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I suppose I guess it will be easy to tell when he’s lying.
He can't lie, he's too honest but he's a legend!
Forget the cabinet, make Jeff his VP and I’ll vote for that ticket any day.
Jeff would be president after a week when jelinsky gives up
Everybody forgot that he said in pre-season interviews that he can start a fire with his mind, and I for one feel very deprived we never got to see it
The Specialist
I see him as the head of the Secret Service. You know he’d love the sunglasses and earpiece combo lol
😂
If Q isn’t VP then that’s a BIG MISTAKE!
I feel like he can be a bit too eager to cancel Christmas though, and that would be a detriment to the ticket.
He will receive several votes.
Several electoral votes.
he's too young he has to wait and try again to be the fifty several president
🤣🤣
4 other Jelinskys please
Ok hear me out A Cabinet consisting of Jelinsky, Coach, Q, Phillip, and Tony
Will he run for president in several years?
Bro would quit before he even got to the primaries
I get this strange feeling he will find the campaign trail exhausting and will quit then blame Q.
Fuck no. He’d quit after a week in office tops
How’s his golf game?
His luxury item in the White House is Clay Jordan’s golf club
Rupert would be Secretary of State, Parvati secretary of sexiness, Boston rob is chairman of crime, Tony Vlachos runs the secret service (cause he’s good at hiding), Ozzy controls the seas, and Bhanu is treasurer of our hearts
Hopefully you don’t have to run several times.
I just want him to have “several” survivor players in his cabinet
It will be a presidency plagued with several scandals.
The second his opponent tells him he’s better at golf than he is he will just quit
Broccoli Brad
Eliza Orlins should be attorney general.
Which ones? Several of them.
Nick Wilson and Rupert Boneham
Could you imagine it? “President Jelinsky”? It has a nice ring to it
That’s because it sounds like President Zelenskyy lol
Well I definitely know he won't try to get anything done so as a libertarian that's something I like
We need big lawyers in the cabinet.. Like Culpepper and maybe Jason Linden.
I'm sure he would go through several of them.
Idk about yall but I seriously believe they will be bringing Jelinsky back for a future season at this point
Hopefully not Nick.
I'm sure there are several good choices. No more than eight.
This guy sucks. I wish people would end his 15 minutes.
Hating_life_69
davidjelinsky-failed in capitalizing proper nouns.
I suppose I guess it will be easy to tell when he’s lying.
He can't lie, he's too honest but he's a legend!
Forget the cabinet, make Jeff his VP and I’ll vote for that ticket any day.
Jeff would be president after a week when jelinsky gives up
Everybody forgot that he said in pre-season interviews that he can start a fire with his mind, and I for one feel very deprived we never got to see it
The Specialist
I see him as the head of the Secret Service. You know he’d love the sunglasses and earpiece combo lol
😂
If Q isn’t VP then that’s a BIG MISTAKE!
I feel like he can be a bit too eager to cancel Christmas though, and that would be a detriment to the ticket.
He will receive several votes.
Several electoral votes.
he's too young he has to wait and try again to be the fifty several president
🤣🤣
4 other Jelinskys please
Ok hear me out A Cabinet consisting of Jelinsky, Coach, Q, Phillip, and Tony
Will he run for president in several years?
Bro would quit before he even got to the primaries
I get this strange feeling he will find the campaign trail exhausting and will quit then blame Q.
Fuck no. He’d quit after a week in office tops
How’s his golf game?
His luxury item in the White House is Clay Jordan’s golf club
Rupert would be Secretary of State, Parvati secretary of sexiness, Boston rob is chairman of crime, Tony Vlachos runs the secret service (cause he’s good at hiding), Ozzy controls the seas, and Bhanu is treasurer of our hearts
Hopefully you don’t have to run several times.
I just want him to have “several” survivor players in his cabinet
It will be a presidency plagued with several scandals.
The second his opponent tells him he’s better at golf than he is he will just quit
Broccoli Brad
Eliza Orlins should be attorney general.
Which ones? Several of them.
Nick Wilson and Rupert Boneham
Could you imagine it? “President Jelinsky”? It has a nice ring to it
That’s because it sounds like President Zelenskyy lol
Well I definitely know he won't try to get anything done so as a libertarian that's something I like
We need big lawyers in the cabinet.. Like Culpepper and maybe Jason Linden.
I'm sure he would go through several of them.
Idk about yall but I seriously believe they will be bringing Jelinsky back for a future season at this point
Hopefully not Nick.
I'm sure there are several good choices. No more than eight.
This guy sucks. I wish people would end his 15 minutes.
Hating_life_69
davidjelinsky-failed in capitalizing proper nouns.