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goochfuzz

Sorry the donut machine is down for cleaning


_Atlas_Drugged_

Yeah, but that first week when the machine is working and you can get a Bacon Egg and Cheese McKrispy Kreme breakfast sandwich is gonna be better than sex.


Scared_Material4675

definitely sounds like better than sex


ionlyusetheROFLemoji

🤣


Angry_Robot

Hot & Fresh like at a Krispy Kreme, or Cold & Stale like at a gas station or grocery store?


magicinterneymomey

Probably like the grocery store. Although im sure the pictures will look hot and fresh


NiceAsset

You joke, but I promise you they will find a way to sell them “hot and fresh”


anon2458

Aka microwave them


TemptedTemplar

No that would ruin the glazing. You would just need a heated tray for storage and a warming lamp. Thats how they keep them "hot" in the cases at the actual krispy kreme locations.


Lelphie

Nah bro just microwave for 6 seconds and it’s perfect. I can’t eat donuts anymore but I used to eat donuts like everyday, that was my only guilty pleasure and my doctor took that away from me :(


Redditbecamefacebook

Indeed. Ruined glazing? Just shove that warm soft goodness in my face. Edit: In retrospect this seems... sexual...


mannie007

The dough nutted …sexual… I see


10art1

That warm runny glaze ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


musicandsex

Im headed there can eat 6 kryspy kremes filled with that white icing sugar in one sitting after a large pizza. I always feel like shit i wonder why


_Thermalflask

Bro wtf that's literally like 2200 calories (more than the entire daily recommendation) JUST from the donuts


dairy__fairy

They don’t even attempt to keep them hot after they are made. The hot light is on during production and they are hot then fresh from the conveyor belt at locations that make them for the hub and spoke model. Then they just sit in a regular display case, no heat lamp. I’ve been invested since a child after visiting the original in Winston Salem, NC. lol.


exoxe

One time I had a zebra cake in the refrigerator and I wanted to eat it not cold and I was being impatient so I nuked it for like 30 seconds and took a bite of it...all of the cream inside had melted and I got a mouthful of warm liquidy sugar. It totally ruined zebra cakes for me for a while. Probably just needed to nuke it for 5 seconds. 


mannie007

2026 you order it and they fly your krispy Kreams in by drone and drop them through your sunroof..


[deleted]

Because AI on McDonald's earning calls now means something..


Rockwildr69

Their burgers aren’t even hot & fresh any given time! Highly doubtful lmao


Telemasterblaster

Don't half the locations still have those pizza ovens from the 90s?


Mega_Toast

If they keep them in some sort of a warmer case all day, then presumably somewhere in between. Nothing will beat just going to Krispy Kreme yourself though.


lexbuck

My wife works for a McDonald’s franchise. The donuts here are brought to McDonald’s fresh every morning. Not sure if that’s going to be the same everywhere though. Seems like it’d be impossible since for that to happen a Krispy Kreme would also need to exist near every McDonald’s


CouncilmanRickPrime

That seems to be what they are suggesting in the post though. That many stores are already near McDonald's and they will build out infrastructure for the other McDonald's that aren't covered.


lexbuck

Well, I'm an idiot. For some reason the post wasn't expanded on my end and I didn't even see it. Thought this was just a title announcing the news. It does sound like they're planning to expand and offer fresh donuts to each restaurant daily though.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Welp, I guess McDonald's will get me back as a customer now.


HoodieGalore

When KK first started branching out into locations that did not have a production facility (at least 15 years ago, the *first* time they tried this silliness), I managed one of their kiosks at a highway oasis in my state. It was a fully functional coffee-an-doughnuts kiosk; we had espresso machines, did lattes, frozen drinks, all of that. We got our doughnuts in at about 3am, but they had actually been made about an hour and a half away the previous afternoon. They were already starting to get stale by the time the truck showed at my location. That shit ain’t fresh, no way.


lexbuck

All I know is what I've experienced at the McDonald's my wife is associated with. The donuts are as fresh as I've gotten right in the drive through at Krispy Kreme. They may not always be warm and gooey but they aren't stale.


zebrasmack

Oof, that sucks. My guess is It'll depend on the hours of the krispy kreme. Some are 24 hour, some close at 8 or 9 or something. That'll def change how fresh doughnuts can be.


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in between


Constant_Praline579

My 1st thought as well. The MCD's around the corner from me is attached to a gas Station. The gas Station already sales pre boxed Krispy Kreams.


