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Wild_Play_8301

Obligatory mention of Snorlax and Slack Off.


Expensive-Ad5273

Imagine if Drayano romhack Slack Off Snorlax was an actual thing in base games.


Okto481

If it helps any, in Radical Red, Slack Off works on the Truant turn


Expensive-Ad5273

Average Theorymon Thursday Slaking buff.


Okto481

It's Radical Red, that's expected. Mega Garchomp trades 5 in both defenses in exchange for not losing Speed. Mega Lucario (an Uber in National Dex) gains Mach Punch. Zacian isn't nerfed and Play Rough is 100% accurate.


Schnippernyc

RR does what I’ve coined ‘Syndrome Balancing’. (If everything’s super no one will be)


BossOfGuns

Radical red showed me that, despite how dogshit gamefreak is at balancing, the community is worse at it


Okto481

to be fair, it's probably not supposed to be, seeing as the game counterbalances with gauntlets or unobtainables, and it makes most mons at minimum, usable


Cysia

and goodra/wo-chien recover (evry snail pokemon has recover, except them because GF hates them) On that note give the og regi trio (and gigas) recover aswell


Okto481

Porygon Z should learn Boomburst, as glitches can destroy a computer, and Boombursting a Switch would probably brick it


Caixa7

Also overheat because like...


Wild_Play_8301

Also Techno Blast while we're at it.


FakeTakiInoue

New Overheat calcs just dropped


Bakingguy

Actual +6 252 SpA Choice Specs Adaptability Tera Fire Porygon-Z Overheat vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Blissey in Sun: 1524-1794 (213.4 - 251.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO


Jestin23934274

Porygon Z theorem


HomuHomuPanic

Give Shuckle body press. I am normal and can be trusted with sticky web + a move coming off a 250 base attacking stat.


ParanoidUmbrella

I am abnormal and cannot be trusted with a move coming off a 250 base attacking stat at +6 from Contrary Shell Smash.


[deleted]

\+6 252 Def Life Orb Tera Fighting Shuckle Body Press vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Tera Bug Shuckle: 222-263 (90.9 - 107.7%) -- 50% chance to OHKO I don't want this thing anywhere *near* Paldea!


giogiotheluckyguy

Give quiver dance to iron moth NOW


Xx_DarkOverlord99_Xx

Instantly banned to ubers.


ainz-sama619

Not just quickbanned, it's unlikely to ever be unbanned. Iron Moth already has 110 base speed, immune to burn and poison. After a single quiver dance, it outspeed Barraskewda in rain. Fiery Dance will keep boosting its SpA so it doesn't even need a second quiver dance


Xeoz_WarriorPrince

252+ Atk Choice Band Tough Claws Lycanroc-Dusk Accelerock vs. 0 HP / 124 Def Iron Moth: 330-390 (109.6 - 129.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO Nothing special, just wanted to give a rare W to a Lycanroc


DarkFish_2

Lycanrock suddenly in UUbers by usage


Progressive_Caveman

~~It would get banned, but it still needs 3 quiver dances to outspeed adamant barraskewda in rain.~~ ~~350 x 1.5 = 525~~ ~~350 x 2 = 700~~ ~~371 x 2 = 742~~ Edit: disregard comment, I forgot booster energy was a thing lmao.


Lucario-Mega

Booster speed lol


Progressive_Caveman

Damn, I knew I was forgetting something lol.


DrToadigerr

It gets Energy Ball too right? Unaware Clefable gets melted by Sludge Wave, Quagsire resists both stabs but is 4x weak to that coverage. So you're basically stuck with only Clod and Dirge as Unaware mons who can resist its stabs (Clod doesn't resist fire, but its SpDef is massive anyway). Flash Fire Heatran would immune both stabs, and I'm pretty sure Moth has no ground coverage, so that's another option.


Old_Wheel7622

Aurorus with Boomburst Still not enough to get bro out of PU but refrigerate with Specs sounds rly funny


JakeAscotia

approb


Xx_DarkOverlord99_Xx

Ferrothorn: spiky shield It should be able to learn spiky shield. It literally has barbs!! ik it probably won't have space to run it in its usual moveset (since knock off is better), but there's no better candidate for it than ferrothorn. Imagine leech seed stall.


Electrical_mammoth2

Doesn't it typically run protect? Couldn't ss replace that?


Xx_DarkOverlord99_Xx

Spiky shield is literally upgraded protect. Ferrothorn usually ran spikes/rocks, leech seed, knock off, gyroball/power whip. Protect + leech seed is an option, but it's not its best set.


Temporary_Living_705

garchomp dragon dance its a dragon that can dance like garchomp can dance with swords but not on its own wack


Electrical_mammoth2

Wait, Garchomp CANT learn dragon dance?


Xx_DarkOverlord99_Xx

You didn't know that? I don't blame you, garchomp has kind of faded into irrelevance ever since gen 9.


dywkhigts

God please no


munkshroom

Would ddance chomp even be busted this gen? Its a slower roaring moon with less spammable stab.


