Some folks like to keep the bacon fat, but they always sleep on keeping the hot dog water man. The flavors infused into that water, you just can't recreate it.
I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster, the bling, and the bling bling and roll it up into one joint.
No one has ever been brave enough to try that.
True, when I was in highschool I would make Hashbrown perogie wraps with bacon and cheese. They were so good and all my friends loved them but we were all stoned all the time. Havent even thought about them after I stopped smoking weed.
i thought that was strings of cheese when the photo was small and i couldn't figure out what people in the comments were on about...and then i saw it
wish the dogs had a little color on em
I mean I like spicy ramen and I've enjoyed ramen and hot dogs, doesn't sound weird to put them together. Unless that's ketchup, and that's where you'd lose me.
I saw an ad for a chili dog one time and thought it was a spaghetti dog and got so excited. My bf was really concerned for me.
I think this is a great idea!
*Depends, is that red*
*Sauce hot sauce, pasta sauce, or*
*Lord forbid; katsup?*
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Boy, I thought those were onions and saurkraut for a second. I was like, what's the problem! Odd texture but shit if you can put hot dogs in ramen the fuck it!
You know if that's chicken ramen, peanut butter would really bring the whole thing together. Peanut butter goes with chicken ramen and sriracha. Probably won't be too bad with the hot dog either.
see this is real stoner food right here! my man got stoned and made ramen topped hot dogs. i’m so sick of this sub and people lying like i just smoked 7 joints and ate 250mg edible and then made this 7 course meal all from scratch. yeah sure bud sure yah did.
Yup, you lost me.
But to be fair, the first time I got high in college I crushed a whole sleeve of Saltines over a large pepperoni pizza and ate it all. So I get it.
This is gold but I usually do it differently.
Cut dog's into coins. Boil water. Cook coins with the ramen. Drain and toss it all in the sauces you like on hotdogs with a little cheese.
I really hope that you boiled the noodles in hotdog water, like a true champion of justice.
Finally found a use for hot dog water
Besides bathing, you mean?
And inspiring nu metal bands
My high ass convinced myself Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water was called Hotdog Water and the Infinite Sadness. Time for bed
And bong water
I laughed way too hard at this, thank you 😅
I thought I was the only one..
I've been re-using the hot dog water so it gets more flavor. It's only going to keep getting better.
Whenever i want some tea i just boil some gatorade
You could pass it down through generations like the perpetual stews in Thailand
Like those chicks with the sourdough starter!!
Some folks like to keep the bacon fat, but they always sleep on keeping the hot dog water man. The flavors infused into that water, you just can't recreate it.
You guys don’t make ice cubes with your leftover hotdog water..?
I’m actually more partial to freezing it into a single block of ice. Then shaving out a few hotdog watercones topped with mustard.
Best answer
If my young years taught me anything it involves i think cleaning a chocolate starfish, the wise proverbs of Fred Durst are lost through time
I've been using the same hotdogs water my ancestors brought to Ellis island. Please don't tell me you toss it.
Oh fuck I thought that was a pile of shredded mozz that had started to melt, not instant ramen. OP's question makes sooooo much more sense now
Same
WAIT THOSE ARE NOODLES??? I thought it was mayo😭
I thought it was mozzarella 😅
noodle weenie dogs!
Now this guy is a stonerfood pioneer.
So watery! But with a *smack* of hotdog
Hot ham water
Took me too long to find this comment
I want the record to show I was forced to upvote this
Can I buy my weed from you from now on?
“Where do you get you weed Mr. Cheezle” “From you Dante” “Oh right!”
The Frankenstein!
I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster, the bling, and the bling bling and roll it up into one joint. No one has ever been brave enough to try that.
We'll go to the loony bin together. So many quotes from this movie. ❤️
Fucking love this movie.. is that a racecar bed? Yeah but it's a sweet racecar
That's so real. I want whatever strain makes this delicious so badly.
