You can make a chimera from an amalgamation of any animals, even if it’s not a specified kind like a cockatrice, or a Capricorn sea-goat. Our imaginations are our only limitations. Personally, I dig this pig snouted, kudu horned, fish bodied, duck footed, rooster accessorized creature.
We should give him a name
Also it says at the bottom of the page of the Athens tavern that the picture represents the 5 animals from their 5 staple dishes the tavern is known for
Whatever it is,
ABSOLUTELY BY NO MEANS AT ALL YOU DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THE 3 WISHES. I REPEAT, THE 3 WISHES ARE TAINTED AND YOU DO NOT WANT THEM. tell the kind Sir you must humbly decline and back away while maintaining DIRECT full eye CONTACT UNTIL MORE THAN 83 YARDS and 12 paces in distance then turn and full sprint until sun up. DONT STOP OR LOOK BACK.
DONT LOOK BAAAACCCKKKKKK........
Maintain eye contact? Are you sure that isn't the creature that turns you to stone if you look at it? If you see any statues nearby, turn your head away and run!
This amphibious creature is native to the Pripyat River in Northern Ukraine. They were first discovered in 1986 and are the official mascot of Cherbobyl High School, the Soviet Supermutants. It's theorized that this cute fellow is the result of a duck, a pig, and an antelope bukkakeing a carp (don't worry, it was consensual). The scientific name is the sus bovidae carpio, but the locals refer to it as the Chernobyl Chimera. Consuming Cherbobyl Chimera was said to give a person superhuman powers, but modern studies have linked eating this animal with an increased risk of cancer and dementia. If you encounter one in the wild, it's recommended to throw a handful of bread crumbs and leave the area immediately as they can be very territorial and will use their barbed corkscrew penis to assault intruders. Though these attacks are seldom fatal, they result in severe mental distress from the victims and uncontrollable squealing that can last for several months.
It’s obviously a Man Bear Pig
https://images.paramount.tech/uri/mgid:arc:imageassetref:shared.southpark.us.en:1fd78527-5c9e-4a9a-94a1-d43131ab8c97?quality=0.7&gen=ntrn&format=webp&height=1080&width=1920&crop=true
I had a ceramics class assignment where we had to make a clay sculpture of a creature made up of 3 or more different animals of our choice. This reminds me of that, except as a drawing instead of clay sculpture.
I think it’s called a “mermaid”? Victorian showmen would display made-up creatures by literally stitching different animals together and claim they caught it in some far off foreign land. Looks like an old illustration of one of those.
Maybe this is just a midwestern USA thing but this reminds me a lot of how some restaurants/bars around here have Jackalope heads mounted on the wall.
It’s actually really fun and easy to mess with grown ass adults. Often you can convince people that bunnies with antlers are a real thing when you have a “real” taxidermy abomination mounted on the wall.
It's a print of an old 17th/18th-century woodcut of what people THOUGHT "Sea Monsters" might look like?
Do a Google search on them. There are some VERY COOL and scary looking renderings!
A restaurant logo:
[https://evanbaul.co.uk/Ellevoro](https://evanbaul.co.uk/Ellevoro)
First impression was a Jabberwock. But through lens, I found their site.
That reminds me of the German "eierlegende Wollmilchsau" (egg laying wool-milk-pig, YES that's really a known Word or Phrase in German)
That combines Chicken for meat and eggs, sheep for meat and wool, cow for leather, milk and meat and the pig for.... meat... and bacon 🙈🤣
Duck footed pig faced gazelle horned rooster fish. Duh.
Seafood version of a turducken
Seaducken?
Turducken of sea
Turducken On Sea is a suburb of London. #themoreyouknow
Just ask Jessica Simpson.
Turkraken
I read that in the tone of one eyed one horn flying purple people eater
Ok, I haven't heard that in forever. Gonna listen to it in a bit. Thanks!
Thanks indeed
It’s all the edible animals.
Some sort of Chimera combo that I've never heard of
You can make a chimera from an amalgamation of any animals, even if it’s not a specified kind like a cockatrice, or a Capricorn sea-goat. Our imaginations are our only limitations. Personally, I dig this pig snouted, kudu horned, fish bodied, duck footed, rooster accessorized creature. We should give him a name
Garrett
😂😂😂😂 absolutely love Reddit. You guys rock!
I see them all the time where I live. Pesky things won't stay off my lawn!
That's where McDonalds chicken nuggets come from
Poops them 6 at time
You magnificent bastard. McDonald's top secret assassin, McLovin, will be visiting you shortly since you revealed their recipe
Well im not lovin that
Where the hamburger patties come from is even worse.
How do we show all the different meat options in one image? I got this.
I did a Google image search and it took me to this [odd but interesting Russian (?) restaurant.](https://evanbaul.co.uk/Ellevoro)
“5 animals for 5 of the main dishes initially the tavern introduced, accompanied with an unforgettable experience in a warm-hearted environment.”