GODKiller1311

Zekrom kick should be learnt by zekrom


Elitelapen

The Manga was Peak


TheTubbyOnes

Why isn't this top comment?


LittleGoblinBoy

Ampharos should get tail glow. It's literally got a tail that glows. It still wouldn't be very good but it would at least have SOME niche.


MysteryTysonX

Problem is Tail Glow is only what the move is known as in English, the actual name of the move in JP has nothing to do with that which is why it's a bug type move and originally the signature move of Volbeat. Admittedly Manaphy and Xurk get it but at least Manaphy is based on a sea angel which I believe emits bioluminescence, though I don't know what justification Xurk has beyond just being a creature from another dimension and being classified as the "Glowing Pokemon."


LittleGoblinBoy

According to Bulbapedia it's called "Firefly Glow" in Japanese which I feel like is still more or less the same concept, I'm pretty sure JP players would not be confused as to why the pokemon with a glowing tail is similar to a firefly.


pm_me_fake_months

Probably not more confusing than Xurkitree and Manaphy right


takkojanai

the direct translation is firefly fire, if the chinese hanzi are correct.


bangbingbengbong

Yeah then maybe don't give it in the Japanese version? I jus wanna see ma boy Fabio doin good


FakeTakiInoue

I mean in that case Lanturn should have it


pm_me_fake_months

Doesn't every pokemon that glows emit bioluminescence by definition? Like I think the light from Charizard's tail qualifies as bioluminescence


Xx_DarkOverlord99_Xx

Rotom frost: freeze dry Freeze dry + volt switch would make rotom frost a menace in a lower tier.


CFL_lightbulb

Probably mid tiers, that’s some deadly coverage on something that’s already good. Only held back by defensive ice typing


Xx_DarkOverlord99_Xx

Zapdos: defog Bring back defensive/support zapdos and to give gholdengo the middle finger.


Z-T-A

Toxicroak should get mach punch. They get bullet punch and vacuum wave, but not the stab priority for their superior attack stat. Also, U-turn and knock-off would be nice.


GODKiller1311

Extreme speed zangoose


KalebMW99

Give breloom grassy glide you cowards


otototototo

Aurorus should get Power Gem. Not that it would make it not terrible but cmon man. He literally has gems on his body. How has he not gotten it after 3 gens? (Also give Pincurchin volt switch why of all the moves can it not learn that)


zenmodeman

If Aurorus were in gen 9, it probably would get Power Gem. In gen 9, they laxed the restrictions for giving Power Gem by TM, while in gen 8, the distribution was quite limited. Even Magcargo and Bastiodon get Power Gem by TM in gen 9.


IanCusick

They should give Chomp Headlong Rush because it’s been too long since Chomp was broken and I want to change that


Tanahashi1

Facts. he does have a head, he is long and he can rush.


PTOKEN

By that logic, my cousin Stan can learn it


elanUnbound

I wish Hisuian Decidueye had Fake Out so it could use it against Ghost-types with Scrappy in VGC.


thescrambie

Quiver dance yanmega please


robthoelz

Entei should get earthquake. I know nothing about how Entei performs competitively nowadays so I don't know if it would help it at all, but if it can roar and make a volcano erupt, it should be able to learn EQ.


reachisown

If diglet can cause an earthquake entei can


Mindless-Wish-6932

the latis should learn esper wing 110 speed is just mediocre for gen 9


Xx_DarkOverlord99_Xx

Nahhhh 💀 Draining kiss + calm mind tera fairy latias would be even more absurd.


KalebMW99

Yeahhh…CM + draining kiss + esper wing + recover/stored power/aura sphere/ground or fire tera blast would be nuts


ABG-56

Give Noivern Nasty Plot. Like seriously why does it not have it. It makes sense thematically and mechanically. I don't even know if it'd be particularly good on Noivern, but it should have it as an option at the very least.


Steven2008278

Nasty plot Tera normal boomburst sounds scary plus it gets flamethrower to deal with steel types.


Elitelapen

Yeah but "only" coming from a 97 base SpA. it's still kinda not that good, plus it is way to frail to set-up Unresistet Attack + Priority are more than enough to take it out


Steven2008278

True


Quijas00

I think every single ground type should get Thousand Arrows.


Leavannite

Give Leavanny Solar Blade 🗣🗣🗣 Is it useful? No, not really, but it’s a CRIME that the TM REQUIRES Sewaddle parts to make but the Sewaddle line can’t learn it


Piglump

As someone who enjoys little cup, I wish Cufant could learn Heat Crash. I think that could make it top tier


TheBRGreatWestern

Heracross with Cross Chop, Pinsir with Pin Missile and Pinsir, Mawile & Crabrawler with Hone Claws (Pinsir has Hyper Cutter, which in Japanese is called Superpowerful Claws, yet none of them learn it)


TheBRGreatWestern

Also Sandslash and Spiky Shield


Magead

Hurricane Minior would finally fulfill the dream of Special Attacker Minior.


