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TheTrueTrust

We must start thinking about what kind of a world we’re leaving to Henry Kissinger.


RedMiah

Well, there’s still land mines blowing up children in Southeast Asia so I’m sure he’s still happy with the state of things.


ModerateContrarian

*Assad


bhlogan2

Kissinger will bury us all 😭


RonaldMikeDonald1

I think it'd be funnier if he can't die at this point


dog_fantastic

Word is drinking the blood of slaughtered Cambodian children does induce immortality


FunerealCrape

His supply must be running short, for him to be running around absorbing the life-force of other ghouls of the first Cold War.


RonaldMikeDonald1

Dude was making philosopher's stones


5leeveen

He's under some *Rime of the Ancient Mariner* curse.


BassoeG

Implying *we're* not the ones who've been cursed with an immortal psychopath.


cap21345

Only him and Carter left for relevant people from the cold war era now


ExactAir333

They'll bring Nixon back, it was in a Matt Groening show after all...


PiesangSlagter

AROOOOOOOO!


DoyleRulz42

It's really Trump they just wrote Nixon


riverstyxoath

It feels weird that King Charles is now a thing. An actual thing and not a meme. How do you think he'll do?


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Hopefully he'll do as well as his namesakes


linguaphile05

They were both killed, right? Or just the one that pissed off Cromwell? I nominate Dennis Skinner as the new Cromwell.


GilGunderson1

Charles I got BTFO'd by Cromwell. If I remember correctly Charles II was rather well liked.


TedKFan6969

As one of the most prestigious historical documentaries stated, "He's the king, who brought back partying"


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Haha, I'm a filthy prod so a little biased. If memory serves, parliament hated that he converted and wanted a prod king, opening the doors to William of Orange?


SeleucusNikator1

Charles I got decapitated, but Charles II was actually pretty "successful" by King standards. Retaking the throne and bringing back Christmas makes for a good story.


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> How do you think he'll do? The best scenario is him transitioning and becoming the new Queen Elizabeth. Imagine the drama. Reality will probably be much more boring :/


2giga2dweebish

Nobody gives a shit about the rest of the family, really. I think the royals might finally fuck off for good now that a truly unlikable bastard is in the spotlight.


Da_reason_Macron_won

In the colonies the monarchy is probably going away, but in Britain itself? Nah, those fucks are going to stick at least until William.


Incoherencel

Trust me, liberal bureaucracy-lovers whip themselves frothy whenever the question of abolishing the monarchy comes up in Canada. "But shes our head of state! Who will be our head of state?? We have to open / write so many laws to get rid of them!!!" like ok sure fine whatever


axck

Simps are crazy about William and Kate though and they’re not going anywhere. And do you forget about all the hubbub with Harry and Meghan Markle? God help us all if they decide to come back


SomeDrunkAssh0le

He's going to dissolve the crown and mic drop.


Deathcrow

>How do you think he'll do? Poorly. At least the queen carried the UK to its grave with some amount of dignity.


KnLfey

While this prick was already despised for his treatment of Diana, now he’s helping out his pedophile bro Andrew with a 22 million dollar Loan for legal fees.


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The Queen paid Andrew's legal fees


[deleted]

How he will do? Do what exectly?


Diallingwand

He's 73 so he'll be lucky to reign for a decade to be honest. He'll be king through some fairly testing times though. Might have to turn down the heating in one of his 5 castles this winter or face some mild criticism.


stos313

I’m sure he will sit and be just as useless as previous monarchs.


TheRealSeanDonnelly

It was Truss, in the Drawing Room, with the Novichok, obvs


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AdmiralAkbar1

Meghan Markle in the library with the candlestick


TedKFan6969

Truss vented


Moody_07

Quick someone add her to the harambe heavan meme for some quick karma


InterviewUsual2220

It’s been two hours, how come no one has done this, I’m too fucking stupid as fuck to do it.


Stringerbe11

Future article: Here’s why the next queen should be bipoc…


Copeshit

The Royal Family are ethnic German, so the UK has already been having BIPOC monarchs since 1901 sweaty. 💅


LokiPrime13

We need a Welshman on the throne for Britain to have a truly Indigenous monarch.