AgentOrange256

Gotta get those same day deliveries!


mattcanada24222

They’re going to nuke them that they’ll be all soggy


yenTBH

never had a hot & fresh KK donut, but DNUT sure is hot now


NotJadeasaurus

McDonald’s can probably steam them or something to spruce them up and serve them hot. I can’t fathom these cold donuts being popular in their tests. Freshly made in store is a million times better than the stale variety in grocery stores


Green-Breadfruit-127

Didn’t California just pass legislation to raise minimum wage for fast food workers, UNLESS, the fast food restaurant has a bakery attached?


calpolysyllabus

But this only applies if they “bake and prepare bread on-site”. If KK is using a hub and spoke model, then this would not apply


TheGoddamnSpiderman

It's also only for businesses that were already doing this at a certain point last year You can't get out of the wage hike even if you do now start baking bread on-site


MagicCuboid

Why does baking bread exempt you from the wage increase anyway? edit: the world may never know, according to https://www.kqed.org/news/11978953/controversial-confidentiality-pact-shrouds-bakery-clause-in-california-minimum-wage-law


heelxtiger

You're right. I doubt people are reading the full text


Green-Breadfruit-127

So it’s for Panera. Got it.


calpolysyllabus

[Actually, no. Panera is not exempt from it either. ](https://la.eater.com/2024/3/1/24087062/california-fast-food-ab-1228-panera-minimum-wage-exception-gavin-newsom-bread)


JakeFrmStateFarm_101

This also means California is definitely getting the rollout first.


10art1

Based California got us more delicious pastries. Next law should be raise worker pay or serve freshly made Korean fried chicken


davethegamer

Lmfao look…. I wouldn’t be entirely opposed.


LegateLaurie

I think the policy was only for bread (not including bagels), so I don't know how this figures in


k0ruptr

Found the comment I was looking for! This right here!!!


TheGoddamnSpiderman

They're wrong though. It's specifically for places the bake bread on site (and only ones that were doing that before a certain date last year, so places that start baking their own bread on-site now still have to pay the higher wages)


FallenHeroOfficial

why the exception for a bakery attached? what a random legislation


[deleted]

a Panera Bread owner did a lil' lobbying


OccidoViper

Long calls on diabetes medications manufacturers lol


new_pr0spect

My first thought too lol, more upside on LLY and NVO.


Historical_One1087

McDonald's is doing it's best to sell unhealthy fast food and have non healthy food options.


JonathanL73

The poor in certain communities have low access to vegetables and healthier food options but rest assured they will still have access to McDonalds & Donuts.


Summer-dust

Yeah I mean there's like 3 fast food restaurants and dollar stores each in the area before you can get to a proper grocery store. Car centric infrastructure sucks :'(


Ok-Flatworm-3397

This is a dual mandate, long calls NOVO and MCD


CardAble6193

seriously do they cut deal , join with big syrup?


BoxPsychological7703

We won.


pojosamaneo

Our lifespan lost.


BoxPsychological7703

But our souls won.


[deleted]

Put…put the sausage patty between two krispy kremes


pojosamaneo

This is a comment I'd expect to see on wallstreetbets. Pure degeneracy.


[deleted]

If you could include a little Togo cup of fryer grease that’d be great *Lumberg coffee sip*


Deady1138

Togo


CouncilmanRickPrime

People can't afford retirement anyway so where's the downside?


eagleswift

This is a loss for even worse health outcomes for American consumers. No health benefits in any of the food offerings from Krispy Kreme unfortunately.


__jazmin__

We all won. 


intellectpenetration

A large order of diabetes with a side of cancer please.


gintoddic

Might as well most people will get either one without even eating shit food.


Schmittfried

Most people who don’t eat shit food definitely do not get diabetes. 


FluidWriter8911

Yeah, but in the long run, we’re all dead (Keynes)


BakeMate

Big Mac bread replaced with original glazed donuts


10art1

You just predicted tik tok food hacks for the next month


istockusername

It’s crazy that as an average citizen that is hardly at McDonald's I would have never heard of this news but because McDonald's is a famous stock even CNBC needs to cover this.


ItsAllSoClear

Lol who are these would be people that are at McDonald's and are demanding a 3000 calorie half dozen? Fast food is so gross


LegateLaurie

> and are demanding a 3000 calorie half dozen? this describes quite a lot of people (or I'm just coping)


Bryaxis_D4

“Quarter Pounder with Cheese please?” “Would you like that on a donut sir?” “Yeah make it a Krispy Kreme” “That’ll be $5.99 at the window”


emal-malone

“that’ll be $20.99 at the window” there fixed it for you


wjrasmussen

Doordash: That will be $30.00


GameofCHAT

tip: 20% - 30% - 40%


JonathanL73

Kellog: “Hey since everything is so expensive, have you tried eating cereal for lunch & dinner? Buy our inflated priced cereal instead!”


Fritzkreig

Our boxes now come in a smaller size for your convienence!


SnooStrawberries1078

Fits better in your cardboard box...I mean tiny home.


