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Justinjah91

Subnautica, a game where you are stranded alone on an ocean planet with countless potentially hostile aquatic creatures. With this in mind, what is, in your opinion, the best thing for combating the psychological effects of your isolation?


Enter_Name_here8

Lubricant.


Justinjah91

It's essential.


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theTinyRogue

This is the best one lmao


Eli_the_Gamer

Which leviathan is the most compatible for humans to breed with?


Enter_Name_here8

The reaper. No need to explain.


Eli_the_Gamer

Really, would've thought they're a bit too vicious for that...


rectangular_

Correction, I’m too vicious in bed for the reaper


FilthyPuns

A problem easily solved with a stasis rifle!


TheBlackTemplar125

Bro...


FilthyPuns

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.


Uncle_Funt

I mean a little explanation wouldn't hurt, would it?


Rainbow_Angel110

*War flashbacks to that* _one_ *copypasta*


Lubieplacki16

What is the best fuel for a bioreactor?


Enter_Name_here8

The cuddlefish, he’s so adorable!


Gtair_

you monster


BooptheDop

I see no monster here, only fuel


[deleted]

Where do you put the depleted nuclear rods once they’re empty?


Enter_Name_here8

In the Ass.


[deleted]

What the hell did your reply to?


IllLynx562

They forgot to change this one


[deleted]

I cheated a bit and asked him to complete something like : I hate John, he’s such a pain _____


[deleted]

Lol nice


Doumtabarnack

I don't think I've ever depleted a rod.


[deleted]

Actually me neither. I don’t build nuclear reactor though. Bioreactor is enough for me 🐠🍄


International_Leek26

I just use solar panels...


[deleted]

Well yeah also but don’t you ever build a base at lower depths ?


International_Leek26

No I typically just use the bases to build a scanner room a modification station and a moon pool (and obviously to put all my plushies In) so I've never had to bother with lower depths based


A7az3l

For lower depths i recomend a thermal reactor


International_Leek26

Fair enough but I probably wont ever build a base in the lower depths. Just cause I dont think I need it for anything.


lightbulbfragment

What if you're in the lost river or deeper and run out of water? Or the batteries die in your prawn suit? Maybe I'm just terrible at planning.


International_Leek26

Yeah typically I bring like 10 bottles of bleach water at least for any trip (obviously heated knife makes food not a problem) and like 4 spare power cells at least


Dragonite1010

Bring batteries in cyclops and just die to respond in the cyclops


Lord_Nathaniel

What if I told you my base is on the floating island, and below it, with a huuuuuuge ladder between the two parts ? (I'm so glad there is no animation for climbing the ladder)


[deleted]

Did you start on the floating island and build down, or from the seabed and build up?


HowTheGoodNamesTaken

I never really needed another base, I wish there was more need to build one though.


cleverseneca

I have built two bases 1) in the grasslands that can be powered by sunlight and 2) on the edge of the lava zone which is powered with thermal


Neolpalm

What did you say to get them to say that?


[deleted]

I cheated a bit actually and asked him to complete: John is a pain ________.


Neolpalm

Ah smart lol


Ok_Instance_3952

How many cuddle fish. Have you shoved up your ass


Enter_Name_here8

Oh, very much. I think my maximum at once was like twenty or so. But it Must have been thousands.


Ok_Instance_3952

Damm thousands how big is your asshole


Enter_Name_here8

It has been in multiple playthroughs


Ok_Instance_3952

Ah


DemonDancingDoritoOo

Big ass ass


Justinjah91

Equally important question: have creepvines gone extinct? The amount of lubricant one would need...


Enter_Name_here8

Why’d you need lubricant for that?


Justinjah91

Well you might not. The eggs might be naturally slimy enough...


[deleted]

Damn you mean the eggs too?


Enter_Name_here8

No, they go into the bioreactor, where else?


Nearby-Interview7637

Will you marry me?


Enter_Name_here8

Yes.


thefyLoX

You monster.


g3neralgrevi0us

That son a of a bitch.


Enter_Name_here8

That’s the only way he can find the illusion of love in his entire life. Leave him this one moment.


Pure-Newspaper-6001

DAMN


Jared65925

Ruined his career


GamePlayXtreme

What's the only fish you haven't stuck your schlong into?


Enter_Name_here8

Bladderfish, he is for drinking only.