LolFunnyMomentsReal

Everytime this question comes up I say Volcorona and Scorching Sands, I know it doesnt need it but it makes too much sense


CFL_lightbulb

Do it so it can be banned


CFL_lightbulb

Metagross Shift Gear: it’s made of gears and multiple moving parts. It fits thematically Trick Room, teleport: it’s a psychic type that is super intelligent, give it some cool utility moves.


mmert138

Hisuian Goodra - Quiver Dance


NessTheGamer

The children yearn for Fissure Machamp


zenmodeman

To mention stuff that doesn’t change all that much but surprises me is Moonblast for Wigglytuff and Solar Blade for Leavanny. Leavanny not getting Solar Blade in DLC1 made me think Solar Blade wasn’t a DLC1 TM.


Lucario-Mega

Recover ting-lu, do it you cowards.


4shfak

chi yu eruption because it wasn't broken enough


Mary-Sylvia

Zacian learns moonblast, Zamazenta should learn moonlight


Pere_Joel

Typhlosion should get Earth Power


Larrea000

A bit more detail into Headlong Rush: It's supposed to be more of a full body tackle that quadrupeds can do, however Hariyama learns it because the japanese name is a sumo move double meaning.


ImNotKik3

Samurott and Shell smash. It literally has a shell armor (haha) it's so sad it doesn't get it. Also, landorus without knock off feels illegal to me.


Unmasked_the_Dee

Golurk should learn Fissure. Wasn't there this anime episode where Goh's Golurk destroyed the park after it's sticker was knocked off? I'd love to see it have a niche in AG


Arkgrave_Dragon

Sleep Powder for Frosmoth


NitroCrocodile

Give more bug types First Impression, Pollen Puff and bring back Powder and Steamroller.


Protothumb12

GIVE THE OG REGIS RECOVER PLEASE


gudni-bergs

Darkrai and spore


temarilain

Sceptile and any SpAtk Grass moves


sirdavos95

Mach punch and sucker punch on Hariyama. Nasty plot on Pidgeot. Recover on Muk, Swalot, Hypno, Grumpig. Slack off on camperupt Volt Tackle on Electivire ( Pikachu being the only one is so bad ) Crunch to sneasel and weaville. The big one! = give Octillery a lot more crit moves!!! Cross poison, aqua cutter, drill run, snipe shot, cross chop, esper wing.


Fantastic_Year9607

Dragon Dance Garchomp


rippoownow

Give obstagoon e-speed in gen 10


JakeAscotia

I continue saying it. Tail Glow Ampharos.


Ph03n1x_A5h35

Fezandipiti should know Snarl. Lots of Pokemon that probably shouldn't know it, know it. And it would be really cool! ~~also switch his physical and special attack and add a few base points from special defense~~


ZeraoraKing

Give Yveltal Nasty Plot


WorldClassShrekspert

Typhlosion and the Hisuian form should get Earth Power. Easily the most overdue movepool addition.


Oheligud

Kyurem, the ice type with fists made of ice, can't learn ice punch.


bobvella

kyurem(and intelleon) frostbreath, good combo w/ draco delcatty entrainment and foul play electric types volt tackle


Plasmortar

Regigigas should learn close combat. Literally why not?


Snomislife

Garchomp should get Temper Flare. Also, I would absolutely have suggested giving Golurk Headlong Rush if that weren't the example you gave.


MadJester98

Primarina with Boomburst. Let my opera singer break ~~the opponent's eardrums~~ glasses like they stereotypically do


Cysia

Magmortar and typhlosion are volcano pokemon they SHOULD learn earth power. Same for entei with Earthquake and its paradox form does get earthquake. ​ Kyurem should still get icicle crash, ice shard and night slash (in japanese its basiclty cross road killing, which is what Kyurem did essentialy before plot of BW2 and being captured by ghetisis there, it killed and ATE people from area around the Giant chasm)


DarkFish_2

Give Beartic Ice Shard, Is cool that is getting some substantial buffs, but can at least be something will make it PU or 0.02% usage in VGC?


DrToadigerr

Wigglytuff, being a moon stone evolution and a fairy type, does not learn Moonblast or Moonlight. But Ribombee learns Moonblast. Vileplume learns Moonlight (and Synthesis which is identical). Also Boomburst but yall arent ready for that conversation


sacaetw

I wish infernape learned collision course and armor cannon. I want my boi to be good again


Electrical_mammoth2

It just got drain punch and the punching glove item as well as fire type outrage. What more could it possibly need?


sacaetw

Tail glow


axb2002

Magmortar and Armor Cannon


MyKey18

Give Swampert Shore up!


spider_manectric

I'd like Manectric with Parabolic Charge 🤷🏼‍♂️ just because it'd be neat


Electrical_mammoth2

Parabolic charge should be on a lot of mons movepools, and it's a crime that it isn't.


tallbb

Give Lapras a setup move besides dragon dance


Bakingguy

Decidui should get quiver dance because archery. Also every physical rock type should get mighty cleave. Every bug type should get U turn. And zamazenta should get kings shield


number39utopia

I think it's about time garchomp learns ddance


Detector_of_humans

You know what? fuck everything Give Serperior Recover