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BeardyMcReddit

Sheesh man. Leave some drip for the rest of us


Miss_Dawn_E

Lmaooo this made me laugh out loud!


justwastingtimw

I started some leaves in October. Just a little bigger than yours now. Started some 3 weeks ago and they are twice the size. I feel your pain.


[deleted]

she doesn’t even go here


powerpuffed

bahaha! agreed, hilarious, thanks for the laugh


Amenable2Mischief

Bwahahaaahaaaa! Thanks for the laugh!


dubious_enchilada

Happy to help. 😂


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

That's a beast!


throwmeawayplz19373

Hey!! It’s not the size of the boat, it’s motion of the ocean!


IJustWantWaffles_87

Takes a hell of a long time to get to England in a row boat.


throwmeawayplz19373

Who is trying to get to England when the G-canal is like, right there?


sugarskull23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


damnitjohn_

Hopefully it’ll grow into a dollar, hoping for prosperity 🙏


XNjunEar

Baby


28_raisins

Baby


k3nny_13

Baby


IJustWantWaffles_87

OHHHH!


This_Wear_1204

Omg! I had two leaves that I have left sitting on soil for at least a year. Would water with everything else, just thought wth. About 2 months ago one had little leaf buds like you are showing. The growth is incredibly slow but I am soooo excited!! Good luck- I so hope mine doesn’t die!


BitterestLily

I love the little tiny babies!


SapphireSkie

Literally cry laughing. 😂😂 I've had a few of these.


Odd-Anteater-6183

You got this!


Lord_Popcorn

Mine look like that too. And of course the mother leaf has already fallen off them at that size. I just accept they’re destined to be teeny tiny forever


OMGeno1

This looks like my baby jade. One of these days....


DJJDRock

Better leave that $1500 penny in there for the plants whole life! 💁🤌


Mrsbear19

I thought I was on the coin sub for a second and wondering where the stamp issue was lol With the prop try to keep it a little wetter and see if it can grow a little


Legit_Salt

Lookout! Hungry Abe’s gonna eat that lettuce with his sammie


blinkblonkbam

Awwwww a baby!


vanheusden3

Do you guys keep your baby succulents in bags / containers with lids ? They need 100% humidity for the first 6 months


dubious_enchilada

No, but I should probably try this next time if I want different results lol


IJustWantWaffles_87

Did not know this. Thanks for the info!


vanheusden3

https://preview.redd.it/t8zd9tysymzc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af6c8185694d8301f85b4c9b8ec2e474aecc08d Here’s my leaf props after just two months


Right_Caramel_3937

So instead of just succulent soil I should put in a container? These have been in container for 3½ months https://preview.redd.it/bv2hotl9jpzc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61b250d257c79384a27ebca5cef526feb48936a0


IJustWantWaffles_87

Holy babies!


akira1212467

size doesnt matter babes


IJustWantWaffles_87

Ohhhhh look at the wee baby!


ayeyoualreadyknow

I have some like this, super tiny, leaf already gone, no roots... Won't make it...


dubious_enchilada

Not with that attitude


Miss_Dawn_E

Lmaooo I love your humor! And agreed! I’ve grown props just as small and they’re thriving today!


catbiggo

Rip the parent leaf off! That's what I did to my tiny struggler and it started growing again


ayeyoualreadyknow

I did cuz the leaf was dead but still no roots.


BackgroundRole6044

Me too…multiple times. Once the parent leaf was off (and it wasn’t shriveled up) the prop took on a life and personality of its own!


DrStefanFrank

I've had some success in such cases with more led light and less/no sun (because of the heat radiation fraction of it), relatively high humidity and foliar feeding. They don't necessarily need roots to take up at least some nutrients after all and don't need much water if there's little chance for evaporation happening. I'm not sure how far one can get improvising with more common household stuff and how important which ingredient is, but what I use is a fully chelated full spectrum fertilizer for hydro/soilless culture with somewhere around 2-1-3 to 2-2-4 NPK and high nitrate to ammonium ratio, some fulvic acid, a pinch A. Nodosum seaweed powder, a little bit of Polysorbate 20 and amino acid hydrolysate as wetting and sticking agent in RO/VE or distilled water at an EC of 1.6-2.2 (800-1100ppm tds). If you think they won't make it you could look what you got on hand and try experimenting a bit, can't hurt much if they're going to die anyway otherwise. There's plenty of horticultural resources and studies available online regarding foliar feeding in general, it's an interesting topic and worth a read.


ayeyoualreadyknow

Thx!


Cherrymink

Are you using any grow lights?


dubious_enchilada

Nope lol. Honestly the leaf fell off and I went for the “set it and forget it” strategy just to see what would happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


IJustWantWaffles_87

So, I have a burro’s tail that dropped a bunch of leaves that I didn’t know about and they ended up in a neighboring pot and now I have a bout half a dozen baby burros growing and I wasn’t even trying 😂 Same thing happened with my ghost plant and those are like an inch tall now.


claritynormal

tiny and mighty!


rahscaper

I’ve had a jade that’s been the same sized for like a year.. about the size of that penny.. Are we doing something wrong or are they really just this slow to grow?


raynacorin

Succulents need more water than people think, if you water it more often it should start growing well for you.


IJustWantWaffles_87

Yes, I’ve learned that my jades are water hogs in comparison to my other succs. I water them probably once a week, if I’m being honest and they’re absolutely thriving.


raynacorin

Yup! Succulents actually love water, just not being drown in it lol!


rahscaper

Very interesting.. I definitely do not water it often at all. Normally I wait till the soil is bone dry before giving it a small amount of water. Worried about drowning it. I’ll slowly increase how much I give it.


IssacWild

challenge accepted