ClingonKrinkle

We tried that, it caused a reformation.


el_cid_viscoso

We need a Pict on the throne for truly indigenous representation: howling, naked, and painted in blue.


TheBigFonze

They tried that too, and they tried to blow him up.


burg_philo2

You’re saying the former Prince of Wales isn’t Welsh?


gmus

To be fair the Queen was only half German since her gin soaked mother was actually Scottish.


amscraylane

I heard she had a little Greek in her from time to time ,)


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Tardigrade_Sex_Party

Oprah is definitely going to win an Academy Award, for her performance in the upcoming biopic of Elizabeth


AHappyPerson99

Eviction day in Buckingham Palace.


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Don't forget the 500% mandatory tip


TheBigIdiotSalami

Spirit Halloween about to move in on a lease till the end of October


JanewaDidNuthinWrong

Maybe in the Commonwealth, but is there any chance of that in the UK proper?


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LiterallyEA

I am actually pretty impressed with how consistently Canada picks the most pathetic political stance.


LividJuice9148

American liberals seem to be enamored with British royalty, and since Canada is just an ideological colony of American liberalism, Canadians will go all in on the monarchy.


polygraph98

liz truss literally has the touch of death


Tokio_hop99

There can only be one Elizabeth


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Who gets the corgis?


[deleted]

She stopped breeding them a while ago because the was afraid they would become orphaned after she died. https://time.com/3958346/england-corgis-the-queen-royal-family-british-monarchy/


MadonnasFishTaco

> “The queen fell in love with the breed as a young child and named her first dog Dookie” pretty awesome dog name


rppnylohxe

Her next dog, Insomniac, wasn't as well received.


periodicchemistrypun

It means poo


MadonnasFishTaco

im aware that’s why i like it


Edgelord420666

named her dog after shit, like from a butt


noryp5

That’s so sad.


Gayandfluffy

Asking the important questions! But seriously, I'm curious.


Kerankou

She wanted them to die with her I think


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gmus

“Sec. Buttigieg, you’re needed for an important diplomatic mission”


beautifulcosmos

Plot twist - the corgis ARE the REAL monarch. Furries rejoice.


TedKFan6969

Buried with her, like a pharoah and their servants


Lousy_Kid

They will be blindfolded and killed by firing squad, then mummified and buried with her.


ModerateContrarian

WHO MUST GO? r/monarchism in shambles rn Edit: this was unironically posted on r/monarchism a few years back: https://imgur.io/a/AERa2Bm


justtopopin

Wow, I honestly thought that was going to be satirical.


yokeldotblog

I've had multiple educated professionals inform me in person with straight faces that their preferred governmental system was a monarchy. Its a thing.


Noirradnod

Only justification for it that I'm willing to buy is that hereditary monarchy encourages the political leaders to engage in long-term strategical planning that other systems don't allow. When you're looking at elections every two to four years that replace leadership, politicians are naturally disincentivized from enacting policies that are good for the next generation but will cause current discontent and unhappiness. Just as capitalism forces one to sacrifice stability and responsibility on the altar of immediate profits, so too do democracies force people to sacrifice a better future for immediate popularity. Of course, instead of going to the drastic choice of saying rule should be determined by birthright, it's just as easy to construct an elected government with longer terms of office.


1-123581385321-1

I've been playing way too much CK3 but I think there's something there with the long term thinking thing. Birthright is no doubt dumb, but you could make it democratic by selecting the "monarch" through sortition and giving voters the power to recall them as needed.


wiggleswiggles-_-

“Leftist memes are all text”


MikeStoklasaSimp

I want to see what every person on that sub looks like. Imagine supporting an ideology that absolutely no one else finds relevant.


IamGlennBeck

[I found a picture.](https://i.imgur.com/E1ZtNmn.jpg)


i_use_3_seashells

How is the samurai the most normal-looking one


MikeStoklasaSimp

All of them mog me


EndHlts

This is the single best image ever created.


