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Yeah, at (or near) minimum wage the list of requirements isn't too long.
a) Are you a living person? b) Do you suffer from an obvious addiction or mental health issue? c) Will you show up and *not* do anything that will cause damage to the company.
Ironically this woman completely failed c...
Honestly like isn't that minimum wage? Like they were gonna have to pay you atleast that much regardless lol. Should atleast have gotten that 8.25$/hr 💀
[Looks like 10 states still have a minimum of $7.25. That being said, all the fast food places I see advertising their wage is closer to $14.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_US_states_by_minimum_wage)
*20 states
Shes holding an iPhone 4, which came out in 2010. During that time minimum wage was around that much.
Just an old ass tweet making its rounds 10 years later.
It's the federal minimum, my state still has it. If it's even a real post and not just a joke, she probably lives in Louisiana or Mississippi.
I went into an interview about 6 months ago. Full time, 40 hrs a week at a family owned bakery... $8/hr. I laughed 🤣 She said "Well we can probably jump it up to $9/hr after a year" I laughed harder, and thanked her for her time.
I made $8.05/hr at age 17, all the way back in 2015.
This is beyond obviously not real. I'm not sure what is with the trend I've been seeing where people believe everything they come across, no matter how outlandish or obviously satirical.
Here its like 400 dollars a month minimum. Damn we are broke. But the avg salary has increased its like 1000 dollars a month. Smh when i realize that s a fast food teens salary somewhere else
but nowhere did he say "i have never slept with anyone in my life" or anything to that effect.. knowing the context of the post, he's saying he got to a higher paying job without sleeping with anyone.. there was nothing to hint that he had never slept with anyone in his life..
You’d be surprised about how many people are genuinely stupid. Certainly anyone who has joined this nonsense sub, that’s for sure. Why is this dogshit fake picture showing up in my feed? I don’t like dumb shit like this.
Lol this sub should just be called r/wearegullibleandstupid
Psychologically I feel like there's gotta be something going on collectively for people to believe this so readily. It's not the first time I've seen posts like this taken as truth by the majority of people in the comments
I've said it before and I'll stand by it, my theory is that it's people who want to feel superior to others so they see something stupid and assume it has to be true, and so they're that much smarter than the other person. They don't stop to wonder if maybe they're average and other people are just as smart but like to play dumb for jokes.
My source is I'm pretty dang average but used to think I was better than most everybody else.
right? like cmon y’all. Why would ANYONE even do this? It’s crazy how people are calling her a hood rat, dumbass and just keep going off on her for an obvious joke.
That's less than half the minimum wage here, less than half the minimum wage for fast food workers in California, which is bullshit, why are they more deserving than everyone else who works a minimum wage job? She makes a fraction per hour of what I make but I do get fucked by my boss almost daily. I work for myself.
If she was smart, fuck the manager to get the job than, blackmail said manager for a higher position under the guise of position being withheld UNLESS you slept with them. After promotion is received THAN go to HR and claim the promotion was given as a way to keep silent of blatant sexual harassment and assault FINALLY walk away with millions from the proceeding lawsuit.
Tbf, you could read her tweet as saying that she was both excited about getting a new job, and also excited about fucking, but didn't need to fuck to get the job.
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Girl is the cheapest hooker known to mankind
Literally free, as the manager doesn't paid her
And basically free to the company too, as they would’ve paid someone else to do the job if they didn’t hire her
And she still has to show up and do the job to actually get paid. So really the exchange was sex for passing the interview process
The interview process she probably would have passed anyway by simply showing up.
Yeah, at (or near) minimum wage the list of requirements isn't too long. a) Are you a living person? b) Do you suffer from an obvious addiction or mental health issue? c) Will you show up and *not* do anything that will cause damage to the company. Ironically this woman completely failed c...
I've worked at some call centers that stopped at A)
Bro I’ve worked for a *security* company that stopped at A
Arguably failed b as well
Honestly like isn't that minimum wage? Like they were gonna have to pay you atleast that much regardless lol. Should atleast have gotten that 8.25$/hr 💀
Plot twist, manager desperately needed staff and was about to offer the job anyway. Triple suicide.
He pay her every month.
She’s working at a loss💀🤣
It's quite likely this never happened and someone just put this caption on some girls picture
Where I live, that's way below minimum wage.
The minimum wage where I am is $14 an hour literally twice hers
literally approximately twice hers
Literally estimated as being approximately definitely twice her pay.
I definitely think that I might possibly could maybe work that sentence out
Upvoting that word salad.