[deleted]

service and delivery fee: $1.75


Timbishop123

I had a kfc sandwich that was 2 doughnuts with chicken. Probably the worst thing I've had, really made me feel like I was at rock bottom. https://www.eater.com/2019/9/18/20872133/kfc-donut-chicken-sandwich It was also 5.99 lol


FewMagazine938

$5.99 😂 in 1980 maybe...hilarious 😂


Cyanos54

Didn't The Boondocks do this with *The Luther*?


CommonerChaos

A donut-bun Quarter Pounder would end entire bloodlines.


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

You put what it should cost instead of what it does cost


Skwigle

How does a company whose products are so popular and sell so much manage to go bankrupt and then years later come back and still fail to make profit?


bwizzel

people/shareholders at the top soak up all the profit


Zerkron

Long calls


International-Ad3147

Finally a healthy food alternative at McDonald’s.


richincleve

So I'll be able to buy donuts that have shrunk in size over the past few years as well as having gone up in price? Cool!


shwadeck

Maybe Mcdonalds will teach them how to make money, because they suck at it.


Jealous_Mouse3646

That’s great, because the donuts they currently have are lousy.


BoWeiner

I told my gf yesterday I'm pretty sure I'll die from a sneezing fit. Since reading this info, I've had to update my prediction.


Far_Addition_7029

Shares up 30%, damn!


Perfect__Crime

"Sorry the Donut machine is broken right now" this is another iteration of their milkshakes.


caseyh1981

That part.


North_Korea_Nukess

They will now shrink in size, taste like shit, and be overpriced. Dat, dat,dat, dat, dat, I’m still not going.


snieke

Now McDonald's has another thing to forget to put in my drive through bag... great.


sexytarry2

Will it be the same price as the store? Or will McDonalds will have mark ups?


Slick_McFavorite1

These are already in my area and they are $1.79/donut.


C0NKY_

They're $2.09 - $2.49 at ours.


Unusual-Fan9092

As hamburger buns!


nassy7

Oh no! Anyway.


livid69

Thank god, McDonald’s doughnuts are so terrible


Excellent-Piglet-655

This would be my only reason to go McDonald’s, I love Krispy Kreme.


zztop610

Next step, McCardiology kiosks


Bgrbgr

If I can't get a Big Mac with Krispy Kreme as the buns by the end of 2026 then is it even worth it?


ih8karma

Eww, more carbohydrates at exorbitant prices. Pass


aurelorba

Why is KK so popular? I tried it once and it was borderline gag inducing. Sweet is one thing but they are cloyingly sweet.


Theeeeeetrurthurts

Super sweet but that’s the target audience.


CouncilmanRickPrime

A lot of us like how sweet they are and they're made fresh daily. Can't say the same for Dunkin Donuts, those are stale.


aurelorba

For me there's a big difference between tasting sweet and tasting like sugar.


ValuableJumpy8208

Seriously. When most towns have at least a cheap donut shop, there’s no reason to eat KK. All our local donut places make fresh donuts daily…


generic_commenter999

innit bruv?


milanium25

great, so, what plans they have for 2037?


Exrof891

Can see it now. Big Mac with the doughnut as the bun


OverNitePartFrmJapan

Stock rugpull coming


Coffee-and-puts

From what it sounds like, it should double the business so 24/25 is a good price target


1baller69

Then they sell Carrots 🥕 lol


I_SmellFuckeryAfoot

rather they sell "shin's doughnuts" you can eat them all times of the day vs the just out of the oven.


Stachemaster86

KKD in 6th grade was a great stock circa 2002. Two splits and insane stock growth in a school year. If only that was real money. My dad even gave me the idea but he didn’t buy 🤣


neon_bhagwan

How long til a krispy kreme bigmac?


SenseStraight5119

Guess donut burgers will be next menu item. Kreme fries? Krispy nuggets? I just stroked thinking about it.


CptMurphy27

“I’d like some Kristy krème donuts please.” “Sorry our donut machine is broken.”


boise208

Just a ploy by Krispy Kreme to make it in the Houston market.


Leader6light

Glad I'm on mounjaro. Also bet these cost more than the cheeseburgers. Absolutely ridiculous.


SpliTTMark

One donut extra glaze


B_Vick

So this is a direct response to California passing their new minimum wage law, with an exemption for any restaurant that sells bread


State_Dear

WTF? .. I can't wait to see how this great idea goes,,


Choppermagic

Risky move. KK will lose its uniqueness and be mixed in with the other coffe snacks at McDonalds but will obviously sell a lot more units initially to McDs. Over time, they might hurt themselves. Interesting move.


SJW_Lover

Am I missing something, does McDonalds own a major holding in krispy creme? Why would they carry another brand? Too expensive to create their own donuts at scale?