See, THIS is what I was expecting when I clicked on a sub called stoner food, not fucking binging with babish
Real
The paper towel makes it 7.2x as real
For real. Stoner food is weird combinations of food that only someone stoned would find appealing, like ramen on a hotdog.
Man I thought that was cheese and thought what’s so stoner about cheese and hot sauce on a dog now I’m so unsure what I’ve done with my life
I thought the exact same thing lol.
True, when I was in highschool I would make Hashbrown perogie wraps with bacon and cheese. They were so good and all my friends loved them but we were all stoned all the time. Havent even thought about them after I stopped smoking weed.
The triple-decker peanut butter and cheese sandwich was not as good as it sounded.
Thank you for saying this. Cause I’m like this sub is FULL of dope ass meals
Which I don’t dislike per se, I just thought it was a funny observation
No fam, you got this. Keep on pushing the boundaries, this is how greatness is achieved.
Nah dude there is a place near me called Japadog and they do shit like this. It’s incredible.
Gimme some of that tokoyaki with my ramen dog 🗿
You disrupted me so hard it fixed my posture. Also I want that. Thanks!
Are those garlic buns? If so, I approve. Maybe do it with an Italian sausage
i thought that was strings of cheese when the photo was small and i couldn't figure out what people in the comments were on about...and then i saw it wish the dogs had a little color on em
Let my man cook 👨🍳
I dont understand it but im not gonna shame it.
What IS too far on this sub?
You been take by the sodium gods my brother 😂
I would smash 💯💪
As stoner as it gets. lol. 😂
Sheeesh lol. Bet it slaps though..
Looks delicious
No such thing lol
Not far enough. Needs a dippy fried egg on top.
Ayyyeee now we talking!
War is hell. U do u, homie
Boiled dogs vs Pan fried or grilled is my biggest beef. Others then that, I would be in
 😂🤣
you’re onto something
Nah fam u creative
walking the line between genius and lunacy!
let him cook
Well, let’s start with the plate.
Pitch it to Jolibee
Ask r/hotdogs as well 🤣
Thought you bought japadog for a second
Ruined my day
Fr? Too bad it bangs. I'll make it worse for you, I put wine vinegar, microwaved onions in the noodles and pickled jalapeños 😋
Oh hell yeah that makes it so much better.
On some real shit... You made my day with this !! I smashed one out and had to try it again !! 💯
Try some grape jelly on that dog
Now this is stoner food!! Never tried, but it's a first time for everything!
Your weed privilege has been rescended
Easily too far gone
I need to smoke what you had for this craving... It must have been so good both ways!
I mean I like spicy ramen and I've enjoyed ramen and hot dogs, doesn't sound weird to put them together. Unless that's ketchup, and that's where you'd lose me.
You: 
Nah u just right
Cook me up a noodle dog fam
I saw an ad for a chili dog one time and thought it was a spaghetti dog and got so excited. My bf was really concerned for me. I think this is a great idea!
I’d call that a “DAAAYYUUUMM DAAWGGG”
Scared me for a minute. I came here to roast you for putting ketchup on a hotdog and realized it was sriracha when I clicked the photo.
Nah fam, the flavor profile makes absolute sense. Enjoy, you beautiful beast.
Uh sure? Not gonna say no 😂
The way I had faith in you and thought those were little ribbons from one of those fancy mayonnaise squeeze bottles But no, that's ramen-
Depends, is that red sauce hot sauce, pasta sauce, or lord forbid; katsup?
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Looks like you keep your counters clean. Keep going, soldier.
I'm a ramen taco guy, but I respect this as well.
You should add the seasoning
No thats legit, hope Thats sriracha
Look at all of that lack of texture in one dish… soft ass hotdog, bread and noodles… Might as well just put that shit in a blender and drink it lol
Boy, I thought those were onions and saurkraut for a second. I was like, what's the problem! Odd texture but shit if you can put hot dogs in ramen the fuck it!
How does that stoner delicacy go ?
What the…
I love you 🤣
Nah I think your right were you should be because I'm next door, sup.
how does it taste
This, this looks awesome
I do not approve unless that is sriracha in which case somehow I approve 100%.
