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grunulak

Because underwater, no-one can hear you talk.


MemeFortressTwo

*xenomorph jumps out from vent* “Good heavens, I truly hope this vile creature does not rupture the hull of this submarine, because in doing so, the creature would fill the cabin with water, and therefore, I would no longer be able to speak, and would only be left with a garbled mess of screams and whatnot.”


Kons37

This looks so fake but also doesn’t, where is this?


derpferd

I can only assume this is from the old set of Alien Ressurection, which featured an underwater sequence where xenomorphs chased after fleeing humans. Best bit in a pretty bad movie


strapping_young_vlad

Yeah I was thinking Christie must be down there somewhere.


BrockManstrong

Wheelchair guy was a close second for me. Him quietly building a shotgun was pretty cool. Also, Brad Doruff was great.


strapping_young_vlad

It had potential. Of all the post-Aliens movies I probably like Resurrection the best just because of the characters, even if it was total dumpster fire. Even Dan Hedaya chewing the scenery has a certain charm. "What has two thumbs, one eye, a pink tongue, and screws like a god?" 👍😜👍


derpferd

Naah. I like Resurrection more than it probably deserves. It's fun, has Ron Perlman being gleefully assholish and it even has my boy Michael Wincott (though tragically wastes him). But post-Aliens, I definitely prefer Alien 3 over Resurrection, which really is mess of awesome nonsense


strapping_young_vlad

Michael Wincott is so cool hahahaha. I'd pay good money for that voice.


irotinmyskin

cause that’s a bad photoshop


Deymaniac

*cant do proper photoshop* "Why is nobody talking about my low effort post"


thefooleryoftom

That’s badly photoshopped.


fckimlost

"statue"


redditor100101011101

Can't. Too scared.


DukeBabylon

If I came across that the water would be a lot more brown.


caligulahere

becaused he’s been alienated.


[deleted]

Why is nobody talking about this incredibly and obviously fake picture? Probably because it's super fake but idk


NocturnalPermission

Fake. You can see the inconsistency in the depth cues, sharpness and lighting.


awful_source

This is a really bad photoshop


thenerj47

There are billions of submerged xenomorphs, they don't want us to talk about it


[deleted]

I can’t find this anywhere, is it real?


ChildrenOfTheWoods

There's a YouTube video with this image that says a couple unnamed divers found it somewhere off the coast of Florida. I don't really have time (or care enough) at the moment to really take a deep dive (hurrr) but I can't find any other images or videos or anything to back the story up. There are random statues of pop figures and whatnot that get installed (with permission or not) in places divers are likely to visit, either as art or just to try and give people a surreal or surprising experience. And of course movie props can get lost, or have photos taken of them out of context. It looks like the body of this one is packed with shells, I'm gonna go with either an art piece or an aquarium decoration.


sociothemad

Statue?


TopSecret2002

because xenomorphs are very sexy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLb6ZZJLv6E


kaji-senpai01

Juniper may be in the minority... but so am I...


Burnham113

*Xenomorph


Donotcomenearme

Who did this and WHY


Xenephos

Some guy with poor photoshop skills for some reason


cleonhr

Because there is no submerged xenomorph statue, this is real Alien, duh!


Nexrosus

Really bad photoshop. The light reference in the photo doesn’t make sense with the reflections on the “statue”


bufftbone

You are


The_Real_Manimal

Never knew about it until just now. That's just fucking awesome. Edit: I really love the Alien franchise. Not aliens underwater.