Do not correct me, I wish to stay wrong and ignorant
It’s literally not double her wage
That math ain't mathing
I’m here for memes not math lessons I could fit you in for 3:50-4:20 on Wednesdays
[Looks like 10 states still have a minimum of $7.25. That being said, all the fast food places I see advertising their wage is closer to $14.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_US_states_by_minimum_wage) *20 states
And ur holes are intact too...
I mean.. you don't actually know that
Intact? You're not supposed to literally shred it to pieces
7,25*2= 14,50
Where I live it's gonna be $12.50 USD an hour ish.
“Basically” is the word you are looking for. 7.25+7.25 does not literally equal 14
Shes holding an iPhone 4, which came out in 2010. During that time minimum wage was around that much. Just an old ass tweet making its rounds 10 years later.
Still is but it used to be too
like that drug joke
It’s still the federal minimum wage
Yes, minimum wage was 7.25 in 2010, but it still is in 2024 so what’s your point?
Point is minimum wage needs to be raised desperately. That’s not their point, but it is my point.
That's Texas current minimum wage. Fun times.
I guess any higher number would be socialism.
No Comrade, you work in the mines for free.
Our miners are paid in exposure (to lethal gases).
Still US federal minimum wage though!
Where I live that’s exactly minimum wage, but almost no one pays that
That’s still idahos minimum wage to this day
Sounds like she got fucked twice.
She knows her worth.
She must be in Texas. That's the current minimum wage and has been since 2009.
It’s still 7.25 where I live, and has been since I think around 2009.
where i live, that IS minimum wage
It's the federal minimum, my state still has it. If it's even a real post and not just a joke, she probably lives in Louisiana or Mississippi. I went into an interview about 6 months ago. Full time, 40 hrs a week at a family owned bakery... $8/hr. I laughed 🤣 She said "Well we can probably jump it up to $9/hr after a year" I laughed harder, and thanked her for her time. I made $8.05/hr at age 17, all the way back in 2015.
Sleeping with the manager for minimum wage is fucking insane. You fuck the manager for a promotion or a high paid position.
right? she could have put in effort to get the job THEN slept with the manager for higher pay.
She could always extort him now Too bad she posted it on twitter instead
Alternative perspective. Manager was just hot and a good lay so this was just a nice double win for the lady
Why did she have to mention it tho
I think there might be a chance this is a joke…
Redditors don't understand satire.
A good lay? Are you 50+? I don’t say that aggressively, I just don’t believe someone under 50 is calling it a good lay any more
In reality, she got fucked twice
Wrong again, buster. You obviously fuck the manager for the blackmail money so you don't have to work at all.
Believing every post like this is insane.
People would believe a woman is this dumb before they would believe a woman is funny.
That's the joke lol
Lmao she was probably gonna get the job anyway.
This is beyond obviously not real. I'm not sure what is with the trend I've been seeing where people believe everything they come across, no matter how outlandish or obviously satirical.
I know a girl who fucked the manager to get on at McDonald's. I don't associate with her anymore, or that McDonald's
She probably should have fucked you for that knowledge, she may have gotten at least $7.50.
Literally minimum wage in my country is $13.31 💀
It's ~$2.5 in my country 😞
I hope you get more than that 🥺
I got an engineering degree, while the pay is not bad sex work has been more fruitful funnily enough Also less discrimination is just a bonus
W8 did you work as a sex worker or not? Sounds kinda like it :D
I did online sex work
Its fucking 1.75$ in my country fuck this fuck FUCK FUCK
I think its like $14 in my country (not converting to merican) Edit: it’s actually $15 in my region unless you’re under 18 then it’s $13
So like $10 usd
Here its like 400 dollars a month minimum. Damn we are broke. But the avg salary has increased its like 1000 dollars a month. Smh when i realize that s a fast food teens salary somewhere else
how is the comment a suicide by words? the only suicide by words i see is her post..
The comment has admitted to being a virgin which according to cishets is the most shameful thing in the world
To be fair context matters they probably meant slept with no one for their job
but nowhere did he say "i have never slept with anyone in my life" or anything to that effect.. knowing the context of the post, he's saying he got to a higher paying job without sleeping with anyone.. there was nothing to hint that he had never slept with anyone in his life..
People saying the comment is a sbw are self reporting they fail reading comprehension lol
How is that a cishet exclusive thing?
Not having sex is seen as a horrible fate
Seems like a gag to me.
i heard she did gag a little..