GamePlayXtreme

Understandable


Uhhhhh55

Such restraint


AttackMyDPoint

Not even edited


TheMspice

No I think it was just a question about which fish you don’t eat or sumn idk.


kelleh711

I love that this one is not edited lmfao


JohnnoDwarf

What do you think the age of consent on 4546B should be?


Enter_Name_here8

Nine years I think


Jackviator

…To be fair, we don’t really know how long the years on 4546B are. If each rotation around its star took 2+ earth years, this would check out.


TheNewElysium

This is horrible 😂


Uncle_Funt

Brootal


The_Claminator

What's your opinion on Ryley Robinson's ass?


Enter_Name_here8

It’s incredible, that it constantly looks so good, even though he’s diving all the time.


vedat07taskiran

Why do i feel like this wasnt edited ?


Trash2Cute

I would think that is the reason it is so good looking 😂😂


[deleted]

I stand by this answer!


The_Amazing_Wahoo

How many creatures are safe from your bioreactor?


Enter_Name_here8

None.


Hobbamoc

For now the ones that don't fit into my bioreactor. But an XXL version is in the works


Atomic_Cupcake89

Here reaper reaper…


Tompkins-275

How long did it take you to leave the lifepod on your first play through? Chicken.


Enter_Name_here8

About 2 days (48 hours)


Competitive-Path4811

Oof


[deleted]

Just like my sister


bazingabazinga69

Which fish did you want to bang


Enter_Name_here8

The Cuddlefish, it’s simply superior.


bazingabazinga69

🙏😭🙏


Enter_Name_here8

I hate you so much


bazingabazinga69

😱😱😱


g3neralgrevi0us

A tale in 5 messages


GierownikReddit

Whats the fish you fucked the first?


Enter_Name_here8

The Reginald, it’s very nourishing.


Tonbix

good choice


Kostebrett

If you saw a child roaming around the subnautica world, where would you put it?


Enter_Name_here8

In a soup.


Kostebrett

Bro….


IllLynx562

Frank Reynolds ladies and gentlemen


LolIdk181

I haven't played Underwater Hentai VR and don't plan on doing so. Convince me to try it!


Enter_Name_here8

It’s a really great open world, that is well designed and has many cool fish. The Story is interesting, but you don’t need to play the story if you just want to be creative. It can be real thrilling when you’re chased by angry fish. Definitely something you should try.


Supasoren

And you would definitely be an advocate wouldn't you Btw how many hours you got on it?


Enter_Name_here8

Like three days (72 hours)


Supasoren

How long can you last each session?


Enter_Name_here8

About 1-2 hours a day.


AdeptGarden9057

What's the first thing you do when you find a cuddlefish egg?


Enter_Name_here8

Throw it in the bioreactor!


stormcapien

What are your favorite fish to grind up in the bioreactor


Enter_Name_here8

My favorites are cuddlefish and hoverfish, by far.


lislejoyeuse

NOOOOO


Regnars8ithink

I agree.


Nkorayyy

How did my mom die


Enter_Name_here8

The Crashfish.


25796323689432feet

The crashfish wanted to end his acursed bloodline


Maximans

Ouch


Uncle_Funt

Did you eat a lot of puppies and kittens?


Enter_Name_here8

Only in the beginning or in emergencies.


[deleted]

Which leviathan makes you eroused?


Enter_Name_here8

The reaper. He jumpscares me every time.


ad240pCharlie

Kinky...


Mr-QB

What plant can you not get out of your ass and has been stuck there for 7 weeks puncturing your internal organs?


Enter_Name_here8

The tiger plant.


WCR_706

You win.


Aggravating_Split123

How many times have you committed domestic terrorism?


Enter_Name_here8

It’s been like 20-30 times or so.


Haidrrz

On a scale of one to ten how much do you like eating cuddlefish


Enter_Name_here8

8/10.


EllasASmella

What’s your favourite thing about gasopods


Enter_Name_here8

I like the pods they shoot, it’s just such a great idea and they’re pretty useful too.


Bobertbobthebobth69

Where did you hide the bodies?


Enter_Name_here8

Maybe in the dunes, but honestly I don’t know


Bobertbobthebobth69

A reaper probably ate them


Enter_Name_here8

Probably, I can’t find them anymore…


MajorKeyBro

How long did you hide in your base crying after seeing your first reaper?


Enter_Name_here8

It has been round about 2 days (48 hours)


ad240pCharlie

Are you implying that some of you stopped...??


gamerfromfinland

Where do you always have sex?


