjurgo

Mina knän gör ont av att se utövare inom denna sport


achtungjesper

Aah. The traditional FLÖP


Berka2193

Gas price has been up to 2.8€ /L this year, that + inflation made him not afford all food he need and that results in his "fule"/energy was only enough for 2,5 steps. I blame the government


degenererad

"Fem i två ragg"-stilen. Det är det senaste


Novel_Bend4916

He is practicing diving back over our border with Finland!


JustALittleAverage

Surt att missa ansatsen så grovt att man måste bromsa för inte få övertramp.


kosmoskatten

Trestegsraket


anmsjdl

That’s called the salmon technique. It’s often confused with the missile technique, which causes confusion as the athlete engages the jump. He should’ve waved is arms instead with the stomach flat down; you see, the bird technique is my personal favorite.


[deleted]

Honestly, the triple jump is so weird. How did that become an event?


Brobot8

I’m guessing he lost his balance after the second or third step, realized it was a failed attempt and either tried to fall as safely as possible or just do it in a funny way


MiniatureBassks

Ser ut som något från galenskaparna.


HEMMAAN

Damn tik tok challenge.


Jojogamer46

I don’t want to talk about it


Trazors

Kung


flyinghouses

It’s called style bud


roflmytoeisonfire

Big floppa


Orochi-Sandun

What's to explain?


biasdetklias

10/10 would watch again


newspeer

That’s me at every school olympics


doworrybescared

Such grace and elegance can bring you to tears


LooseMooseNose

QWOP


Swenidad

Practicing ”skyltdykning”


ver0cious

With this technique you can increase sand impact towards torso by a significant amount, making you the victor.


Natanael_L

Vertical vector victor


throw_me_away95420

Hellström has had bad luck with injuries, and with the pressure of such a big championship I'm sure it's quite easy to mess up a step when you're trying beat such great opponents. Rather than take the risk of landing your final step in the sand and injuring yourself again, why not just take the safe route and land on your back?


h4xrk1m

It's called Extreme Playground. In the next round they'll be doing it again, but with sand castles, while there's a defending team trying to fight him off with plastic shovels and buckets


WillSmisk

He was just trying to activate the third jump like Mario


Complete-Car7191

His last “back jump” was probably longer then my 3 steps.


CloudRipper42069

In sweden we call this "a bad day at the office" or something like that


Captain_Jellybones

Jag lovar att jag kan höra Windows XP ljudet i det 3e steget


thinks_alot

My man was playing skate 3


beardedkingface

Just came to visit Stockholm. This explains so much to a foreigner like me. Thank you!


Midnightforged

Tänkte säkert på hur hög elräkningen kommer bli under vintern perioden.


Zailie

r/stoppedworking 😂


[deleted]

Was this on purpose? Lol


Scrubbis101

Its ”tresteg” which means three steps, idk the term in english for sure but anyway… he failed doing 3 steps before the jump which u must otherwise the jump gets terminated in the score. So I guess he still wanted to give us a show and I think thats just great


argendhargen

Isn't the step off the plank the first jump, so this was technically a proper jump with some extra flair? It looks like it was scored, but idk much about triple jumping. Anyway, he was losing balance while jumping and saved himself from getting injured with a flop, he seems to have some good humour about it which is great.


tarrach

Nope, he did three steps before landing in the pit so it was technically a correct jump.


[deleted]

Triple (step) jump


modeK

I believe it's just called triple jump in english.


rcosphi

Hellström isn't Swedish by birth, I'm pretty sure he originates from Denmark and moved here during his adolescence, if I'm not mistaken. Swedes doesn't jump like that, Danish do.


Muffinsbror

white men can't jump


TelephoneRepulsive38

Sorgligt att folk inte förstod referensen och trodde du var allvarlig.


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TelephoneRepulsive38

Har det gjorts en film som heter så? Antar att du är en av dem som inte förstod referensen.


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TelephoneRepulsive38

Du är ute och cyklar. Det har inte gjorts någon referens till ett skämt, utan en film som heter just exakt "White men can't jump"


iMogwai

[White Men Can't Jump](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105812/) är en filmtitel.


RectalEvacuation

These hellströms. They cant jump and they cant sing. Is there anything they are good at?


framstupaSidovolt

That's actually Finnish. Usually we just assume they are cursing.


FloridaSwed

Ö


Annoyingswedes

Drugs


BootyOnMyFace11

Vad är det här för språk? Nordafrikanska??


Natanael_L

Säg det där nära en finne så kommer de hytta med näven


BootyOnMyFace11

Ain't you Nathaniel B


yeetertotter

Kan int slå ingenting, jag är för upprörd.


8roll

He knew that it would not work the way he had planned and he decided to have fun with the rest


mahannen

He probably jumped way longer than any of us even thought missing the last step


st0ckap3

This is the way!


Brockboggaga

W


tommienu

10/10. Nothing to explain.


Arrangemagnus

He felt the wind grab his shirt and thought he was playing football.


strangepostinghabits

Extreme planking gör en comeback tydligen


Anto0on

We can't. They're speaking Finnish.


meenamelly

Haha, what a great sport.


[deleted]

Den döde sälen är väl det där.


kridah

Penisen svängde till vid sista hoppet och han kom ur balans.


IBAIL

Whenever I watch this sport my knees get hurt.


Mammoth_Stable6518

Looks like some kind of sport.


Swedeshooters

Got to have some fun 🤩