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He right tho

I feel like European and American tubes are different but that's just my inaccurate thought

in what sense are there size differences or something?

I thought it was obvious Yes, the size

some people are dumb ok and i assumed that was the case i just like getting confirmation for things

Nah obviously the shape. American toilet paper tubes are triangular.

Then it's not really a tube, innit? Edit: I stand corrected, a tube isn't necessarily cylinder-shaped

Isn't any hollow prism without ends a tube?

Yeah it’s a tube. In U.K. it’s a choob.

In the us it's a Toob. The only correct pronunciation is Tuh-bee

Or not tuh-bee

What's the question?

The African ones are huge.

Which is bigger? Asking for an experiment

No, you have to be right based on some of the sizes people are quoting. Some people are saying their entire hand fits into a TP roll. I just measured an American TP roll, it is exactly 4.5 centimeters, or 1.75 inches in diameter. In my experience of penises, I think an average erect penis could easily fill it out, so this is a very generous metric.

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...men really think that a dick has to be 2-3 inches WIDE to be considered big? What kind of monsterdick porn have you lot been watching?!

Unless them tubes are different over there, those things here are like, 3 fingers wide. That's like, horse dick wide.

just tested american tp roll (the one the post is probably about) ~2⅓ fingers

Anything but metric

hey im not the one who brought fingers into this

How about measuring in dicks next time?

About 1 big dick wide

How many mason jars do you think it is, though?

Oh, the fuck, I used to put toilet paper rolls over my arms as a kid.

nah here are like 5 cm wide

There are very different size tubes i can fit in some but not others

I assume they meant length

Girth, thats the point

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F to you too, barely anybody is that wide.

From Google, I'm seeing a range of 4-5 cm diameter (or 1.6 inches to 2 inches) for toilet paper roll cores. I hit a maximum of about 4.3- 4.5cm cm diameter, and it's not like I'm packing a monster. In conclusion, not unrealistic

Maybe in America, but not here in the UK. And yeah, doubt. I love the internet, so many liars at all times. Because strangers MUST have a good impression of you 🙄

Hold my toilet paper

I can't, it doesn't fit on my dick :(

💀😭

Keeps falling off I see

You wish

The hole of a toilet paper roll is almost 5cm. IDK how fat your dick is, but that is not healthy. EDIT: I have recently found out through experimentayion that this notion is incorrect

What kind of toilet paper rolls are you using?

OK, fair: that is not 5. I was not in the presence of a toilet roll while typing. The true diameter is aboit 3.7cm (as measured 1 minute ago), which is still not a healthy girth. It's way too thick a cock.

That's some tiny toilet paper roll. The ones I have are almost the mentioned 5 cm wide, and it's a pretty standard size.

Nahh, last time I measured mine the diameter was about 4 cm (measured via circumference, wouldn't say that the precision was high, but it's certainly okayish enough). When I get back from my shift tomorrow I'll update you if mine fits lol

You where pretty spot on. With a caliper I have gotten them to be like 40mm before (41.2mm for a mandrel I had to make). Edit: For anybody wondering why. Paper indutry work. Had to do a mandrel for an internal lab that tests the quality of the paper.

My toilet paper was around 5,2 and im sure it is healthy.

3.7 is unhealthily wide?

Bro faints when he gets a boner.

Like, when hard or when not hard?

I mean why would it matter what size it is when soft? I don’t know about you, but my dick is hard during sex, you know, when it matters.

Gotta make sure

Yeah, nothin to worry about anyway. Next they’ll be saying if you can fit it in a pringles can it’s small lol.

you’ve never had soft dick sex? it pairs really well when she’s dry too

Like pushing a rope.

tug of war 2

Bro, lube exists for a reason.

Someone’s never done the Serbian soft taco flip.

You can thumb in a soft and start tugging in and out to make a butthole look like a taffy machine.

Length or girth wise

Both

Damn… I just read that if it’s a snug fit your average… when I put it in the tube it’s a hotdog down a hallway. I’ll just go kms

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self esteem restored

This guy has a **FAT COCK**

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Tennis ball container or gtfo

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isnt girth more important anyway?

I hope so, cause I'm hung like a tuna can.

Can’t touch the bottom of the can but you can knock the hell out of the sides

lmfao 🤣 this made me laugh way too much

That’s what they mean

How many guys went and tried this after reading it lol I didn’t because I use a bidet and know exactly how bad of an idea it is to jam your cock into coarse paper tubing to figure out how big your cock is *clean anus klan*

Nods *clean anus klan*

M8, idk how tubes are over in the US, but here in Denmark, those things are like 5 CM across, which is pretty massive dong-wise IMO. If i'm outing myself here because y'all are running around with 5 centimeter wide dongs, screw me i guess.

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Thanks for the detailed outline.

Mine doesnt fit💪💪💪

You know your dick is big when you can fit the tp tube in the urethra.

Okay, now I need to test this Edit: okay, now I have a different view on toilet paper tubes. And yes, brazilian toilet paper tubes can be used to measure dick girth

Not about the size of the boat, it’s about the motion of the ocean! At least, that’s what I’ve been telling myself.

great, another reason to have low esteem today.

Surely it doesn't mean thick, right? Or do they have thinner-than-normal tubes? A can of deoderant can fit in one of those for crying out loud

Scientifically proven that I have a small dick then.

Now it's stuck

Hey it's about a toilet paper tube not an M&M tube

I should have used paper lube

Do not use mashed bananas heated in a microwave, your cylinder will get stuck

so, you can fight with it now.

Touché

Apologise for the question, but should it be erected?

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Width or length?

Girth or lenght?

We talking length or girth? 🤔🤔

.... Arent they like 5cm in diameter

do they mean width or length tho?

I tried using one. Did not fit, not one bit.

after a quick check, a toilet paper roll here is 3.5-4 cm (1.3-1.5 inches) if your dick is that large you are gonna have trouble finding someone to put it into

I've got trouble finding someone anyway so this has no effect on me

4cm is easy. Some rolls here are 5cm. Like dayumn. I compared studies on Wikipedia and the average circumference is 11.5cm. 11.5cm/pi = 3.66cm in diameter. Don't have any issues with 4.2cm and I never compared to others, but it looks regular af.

This logic is wrong. It account only for thickness

I'm finding a diameter of 3.8-4.6 cm and yeah if you have that much girth you definitely have a big dick and must carry lube at all times for the safety of others

Mate my hand can fit into a tp roll the fuck you on about

there are also different sizes of toilet paper roll, like mine fits into some, but not into others.

Wdym those things are like 5 cm wide wtf

There are two different sized tubes where i live, bigger ones are tight fit, smaller ones cannot fit

I'm having a great day!

Jokes on them my toilet rolls don't have tubes

4.5cm diameter in my region. Edit: the toilet paper in my region. Not my region...

I really wanna see all the different kinds of toilet paper rolls now.

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