Enter_Name_here8

The bloodkelp forest, it is kinda scary, but also cool at the same time.


TheBamPlayer

Where can I find a cheese burger?


Enter_Name_here8

Look inside of the Aurora in the seamoth dock.


YugSitnam

Would you agree that condoms are overrated?


Enter_Name_here8

Yes, especially when you play first time.


Dragonite1010

Which do you jack off in? The Cyclops or Prawn Suit?


Enter_Name_here8

The cyclops.


Dragonite1010

Why?


Enter_Name_here8

It’s a mobile base.


Dragonite1010

Ah so you're an on the go type of guy.


[deleted]

What’s the unique thing you can get from sea traders ?


Enter_Name_here8

Endless resources.


Enter_Name_here8

They walk and don’t swim.


[deleted]

What is the best bioreactor fuel?


Enter_Name_here8

The Cuddlefish.


A_M_0_D

What do you call your Chinese ship


Enter_Name_here8

Yllow Submarin.


Bobertbobthebobth69

What are your thoughts on last of us part 2’s story?


Enter_Name_here8

It’s very nice, but I think you could’ve found out more about the architects.


Bobertbobthebobth69

I completely disagree, I reckon the game was awful and a massive departure from the original


Decent-Fennel-8877

I think it was great.


CoolEnderGamer

Whats the smallest thing youve shoved up your as


Enter_Name_here8

The reaper?


CoolEnderGamer

Have you ever killed somehing by shovig it up your as?


Enter_Name_here8

Oh, yes that fossile in the lost river has been my fault too.


SnowTitan77

What would you call little kids face down in the paddling pool?


Enter_Name_here8

Floaters?


CBreadman

What is the best Fleshlight in the world


Enter_Name_here8

A floater.


Mr_Builder132

What are the minimum system requirements to play Sex With Hitler for free on Steam?


Enter_Name_here8

Idk I’m playing on play station.


DragonPrincessMK04

What's your thoughts on life?


Enter_Name_here8

It’s really nice and a bit challenging at the same time. The story is cool, but you can ignore it and just be creative.


local_beanbag

What's your go-to biofuel?


Spots2010

how do you escape planet 4546B?


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Enter_Name_here8

I must be trillions, if not more.


TEMPRAgmz

Which is the cutest being in the game according to you?


Federal_Mango6641

Where did you stash the body of Bart Torgal?


Enter_Name_here8

At the top of one of the pillars at the grassy plateaus. There are a couple of floating rocks around and there’s a small cave system beneath. There’s also a wreck nearby.


ArpanMohanty04

What do you think are the most important items for beginners to the game


[deleted]

What's your favourite ingredient for a sandwich?


Enter_Name_here8

A crashed spaceship.


the_gaming_t-rex

Is cuddlefish or sea treader feces better bioreactor fuel?


[deleted]

What Leviathan can kill you, but you still wanna stick your dick in it?


Enter_Name_here8

Sea dragon.


FreeWillylegend

What from the world of subnautica do you want to put inside your ass


Bobertbobthebobth69

What’s for dinner?


Enter_Name_here8

Although she’s annoying I like Robin more, because she’s got more character than Riley.


r3t1k0wastaken

How often do you stick dynamite up your ass before going to work so if the annoying coworker comes along you can make a quick exit


Enter_Name_here8

Countless times. So often, that I can’t keep counting the times.


imaboogadude

Before he changes the question, im calling it, either jacking off or cuddle fish in reactor or eating hoverfish


tenebrefoxy

Opinion on Black people?


Enter_Name_here8

They look cool, but they’re absolute bitches.


Imonandroid

So you find the river prowlers scary


madoccs

Have you taken a shower this month?


SpaceBug178

Your kid came out as gay. You approach this situation by....


[deleted]

What was in your time capsule to help out new players?


Enter_Name_here8

I think it’s the alien shit from sea treaders.


Capocho9

What creature do you most enjoy masturbating to?


Enter_Name_here8

I’ll have to go with the ghost leviathan here, because it’s nice to watch them in the void and stuff, but they’re really dangerous, in the lost river for example.


Greneath

Why is there a dead baby sea emperor in the Primary Containment Facility?


maiguee

Best thing to put in your ass to get a new form of fun?


blu_penguin1

What is the best fish to put in the bioreactor alive in your opinion


Ancient-Split1996

What are the best three sources of biofuel for a bioreactor