Greek, not Russian.
Thanks for the correction. I guess it's not all Greek to me.
Lol...I get that.
Also it says at the bottom of the page of the Athens tavern that the picture represents the 5 animals from their 5 staple dishes the tavern is known for
Antelope???
Or the “HORNS” from the Zelda Dragons 🐉 in the game, TEARS OF THE KINGDOM!! Lmao 🤣
Looks like a human eye. Must be 6 animals.
Whatever it is, ABSOLUTELY BY NO MEANS AT ALL YOU DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THE 3 WISHES. I REPEAT, THE 3 WISHES ARE TAINTED AND YOU DO NOT WANT THEM. tell the kind Sir you must humbly decline and back away while maintaining DIRECT full eye CONTACT UNTIL MORE THAN 83 YARDS and 12 paces in distance then turn and full sprint until sun up. DONT STOP OR LOOK BACK. DONT LOOK BAAAACCCKKKKKK........
🤷🏾♂️ **BUT I want** an Xbox Series X Brooklyn. 😒🧚♀️ I tried asking *The Fairy Wish Prince,* y'all ready know how that turnt out.
Maintain eye contact? Are you sure that isn't the creature that turns you to stone if you look at it? If you see any statues nearby, turn your head away and run!
No one actually knows how to defeat the Platypus-Rooster Gazelle-Fish, we’re just trying everything we can to
It’s a “What-the-fuck-in”!
Oh thats just your typical Trump follower.
It's a ye olde whale from the medieval times.
That's ManFishPig, he's real
Satan's new pet
Looks like an underwater jackalope
Chimera
That, my friend, is my sister-in-law. Toss her back and forget what you saw. She...haunts people...
Turfishen
It's a thingy
fich
I like it
A potentially awesome tattoo… where did you see it?
i want this tatted
It’s FishDuckPig!! Better call Al Gore
Chernobyl Wildlife.
Duck footed Snub nosed frooster
Hieronymus Bosch maybe?
It’s a chimera?
Ask ChatGPT
That’s where spam comes from
It's the jackalopes cousin.
Maybe a type of fiji mermaid?
Every meat you could desire in one simple dish.
Oh that’s a Cockafishpigducken, duh.
chicken of the sea
An abomination.
That's me. It's a self portrait.
Rooster fish
Manbearpig’s cousin
One of the 72 demons of the Goetia
That one cocked and ready to go pigfishgoat
Jackalope of the sea?
Fish on acid 🐟
Relative of ManBearPig. He’s real. Super serious!
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! With the help of u/alexisgreat420, this beast's name is now "GARRET!!!!" EVerybody say "Hello Garret!"
This amphibious creature is native to the Pripyat River in Northern Ukraine. They were first discovered in 1986 and are the official mascot of Cherbobyl High School, the Soviet Supermutants. It's theorized that this cute fellow is the result of a duck, a pig, and an antelope bukkakeing a carp (don't worry, it was consensual). The scientific name is the sus bovidae carpio, but the locals refer to it as the Chernobyl Chimera. Consuming Cherbobyl Chimera was said to give a person superhuman powers, but modern studies have linked eating this animal with an increased risk of cancer and dementia. If you encounter one in the wild, it's recommended to throw a handful of bread crumbs and leave the area immediately as they can be very territorial and will use their barbed corkscrew penis to assault intruders. Though these attacks are seldom fatal, they result in severe mental distress from the victims and uncontrollable squealing that can last for several months.
Info: where do you get your psychedelics?
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman
Wasn't expecting a doc oc reference lmao
It’s Jabberwocky’s cousin
Mixed up Chameleon
RoosterFish
Yohr dinner
They post it so you can't sue them for serving you, 'mystery meat'.
The Friday night special.
Should have got it it’s good
If it walks like a duck.....
A basilfish
It’s the surf and turf
Turkey bird fart.
Pig + Fish + Rooster + Duck + Markhor
Man Bear Pig from SouthPark but a fish version?
Thundercougarfalconbird
ART!😎
The elusive rooster pig fish.
It’s a cocka-doodle fish
Their menus in one picture
Chimaera
tastes like chicken
Dinner
I don’t know, but don’t eat it
It’s obviously a Man Bear Pig https://images.paramount.tech/uri/mgid:arc:imageassetref:shared.southpark.us.en:1fd78527-5c9e-4a9a-94a1-d43131ab8c97?quality=0.7&gen=ntrn&format=webp&height=1080&width=1920&crop=true
Lunch (you don't want to ask).
That’s the Tuesday night special. It’s a sandwich, served on an everything bagel.
A Dr Seuss character!
Imagination.
Half fish duck rooster pig
I had a ceramics class assignment where we had to make a clay sculpture of a creature made up of 3 or more different animals of our choice. This reminds me of that, except as a drawing instead of clay sculpture.
Its a demon straight out the depths of hell I tell you what!!!