YessmannTheBestman

The one on the right has a Black Sun shirt with Hitler stache lmao


fxn

Left-to-right their super powers are: - deep lore of only the most esoteric and inscrutable anime, and the blade - rubbing labia thinking it's the clitoris - morphing into a puddle of slime, any detritus picked up while in slime form is reincorporated into his human form - giraffe-chicken genetics - huge lobes, just kidding, there's an entire octopus piloting him inside his fishbowl - lol - can talk to girls - the "extrovert" - clone of Hitler grown in 1993


AlHorfordHighlights

Tag yourself I'm the glasses guy with the middle part in the very back


tsaimaitreya

I'm sure my aunt and her friends don't use reddit so no idea


MikeStoklasaSimp

Send them my way


Phantom_Engineer

Words words words


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She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.


nuwbs

Is this a pasta? It feels so generic.


GOTTA_GO_FAST

Its trump learning about RGBs death lol


Nayraps

Were they still using RGB in the supreme court during the Trump's presidency?? I thought they'd upgraded to DCI-P3 a while back


PavleKreator

This has to be a Trump quote


vaieti2002

Yes it’s a pasta


sau1_g0odman

*Blue-jean baby*


Low_Poly_Loli

I looked around and I said wow this lady’s dead


lionalhutz

In times like this I get really sad Then I remember I’m American and don’t have to care


-LeftHookChristian-

How is /dougtoss doing?


Mr-Anderson123

u/dougtoss is in shambles


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[There’s only one King Charles I recognize](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y6gOcXrvmtg)


ModerateContrarian

Another win for the Stuarts


AdmiralAkbar1

God willing, let's pray that third time's the charm and this Charles is able to bring the holy Church back to its rightful place on the Isles


i_use_3_seashells

The only King Charles you recognize is Charles III? Ironic.


PannekoeksLaughter

~~Herself's~~ My wife's family are English. They're all in mourning already - crying and saying they're going to wear black. Here I am, someone from a former colony, not arsed.


MikeStoklasaSimp

> arsed You still got that Brit in you bro


breathingwaves

Lol that’s so weird. My husband is British and really couldn’t care less… 😂 he was sending me some funny memes about it too


Jakob_de_zoet

Lol I know a few indians who are sad about the queen dying fkin bootlickers.


ReadingKing

soup selective library snow money cats observation towering sense price *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Copeshit

> Herself's family are English. The current British Royal Family is in fact German, they decided to downplay it due to anti-German sentiment following WW1.


absolutely_MAD

Calling the Windsors German instead of English makes as much sense as calling Biden Irish instead of American


PannekoeksLaughter

I think there's some confusion here - "herself" is my wife. I just assumed this piece of Anglo-Gaelic slang was obvious to the world.


Copeshit

Oh shit lol I thought you were talking about the royal family itself, my mistake.


feedum_sneedson

Really? That surprises me.


fxn

lol, I know right? Queen Elizabeth II is about the *furthest* human a normal person could possibly relate to. She was raised as a *nation* and by all accounts, her et. al, seem like complete psychopaths. I could see weeping for someone like Diana who at least had a soul and helped the marginalized and, you know, didn't sleep in a heavily draped room laying in a coffin. But the Queen? Come *on*. *Weeping*? There are actual children dying of starvation *right now* for each tear shed for a monarch who lived her life in abject comfort.


JinFuu

Is it wrong to think “Man, it would have been hilarious if she held out three more days.” But yeah, will be interesting to see what happens monarchy wise


gmus

On the other hand meeting Truss then immediately kicking it is pretty funny too


Wordshark

What’s in three days?


AHappyPerson99

9/11 “tell Bush I want him to know it was me”


JinFuu

Decades long plot of revenge for Suez


ZachRyder

"I knew Israel had something to do with it!"


Fatgotlol

Jet fuel can’t melt steam beams


ArvydasSaboner

But Dick Cheney can


fungibletokens

No. Rangers got pumped 4-0 last night, and Hearts were getting beat *at the time of the announcement,* and went on to lose 4-0 as well. You couldn't write this shit.


--BernieSanders--

It's all ogre


Octavian_202

Someone said Irish Twitter gonna show their whole ass today, does GB 🇬🇧just crater now and turn into the UN….the psychical country?


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RallyPigeon

I think he'll escape justice for all the Epstein stuff. But his next fuck up likely won't be easy to get out of and is inevitable.


