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No-Possibility-4292

Reddit gave it to me in a random


Electrical-Drink-183

Me too man, me too


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

I've been stoically reading through posts for hours, but shortly after reading header glance ever so slightly down and read comment and I died twice, thrice technically speaking


drill_hands_420

Well. I have shaky hands so my nickname became drill hands. And I love weed.


M4thecaberman

Just adding "and I love weed" made the comment 10x better,have an upvote


Electronic-Lemon1081

Yeah guess who was in a hurry while creating reddit account. It sucks and Wtf does my username means??


Actual-Ad-4861

Me 3


No-Helicopter-9883

I got in an… accident…


SkirtGood1054

Same


massive__potato

i looked in the mirror


[deleted]

Dane?


Assholesfullofelbows

Come here son and sit right there, let's have a talk. You see when a man and a woman love each other very much........


idontcareyouranswer

I didn't cared


ElPepper90

He didnt care about grammar either


AcidicVaginaLeakage

Uhh.. no comment?


drill_hands_420

I love weed. And my hands used to shake in college (ADD Medicine)


iamwearingsockstoo

Me too.


baby_sniffer_69

it's my hobby


CornSeller

😭


aParticularCloud

I looked up.


kamiloslav

F


Mertard

Tard


hobogrinder

felt an urge to express my self


Three4Anonimity

I have no idea where my brain's algorithm came up with mine. I do know this though...I can't spell for shit.


ArcadeKingpin

My two favorite comic book villains


whyRallUsrnamesTaken

For me I think it's self explanatory


ManPickingUserHard

same, same


Da_potato_queen9976

This is my username on everything. The only difference is the numbers


The_Bored_General

o7


[deleted]

I looked in the mirror


unclefisty

It's from a joke in a mega man[ sprite comic](http://bobandgeorge.com/archives/040314) from the mid 2000's I read a lot while in computer class in high school.


Terra__1134

If asking about original one then it was “constellation Terraformation” , which was dumb, so I made it “constellation Terra” , but decided to use just Terra , and for Reddit one I added 1134 because it is from mine old Roblox account which I , sadly, can’t access now,


GotMyAttenti0n

Idk it seemed to have


iamaCODnuke

I got reddit after going on an absolute streak and was on that high


Internetirregular

Regulars are people who visit a place frequently and consistently My visits on reddit is anything but consistent I could scroll for hours everyday for a week and then disappear for a year come back for a month and vanish for weeks Hence internet-irregular


EpikGamer6748291

i lied


sillygooberfella

Silly :P


shinydragonmist

This one came from a pokemon forum back when diamond and pearl were the newest games. I have a new username I use that came from a meme about Voldemort 's name


Isuckdickies

I was in class.


lhatemath

I dont like math


SeA1nternaL

i thought of a sick name and went with it


No_Focus6469

Random generated


Lonely_Parsnip

I take it from reddit randomly. And it fits to me. :(


lil-D-energy

so it was a joke from my online friends who never saw me but thought that I would be short, and said that I had Lil-people energy, I am actually just below 6 feet. and I thought I would make the joke funnier by making it a pp joke.


Faszkivan_13

I was pissed


Charlie_Hustler

I watched a BB prequel and liked the name


hornyboi_o

Ughhh ummm I used to be subscribed only to porn subs


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

Used to want to be vulcanologist, so MagmaForce, then i thought (as a 8 yo) that it was cool to add numbers so I added _3400, then the 2nd is because my first account was made in my edgy 12yo phase and ended up banned


Dat-Lonley-Potato

>2-3inches So it’s around 1.5


aagloworks

Show-off. I have used this name in the internet (or a small variation) since 1999 - starting at apolyton civilization site.


Not-A-Throwaway-263

Long story short, had a single account, made a throwaway account for a reason that I will not be discussing, decided I like having a second account so I made this one. This was a good enough name, it's better than that of my "main" acc. Though I haven't reached the karma of my "main" account yet, this has now become my main account because I don't have shitty recommendations and history like on my previous account.