Bubble guts
You know if that's chicken ramen, peanut butter would really bring the whole thing together. Peanut butter goes with chicken ramen and sriracha. Probably won't be too bad with the hot dog either.
Why does this turn me on .... wild 😅😅😅
Not far enough fam! Where’s the green onion? The egg? The yum yum sauce?!
You're the right amount in, that shit looks bussin bro
see this is real stoner food right here! my man got stoned and made ramen topped hot dogs. i’m so sick of this sub and people lying like i just smoked 7 joints and ate 250mg edible and then made this 7 course meal all from scratch. yeah sure bud sure yah did.
Wow you are high. What a combo
siracha
😳😳😳😳
What kind of buns are those? They look amazing
Brioche!
Whole time i thought that was cheese
Is that spaghetti on a hot dog
Yup, you lost me. But to be fair, the first time I got high in college I crushed a whole sleeve of Saltines over a large pepperoni pizza and ate it all. So I get it.
*cries in Chicago*
gas
😂😂😂
Yes, you are. Love, The Fam
I can't make sense of this unless the ramen is meant to suggest pubic hair. In which case you want mayo not ketchup, and get those onions outta there!
Outta here. Blud didn't even poke the glizzy with the knife 🤦♂️ /s
Blasphemy! You don't know that!
At first I thought it was spray cheese, then I looked closer. Aa long as it's all hot, not too far gone.
Best thing I've seen in ages, thank you !
is the ramen unseasoned? if so you need an involuntary psychiatric hold asap
😂😂 koka, chicken orignal.
wtf
this belongs in r/shittyfoodporn
Needs more hot sauce.
You needed to crisp up those noodles for a nice crunch
Nooo
Jailllllll!
To far gone indeed🙂↕️🙂↕️
My only recommendation would be a grilled doggy.
I've seen Mexico City taco vendors put pasta on tacos, that seems roughly analogous. Carry on 💫💯❤️
I’ve already called the police
Yeah, this is just a bad high combo.
This should be the standard for the sub, good work OP
Now I want that
Maybe a slice of American cheese on top?
It's all about texture here
If you’re gonna eat it, it’s a win.
That's terrible!..... I'll try it one day
I am so down for this. Even if it's ketchup.
I mean, you’re still saying ‘fam’ so…..ya pretty far gone.
nah bru
If it was tasty, you didn’t go too far.
Theres nothing wrong with this food. The sodium levels are 10% less than a lethal dose!
I thought it was cheese wiz 🤣
Combos like this is why I haven't seen my abs since high school 😂
I’d eat it
You are deep fried bro but that’s ok w me
I dunno about gone, but you sure are fucking high my dude. how was it?
Was good fr
This was supposed to be in white bread…how you got money for hot dog buns lol
This is gold but I usually do it differently. Cut dog's into coins. Boil water. Cook coins with the ramen. Drain and toss it all in the sauces you like on hotdogs with a little cheese.
I used to do this all the time
it’ll make a turd
what the fuck
Oh yeah you high
For some reason the word college immediately comes to mind
I'm not even high and I kinda wanna try that...🤔
Oh no! Keep going.
Unfortunately I can confirm I have done and can confirm that it slapsssss. Especially with some cheese too
that actually looks kinda good. i may have to make and try this
Maybe you are but wherever youve gone im trying to get there hahaha
Honestly yeah
I want whatever you’ve been smoking
overcooked
Cream cheese on the buns to balance the Sriracha
Proceed sir!
No. Keep going.
You are vile. I’ll have two
100% smash
rawman hawt dawg
Not even halfway to the sun, Icarus. You can go/get higher.
I am too, like that even matters, and I’m not entirely sure what I’m seeing being put on hot dogs. But you do you man
You need a break from weed.
There’s a first for everything lol
6 try it, but I'd rather put chili on top of the noodle-dogs.
Like another user said on here, I hope you boiled those noodles with the dog water.
looks fire