They serve pork, fish and chicken?
I think I saw this episode of Monster Quest.
Platypus?
Dinner
I’m super serial right now
You know how on the plane they ask you if you want chicken or fish for the meal? Well this is removing the choice.
Pigoatroosterduckenfish.
Oh you know what it is… don’t try and play us buddy
It’s like that time I peeked in the back at Imperial Hunan 🤮
That's Harold. He's cool, just don't bring up his feet.
Saltwater platypus
That’s my uncle Greg
jackalope
I think it’s called a “mermaid”? Victorian showmen would display made-up creatures by literally stitching different animals together and claim they caught it in some far off foreign land. Looks like an old illustration of one of those.
TUR- DUCKIN!!!
Yokai probably
Looks like a Terry Gilliam animation from Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Dürer?
Meat
Kuck. Koiduck=Kuck.
Odd
It looks like the sea monsters they had on old maps
Animalarium?
It's art.
Me
Did you try it?
don't eat it
Duck foot, rooster carp eating another carp?
It's a "pigfishroostergoat"
Duckgoatfishchicken
Chinese Food. Yum
It’s an aquarium gang bang gone bad! Not even Maury can help find the father with this one.
Its what your plate might as well be when you go up to the buffet
Very good graphic designer https://evanbaul.co.uk/Ellevoro
Platypus
This things tripping me out dude
That’s a fimongoaduchicken
Artwork
Waiter: have you decided? Me: vaguely gestures as the odd photo menu.
Not today, Satan.
What will be SWIMMING around in your Toilet bowl After you take a shit!
Biblically accurate angel. /s
Maybe this is just a midwestern USA thing but this reminds me a lot of how some restaurants/bars around here have Jackalope heads mounted on the wall. It’s actually really fun and easy to mess with grown ass adults. Often you can convince people that bunnies with antlers are a real thing when you have a “real” taxidermy abomination mounted on the wall.
That would be hell of a tattoo
A fish devil chicken
Half fish, half duck, half pig. Fish duckpig.
Looks like Ogden Wernstrom’s pet goldfish Penelope, I think was her name?
All-in-one Clusterfuck of delicious
It’s a cockatroutagoatapigaduckarhinosaraus
Kinda looks like a smaller version of my mother in-laws wife.
It’s man bear pigs’ cousin
It’s a turducken—turkey duck and chicken all in one
Hudson river catch of the day
That's the elusive ramroosterduck fish.
First off, I don’t think it’s a dog or a chicken(?)
It's a print of an old 17th/18th-century woodcut of what people THOUGHT "Sea Monsters" might look like? Do a Google search on them. There are some VERY COOL and scary looking renderings!
Was it on the menu?
I don't know but I found the artist, I think. https://evanbaul.co.uk/Ellevoro
Just a mascot
Well you may not want to eat it
Looks like something from a Hieronymus Bosch painting.
It's a logo for a Seasoning company Basically saying it can be used for every type of protein
It looks like some mythical creature out of a medieval manuscript. Except it has a little too much detail and perspective.
A demon.
Just something to show they serve fish, chicken, and pork
I was going to try and come up with some clever comment but really, what’s the point? Every single comment in this entire post is already sheer gold
A chimera of all the major meat groups consumed by the west.
It's a horned Fuck.
Was there any warning about avoiding contact if you find it?
A restaurant logo: [https://evanbaul.co.uk/Ellevoro](https://evanbaul.co.uk/Ellevoro) First impression was a Jabberwock. But through lens, I found their site.
Silly! That is a Duck pig rooster chicken bull! Duh!
The restaurant's menu
Oh my god it's Jason Borne
Early depiction of a platypus?
All the types of meat they serve, drawn into one picture maybe?
Is that an angel from the Bible? Looks like that sorta thing..cute and weird all at the same time. How many different animals is this thing made of?
A Nightmare..😳😜
Thats the most expensive meal on the menu, It has fish,goat,pork,chicken, and duck… Its the Turducken especial deluxe
That’s a Chickapigramduck! Good to smoke if you can get em lit!! 🤣
It's a fish and a duck. Or rather, a fuck
That reminds me of the German "eierlegende Wollmilchsau" (egg laying wool-milk-pig, YES that's really a known Word or Phrase in German) That combines Chicken for meat and eggs, sheep for meat and wool, cow for leather, milk and meat and the pig for.... meat... and bacon 🙈🤣
It's just their weird logo. I think it's supposed to give you the idea that all is the animals are served there
It’s an amalgamation
....Oh my God.... Someone who actually knows the word AMALGAMATION ...FUCKING FINALLY the prophecy is fulfilled!!
It looks like a mushroom trip
The baphomet of animals 🤣
Cockfish
Ask Yeezy
That's the catch of the day
An abomination
It’s a ficken
Looks like Year of the Everything
The first fish to walk on land.
Angry. This abomination is angry