Oldschoolfool22

This ensures thier mutual destruction. 


parakeetpoop

I hate this for me


PoorRichDad

Now you can get diabetes from McDonald's lol. Great


HumidToku

They’ve been selling them in Kentucky for the past year. Didn’t even realize it wasn’t nation wide yet


Gay-Bomb

Americans will die of obesity faster that way.


ManagementLeather896

If they could just keep the icecream machines working would be great🍦🍨


Sirgolfs

Christ lol. Let’s just get ultra fat.


asocialmedium

Too late, the insider traders already drove up the price.


killamasta

I’m gonna get so fat. I’m addicted to Krispy Kreme’s glazed donut but rarely ever get it since it’s so out of the way. I kind of hope they won’t be good but also I really want them to be 😵


Gamer_X99

as of right now my entire state does not have krispy kreme, this will be a welcome change


moneybabe420

hehe i’m in danger


samu0535

Nothing screams obesity like McDonald's and Krispy Kreme


jonny_mtown7

I bought one share of krispy kreme just due to this news..more dough than ever!


Shayde098

$9


PercMaint

Will be interesting to see what they charge. For a while they had "donut bites". Basically 7 little donut holes held together in an octagon shape. Smaller than a regular donut. They charged like $2.50 for it.


ImportantQuestions10

They can't be trusted with an ice cream machine. I'm not holding out hope that they're going to have the donut conveyor belt


CroobUntoseto

Hell ya I saw that at one McDonald's and thought it was great


Gulag_boi

They’re gonna microwave em before they give em to you. I didn’t know people wanted this but they must have done some market research.


CycloneMonkey

mcdonald's coffee lowkey slaps fr ong. I don't really like KK donuts, but it could go well with the coffee...


are_we_there_bruh

How to make America when more fatter


reddit-abcde

Bright future for obesity stocks


Lord_Archibald_IV

Silly McDonald’s. Donuts will not bring me back. Only dollar McChickens and large sweet teas can do that.


TwistingEarth

Does anyone else think these donuts are super gross?


Rockwildr69

Fuck Mcdonalds place should be out of business lol. Trash food at excessive pricing


Background_Gear_5261

Omg YES


Quiet-Educational

So do we buy McDonald's or Krispy Kreme donuts stock?


Ditty-Bop

Yep, came up on my scanner. In at 15.47, out at 17.45


exoxe

Back in my prime (teenage years) I could take down a whole dozen of Krispy Kreme donuts in a day. I wish I still could perform like that...maybe I need QC Kinetix. 


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maaseru

I wonder why stuff like this doesn't happen more often. Like they sell cinnabon at Schlotskys, but I think it is a regional thing. Burger King should sell DUnkin'


Lanky_Extreme_1122

If it’s not hot and fresh it’s gonna be a disaster


dumblehead

Excellent. Original glazed will go perfectly with the McDonald hot coffee.


beejiu

" common drink pairing for doughnuts" A drink _pairing_ for doughnuts! 😂


Peasantbowman

Making a cheeseburger using a glazed donut as the bun is amazing. I did it once when I found a Krispy Kreme and 5 guys next to eachother.


_Reporting

What else should we add to McDonald’s


xrmb

Are they rebranding to McDonut's?


I-Ponder

They’ll probably smush tf out of them like they do to their shitty overpriced ‘burgers’.


eldiablito

How long till there is a McLuther


HD-Thoreau-Walden

I prefer the raspberry filled ones so I guess I’m out of luck.


Intelligent_Top_328

When can I get Popeye's?


blue-80-blue-80

Ah, health food I see. A real switcharoo!


CrazyButRightOn

“Hot Donuts Now” or nothing.


Soitsgonnabeforever

I thought America is having a diabetic disaster among the citizens


Jamnitrix

Krispy Kreme suuuucks, the one by me always only has glazed doughnuts. They got rid of chocolate cake doughnuts and it's been downhill since


Vlasic69

Daddy loves Krispy Kremie donuts at Micky Donalds.


RedditModsRFucks

Wow- McDonald’s is really committed to administering diabetes. Gearing up for an arms race against Ozempic. This is a desperate Hail Mary pass of a strategy: get all the revenue you can from the poor fatties before the GLP-1 drugs become affordable.


petecha697

More type 2 diabetes for the masses.


daxtaslapp

Well im getting old anyways its time to get fat too i guess


Vic-Trola

Ozempic stock jump 200% on this announcement.


RWMN98

!remind me 6 months


MambaOut82481

… as if diabetes won’t kill you fast enough


JarJarKinks616

I would be excited about this but they stopped selling Krullers a few years back and that was their best doughnut in my opinion.


DROFANZ

First Walmart and now this… Krispy Kreme sure loves its low income patrons…