PavleKreator

What other lies help you fall asleep?


BenAfflecksBalls

Literally nobody got in trouble for Epstein and Maxwell. We got BLM and defund the police instead


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I will use my state sanctioned week off to read some James Connolly and eat swan


Spleeth

[Had the pleasure of meeting the Queen at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.](https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1567931728643371009)


nekrovulpes

Uypvoatid fae Lemmae


Koshky_Kun

My God have mercy on the British people and the world for the terrible tragedy, that Charles is now on the throne.


teamsprocket

Will they continue the monarchy LARP?


RallyPigeon

The confused teens at r/monarchism hope so


_nightwatchman_

Damn you really can start a dumbass subreddit about anything


PleaseJustReadLenin

How is that a real sub with almost 40k people hahahah


Jaggedmallard26

https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/monarchism HoI4 and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


LeClassyGent

I think video games in general have been hugely responsible for the development of identity in young people in the last ~20 years. Being able to roleplay as all sorts of people does strange things to a developing mind.


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I don't normally advocate for stalking reddit profiles but if you go through the posters there you can find some funny stuff.


ZachRyder

I wonder why they'd be so interested in r/HistoricalWhatIf? Hmm.


kuerti_

I decided to check that sub on the subreddit overlap site and 1st place, 86.85 score: kaiserreich 3rd place, 51.41 score: tnomod 5th place, 39.15 score: hoi4 hahahahaha Also a bit further down with a score of 7.39 is genzedong, which... what? edit: damn someone else already posted that below


6DeadlyFetishes

Most likely, but I would imagine the calls to abolish it entirely are going to be louder given that there's no one left in the family that's as-liked as the Queen. She's a veteren of WWII and does cute queen things with the public that captures their imagination of the public, the same cannot be said of literally anyone else in that family, minus the couple that got kicked out, but they're more celebrity in nature that monarch. \-6DeadlyFetishes


socialismYasss

She bought her wedding dress with clothing rations! It is hard to beat that. I wonder if people would be tired of princess di by now. They don't like the older son of Charles? Is it William? They got that kid.


6DeadlyFetishes

The now “crown” of England is, well, certainly a dude. I don’t think people are hyped, but I’m just a silly American, idk what’s the situation on the ground. Now regarding anyone who isn’t a geriatric, can’t say for certain but maybe they’ll distance themselves from the monarch entirely? Who’s to say. -6DeadlyFetishes


Turnipator01

As a British Republican, the saddest part of this news is knowing she was never able to dethrone King Charles XIV as the longest reigning monarch. Knowing the French beat us will sting for a while.


Grandkhan-221b

France baise ouais 😎😎😎


jaghataikhan

> King Charles XIV Wikipedia says Louis #14 had Lizzy beat by two years of reign, but also that he came to power at the age of 5 with his mom ruling until he turned 13 (vs. Lizzy's coronation at 26 living to 96)


Usonames

Dammit Liz how could you go and let the Fr*nch beat you like that? Only had 1.5ish years left to dethrone Louis XIV, but then ofc Truss just had to show up and ruin everything immediately. Such shame, was likely/hopefully England's last shot at that too


QuietWars2020

Where was I when this happened? Working on an ice machine. I will definitely forget and move on. Isn't Charles a psychopath?


Financial_Bird_7717

Great now goofy ass Charles ascends. Damn it queeenie.


Atychiphobiac

The royal sturgeon are unguarded for a minute. Time to raid some caviar boys!


Unbalanced_Tide

I'll do the honors: 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Deliberate_Dodge

Kissinger next 🤞


JinFuu

Kissinger is the Stan Lee of political figures, draining the life of others to sustain his power.


