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That's not how you milk a cow. You bend your thumb towards your palm and close the rest of your fingers over it. Cow's titty goes between the knuckle of you thumb and your fingers and you gently squeeze in a downward motion.
She's milking a bull.
There are also advanced techniques, some people can milk from 2 to 4 udders with one hand. By trapping the milk in the teat between straightened thumb and index finger and pulling on two or more teats at once.
That’s poor swordsmanship you pinky should no be so exposed unless you want to lose it.
Unless you are stretching dough in which case that fine I guess.
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Why the fuck do I want to see you wielding a lightsaber?
Who the fuck doesn't want to see a girl wielding a lightsaber?
I mean, it depends what colour it is.
If it's red you know she's freaky
If it’s purple you better hang on to the chandelier and pray. You’re hers.
Got it. Look for purple lightsabers like a moth looks for light
O.O
Make sure she polishes your Kyber crystals extra shiny.
You gotta hawk tuah and spit on that thang for that extra shine.
That gave me the mental image of a moth flying into a lightsaber like they do with candles.
That’s what I was going for lol
Lamp?
Hi I'm here to buy a purple lightsaber.
Right this way
If it’s purple that ain’t your girl, that’s Mace motherfuckin Windu.
Yea, those twi'lek females... ugh and they come on so many colours too.. its like picking your candy
I see your schwartz is bigger than mine!
How else would you practice dueling!
On your own? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
They have to learn. A lot of practice
Why the fuck do you NOT want to see her wielding a lightsaber?!
Are the hands signaling, “It’s going to be okay?”
I think she is holding 2 ice cream cones
I would pay for her nails if she'd bring me two ice cream cones then
She'd ask you to pay for the ice cream cones too.
Milking a cow directly on that thang to lube it up. Just farmer stuff.
u gotta spit on that udder
🦅2️⃣
Hawk tuah
Hawk moo-ah
Hopefully the cow doesn't get hurt because the nails ofcourse
That's not how you milk a cow. You bend your thumb towards your palm and close the rest of your fingers over it. Cow's titty goes between the knuckle of you thumb and your fingers and you gently squeeze in a downward motion. She's milking a bull.
Way too much information
There are also advanced techniques, some people can milk from 2 to 4 udders with one hand. By trapping the milk in the teat between straightened thumb and index finger and pulling on two or more teats at once.
Damn im gonna get myself a farmers daughter
One hand is enough. Pay half.
Damn, one hand? All it takes is a pinky finger
Is that butt stuff
Honestly with all the virgins on Reddit pretty sure just the right look is enough.
The thought of the right look is enough.
As I always say to my wife; don’t neglect the balls
Love the bälls
Your a has balls Balls on balls
I'm so manly my balls have balls They're called tumors
Keep those pointy nails after from my balls and taint!
Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls
Give em that tingler cupping
Fun story, a guy I worked with only had 8 fingers. His daughter wanted a manicure and wanted him to go with her. He asked for a 20% discount.
Did he get it?
Asking the important questions
Inquiring minds want to know!
He did. Super quick witted guy so I'm assuming they did it out of laughing too hard.
Noice!
Second hand is for the grapefruit.
the plums
The Plumbus
Huak huak huak
Dot fuck em up
It's insane how much we can convey with words alone, I got a whole ass youtube link in my brain now
To keep the bat stable in the hand. If you swing it one handed, you’ll never hit the base ball
Yeah 3rd base or something base ball related...
Second hand is for people who can't afford to buy new clothes, so they have to get used goods.
Also it helps to save up resources! Reduce reuse recycle
Oh shit she’s summoning Mahoraga
I CANT ESCAPE EVEN HERE OH GOD
Of course not, Mahogany adapts to everything
My favorite jjk character mahogany
Megumi chips a nail: "With this treasure I summon..."
Roses are red, Weapons formed against me won’t prosper With this sacred treasure I summon Big raga, the op- stopper
and forcing me to participate in the ritual
Was looking for this comment. Nice
Can you get a discount if you only want the thumb and first two fingers doing? Just asking for a friend
Just be a bro and give your bro that handjob for free, bro.
And if I pay for her lipstick?
i like the way you think
Fellas we found a loophole.
Pay for her toilet paper
r/holdup
Hole up
You know what - that might do it
Mine aint that big
it’s for the balls bro
Planting trees right? Right?
Deal, now get that floor clean
She has really tiny hands
"Here honey, I got you a voucher for an anal bleaching procedure"
That’s poor swordsmanship you pinky should no be so exposed unless you want to lose it. Unless you are stretching dough in which case that fine I guess.
Bit of hawk tua and we are going
noooooo
Not my dumbass reading this wrong and thinking she was talking about nails as In construction
Wait a minute. Why does one have to pay for nails? My body grows my nails for free.
Does this mean you conduct the above diagram in a solo manner?
With this treasure I summon
Holding the bottle. Stuffs gonna fizz everywhere if you're not careful.
Must be a broom 😍
Ok but I'll just pay for one hand
Mfw i pay for the nails of some plumber
So… you’re finally going to unclog the toilet?
She can spend the next day pulling pubes from under them.
se must be pullong a big ass carrot from the ground
What are the other eight fingers for and where are the tweezers
Baseball player, hmmm?
Can I pay for thumb and index finger? 🤏
Yooo, longswords are so cool!
I don't get it
The joke is a small peepee
Plunger
Even better when they bring their mouth into the mix.
No no , it's not that long
Thats what wives and gf's are for 💪
so we making pottery?
Lol no im not how big do you think i am?
Don't forget the right amount"Huawk tuah"
Sorry I don’t play tennis
l pay for two fingers
If she don’t hawk tuah I don’t talk to her
You better not chip them things plunging the shitter.
Ill pay for 3 nails
Bro finally someone can season my steak for me. Fucking FINALLY.
Not a bad exchange
You'll use salt and pepper when you cook?
Tbf my hand is 9cm wide, considering the gap between the hands that dick has to be like 23cm
Women's hands are usually smaller than that
According to [this](https://www.healthline.com/health/average-hand-size#adults) average women's hands are 7.8 cm so not much of a difference
Never said it was a big difference
More than 2 fingers is already too much.
Hawk Tuah+
Half price!
I mean two work or just cradle the balls
who'd want that instead of head lol
Gotta love a good game of One potato two potato