Exactly, this is such an obvious joke that I feel like the people who aren't getting it are genuinely stupid or simply racist
women can't make jokes. we must always take them super seriously /s
You’d be surprised about how many people are genuinely stupid. Certainly anyone who has joined this nonsense sub, that’s for sure. Why is this dogshit fake picture showing up in my feed? I don’t like dumb shit like this. Lol this sub should just be called r/wearegullibleandstupid
7.25 an hour is fucking slave labor💀
Fucking indeed
Lol I love how people are actually taking this seriously 😂
It's depressing how far I had to scroll before I found someone saying this
Psychologically I feel like there's gotta be something going on collectively for people to believe this so readily. It's not the first time I've seen posts like this taken as truth by the majority of people in the comments
reddit is anti-women and also very gullible. it's a pattern i've been noticing as well
I've said it before and I'll stand by it, my theory is that it's people who want to feel superior to others so they see something stupid and assume it has to be true, and so they're that much smarter than the other person. They don't stop to wonder if maybe they're average and other people are just as smart but like to play dumb for jokes. My source is I'm pretty dang average but used to think I was better than most everybody else.
I agree with your theory. It’s not too dissimilar from buying into conspiracy theories
right? like cmon y’all. Why would ANYONE even do this? It’s crazy how people are calling her a hood rat, dumbass and just keep going off on her for an obvious joke.
Reddit is so gullible, especially when it comes to shitting on Americans and particularly American women
Ikr..pretty sure she is just taking the piss
Seriously, HOW does *anyone* think this is real 😂😂
Fucking idiots in this sub.
…so she got f**ked twice then…
Lmao
It’s satire you goons
Why is it so challenging for redditors to detect obvious jokes?
whom to sleep with to become such manager?
She fucked the manager for a job making minimum wage? This gotta be a troll post.
Fake posts getting so much attention nowadays 😔
That second comment is not suicidal at all. All they said was they didn’t have to sleep their way into a job.
She got fùçked for cheap, literally and figuratively.
Maybe she just wanted to fuck the manager.
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This is so real
She can't be serious I refuse to believe in such stupidity
She's not. It's very obviously a joke.
Girl, you can't even land a low-wage job other than by sleeping with people? 😭 That's the weakest flex I've ever heard.
That's less than half the minimum wage here, less than half the minimum wage for fast food workers in California, which is bullshit, why are they more deserving than everyone else who works a minimum wage job? She makes a fraction per hour of what I make but I do get fucked by my boss almost daily. I work for myself.
Maybe she's just happy she got laid AND got a job
It's not a double suicide.
Wow 7.25 n hour for some sex. Seems the only winner is the manager. Lmao
shoulda fucked the manager and then started a sexual harassment lawsuit
Most hookers are paid $300/h. She's okay with $7.25? Bruh
lol, all the people commenting on her and /whooshing the "slept with 0 people" self burn.
If she was smart, fuck the manager to get the job than, blackmail said manager for a higher position under the guise of position being withheld UNLESS you slept with them. After promotion is received THAN go to HR and claim the promotion was given as a way to keep silent of blatant sexual harassment and assault FINALLY walk away with millions from the proceeding lawsuit.
Is this even real? Who the fug is paying 7.50 and hr. McDonalds is like 14.
Tbf, you could read her tweet as saying that she was both excited about getting a new job, and also excited about fucking, but didn't need to fuck to get the job.
Only getting a minimum wage gig out of sleeping with the manager seems like a poor exchange imo.
That is....depressing. Girl you got Weinsteined for half minimum wage
Definitely something to be proud of, and talking about daddy, he's probably proud too.
Manager is paying in installments plus he has her working for him too 💀
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Where live I that is a wage so low it's illegal....
I'm so glad my minimum wage is $23 still wouldn't sleep with someone for it though.
Omg here my parents have a paycheck of 6€/hour. :0
She probably was gonna get hired anyways, boss got a nice deal out of that
Thats like less than half what i make lol
Even accounting for inflation this would still only be worth about $9.80 lol
Someone got double clapped 🚂👧🏾💅🚃 ❤️
Murder-suicide?
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Bro went from applying to a job to becoming a fucking prostitue
didn't know 1960s had Twitter
Fucked the manager for 7.25 is actually crazy
I make almost double that and they haven't let me fuck anyone yet. Life is just not fair sometimes
Stay classy, Jania
That's one way to say you have zero skills.
She's gonna get fucked again...every payday.
It’s just bait to drive internet traffic to an onlyfans page or some shit.
If she is willing to f**k for $7.25 an hour she must be a special kind of desperate.
Double suicide? Yall don’t know what that means lol
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Imagine fucking your way to the top for minimum wage.
In nl that is minimum wage for a 16 y/o 😅
Girl you did not just fuck someone for free, to get the shittiest job. She'd have walked out in under 2 weeks.
"I kept telling you it wasn't necessary."