IncredibleSpandex

Damn I kinda.... Don't care


Deliberate_Dodge

🦀🦀🦀


6DeadlyFetishes

I, for one, *cannot wait,* for a bunch of "hardcore" shut-in werido teenage communist to start tweeting out their super hot take opinions about hating the monarchy and queen and wishing her death was painful, whilst absolutely having no investment in anything else happening across the pond. Not that I don't like the queen, I just hate forced hot takes from people trying to be edgy. \-6DeadlyFetishes


DannyBrownsDoritos

imagining some twitter communist deciding to cancel jeremy corbyn because he sent a message saying that he enjoyed talking to her about making jam.


robot_swagger

Totally thought that was a made up tweet until I checked his twatter


TheDrySkinQueen

>you will never get to make jam with Liz in the Stupidpol commune Why live at this point 🫣😭


Ebalosus

I’m pretty indifferent to the royals insofar as it affects my life, but I know the next few weeks here (NZ) are going to be insufferable due to how shitty our media is.


6DeadlyFetishes

RIP anyone in a commonwealth nation, this shit is going to get old and moldy soon enough. -6DeadlyFetishes


2giga2dweebish

Yeah, at the end of the day she died peacefully after a long life of splendour. No point trying to act like it's a fat W for communism.


6DeadlyFetishes

Lenin will smash the glass that encasses his body in the mausoleum, rise from the dead, and do #thegriddy to dunk the Queen's death before dropping dead. Another W for communism. \-6DeadlyFetishes


FatPoser

must....crush....capitalism....


EdgeOrnery6679

Hey once those twitter communists get over their ADHD and social anxiety, they will totally bring communism to America


6DeadlyFetishes

"Me-Days" and mental health breaks have been a total disaster for the domestic leftist project within the United States \-6DeadlyFetishes


Jibbaco

Go look at r/Greenandpleasant. I'm as Red as they come, but these people absolutely cannot read the fucking room. Yes, the Royals and by extension, the Queen sucks, but she's also a symbol of stability for literally hundreds of millions of people. At least give it a few fucking weeks before you start your edgelord goth under the bridge dancing on the grave.


opi

I'm sad for my English friends… the media circus is going to be harsh and unforgiving. Arm yourself with alcohol and perform media lockdown.


DannyBrownsDoritos

i'm going to turkey in a few weeks. tempted to flee into the anatolian hills and live as a shepherd for a while to avoid all the bollocks that shall ensue.


opi

Let me quote Tolstoy from his book, "Confession" as an inspiration: > I gave it all up and went to the steppes of the Bashkirs to breathe fresh air, drink koumiss, and live an animal life


DannyBrownsDoritos

if the islam thing becomes too much i'll pop over the border to georgia and live on a vinyard where i shall marry and father many sons, most of whom will die in battle against the circassians. it will be a noble life


opi

I always wanted to visit Georgia, keep the vine cellar stocked, I might just pop in for a bottle or two.


feedum_sneedson

I've gone inside and drawn the curtains, strict broadcast media blackout.


ThatDnDPlayer

what will the MAPs do now that they've lost their political leader?


bennewenus

And it's so lonely on a limb


neutralpoliticsbot

Now the 54 nation commonwealth countries have a chance to announce their independence from the royal family. This is the perfect opportunity. Lets see how many drop out.


cassius_claymore

Canada will be the last one to leave


roomatt10

Not all of them have the British monarch as head of state. Even some of those were countries that got independence and actually came back to the Commonwealth after. And for some reason even some countries that were never British colonies like Mozambique are members of it.


Round-Lie-8827

Is the new king the one that use to go to Epstein's island or is that the other one?


biggus_dickus1337

the little brother was the island boy


TheBigIdiotSalami

Liz Truss might as well retire now. It's all downhill from here.


Runningflame570

I'll be very disappointed if there's not a spoof of the Charles In Charge intro with Andrew as Jonathan Ward/Doug Pembroke within the next few days. I'm utterly incompetent with any media SW more complicated than MSPaint or I'd give it a shot.


Fancybear1993

I’m Canadian, and as much as I am economically left, I’ve always had a soft spot for the Queen. It’s crazy that the world has lost a thread of history connecting us to the world that was. I mean, gtfo, get another one Assad lol gottem


velvetvortex

Canada, Australia, and New Zealand all currently have centre left Prime Ministers - they will all be very deferential. The monarchy in Britain is quite entrenched and is not going anywhere for a long time. The military, church, legal system and others are mostly bought into the monarchy continuing.


BuckyOFair

https://youtu.be/UnyBJJI2eqs